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what is your worst cringe /fa/ story?

>> No.7593062

My personal cringe story?
>That weird oversized Tumblr sweater phase.
Thank god I got that out of my system in highschool. I did get compliments on it, but fuck I cringe just thinking about it.

>> No.7593063 [DELETED] 

I once gave a woman my number instead of taking hers

>> No.7593084

>>7592996
wolverine beard

>> No.7593107
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7593107

>ripped skateshoes all day errday
>tie dye
>long thick hair that did not go well with me
>weed
>skin tight pants

Highschool sucked

>> No.7593141

i used to wear really loose fitting cothing from fox racing, in somewhat bright colours, i was also a bit fat and had way too much hair. thank god that is over, im just glad there are no pictures of me from that time.

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7593148

ill-fitting primary colour trousers

>> No.7593165
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7593165

i have have worn, god forbid, pic related

>> No.7593177

>>7592996
>be me
>live in southern hemisphere penal colony
>put on giant rick owens diaper
>looking like constipated justin bieber
>take a picture of myself in my sister's bedroom with floral sheets and shit
>on the internet forever
>oh god why

>> No.7593181

>>7593165
i was in this boat with white osiris' fml

>> No.7593185
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7593185

having a bbw fetish

>> No.7593216

>>7592996
Somewhere there's a picture of teenaged me wearing a knit vest over a t-shirt.
No, I'm not going to find and post it.

>> No.7593227

>>7593177
trunks doesn't live in Aus

>> No.7593231

>>7592996

w2c dat comfycore

>> No.7593234

I used non-slim/skinny jeans
I used timbelands

I dont know, i never dressed really bad back in the days

>> No.7593252

I had a scene phase in middle and early highschool. I like to pretend it never happenen.

>> No.7593305

every picture of me below the age of 15 or 16 looks completely autistic.

baggy pants, converse allstars, band or vidya t-shirts, I even wore a wallet chain for a few months.

>> No.7593344

>>7593305
newsflash
90% of kids below the age of 15/16 looks retarded
stop worrying so much polo

>> No.7593352

i wore a black red check flannel with a hood over the baggiest black jeans you'll ever see with a chain and nike football astroturf trainers.

>> No.7593365 [DELETED] 

slept with goth - mu fem, before it was fa

>> No.7593387

>>7592996
>muh dadcore
>muh boots all day erryday
this

>> No.7593410

Had a good two year phase where I gained a silly amount of weight but continued to dress like a scene kid. I pulled it off when I was a skinny 15 year old not so much as a chubby 18 year old.

>> No.7594036

>>7593165
feel you mayne, had this edgy fox racing hoodie that I wore like everyday throughout 8th grade

>> No.7594087

>>7592996
I probably looked flamboyantly gay my first year of college because it was back when /fa/ was only menswear and I would try to copy color schemes from the runways. I think I wore orange and green and red with blue, and since I had no friends I didnt know I was dressing like a super autist.

>> No.7594124

>>7593107
yo whats wrong with weed??

anyway
>scene kid in high school
>long ass faggot emo hair
>listened to bring me the horizon on the reg
>waredore consisted of hot topic/hollister tees and hoodies and girl skinny jeans with neon colored vans

god fuckin damnit. at least i got a good amount of scene bitches

>> No.7595142

>>7594087
This.
People always asked me if I was gay. I owned a pair of magenta chinos that I would wear regularly.

>> No.7595705

>Bright button up dragon shirts.

>> No.7595733

>>7595705
I feel you mane
I had one of those jnco shirts when I was in like third grade, bright blue, had flames and big snakes on it
even wore it to a school photo once
the horror

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>>7595705
>>7595733

>literally MFW wore that shit to middle school yearbook photo.

Feels bad man.

>> No.7595775
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7595775

>skinny jeans
>not /fa/ body

>> No.7595927
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7595927

BEHOLD
at 16

>> No.7595950

In middle school I'd only wear these like 6 shirts that I'd always be wearing, a different one for each day of the school week.

May explain why I own way too many clothes now.

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>>7595927
Every day is black metal day

>> No.7595993

Chuck Taylor's
Loose fitting jeans with ripped bottoms
Band shirts.

I had an Afro too. I'm okay with there being pictures of me like that online, it reminds me of how far I've come.

>> No.7595999

>try to be fashionable
>orange pants
>red t-shirt
>green shoes

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.7596029

>>7595927
looks p effay tbh
when i was 16 i was basically masturbating smoking pot and reading lovecraft

>> No.7596030
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7596030

where my britm8s at?

>> No.7596093

>>7593185
please post more

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>>7596029
And I was masturbating, drinking vodka and reading kafka

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>>7596030
not brit but i had sneakers that were similar.

these were my first skate shoes. i wanted to be rodney mullen so bad but i couldnt find his shoes in my area so i went with chet thomas' pro shoe by Globe.

>> No.7596114

>boot cut jeans
>polo
>vans

#noswag

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7596119

>in tumblr phase
>buy tie dye vans thinking they look really cool
>no more than 3 people ask me during the first day i wear them out why i'm wearing gay pride shoes

thankfully that was the eye-opener that i needed to change my style though

>> No.7596123

>>7596119
I wore a rainbow shirt during gay pride week on accident bruv

>> No.7596177

>>7592996
>i came to /fa/
ten years from now what we're all going to say

>> No.7596208

As a 12 year old, I used to wear a leather jacket and ripped, baggy, jnco jeans with a chain wallet--pretty much /v/core.

>> No.7596484

>long hair
>gym shorts
>metal band shirts with lots of gore and illegible writing.

I was 60 lbs fatter back then so it's not like dressing better would've helped… But here's the catch: I had a gf and was much happier when I was fat a looked like shit.

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7596518

> be me
> jil sander alexander wang usually what i'm dressed in
> ipod on shuffle, listening with headphones
> qt group of grillz walk my way, look at me/laugh
> they're gone
> realize my headphones weren't plugged in as Fashion Killa is blasting
> mfw i'm autistic

>> No.7596627

>>7596518
>/f-/fa/ as fuck

>> No.7596628

>Wore almost exclusively abercrombie, hollister, AE
>All kiindzz of nike smeakers and pumas

>bitches mired hard
>will forever be known as abercrombie/pony boy amongst rugby/high school friends

>> No.7597564
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7597564

everyone else was wearing edgy flashy hitops

>> No.7597575

>>7596518

the realization that you might be autistic is a heavy one

>> No.7597591
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7597591

Wearing a fedora 8th grade

>> No.7597921

>tried to put on eyelander
> Mom caught
> "Are you gay?"
>Wipe my eyes in utter cringe and embarrassment
Cringe would be nuclear spaghetti if I actually went to school with that shit in my eyes.

>> No.7597949

Oh lord looking back
Middle school/early hs
>band shirts daily
>converse on size 12 feet
>chain wallet
>big ass fucking jackets (still do this tho bc royalty bitch)
>studded/bullet belt
>hollister and AE

mid hs
>polo, hollister
>fat ass nikes
>sagged pants
>snapbacks for sports i didnt even watch
>basically white boy tryna be black

>> No.7597968

>always dressed up in high school
>had a new wave neo 80's style, lots of black, vintage (but tasteful) garments
>complimented on hair constantly, bitches always running their hands through it
>come to school one day in sweats, slippers, t shirt and hoodie because lol sick as a dog
>people immediately made fun of me for not dressing up
>get really upset because it was only for one day
>next couple weeks people keep asking me where my sweatpants are

what the fuck

You present a standard everyday and then the one day you don't live by it people crash down on you, hard. High schoolers are so cruel /fa/.

>> No.7598357

>2006
>xbox baseball cap
>video game graphic Ts
>some hoodie
>some kind of dumb running shoe
>some loose blue jeans

It's weird how I don't really remember most of the details of what I used to wear. I had no taste for fashion back then and I simply didn't care.

>> No.7598411

>>7592996
>long hair
>AE and Aeropostale
>cargo shorts
>shitty nikes


It was only towards high school after I cut my hair and changed into less shittier clothing that people actually noticed me. High school was awesome from there on and even today people still talk about how much they liked that I cut it. 5 years after.

>> No.7598417

>>7592996
>tfw work with hot grill who is always checking me out
>tfw i found out she was born in 1996
>tfw i don't know if she's 17 or 18
>mfw

>> No.7598485

>>7597564
I had that exact pair oh god

>> No.7598495

>>7598417
it probably doesn't matter

>> No.7598523

>>7593165
that's actually a pretty nxtlvl shoe for dc, relatively speaking

decent grade 6 taste / 10

>> No.7598537

I used to wear eyeliner and straighten my hair in middle school
why didn't nobody stop me

>> No.7598541

>>7598537
unfortunately good parents

>> No.7598564

>>7598541
I guess
I'm good off now
(not gay)

>> No.7598574

>>7598417
it is less than a 1/30th possibility that she is 17

>> No.7598633

>>7596518
>mfw regularly listen and silently sing along to Fashion Killa like some sort of mantra when I'm insecure about my fit

>> No.7599044

>be 8th grade
>discover 60s hippie music
>go thrift shopping
>cut bangs that were lopsided as fuck the same day
>next day wear a wrap brown flowery corduroy dress with strange sailor collar
>wear with mary janes and black pantyhose
>people ask if im in a costume

yes, corduroy wrap. the skirt bit was really a-line too

>> No.7599047

used to dress like eminem when i was 13

>> No.7599051

>>7598564
tbh if they told you to stop you would've just gotten really insecure about it and then kept doing it but feel more like a bitch while doing it

>> No.7599904

>>7597591
omg i feels for you

>> No.7599919

>>7598523
yeah the quality was really good but damn, there were better high tops choises

>> No.7599947

>>7593107
that's pretty fuckin effay bro

>> No.7599999

>2006
>awkard jeans
>converse
>sometimes wear ugly tweed-ish blazers to be 'classy'
>long hair. not the effay kind, but the 'don't feel like going to the barber' kind
>bandshirts

>> No.7600009

>>7592996
>same jeans everyday.
>same gray button down every 2 days.

I was pretty lazy so i gave no fucks

>> No.7600007

>High School
>Baggy Jeans
>Gorillaz Converse
>Band Shirts
>'Emo' hair

>> No.7600040

>>7595142
>magenta
Are you?

>> No.7600071

tfw i have been scene kid, swagfag AND dadcore in that order :(

>> No.7600092

bought a pair of skinny jeans, checkered vans slip ons and straightened my hair when i was 12 or 13

>> No.7600259

My coloured skinny jeans phase... never again

>> No.7600306

There was this trend in middle school where we "popular kids" made necklaces/chokers out of beads and elastic we bought from craft stores.
All the pleb kids wanted me to make some for them for cash, but I was too cool to let them in on my trend.

This is in the early 2000s when emo was big so we all wore small thrift store t-shirts from summer camps and girl jeans.

>> No.7600345

>>7600092
OH FUCK ARE YOU ME

except they werent checkered

>> No.7600350

>>7593252
Dear god, me too

>straightened hair
>flannel shirt
>band graphic tee
>dark slim jeans
>Vans graphic slip-ons

Before that was the black xxs tee, black skinny jeans, Chucks and studded belt emo phase. Also went through the same as this anon >>7597921 except my mom got me the eyeliner and it was my dad who was utterly disappointed in me

>> No.7600347

>>7600259
oh god this.. i need to forget those days. i used to say stuff like "why dont more people wear coloured pants? blue and black are just boring"

>> No.7600404

>Black blazer
>Graphic t-shirt
>Ill fitting Dad jeans
>Blue and yellow adidas trainers

>Baby blue cardigan
>Red tie
>Grey shirt
>Boot cut jeans
>Cheap Oxfords

Thank God that's over and thank the good Lord nobody I actually socialise with now saw me like this, in fact no one did really, I moved to a new town and probably the only person I still see who saw me dressed like that was the girl that worked in HMV

>> No.7600432

idk if this counts as a cringe but once I ripped my pants getting into my homie's ride

felt like that one episode of spongebob where he rips his pants

>> No.7600660

>>7595733
I don't think you can blame yourself for what you wore in 3rd grade anon. You were in the process of learning basic math and fuckin' Ancient Egyptian and Chinese history. There is no way you could understand the concepts of monochrome color schemes, rawz, distressed leather, and sick fades.

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>ed hardy t-shirt
>skate shoes
>sagging my jeans
>gold chain
if I could go back in time, the first thing I'd do would beat the shit out of my former self

>> No.7600728

>>7600306
>popular kids
>emo

I hope those quotation marks were for sarcasm.

>> No.7600849

>catholic highschool
>massive ugly uniforms everyday
>moderate acne
>horrible school regulations haircut
Didn't dress bad for a highschool kid, but hardly hung out with anyone except for lame video game friends outside of school
No one at school knew I was a good dresser. Soon as I got to college dressed nice as fuck everyday, grew a beard and cut my hair

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7601189

hi

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>>7597968

>mfw I came every day to school in sweatpants, boat shoes, school polo and a hoodie

Nobody gave a shit, I had my hair nice and was fairly attractive, also I dressed well whenever I hug out with people outside of school

>> No.7601516

>>7594124
>yo whats wrong with weed
Nothing it's just the people in highschool who discover weed and decide to define themselves by the 420yoloswag credo.

>> No.7601624

>live in hawaii
>never own jeans ever
>only sports clothes, track suits
>only dress in straight up adidas and puma and surf/skate brands because thats all my mom would buy
>move to missouri
>being scene/gawfic is a thing there
>all hell breaks loose
>neon rainbow and black cheetah print crop hoodie
>skinny jeanz
>safety pins on my mini jansport backpack
>chopped DIY bangs
>wanted to look edgy for orientation day for freshmen
>put a sheer amount of black lipstick under my eyes for the sleep deprived look
>tousled fucked up hair
>way oversized black sweater my friend from hawaii gave me
>converse all stars
>noone talked to me, made 0 friends
>too many edges ofc

it was a very confusing time back then. i had a pretty sick shoe collection though.

>> No.7601665

>>7601189
damn everyone had these 10 years ago

>> No.7601696

>>7601189
>Talking shit on Total 90s.
Your pleb is showing. It's weird, I was thinking about those for the first time in about a decade the other day. I've never given a toss about football (soccer) my entire life, but when I was about 12 I begged my mum for a pair of red and white Total 90 III boots, because everyone (including me) at school thought they were the shit. In my defense, my gym kit was red and black, so they went well together.

>> No.7601750

>>7596518
I can go one better.
>Interning at metal magazine I've read for years.
>'Hey anon, let's put your iPod on the office stereo, see what embarrassing music you have on there.'
>Fully confident in my kvlt status, I tell them to go ahead, there's nothing shameful on there.
>First song comes on full blast.
>'I BE THA PREEETTY MOTHAFUCKEEEERRRRR.'
>Burst into treats.

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7601874

>for some reason thought I needed long hair to look good
>wore polos, skinny jeans, chucks, and graphic tees
>was small and prepubescent so nothing fit me
>somehow still had a really attractive gf
>mfw I looked like a fucking girl lol
>fuck
>this was my freshman year of high school BTW
>senior now rockin a HY and being a basic bitch but at I look pretty good in comparison with a lot of the other hicks in my school

Pic related
I really wish my mom would have just forced me to cut my hair.

>> No.7601888

>>7601199
which face are you i bet its deak

>> No.7601969

>>7593062
are you a guy or a girl? i'm a guy and I like wearing slightly oversized sweaters. if you're a girl, let's just say I would fuck the majority of girls I see wearing oversized sweaters

>> No.7601967

I lost the dude who gets me sneakers' number now
how else will i try on the latest Nike releases and return them later?
;______;

>> No.7602025

>>7593410
>18
Why the fuck were you still dressing like a kid?

>> No.7602051

judging by the comments in this thread, /fa/ is just a phase for ya'll

>> No.7602055

>>7596518
>dude story of my life
>>probably steve or havvie

>> No.7602158

>long hair
>wearing hottopiccore
>steel toe boots, black skinny jeans, band tee, hoodie maybe
>bought a trenchcoat from goodwill but only wore it in public like once. Never to school thank fucking god.
>my friend and I wore target fedoras one day and thought we were the coolest shit ever.
>basketball shoes in freshman year
>gym shorts

I'm so glad I changed.

>> No.7602570

>>7600259
>>7600347
do burgundy chinos count

>> No.7602749

>7th grade
>try to have emo/scene hair
>looks like a bowlcut/mushroom hair
>baggy ass dad jeans
>geek/nerd culture shirts
>blue vans every day
>metal band hoodies
>most socially awkward kid ever
>somehow had a smoking hot "girlfriend" thats even hotter now but i don't talk to her
>never talk to her or try to get some pussy and play minecraft all day

fuck everything i want to kill myself fuck this shit fuck

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A scene phase for all of my highschool years. A Vanson Highwayman leather jacket with a tee-shirt cutout Buncofuckinggoofs backpatch and a bunch of pinetree spikes. A sick pair of crusty pants, bullet belt, and a well worn pair of Canadian army issue boots with leather laces. Meh, it was the early 2000's.

>> No.7602815

>>7599047
me 2

>> No.7602834

>>7601189
pretty sure i had these exact ones

>> No.7602873

>>7600849
>school regulations haircut
Whoa, what? I've heard of uniforms, but that's just too much.

>> No.7602885

>>7601874
you didn't even look that bad at all. i'm sure you look like a fuccboi now and you're probably shallow too

>> No.7602900

>discover slater
>start dressing like a cowboy

it fucking rocked bruh

>> No.7602911

>>7602051
It definitely is.

in 5 years they'd look back and be like "aw man cant believe I used to wear bbs fuck my life"

>> No.7603693

>Sophomore/Junior in HS
>White Hanes tee and baggy-ass dad jeans
>K-Mart hiking boots
>Every fucking day
God, I must have looked like fucking white trash. I mean, I live in the south, but still.

Also
>Always wear buzz
>Decide to grow it out over break
>"Hey, anon, you grew your hair out. It looks really good that way!"
>Get compliments like this from grills all day
>tfw I'm still very unsatisfied with my hair and I think it looks shitty despite what others say
>tfw shitty facial aesthetics
brb killing myself.

>> No.7603744

>>7602911
you're right
but living safely and boringly to avoid too much regret is pretty unsatisfying

>> No.7603781
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>me and female friend sitting at a table
>kid wearing a fedora, black leather trench coat, and reeks like smelly cheese approaches
>"Hullo, can I sit with you." (directly strictly at my friend)
>so many other empty tables to choose from and he came to us
>I see where this is going already
>she's very bubbly and encourages him to join us
>this kid talks with a fake British accent (y'know those faggots that say shit like "g'day milady")
>one of the first things he says after sitting is "Are you two dating?" "no" "Y'know if you guys WERE dating I wouldn't sit here."
>at this point I decide to just sit back, watch and try not to laugh
>literally tells us that he's a highly functioning autist
>only talks to friend
>talks about how superior anime is to everything else
>continues to hit on friend
>"I'm going to be a CIA analyst because I'm good at focusing on one thing"
WOW, good for you
>talks about his great taste in video games "I really like Skyrim and Bioshock Infinite."
>talks about how he just went to prom the previous week
We are in college
>talks about how he and his ex hooked up all the time
>vomittingman.jpeg.gif.png
>tries to ask out friend several times before going in for the all time awkwardest hug I have ever seen
friend is to polite to turn him away

>> No.7603797

>>7603781
Why don't you ask her out, anon?

>> No.7603807

I wore the same shorts 5 days in a row in the 9th grade. I wore same khaki pants 3 days in a row my sophomore year..

>> No.7603809

>>7595705
Jesus, my best friend wore that shit in his yearbook photo.

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>freshmen in highschool
> wear fucking hollister hoodies every_damn_day

>> No.7603843

>>7595950
This was literally me... Only wore like Volcom, Quicksilver, and Fox tees and shitty super skinny jeans

>> No.7603849

>>7596119
I'll take them dawg

>> No.7604152

>>7603781
As much as I hate autists, you've got to give them some credit. Their relentlessness and lack of self-consciousness will probably land them a lot more pussy than most of us /fa/ggots.

>> No.7605007

>>7604152
You have no idea. The fact that we get anything is just tormenting.

>College
>Fedora everyday
>Various My Little Pony shirts daily
>9.5/10 girl texts me between breaks out of pretty much nowhere
>She makes first move, and the next, and the next, she waited for me to do the same
>Never did because I was a betafag
>Things go slow, and eventually fade off because I was beta as fuck

Literally every line above except "College" makes me cringe now. The biggest ones for me are how blatantly obvious the social cues I would miss were and the people that will remember me from that image. Fuckfuckfuckfuck.

>> No.7605031

>meet qt3.14 at a my friend's play
>ask her out
>fast forward 2 weeks
>it's our first date
>go to a french restaurant
>thought we were only going to see a movie so I wore a t-shirt and 511s and a black hoodie
>she wears an expensive dress
>feel extremely under dressed
>after a few minutes of talking the waiter comes asking for our drink order
>realized that I left my wallet in my m65 jacket
>had to buy something cheap since I only had a few notes and coins in my pocket
>she gets a glass of white wine
>I ask for a chocolate thickshake (cheapest thing on the menu)
>She orders lobster mornay
>I get hamburger with fries (cheapest food on the menu)
>after 30 minutes of awkward chat we pay for our meals
>I say "let's split the check"
>she gives me the dirtiest look ever
>say "70/30 since you got the lobster and wine"
>was still $15 short so had to borrow some money from her
>waiter gets no tip and looked really pissed off
>leave quickly
>awkward 20 minute drive to her house
>not a single word was muttered
>when we arrive at her house she didn't even say goodnight she just opens the door and walks away
Fuck her, looks like she won't be getting the $15 back

>> No.7605047

>>7605031
Hey I recognize this one for like a month or two ago, isn't that right?
Shit happens bro, but you probably should have explained it. Would've been a whole lot less awkward I think.


Heck, if we're going to repost our stories let's do this:

>Be 14 or so, I don't know what grade that is in America, but a class/grade or two after primary/elementary school.
>Play guitar pretty well, only play acoustic.
>Have a crush on a qt 3.14 who's in the same class.
>Accidental artificial redhead, she was blonde and tried to dye her hair brown but fucked up.
>So you know, a good catch; smart girl.
>A friend of mine (who also plays guitar) hosts a party for the whole class at his home.
>I ask him If I can borrow his guitar at the party.
>Set up an elaborate plan to win the qts heart.
>No way she can say no to me now, right?
>An hour and a half or so into the party friend stops the music and I get the guitar out.
>Play a mean adaption of Your Hand In Mine by Explosions In The Sky for acoustic guitar.
>Afterwards "Can I have this dance?"
>We awkwardly slow-dance two meters apart for about a minute on a love song.
>Don't talk to her for the rest of the party because it was extremely obvious she didn't like me.

>> No.7605057

>>7592996
>Pedostache
>Baggy hoodies
>Camo pants
>Ugly mullet-like hairstyle

Brrrrr...

>> No.7605065

>>7605031
>>7605047
aw man
feeling so hard for you guys

>>7605007
if you wore a fedora and a MLP shirt how did you get a 9.5 girl to text you?

>> No.7605078

>>7601874
Yeah, a hot girl.

>> No.7605107

>>7593185
it fucking sucks man, I'll never appreciate having a skinny qt3.14 gf, and fat girls aren't fashionable

>> No.7605120

>>7605065
I just don't know... I didn't do anything really.

I guess confidence and standing out (Not in a good way for the most part, but I guess it wasn't *all* bad.) whilst not smelling bad had some effect. I also pretty much transformed a few people into me. Damn, I hope they still aren't like that.

It literally fell into my lap, which is why it was so infuriating. But this is off topic, I pretty much just was responding to >>7604152 because I know oh-too-well.

>> No.7605137

>>7605047
did you actually say that

idk why people dance to slow songs with girls they don't know well. it's bound to be awkward if there's even a bit of hesitation on either count

>> No.7605414

>went to a rich kids catholic school
>had uniformes
>Had that crazy greassy curly hair
> Couldn't grow long hair because of school rules
>was wearing thing skinny jeans after school
>bands tees, slip-on, always loud metal songs busting from my headphones
>rich kids were giving me weird looks
>got bullied about my hair
>flm

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Middle school
>skinny sk8r jeans from ccs that were about 3 inches above ankle.
>chunky bright skate shoes
>wore fedora while skating all the time
>would incorporate the fedora into my tricks
>going off ramps tipping fedora

High school
>scene phase
>wanna be like mitchell davis
>really deep v necks
>straight hair that was terrible
>HUGE thick glasses everyday
>people thought I was gay

I pretend like it never happened. Seeing old pictures makes me cringe and pretty much ruins my day.

>> No.7605549

>>7593234
>implying timberlands are bad
They can definitely look good in the right type of outfit, there are a couple of great fits on SuFu with timbs

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>>7605031
you cockmongler

>> No.7606241

>>7605510
w2c

>> No.7606362

>>7602749
So how old are you now like 16?

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>>7605510

>yahoo finance

evry tiem

>> No.7606400

>>7605007
>9.5/10

You mean a 6/10 that talked to you?

>> No.7606424

>massive white and gold fila shoes everyday
>acid wash levi 510s
>striped sweatbands on wrist
>white leather oversized Vestal watch
>long hair mistaken for deliberate emo look
>wore 2 pairs of long underwear under my jeans so my legs wouldn't look sickishly skinny
>zits all over ass from the constant body sweat
>wore somewhat matching foundation to cover up nodular acne
>neither the long underwear nor the makeup fooled anyone

>> No.7606726

>Long Hair past my shoulders, backwards cap after class
>(Usually) Tight band/vidya shirts
>Boot Cuts
>Converse, Men's 11
>Black band hoodie on colder days
Fast Forward Senior Year
>Ragged-ass hole-in-knees slim jeans
>Flannel shirts
>Slightly shorter hair

Yeah, High School was awful for me. Like I was trying to bring back Grunge or some shit.

Not much better 2 years out, but at least I'm now trying for vintage looks that actually fit.

>> No.7606862

>>7605510
>going off ramps tipping fedora
don't FUCKING kill me anon

>> No.7606872

>>7601189
I had these in red, along with a sweater with a fake gun on it, I thought I looked badass

>> No.7606968

i went from
>chubby 12 y/o wearing nothing bug Portugal. The Man, Fall of Troy and Mars Volta tee's to
>twiggy as fuck 14 y/o wearing the same tops but now slim jeans and plims
then I found /fa/ in like 2009/10
>button ups and sweaters non-stop I want off this ride plz
then Senior year
>said fuck it and starting treating all my clothes like my raws and grew my hair out past my shoulders, looked like a grungy hobo (minus a beard) and won best dressed

I still never really left that point. It's only been two years though. Only thing I cringe at is the sweater + button up combo non-stop at 16 and being fat before that.

>> No.7607340

>>7606400
Nah, sure I would've rated 10/10 then, but even with more refined taste, I would still say 9.5/10. I pretty much won the lottery.