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>"I like your hair!"
>"You're really handsome!"
>"Are you a model?!"
/fa/ feelsgood.txt's

>> No.7679848

Never happened to you, never happens to you.

>> No.7679863

>>7679830
Holy shit is that Nigella?

Oh my fucking god, Nigella I love you so much

>> No.7679865

>>7679830
"So...?
I will not fuck you, you are fat as fuck, go away ugly fuccboi"

>> No.7679872

>at Barney's
>qt working in men's shoes (idk why, usually men work in men's shoes)
>walk towards shoes
>qt comes up to me:
>"This might sound a little weird, but I just wanted to tell you that you're strikingly handsome."
>Me:
>"Gotta get that commission right?"
>wink at her
>long story short she sucked my dick out third time meeting up after that

>> No.7679882

>>7679830
>your hair is really cute
>you look like one of those tumblr boys
idk how to feel about that one

>> No.7679885
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>>7679848
>tfw it happens weekly

>> No.7679891

i think i'm gonna save this pic as a reminder that there's always more fish in the sea

>> No.7679902

>>7679882
It means you look like a fag :/

>> No.7679910
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>>7679902

>> No.7679919

>>7679910
Sorry brah.. She didn't mean you look like based Francisco, not that any of us do though ;_;

>> No.7679928

Good fuccing lord I would smash the hell out of that hoe...

>> No.7679930

"you dress so great! Do you have an instagram account?"

>> No.7679943

>>7679872
>"Gotta get that commission right?"
>wink at her
thats that gayest shit i've ever heard

>> No.7679963
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7679963

>walk into Tom Ford store
>SA: "Hello James how are you doing?!"
>me: "Um.. *take off sunglasses* I'm not a James haha."
>SA: "Oh well you look exactly like one of our clients! Anything I can help you with?"
>tfw apparently look like a Tom Ford regular

>> No.7679974

who that is?
hhnnnnnnnggggg

>> No.7679977

I would marry the fuck out of that woman oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddd

>> No.7679988
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7679988

> wake up, late to class
> show up in sweater and sweatpants
> crush approaches me afterward
> "Anon you look so comfortable and stylish! How do you do it???"

>> No.7679989

who is she OP?
she's fucking perfect

>> No.7679992

"Oh my god, you are beautiful, if I was straight you would be my perfect boy, with that hair and that jacket. Sorry if this sounded weird!"
-Some lesbian at a house party
I get compliments on the regular for my haircut. Eye fucked while walking around campus. Little shit like that keeps my confidence up.

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>>7679988
>mfw the far right outfit is the most /fa/ thing I've seen on /fa/

>> No.7680008

>>7680000
Is that Harry with acne shopped in?

>> No.7680015
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>>7680008
>/fa/ has never seen their fav celebs up close

>> No.7680059

>>7680015
it looks like he has a stack of thongs above his nose

>> No.7680071

WHO THE FUCK IS SHE YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS

>> No.7680080
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>>7680071

>> No.7680090
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>>7679872
>'gotta get that commission right?'
>mfw

that is the fucking cheesiest thing I've ever heard

>> No.7680359

>>7680071
None of the boards know...

>> No.7680458

>>7680071
florian beqiri

>> No.7680498

>>7679872
>she sucked my dick
yeah but that didn't happen

>> No.7680517 [DELETED] 

>>7679830
she looks like alia shawkat in this pic w/o the freckles no?

>> No.7680567

>>7680458
You couldn't be more wrong.

>> No.7680581

Would obliterate/10

>> No.7680651
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>>7679830
she looks kinda like alia shawkat w/o the freckles

>> No.7680692

>>7680071
I've seen this image plenty of times before and there is still no answer. It doesn't seem like any of the boards know and the image has been spread around so much that finding the original source is next to impossible by now.

Sometimes, you just have to live with the mystery of never finding the secret sauce.

>> No.7680782

>>7680692
>you now know how Plankton feels

>> No.7680830

>>7679872

>Tonight on 'Things that Never Happened', we have a special guest star... Please joining me in welcoming Fuccboi McGee

>> No.7680842

>>7680008
>harry didnt have completely shit skin until like a year ago
even a glance at a tabloid cover in the last 2 yrs would have told u this isnt tru

>> No.7680903

>>7680498
>>7680830
>"I've never had my dick sucked so that other guy hasn't either!"
Not even that anon, but you do realise getting head isn't that hard, right?

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7680917

>Tfw you knew someone like this
>Tfw could have fugged her

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>tfw she stopped talking to me 2 days after this text

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>>7680917
That wasn't the bun I intended on posting.

>> No.7680934

>>7680919

It's time to move on anon

>> No.7680935

>>7680919
BRUH
U FUCKIN SRS RN

>> No.7680941

>>7680919
I would killed myself tbh.

>> No.7680948 [DELETED] 

>>7680919

so killed self immediate why sent evn r u trd jsus.
cnt evn.

>> No.7680955

>>7680919
thats some grade A beta aspie shit right there

>> No.7680957

>>7680919
u fuckin wot

>> No.7680959

>"Are you a model?!"

They only ask because that's the only reason one would wear such gaudy shit like diaper pants or nightgown tank tops.

>> No.7680963

>>7680919
You don't ask gay shit like that. I'm not surprised she didn't text you back.
I need to know who gave you that advice.

>> No.7680969

>>7680963
I thought she texted him that

>> No.7680971

>>7680919
im fuckin dead

>> No.7680985

>>7680971
about time

>> No.7680994

>>7680971
fukn finally

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7681001

>grocery shopping
>every isle little girls stare and follow me
>go to pay
>qt working the register
>uninterested.

This happens too often.

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>>7680959
>tfw you aren't a goofy nigga or a dadcore faggot

>> No.7681010

>I LOVE your hair!
Only good thing about being Chinese. Shiny, long hair. Everything else is shit ;_;

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>>7680919

>> No.7681017

>>7681001
she's workin m8 can't expect her to care much bout boys when she's been workin 6 hours already doin the most repetitive job ever and having to deal with customers

>> No.7681020

>>7680919
At least when Starfucks posts texts the girls say yes.

>> No.7681032

>>7681001
know this feel hard

>> No.7681033
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7681033

>be fuccboi
>have fuccboi gf
>live in japan
>don't know much japanese
>gf constantly tells me little girls and high school girls say we look scary
>tfw

>> No.7681043

>>7679830
your tits are godlike

>> No.7681059

>>7679830

so much fertility, holy shit

some women were just made to be knocked up again and again and again and

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>>7681020
yea... you sure about that?

>> No.7681080

Why is this girl so fucking mesmerizing? I am usually only turned on by 5'11" 110 lbs sticks, but there's just something about her... Damn.

>> No.7681086

>>7681080
dem big ol tittys

>> No.7681095

>>7681068
you miss every shot you don't take
he wouldn't have posted that if it were remotely embarrassing
it's really not

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7681108

you guys are autistic.
green = me
white = her
i got more so ill post them.
this one she said hello first btw

>> No.7681113

>>7681086
Yeah but even the face is so, idk how to put it, enchanting? She looks so soft to the touch ;_;

>> No.7681115

>>7681108
why didnt you just hit that and then never talk to her again

>> No.7681120

>>7681080

Overwhelming estrogen

Seriously no matter how aspie you may be this woman could still turn out a decent kid with your reproductive material

>> No.7681134

>>7681113
ya she so squishy n sexy i wanna fuck her

>> No.7681135

>>7681120

choo choo! the bro science express is here

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>>7681115
she was actually really cool and hands down one of the most attractive girls I know. and 5'2 so i would have felt confident dating her.

>> No.7681142

>>7679872mein gott what a flaming piece of shit story you just created. did you even try to make it realistic you 12teen turdburgeler? I'm literally going into convulsionions from excessive cringing.

>> No.7681145

>been browsing /fa/ for one or two weeks
>already have some new clothes
>30 minutes left in class
>girl sitting next to me turn to me
>"i like your shoes"
>"what"
>"I like your shoes, and the way they match your pants. You look really good"
>tryingtoavoidaspieoverload.jpg
>"oh! Thank you"
Thanks /fa/ I have many other stories because of you wonderful assholes

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>>7681137
i feel like i was a real dick to her, wish she would talk to me...

>> No.7681151

>>7679830

my names ben

>friend refers to me as fassBender
>qt's "i absolutely love the way you dress"
>basic bitches fawn over me
>women actually think i'm a player because i'm good lookin...oh my lel.

i wouldnt fuck me, soo...

>> No.7681158

>>7681145
What shoes/pants were you wearing?

>> No.7681159

>>7681150
flirt with shawty next time u see her in person
dont text her until u see her

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>>7681150
i feel like a huge dick looking back on this one...

>> No.7681167

>>7681160

yeah that's a pretty dick thing to say

>> No.7681168

>>7681160
Can't you take a hint?

>> No.7681170

>>7681160
damn dude youre an idiot for not hitting that

ive never had a girl want me that obviously

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>>7681159
i try to but she quickly runs away to her friends.
I'll think of something and keep you guys posted.
>>7681168
on i can take a hint

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>>7681135

lel please elucidate us with your advanced understanding of sexual attraction anon

>> No.7681180

>>7681160
"I mean I could walk"
Duuuude that is cold.... having a girl resort to that in order to get your attention, and you still didn't take the hint...

All I can say is that's one huge ass mistake, especially because you apparently liked this chick

>> No.7681184

>>7681168
>>7681170
her name is lily shes probably fat

>> No.7681185

>>7681177
>wise words

#rekt #shotsfired

>> No.7681191

>>7681170
sometimes when a girl is that into you it's actually a turn off

i had this one tumblr bitch who was actually decent looking but basically sexually harrassed me on the internet. told her countless times i would never have sex with her but she just would not stop sending me nudes and telling me how she wants to 'smooch me' and have 'naked spoons'

shit is highly unattractive

>> No.7681192

>>7681184
lily is a qt pale hipster girl name round these parts

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>>7681191

>Whatever is offered up at a discount needs must arouse our better suspicions.

>> No.7681197

>>7681191
i dont really find it unattractive i just dont respect or keep those hoes around

>> No.7681198

>>7681184

Ur name is trunks and ur probably a balding ninja

O wait..

>> No.7681200

>>7681158
Hightops which werent tied on top
And some black skinny jeans

>> No.7681204

>>7681177
>What?
Fucking jesus christ dude, I hate people like you. If a girl was ever this clueless I would immediately stop talking to her.

>> No.7681206

>>7681184
classic trunks

>> No.7681213

>>7681197
i hate it
i'd much rather chase a girl who i know is above my standards than go for some easy who is below me

this will be my downfall ;_;

>> No.7681214

>>7681150


are you toronto? i know a lily in toronto that has similar texty texts.

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>>7681184
fuck off trunks she is one of the hottest girls I know.
>>7681191
yeah she would text me non-stop for about 2 weeks straight. it started to piss me off but now I wish it was still like that :(
if you guys don't agree with that you've never had it happen

>this one is a 2 parter

>> No.7681222

>>7681200
And the hightops were black vans with a custom canvas

>> No.7681224

>>7681213
*easy Hoe

>> No.7681227

>>7681204
hes the green retard

>> No.7681232

>tfw the only time I've been complimented on my looks is when I wore a flannel + sweater.

I need to "dress up" more often

>> No.7681248

>>7681213

Lol, I'm sure you're a fucking gem.

>> No.7681250

>>7681220
I know this feel coco

And when you do finally get her back, the same thing happens. T-thanks penis

>> No.7681251

>>7681220
coco can u please post a fit of what u wear around her?

>> No.7681256

>>7680830
lol so true

>> No.7681257
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>>7681214
no
>>7681213
same man.

>this is when i got the hint.
sorry all the screenshots are out of order but this was towards the start of our texting.

>> No.7681262

>u wil nvr hit dat shit frum da bacc
;_;

>> No.7681263

>>7681213
naw you just gotta find the balance between both.
sf64 has posted a lot about that.

>> No.7681264

>>7681220
why didnt u fuck her then retard

>> No.7681269

>>7681248
gem?

>> No.7681272
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>>7681184
Dude... Lily is one of the cutest names in my opinion, alongside Savannah and Lia

>> No.7681276

>>7681272
i used to follow this girl on tumblr
so cute

>> No.7681278

>>7681257

jesus, this is a classification of spaghetti i never even thought possible.

oh wait, my senior year at an art school...

>> No.7681279

>>7681257
lol this is just- holy shit- so obvious.

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>>7681264
implying i didn't. I just wish she would still talk to me
>>7681251
i wear the stuff I post in WAYWT's but on the average day ill just toss on basics like this.
I'd say i'm decently attractive though and my hair is my pretty good imo.
>cant be /fa without being attractive

>> No.7681293

>>7681272
i know a savannah

300lb easy

she wears cowboy boots (idk why she would kill any horse she sat on) and i bet she spends 2 hours on her hair and makeup every morning

>> No.7681294

>>7681269
a catch. sarcasm. fuck dude.

>> No.7681296

>>7681291
Congrats, that looks like 99% of the population.

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>>7681276
yeah she used to live in my area a while back, found her instagram through a friend and holy fuck is she cute....

>> No.7681299

>>7681291
>>7681291
look at yo ashy ass elbows nigga what the fuck u be doin suckin dick in a hand stand lmao?

>> No.7681302

>>7681296
>implying you need to be dressed well to attract girls.

it makes me laugh when guys spazz out about "post fit" when you offer relationship advice like it even fucking matters.

>> No.7681305

>>7681291
she doesnt talk to u bcuz u have a small dick dude

she saw ur 4 incher, done in 3 strokes and noped out of there

its like girls that look hot and then u find out they have saggy tits with pancake nips, only worse

>> No.7681307

>>7681294
?

>> No.7681309

>>7681299
soun like yo faggot ass speak from experience son

>> No.7681310

>>7681299
I have this as well, is their any way that actually cures this shit or am I just too lazy to thoroughly research on it....

>> No.7681314

>all these pasty white fuccbois
>"0/10 wnb"

Haha oh wow

>> No.7681316

>>7681257

your genes must not pass to the next generation

the autism that is required to screw something like this up could destroy the human race if it were allowed to propagate

>> No.7681320

>>7681310
lotion nigga

>> No.7681326

a qt was telling me how much work she has to put into picking her clothing everyday, and then she said, "i mean look at you, then look at me"

i wear basics but i put in thought, it hurts my heart

>> No.7681328

>>7681299
>>7681310
i know... after i took that pic i've started cleaning them up. they got like that cause i rest them on my carpet which is filthy. just moisturize it.
>>7681296
attarcting girls in apperence i like 65% body/face and 35% clothing
>>7681316
ill get her back just give me some time.

>> No.7681330

>>7681320
dude i scrub so much lotion onto my elbows that they shine brighter than rihannas forehead...

NOTHING works...

>> No.7681343

>>7681326
effortless is good doe, she was probably trying to give you a compliment but too autistic

>> No.7681345

>>7681320
your hairline nigga

>> No.7681346

>>7681302

>relationship advice
>on /fa/

No fully-functioning sociable person posts consistently on /fa/. It's like trying to figure out how to get sober by talking to patrons at a dive bar.

>> No.7681358

>>7681343
yeah prolly, she is the only girl i ever have talked to as a friend, and now i think she hates me since one of my more autistic than me friends tried to ask her out and then ended up stalking her

how do i find girls to be friends with? i think a lot of girls like me, one girl even told me 3 times that i was extremely hot, but i just said "oh thanks haha"

idk how 2 be

>> No.7681370

>>7681345
your buck ass corny toes nigga

>> No.7681410

>>7681314
Literally everyone in this thread said they would fuck the hell out of that ass, what are you talking about?

>> No.7681413

>>7679830
this girl is a fucking ugly cow

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>>7681413
Are you hotter than this guy?

>> No.7681430

>>7681422
that guy looks freaky with those neanderthal eyebrows, alien cheekbones, and kevin bacon nose

>> No.7681436

>>7681422
>mouth breather

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>>7681436
>goes by a name on 4chan
Tell yourself whatever you need to to justify this amount of autism.. It'll help you sleep at night.

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>>7681413

>this is a 10/10 for him

>> No.7681457

>>7681451
much more attractive

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>>7679830
I only ever get compliments from other dudes and old ladies.

I find it hard to believe random bitches compliment you.

>> No.7681466

>>7681272
Shit, my ex and first love was called Savannah
I still think that's the cutest name for a girl

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>>7681451
Just how mediocre are you?

>> No.7681480
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i'm not attractive but I always get compliments on my hair

feels bretty good.

>> No.7681492

>>7681480
Idk who this guy is (i see him posted everywhere) but he has a really good face for being a "weirdo" or "anti-hero" in a movie. Very memorable looking guy, even though he;s not "good looking".

>> No.7681500

>>7681492
OK.

>> No.7681511

>>7679963
how dare you post my modelfu il wreck you

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>>7681500

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>dem positive feels

t-thanks /fa/ for making me starve myself

>> No.7681734

>>7679989
fb/danielatopich

>> No.7681739

>>7681731
do u speak english motherfucker

>> No.7681743

>>7681677
10/Bald

>> No.7681796

>>7681160
its good to be a dick
she txts like a future cat lady anyway

>> No.7681807

>>7681731
haha, so en scheiss körper
die fotze muss pott hässlich sein

>> No.7681844

>implizierend

>> No.7681858

>>7681796
>its good to be a dick
yes and no.
it's good in some circumstances, but the biggest problem with the whole ordeal is that coco misses the girl.
he got attached and nothing even happened.

i don't comment on straight relationships, but in the gay community i'd tell him to act quicker on his feelings or don't be sad when he/she drops you like a bag of moldy tangerines.

>> No.7681884

>Be dude
>Have curly-as-fuck hair, girls always want to touch it
>"I like you hair!" then they smile
I never figured out how to take it from here. I've done "T-thank you I l-like your hair, too", I've done regular thanks, some jokes, one flirty joke, one perverted joke, a "ditto!", several "Where you from?"s, small talk, and only once extended talk. But it never ended with exchange of info.
What would you guys say/do?

>> No.7681890

>>7681884
'If you dig it, I can show you some even curlier hair.'

>> No.7681894

>>7681796

Literal raging autism.

You were probably once "too nice" until you shaved the neckbeard and replaced the fedora with a "nxtlvl" ninja burqa.

>> No.7681937

>>7681731
wi-der-lich

>> No.7681946

>>7681884
Well it depends. Are you white?

>> No.7681956

>>7681946

what

>> No.7681964

>>7681956
DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT

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>>7681964


r u high

>> No.7681978

>>7681970
Look
if hes white, girls probably say " i like your hair!" as a novelty (read: not flirting), cause you dont see many white men with curly as fuck hair. not a "i like your hair" as a "i want to jump on your dick" but more like a " what the hell is a white guy like you doing with curly hair, its like a baby omg so cute"
Same for the rangas.
If hes black then girls saying they like his hair is definitely flirting

>> No.7681983

>>7681213
>tfw when go for easy girl below me
>get rejected anyway
>she tells all her friends because she's proud that I was attracted to her
>her friends are my friends

>> No.7681989

>>7681978
what if i'm asian?

>> No.7681990

>>7681145
What shoes were they Anon?

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>>7681978

sexist cis scum u think all the girls think the same way you antifeminist scum need to DIE

>> No.7681996

>>7681989
asian with curly as fuck hair? post pic i need to see

>> No.7681997

>>7681989
Then you'd look funny.
Asian with curly hair :3

>> No.7682001

>>7681996
yeah, not comfortable with posting face on /fa/

>> No.7682046

>tfw some qt couldnt take her eyes off me at the bus stop a few days back
damn i needed that thanks /fa/

>> No.7682099

>>7681731
PREUZENTUM UND SOZIALISMUS
WIR SOLLEN NICHT KAPITULEREN
IF IT RAINS FOR THE THIRD TIME IN GERMANY ITS DREITTE REICHNING!

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>>7681996
I'd imagine it'd be like this nigga here

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>>7679863
She is so hot

>> No.7682125

>>7679977
wut a fuccin fagg thing to say

>> No.7682148

>>7682113
lol fat cunt

>> No.7682149

>>7681731
topkek, hast du ein doppelseitiges poland-syndrom?

>> No.7682152 [DELETED] 

so far in uni i got

>you smell nice
>I like your sweater

could be better

>> No.7682226

only thing that ever happened in real life

>be me
>waiting at subway station
>excuse me, can I take a picture of you for a project for college? You look great standing there.

And of course.
>Your sons are really handsome young men
Some old lady to my mother at my grandmothers birthday.

>> No.7682242

>>7682148
damn right she has a fat cunt
I wanna stick my dick in it

>> No.7682251

>>7679872
>>"Gotta get that commission right?"
>>wink at her
heh

>> No.7682292

>>7681001
>working the register
>qt guy approaches
>try to think of an appropriate reaction
>don't react at all

>> No.7682311

>>7679830
>enter pub with friends
>qt 9/10 bar lady
>all friends order a single pint, each gets id'd the second they ask
>I ask for one
>has an internal brain fart for a few seconds, stutters a yes and gives me my beer
>pay and start to leave the bar
>asks to see my "i-id" when im halfway to my friends
>apologises while blushing
>proceed to get hammered and ignore her

Sid she drop spaghetti?

>> No.7682340

>>7682242
That would be like throwing a sausage into an empty hallway.

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>tfw people of all ages and genders hit on me, ask me out, and compliment me
This is a good, yet bad feel.
I could have it all, even a teenager who's a "9/10 or 10/10," but I don't wan them.
People have just always liked me, excluding 5th grade where I weighed nearly 200lbs and was the only white guy.

>>7681731
Das ist nicht gut.

>>7681422
Yes.

>>7681413
This.
Christ, are you Brazil from the other board OP?
Stop.
Please.

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>be visiting London
>be at brick lane market
>bought bagels at 1£ bagel shop
>walking down the street eating it
>some asian /fa/ guy wants to take a picture me
>wearing a thrift shop parka, selvedge raw jeans, solovair boots and a basic hoodie
>mfw I'm french and he probably thought I was typical of brick lane

>> No.7682364

>>7682347
u again pedofriend
stop

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>>7682347
Not you again, you are that pedo from a thread few days ago? For fucks sake, stop trying this hard, nobody gives a shit.

>> No.7682372

>>7682366
ikr
check this fag >>7682301
multi-thread attention thirst
bet he's on other boards aswell

>> No.7682393

itt i feel myself jelly

>> No.7682401

>>7681731
lol dat titties

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>>7682364
No anon, you stop.

>>7682366
But I'm not trying hard at all.
I'm just posting normally.
It's not hard to be attractive anon, and just because I'm a pedo doesn't mean I'm not attractive.

>>7682372
Here you go anon.

>>>/lgbt/2070507
>>>/int/19786482
>>7678792
>>>/lgbt/2039578
>>>/r9k/10409839

The other ones 404ed not too long ago, but there's some more I'm on if you want to go shit post some more.

>>7682311
Probably a little.
That probably faded though after you didn't respond to her and then proceeded to get smashed do so more.

>> No.7682416

>>7682410
This is just having nothing to do

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