an effay choose your own adventure thread

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an effay choose your own adventure thread Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:12:24 2014 No.7614642 [DELETED]

You wake up from a long slumber.

You are naked. You should probably put some clothes on but you are not sure how you should dress today.

>first post to reply to mine decides what happens next

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:13:25 2014 No.7614647 >you put on your best wal-mart slogan t-shirt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:13:54 2014 No.7614648 rick owens crawls out from under your bed and gives you a good morning kiss "last night was fantastic, honey cheers r"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:14:24 2014 No.7614653 you open your closet only to see mr bean

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:14:54 2014 No.7614655 >>7614642 >you put on your best wal-mart slogan t-shirt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:14:54 2014 No.7614658 >>7614648 I didn't laugh until I scrolled like 2 threads past this and then I scrolled back up to type this the "cheers R" got me

>>	tomato Thu Jan 16 00:15:55 2014 No.7614661 File: 121 KB, 468x605, we sleep in socks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you grab your socks but you find banana and tomato sleeping in them so you go sock less instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:16:54 2014 No.7614664 File: 9 KB, 300x300, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614647 Ah, yes, this should do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:17:54 2014 No.7614666 >>7614661 u guys r the best trips i love you

>>	tomato Thu Jan 16 00:18:24 2014 No.7614673 File: 4 KB, 400x400, looms.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614666 i luv u 2 banana says he luvs u

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:18:54 2014 No.7614670 File: 12 KB, 300x300, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614664 Having forgotten to wear pants, your dick shrivels from the cold. Virility -5

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:22:54 2014 No.7614689 >>7614670 fuck pants. put on dreamboxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:24:55 2014 No.7614702 >>7614670 >you slide into your new skirted fabrixsquare pants that just arrived yesterday

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:27:54 2014 No.7614716 File: 12 KB, 300x300, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614689 You squeeze on your dreamboxes and ask yourself if you're a fuccboi. Your phone flashes yellow as you get a new snapchat. You have the urge to smoke a cigarette.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:28:24 2014 No.7614719 >>7614716 snapchat a dick pic to all ur snapfriends

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:33:54 2014 No.7614741 File: 7 KB, 300x300, 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614719 Mission accomplished.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:34:54 2014 No.7614744 >>7614741 do yourself a favor and have that cigarette while deciding what else to wear

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:37:54 2014 No.7614762 File: 7 KB, 300x300, 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614744 Bad news. You're out. Maybe you could go to 7/11 and buy another pack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:39:54 2014 No.7614771 >>7614741 Ask /fa/ what the most effay brand of cigs are to smoke because you're incapable of operating without the hive mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:39:54 2014 No.7614772 >>7614762 your dreamboxes fall apart, you trip and hit your head you end up in the hospital

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:45:58 2014 No.7614794 File: 5 KB, 300x300, 7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614771

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:47:58 2014 No.7614803 >>7614794 You accidentally post some of your furry porn instead of a picture of Marlboro bright leaf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:50:58 2014 No.7614809 >>7614794 that's actually a 100% accurate summary of tobacco threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:54:28 2014 No.7614827 >>7614794 Go buy lucky stirikes from 711

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 00:58:28 2014 No.7614855
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>>7614803
Luckily for you, your thread was quickly deleted by /fa/'s ever-vigilant mods soon after you posted furry porn.

You hear a knock on your door.

>>7614809
>>7614827
yo i'm actually going to head to 7/11 right now to pick up some fags and junk food
what should i get
my sevs doesn't have luckies

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:16:00 2014 No.7614933
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>>7614855
>Luckily for you, your thread was quickly deleted by /fa/'s ever-vigilant mods soon after you posted furry porn.

>your thread was quickly deleted by /fa/'s ever-vigilant mods

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:20:30 2014 No.7614943 >>7614855 You glance in the mirror at your skinny pale face. You realise you have 0 bodily aesthetics so you cover up your squatless legs with really loose long shorts.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:30:00 2014 No.7614993 File: 21 KB, 300x300, 1389851937847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:31:30 2014 No.7614994 >>7614941 Doing god's work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 01:31:30 2014 No.7614996 >>7614941 >>7614945 >>7614954 >>7614963 >>7614966 >>7614976 >>7614982 >>7614988 ultra-kill

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 07:28:19 2014 No.7615718 >dwarfag on /fa/ yes please

>>	banana Thu Jan 16 12:11:13 2014 No.7616463 >>7614941 >>7614945 >>7614954 >>7614963 >>7614966 >>7614976 >>7614982 >>7614988 >>7614993 what are you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 12:16:43 2014 No.7616479 >>7616463 he is not of this world, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 12:26:43 2014 No.7616508 WHERES THE NEXT INSTALLMENT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 12:31:43 2014 No.7616527 >>7616508 i have to go to class i'll probably revive the thread later today, but earlier than i started it yesterday

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 12:41:05 2014 No.7616568 So.. what happened to brain-chan? Does anyone know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 12:48:35 2014 No.7616594 >>7616568 what is brain-chan

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 12:54:05 2014 No.7616618

>>7616594
So.. you know how bald-chan goes begind and make people bald? brain-chan was someone else, who would come behind bald-chan,, and scalp the now bald people, and draw their brain and blood dripping down their face.

I havent seen any of his work lately, and I just want to know if he is okay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 13:12:35 2014 No.7616683 >>7616618 he just got brain surgery

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:33:14 2014 No.7618509 File: 6 KB, 300x300, 9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614943 >You glance in the mirror at your skinny pale face. You realise you have 0 bodily aesthetics so you cover up your squatless legs with really loose long shorts. These will do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:35:44 2014 No.7618515 File: 12 KB, 300x300, 10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618509 You put on shorts and examine yourself in the mirror. You consider posting a fit to /fa/. The knocking on the door returns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:36:14 2014 No.7618525 File: 9 KB, 300x300, 11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618515 As you go to open the door, it slams open. It is your brother, James. He says that you look like a faggot. However, he compliments your witty t-shirt.

>>	banana Thu Jan 16 20:43:14 2014 No.7618556 >>7618525 jack his fedodo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:50:44 2014 No.7618597 File: 8 KB, 300x300, 12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618556 You lunge at Jame's head but miss. He pushes you over and chuckles. A seam on your dreamboxes has torn. You are angry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:52:44 2014 No.7618607 >>7618597 open inventory

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 20:58:04 2014 No.7618643 File: 8 KB, 300x300, 13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618607 You are carrying your phone, wallet, keys, lighter, and an empty cigarette pack. What did you expect?

>>	banana Thu Jan 16 21:00:34 2014 No.7618650 >>7618643 text a female 2 hang out ;)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:05:04 2014 No.7618675 >>7616463 EFFHAYS GREBBONING

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:05:34 2014 No.7618673 >>7618643 keep heading to 7/11

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:06:34 2014 No.7618677 >>7618643 tell him to fuck off and push him away you have smokes to go buy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:07:04 2014 No.7618688 >>7618643 use phone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:07:34 2014 No.7618687 File: 5 KB, 300x300, 14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618650 You tried.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:08:34 2014 No.7618691 >>7618687 throw phone at brother

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:10:34 2014 No.7618695 >>7618687 return to computer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:12:05 2014 No.7618709 File: 9 KB, 300x300, 15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618691

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:13:04 2014 No.7618717 >>7618709 ask him to play Fallout 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:14:04 2014 No.7618730 >>7618709 spray in eyes with cologne

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:14:34 2014 No.7618720 >>7618709 Use the lighter on James' fedora.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:14:34 2014 No.7618723 >>7618709 cry and hop out the window

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:14:34 2014 No.7618726 >>7618709 equip knife kill brother

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:20:34 2014 No.7618762
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>>7618726
You are not carrying a knife.

>>7618717
You consider dropping your hostility and playing a classic video game with James.

"There's a Fallout 2? I thought Fallout 3 was the first in the series just like Final Fantasy 7 is the first Final Fantasy."

At this statement, you consider lighting his fedora on fire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:21:34 2014 No.7618771 >>7618762 do it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:22:05 2014 No.7618778 >>7618762 light HIM on fire. fuck him. (not literally)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:22:05 2014 No.7618779 >>7618762 tie his shoes together

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:23:34 2014 No.7618782 >>7618762 use lighter with fedora

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:24:34 2014 No.7618787 >>7618762 tie dreamboxes together, light on fire with lighter, and use flaming dreambox songshebong to ward off brother

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:25:34 2014 No.7618789 >>7618762 Correct your brother on his final fantasy knowledge and then proceed to light his fedora ablaze.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:29:05 2014 No.7618813 Jesus ya'll are unoriginal. I've been trying to wait to be first in line but fuck it. I know you're getting bored of this drawfag >a mysterious leather envelope arrives in the mail. The only letters on it are printed R.O.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:31:35 2014 No.7618818 >>7618709 open wallet

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:31:35 2014 No.7618821
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>>7618771
You reveal an ironic white lighter and jump for his fedora.

With a flick, his fedora is incinerated.

"W-what have you done to my favorite fedora?"

You notice your brother's tears and for a second you feel bad. Almost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:32:05 2014 No.7618829 >>7618821 take his wallet and open it while he's distracted by the burning fedora

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:32:35 2014 No.7618825 >>7618821 piss out the flames boop him and run away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:32:35 2014 No.7618826 >>7618813 please, does not even follow story

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:32:35 2014 No.7618827 >>7618821 run out the door to avoid emotional conflict

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:33:05 2014 No.7618834 >>7618813 >accuses others of being unoriginal >>R.O. :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:34:35 2014 No.7618837 >>7618821 continue to buy smoke goddamnit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:36:05 2014 No.7618853 >>7618849 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:36:35 2014 No.7618849 >>7618834 >most overused smiley on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:37:06 2014 No.7618861 >>7618849 >not getting the joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:37:35 2014 No.7618858 >>7618834 We've been stuck trying to fight his brother since drawfriend came back. You enjoy that?

>>	banana Thu Jan 16 21:40:05 2014 No.7618889 quads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:41:35 2014 No.7618894 >>7618889 :)) >>7618888

>>	banana Thu Jan 16 21:42:06 2014 No.7618908 >>7618894 >:((

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:50:05 2014 No.7618962 File: 5 KB, 300x300, 18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618825

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:51:35 2014 No.7618966 >>7618962 kill self and end story

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:51:35 2014 No.7618967 >>7618962 run to h&m

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:52:35 2014 No.7618976 >>7618962 pls go buy smokes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:56:35 2014 No.7619011 >>7618962 shoot up on heroin maybe now we'll see some colors

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 21:57:35 2014 No.7619015 >>7619011 I saw that.

>>	Azetx !ozOtJW9BFA Thu Jan 16 21:57:35 2014 No.7619016 >>7618967 This plz

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:00:35 2014 No.7619033
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>>7618966
As much as you'd love to end this dreadful monotony, you don't have anything on hand to do the deed.

Your stomach rumbles and you remember that you haven't had anything to eat since a coffee from the day before hand.

You figure you should go out and buy some cigarettes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:01:05 2014 No.7619040 File: 8 KB, 300x300, 20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7619033 You leave your house, on your quest for cigarettes. However, before you on the sidewalk, are two girls. You begin sweating profusely and you consider heading back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:01:35 2014 No.7619039 >>7619033 BUY CIGARETTES AT LOCAL INDIAN-RUN GAS STATION

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:02:05 2014 No.7619050 >>7619040 SLAP THEIR ASS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:02:35 2014 No.7619046 >>7619040 put a sharpie in the pooper

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:02:35 2014 No.7619047 >>7619040 I spot uggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:02:35 2014 No.7619048 >>7619040 rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:03:36 2014 No.7619052 >>7619040 use taunt

>>	the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX Thu Jan 16 22:03:36 2014 No.7619055 >>7619040 uggsssssss

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:04:35 2014 No.7619059 >>7619040 lets see the back

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:12:06 2014 No.7619112
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>>7619046
You carry no sharpies.

>>7619048
The thought of raping these two innocent women turns you on.

Boner acquired.

>>7619050
Upon further inspection, however, you discovery the plebery of the females.

Boner lost.

>>	banana Thu Jan 16 22:13:05 2014 No.7619118 >>7619112 bum cigawette

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:13:35 2014 No.7619116 >>7619112 scoff and continue journey for smokes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:16:40 2014 No.7619139 >>7619112 take snapchat of the butts and continue on journey

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:16:40 2014 No.7619143 >>7619112 go buy a sharpie

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:18:38 2014 No.7619162
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>>7619116
You scoff at the thought of associating yourself with the likes of such basic bitches.

>>7619118
However, your fiending for tobacco knows no limits.

You go up to them but you become nervous and forget what you were going to say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:19:38 2014 No.7619169 >>7619162 fart nervously

>>	banana Thu Jan 16 22:20:38 2014 No.7619175 >>7619162 fart proudly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:21:09 2014 No.7619185 >>7619162 Comment on the plebliness of their boots to break the ice

>>	banana Thu Jan 16 22:22:38 2014 No.7619192 >>7619185 >the ice *the wind

>>	trunks !!SE08Bv/gZZR Thu Jan 16 22:23:08 2014 No.7619196 >>7619175 then shit in pyrex shorts and run away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:27:38 2014 No.7619225 File: 8 KB, 300x300, 23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7619169 You begin farting uncontrollably. >>7619185 "N-nice Uggs."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:28:38 2014 No.7619236 File: 5 KB, 300x300, 24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7619225 And then the worst imaginable happens.

>>	banana Thu Jan 16 22:29:38 2014 No.7619239 >>7619236 pass it off as a boner

Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:34:38 2014 No.7619264
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>>7619239
"I-it's okay it's just a boner."

Female plebs fleed.

You stand on the sidewalk, with fresh shit in your Pyrex Vision shorts.

You forgot to wear underwear today, so yeah they're pretty much ruined.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:34:38 2014 No.7619265 >>7619236 tell them it's an effay thing to do being massive plebs AND female, they'll do it as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:35:08 2014 No.7619279 >>7619264 abandon pants, aquire cigs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:35:38 2014 No.7619272 >>7619264 head to closest apparel shop to acquire new shorts (its a thrift shop)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:37:38 2014 No.7619285 >>7619264 go back home and take a shower n change

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:43:08 2014 No.7619318 >>7619264 take off your pants and do a helicopter twirl at people with shit dripping from your asscrack

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:44:08 2014 No.7619321 File: 35 KB, 400x509, 1385945667916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw this thread

>>	trunks !!SE08Bv/gZZR Thu Jan 16 22:44:38 2014 No.7619319 >>7619272 aquire = steal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:47:08 2014 No.7619348 >>7619321 don't let it die

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:49:08 2014 No.7619360 >>7619264 Tell everyone that it's the new Pyrex drop crotch shorts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:49:38 2014 No.7619354 >>7619264 immediately cop the nearest OFF WHITE c/o VIRGIL ABLOH

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:52:38 2014 No.7619373 >>7619264 abandon shorts, walk with you dick out in pride. Bitches be mirin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:55:08 2014 No.7619384 >>7619264 Go behind the bush and put feces in the open toe space of your dreamboxes, because no one told you to size down

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 22:55:38 2014 No.7619388 >>7619264 shake around so the poop falls out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:01:38 2014 No.7619415 is op kill?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:02:09 2014 No.7619419 op die

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:03:08 2014 No.7619426 >>7619419 >>7619415 guys i'm here i'm just doing some laundry i'll be back in a few minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:04:38 2014 No.7619430 where were you when op was kill, surprising noone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:09:38 2014 No.7619444 >>7619426 poop on laundry

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:20:41 2014 No.7619511 finish the laundry op i'm fucking bored

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:28:13 2014 No.7619562 File: 12 KB, 300x300, 26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7619272 You haven't copped anything new in a few days so you decide to walk to the nearest store for some new pants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:32:12 2014 No.7619580 >>7619562 sing doowop

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:32:12 2014 No.7619581 File: 8 KB, 300x300, 27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7619562

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:36:42 2014 No.7619598 >>7619581 Buy a womens jacket

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:37:42 2014 No.7619603 >>7619581 buy a set of broken speakers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:39:12 2014 No.7619618 File: 14 KB, 300x300, 28.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] brb soup >>7619580 Your strut your shit-stained stuff into Goodwill singing some Frankie Lymon.

>>	trunks !!SE08Bv/gZZR Thu Jan 16 23:39:42 2014 No.7619614 >>7619581 shoplift girl jeans

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:40:42 2014 No.7619624 >>7619618 Fuck you op finish what you started.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:43:43 2014 No.7619631 File: 7 KB, 300x300, 29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7619598 >>7619614 Something compells you to check out the ladie's section.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:44:13 2014 No.7619637 >>7619631 look at the miniskirts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:44:43 2014 No.7619640 yo guys brb i think my roommate needs the room to bang his gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:45:13 2014 No.7619644 >>7619640 join in on 3some action

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:46:43 2014 No.7619652 pleather skirt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 16 23:48:13 2014 No.7619657 >>7619631 faded blue short shorts and some knee high brown leather boots from Zellers before it was closed

>>	trunks !!SE08Bv/gZZR Thu Jan 16 23:49:00 2014 No.7619668 >>7619640 tell him to be fast

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 00:03:14 2014 No.7619734 >>7619640 poop on gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 00:15:44 2014 No.7619775 i have some homework and shit to do i'll continue the adventure tomorrow assuming it's still up which i'm sure it will be on a side note, bald chan has his work cut out for him

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 00:33:17 2014 No.7619860 somebody screencap

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 01:10:48 2014 No.7620026 >>7619860 almost done

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 01:26:49 2014 No.7620083 >>7619860 >>7620026 https://googledrive.com/host/0B5POR7gFfeUnV3Q1SmV3dkpSMlk/an%20effay%20choose%20your%20own%20adventure%20thread%281%29.pdf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 01:40:20 2014 No.7620146 >>7620083 >>7619860 alternatively, you can just right click and Save Page As

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 10:43:27 2014 No.7621532 please op come back

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 11:14:19 2014 No.7621617 >>7621391 FUCK I NEED TO CALL MY PHARMACY BCAUS MY INSURANCE CARD EXPIRED AND I DONT WANT TO SPEND $190 ON MY TWO ADDERALL SCRIPTS AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO FILL THEM 2 DAYS AGO FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 11:19:49 2014 No.7621635 >>7621559 >>7621566 wait wut

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 11:40:19 2014 No.7621694 >>7621559 >>7621566 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 11:49:08 2014 No.7621718 >>7621559 gg baldchan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 14:26:45 2014 No.7622271 bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 14:27:15 2014 No.7622282 this gon' be good

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:47:27 2014 No.7622836
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>>7619637
You mosey over to the women's section and check out some skirts. All this time you had been sweating over your less than stellar kilt game, and you've finally found the answer at Goodwill.

You pick out a denim skirt with some dope floral embroidery.

You see the price tag, and you realize that your wallet is currently covered in shit.

You could try paying for the skirt with your fecal-covered francs or you could try to shoplift.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:49:27 2014 No.7622847 >>7622836 place the francs on the counter and walk out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:49:57 2014 No.7622846 >>7622836 throw shit on the employees to distract them while you get away

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:50:58 2014 No.7622854 >>7622836 >>7622836 Cum on the skirt so they'll give it free.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 16:59:27 2014 No.7622899 File: 6 KB, 300x300, 31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7622846 You scoop a good handful of filth from your shorts and fling it at the register attendant. He takes out his phone and begins to call the police.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:03:57 2014 No.7622925 >>7622899 throw rest of the shit at the cops steal their car

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:06:29 2014 No.7622940 >>7622899 the cops havent made it yet, run forest, run for your life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:07:29 2014 No.7622946 >>7622899 you quickly run out the store and notice the sad boys squatting on the sidewalk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:12:29 2014 No.7622973 >>7622946 YES!!!! THIS ONE, MATE! Also it's winter now, cause they're too iced out today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:23:29 2014 No.7623023 File: 9 KB, 300x300, 32.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7622925 You wait around until an officer shows up and immediately throw shit at him. In retaliation he fires off a few shots and one clips you in the torso.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:25:29 2014 No.7623031 >>7623023 hey op, did your freind get laid last night?

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:25:29 2014 No.7623032
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>>7623023
You limp outside while the officer is busy cleaning the shit out of his eyes.

You are surprised to be greeted by two sadboys outside of Goodwill.

You beg for help and point to your bullet wound.

They look at each other and mumble something in Swedish and nod.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:28:29 2014 No.7623048 >>7623032 ask for some sadboy magics to recover your strength (rap)

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:29:30 2014 No.7623057
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no i think he just cuddled with his gf for like an hour or something idk

>>7623032
Your wound starts throbbing and you feel lightheaded.

Everything fades away as the two sadboys chatter.

The last you remember is bumping your head on the ground.

CHAPTER TWO INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:31:29 2014 No.7623070 >>7623057 this is pretty epic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:34:59 2014 No.7623090 >>7623057 roll up shit and smoke, killing two birds with one stone

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:40:59 2014 No.7623122
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>>7623057
You wake up sometime later.

You don't know what time it is nor where you are.

You are in a dimly lit room. There are exits EAST and ALSO EAST.

There is a laptop in front of you.

You notice that you've been cleaned up and are now wearing the skirt you tried to shoplift.

You still really fucking want to smoke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:42:59 2014 No.7623137 >>7623122 Check if laptop has internet connection, if yes, post new skirt fit to /fa/ if it also has a webcam

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:45:29 2014 No.7623150 >>7623122 rick owens enters you see has a masive erection after seeing you in a skirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 18:42:05 2014 No.7623532 >>7623122 you check 'em

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 19:04:07 2014 No.7623664 >>7623122 Open also east!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 21:40:31 2014 No.7624462 >>7623122 hit op on his head for not finishing the story

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 21:44:31 2014 No.7624490 >>7624462 fuck you i'm busy about to go to a party i'll probably do a few when i get back and i'm pissed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 21:48:31 2014 No.7624515 >>7614945 lel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 22:28:34 2014 No.7624728 >>7623122 SUMMON RICK

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 23:00:07 2014 No.7624883 >>7624728 Use ancient Givenchy Voodoo summoning ritual

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 23:31:53 2014 No.7625041 >>7618782 am i the only one who got this reference

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 12:42:05 2014 No.7627807 >>7624490 r u pissed yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 15:43:42 2014 No.7628714 >>7627807 was in a shite mood when i got back might draw l8r

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 15:49:42 2014 No.7628750 >>7618687 i actually lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 16:07:32 2014 No.7628845 bumpity

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 16:08:02 2014 No.7628851 this is gold OP, hope you continue it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 21:41:35 2014 No.7630591 >>7628714 tell us about the party as you continue the fucking story plz.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 18 23:54:37 2014 No.7631392 such a bump that has never been seen before

Anonymous Sun Jan 19 02:51:35 2014 No.7632046

>>7630591
i went to a party tonight but the host and another guy were trying to get me to hook up with a girl i had just rrecently ended it witjh so it was kinda weird so i left

the commputer i'm typing on right now is not the computer i use for drawing so you all are gonna have 2 be patient

>>	cumstain !XoBP5fbWbg Sun Jan 19 03:21:07 2014 No.7632128 File: 13 KB, 328x230, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7632046 how patient? >wtf is this captcha

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 06:34:32 2014 No.7632512 >>7632128 you don't have to type the first word

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 08:27:05 2014 No.7632752 haha this made my day man!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 09:02:36 2014 No.7632825 OP make sure you save this thread right before it dies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 09:22:59 2014 No.7632855 >>7632512 test

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 09:24:29 2014 No.7632856 >>7632855 holy shit it works! >I feel so new

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 14:40:51 2014 No.7634189 >>7632825 http://www.mediafire.com/download/lageexui6qi9b2c/thread+one.zip

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 20:53:16 2014 No.7636429 op is a fag someone else continue the story

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 21:13:46 2014 No.7636529 >>7636429 fuck you pay me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 21:29:02 2014 No.7636616 File: 22 KB, 750x750, imnotop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7636429 i cant draw for shit but i like this story so meh >post skirt in waywt thread at least you got dubs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 21:40:32 2014 No.7636686 >>7636616 >>7636429 oh i get it im not good enough for you. fine. just wait for stupid original op back i'll be fine i don't need you anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 03:03:31 2014 No.7638006 >>7614648 what does r mean at the end of a message?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 03:15:01 2014 No.7638038 >>7638006 Short for RSVP which is French for please respond

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 03:29:01 2014 No.7638080 >>7638038 oh shit lol that never occurred to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 04:13:22 2014 No.7638187 >>7638038 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:43:01 2014 No.7640503 bump. ohpee pls come back

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:54:31 2014 No.7640558 File: 148 KB, 720x1280, 1387226101743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the most effay day ever

>>	fag Mon Jan 20 15:57:18 2014 No.7640573 where is op i love this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:05:32 2014 No.7640604 >>7640573 he's gone forever, son. I'm all you have left and none of you want me :'(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:09:02 2014 No.7640631 >>7618687 fuckin laughed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:13:32 2014 No.7640652 >>7620146 how would you convert that to an image though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:13:32 2014 No.7640656 >>7636616 Go on the deep web to look for designer pieces on the black market, also buy 10000 bitcoins as an investment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:21:07 2014 No.7641474 >>7640652 You wouldn't, but ultimately its better because it'll include additional amusing responses aside from my pictures I pasted a mediafire link of the whole thread, a few posts ago

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:01:51 2014 No.7643066
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>>7640656
>Go on the deep web to look for designer pieces on the black market, also buy 10000 bitcoins as an investment
you spend all your money on bitcoins and go onto le deep web .onion
too bad they don't accept cryptocurrency

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:06:51 2014 No.7643102 >>7641474 what about that guy who made the google docs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 00:22:41 2014 No.7643985 >>7643102 what about him? sure, that's a viable alternative if you only care about the official story but it also probably took him a while to compile it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 12:30:37 2014 No.7646374 >>7643985 finish the story pls op

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 21:09:55 2014 No.7648931 >>7646374 no

>>	banana Tue Jan 21 21:10:25 2014 No.7648935 le page 10 save rave

>>	banana Tue Jan 21 21:11:25 2014 No.7648944 >>7648931 woah you beat me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:01:44 2014 No.7649197 >>7648931 why not? still mad about the party? friends can be dicks sometimes, but I'm sure they didn't mean to piss you off. they probably figured you were some cooldude who doesnt care about your relationships.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:19:00 2014 No.7649294 >>7649197 uh thanks anon yeah i didn't take them seriously or anything but it just produced mad bad vibes i'll draw more when i get around to it i've just been distracted and had a bit of work to do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:37:01 2014 No.7649387 This thread is going to die because OP is a self-centered whiny baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:47:04 2014 No.7649447 >>7649387 >i'm a self-centered whiny baby because i am too busy with my studies to cater to all of your nerds whims

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 23:14:34 2014 No.7649660 >>7649447 Well at least you admit it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 05:06:51 2014 No.7650966 Saving

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 14:53:02 2014 No.7653029 save

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:07:33 2014 No.7654739 >>7649447 we love you draw/fa/g

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