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/fa/ - Fashion

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7625537 No.7625537[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I've never had sex

but I'm going to imagine a chick putting your hands on you while drilling her, has got to be the hottest thing on the planet

Right?

>> No.7625545

>>7625537
wut

>> No.7625549

Is that sex?

>> No.7625577

>>7625549
Bestiality?

>> No.7625689

Was this meant to be posted on r9gay?

>> No.7625713

>>>/fit/24638888

it's also on /fit/

>> No.7625720

the hottest thing is when she goes to work the next day without showering the dried cum off her tits.

highlight of 2013.

also when she is so eager to do whatever you tell her because all she wants to do is please you.

>> No.7625741

>>7625720
weak, try having her go to work the next day with a dried up creampie m8

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7625748

>>7625713
>/fit/ goes full beta mode and they all try too one up each other with stupid sex stories
>/fa/ just ignores the shitty thread

I think we know which board is better

>> No.7625751

>>7625741
idk that's a little different
and also that requires cumming inside a girl without a condom and i aint bout that life.

i could tell stories

>> No.7625752

>>7625741
idk what kind of chicks ur fucking if their vagina shrivels into a saharan wasteland an hour after u deposit ur jizz

>> No.7625762

>>7625748
>but muh gainz, brah!

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7625764

>>7625751
what do your stories have to do with fashion?

also literally nobody cares except underage lonely virgins

>> No.7625791

>>7625764
what did your post have to with fashion?

and what do Broncos/Sharks/SFGiants/Sergio Garcia/Renly/CorkGAA/RollTide/T.I./Anime have to do with fashion?

>> No.7625797

>>7625764
>>7625791
or with fitness, since you post on both...

>> No.7625795

23 year old virgin here

have no idea what you guys are talking about

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7625804

>>7625791
nothing

>implying big ben isn't /fa/ as fuck

>> No.7625807

>>7625751
y tho? cause pregnancy or aids, fuck it dude, i dont want to get old, become a vegetable and hope to have someone that will take care of me and clean my diapers

if your worried about pregnancy then most bitches are on birth control and you shouldnt be worried unless your fucking ratchet ass bitches.

>> No.7625829

>>7625807
i may have agreed with you at one point, but really you have no idea until you're faced with it.

birth control is fine, and if i'm serious with a girl after a while i'll just pull out without a condom, but that's rare.

once a girl gets pregnant you'd be surprised how quickly her attitude changes.
and you may be surprised how often they'll lie, or play games to make you unsure so it's better to just be safe than sorry.

i was with one girl who poked holes in all her condoms...
i found out with my patented testing method.

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7625836

>but I'm going to imagine a chick putting your hands on you while drilling her, has got to be the hottest thing on the planet

Yes. You see OP, nothing beats fucking a grill, specially a grill that is into everything, not one of those prudes that won't even let you lick their asses.

It starts with some fooling around. Kisses if you're into that, go down on her if you fancy, let her suck you off for a while. But then it come sex. Once you're hard and ready to go, then the fun begins.

The current woman I'm fucking has a 9/10 ass and I love to fuck her from behind, watch that ass bounce up and down while my penis gets to feel the friction of dem juicy cheeks. Sometimes the feels are too intense in the first round that I don't last more than a minute of that. Good thing my grill knows that, and I only need 2 min or so to go back at it, 4-5 times per fuck session

Anyway after that first quick fuck is done, we do "missionary". Because of her juicy ass, I cannot go as deep as missionary (and even deeper if I put her legs on my shoulders, but I usually do that on the 3rd session or so). I slowly insert my dick into her, and watch her gasp for air. Sometimes it's a bit dry but she gets wet fairly quick. As I start to speed up, she closes her eyes. She puts her hands on my back, enticing me to go deeper or faster, and once she likes the speed she then run her hands on my back, which by now is sweaty. I then just pound that shit, talk or kiss her (kinda pointless because she's hardly paying attention to me) and moments later, when she orgasms and shakes and I can feel her vaginal contractions and her orgasm talk, yeah, that shit tight yo. We just lay there for a few min (sadly I rarely cum from that position) and then I fuck her from behind, then do anal, take a shower and repeat all of the above 2-3 times, depending on the day., or try something else we haven't tried...

>> No.7625846

i find that booty jiggle to be the hottest thing

that pat pat pat

putting your hands to the side and flexing on that booty

then grabbing those hips and smacking that booty

so definitely yes

>> No.7625849

>>7625836

And if it makes you feel better OP, I lost my Wizard card at 27. Not because I was fat or ugly (I thought for the longest time I was asexual, people around me thought I was gay). I guess it took me a while to find somebody that was in the same wavelenght as me (and she isn't even my gf). Just don't turn into a r9k/bluepill faggot Sperglord, take care of yourself, keep your options open and for the love of all that its sacred, do not think or assume that every grill you interact with could be a potential fuck. Sex isn't everything. Sure it's enjoyable but it's just a very basic animal instinct that can easily get boring. Ask chronic masturbators