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Why does everyone I meet assume I'm gay, /fa/?

Why?

>> No.7576060

because gayface and being a faggot I guess

>> No.7576059

It's the hair, get a buzzcut. Also did you dye it?

>> No.7576063
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>> No.7576064

>>7576059
I like my hair. I also don't like buzz cuts.

>> No.7576070

>>7576063
Who is that?

>> No.7576072

>>7576057

It's your hair.

Definitely your fucking hair.

>> No.7576078

>>7576072
The hair has only been that way for a month. Usually it's all dark brown and styled a little different, but mostly similar.

I've been hearing this at every new job I've gotten over the past three years. Everyone seems surprised when I inevitably bang one of my coworkers.

>> No.7576081

slick it back

>> No.7576106

>>7576081
I've tried that as well. Not a fan.

>> No.7576114

>>7576057
>everyone I meet assume I'm gay, /fa/?
Because you look like one. When i saw your photo, i instantly thought - he is def gay and after reading text i chuckled, sorry sweetie.

>> No.7576133

Yes, it's the hair, you have far too little hair to dye, it looks like a little ducks tail; rather change it back to a natural colour/and or grow it and get a proper cut...

>> No.7576139

Grow some fucking facial hair maybe

>> No.7576187

>>7576114
Well, it's yet to create an awkward "You're not gay?" moment, so I guess I'll keep rolling with it.

>> No.7576189

>>7576139
I can't. I've tried. I let out grow out for a couple months and it just creates a really lame neck beard and I look dirty.

>> No.7576190

because you're fat

>> No.7576191

>>7576133
Like I said, I've been hearing this for years and this is the first time I've ever dyed/bleached my hair. But at least I know the hair isn't helping?

>> No.7576195

>>7576190
I'm not sure if that's why, but I'll ponder that.

>> No.7576201

Get a buzzcut

>> No.7576203

>>7576057

the hair is shit (and gay=

you're chubby

your face looks extremely unsymmetrical in an uggo way

they probably think that you're gay because of your behaviour though

>> No.7576211

>>7576203
I'm usually social and comical. I don't talk in a gay tone or anything. I assume it's mostly look.

>> No.7576216

>>7576211

comically gay, maybe

>> No.7576218

>>7576211
Even tour writing sounds gay.

>> No.7576217

>>7576211
body language mate

>> No.7576221

>>7576216
It's more of a Rory Scovel kind of comical. Just sarcasm and anti jokes. And insults. But not ever sexuality or fashion related, and I don't snap question marks at them or have a lisp.

>> No.7576230

>>7576217
This is a possibility I suppose. I assume how you look would play into this though.

And I still make the sex with females, I just thought I'd get /fa/'s opinion since they're all blunt narcissistic looks experts.

>> No.7576232

You have that gay look but the hair seals the deal

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>>7576057
body language & speaking tone. see pic related

>> No.7576244

>>7576241
To the extent of my knowledge I don't ever use mannerisms even remotely similar to those apart from the fact I use my body a lot when I speak in general I also speak boldly and loudly except when the situation doesn't allow.

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>>7576241

>that gif

erry time

>> No.7576256

>>7576244
have someone record you and you'll see.

Also, OP let me give you a word of advice as someone who is frequently mistaken for a raging faggot - stop giving a shit

>> No.7576262

>>7576256
It's not that I necessarily give much of a shit, I just thought I'd ask /fa/'s opinion being moderately anonymous and all. If it was a legitimate concern I'd have been asking people the first time it happened.

And I've been recorded by others and myself, never noticed anything that seemed inherently gay, nor was I one of the predicted closet homosexuals in my high school who vehemently denied it before coming out in college.

>> No.7576270

>>7576262
well idk then, maybe it's your desktop wallpaper?
>inb4 lemonparty screencap

>> No.7576276

>>7576270
I lol'd. I don't have the picture in my phone, but it's the Fallout mascot wearing 3-D glasses looking at his own hand in 3-D.

>> No.7576284

do you go to college??

set a hot chick to be your desktop background
congratulations, no one will assume that you take it up the ass now!

>> No.7576299

>>7576284
Not any longer. I had Jennifer Lawrence as the background on my phone for awhile but it just felt creepy...

>> No.7576302

>>7576284
r u jking m8

>> No.7576338

I was walking downtown and a clipboard-guy approached me about cheap electricity. I said that I'm not the one in our household that deals with that stuff. To which clipboard-guy immediately responded with : "Do you live with your boyfriend?"
I have a qt gf.

>> No.7576345

>>7576302
everyone does it you faggot lmao

bet you have rick as your background, cakeboy

>> No.7576480

damn, you look like a true fag OP

>> No.7577204

>>7576057
As a fag, I can tell you it's the hair. I strongly suggest a more masculine haircut. It doesn't have to be a buzzcut, but it can't be that one if you want to appear straight.

>> No.7577310

post pics from different angles for better judgment

>> No.7577563

It's because you don't know you're gay yet, but they can see you are.

>> No.7577575

>>7577204
there it is, op

right from the source

>> No.7577577

>gay haircut
>gay hair colour
>soft, effeminate facial expression

you look like a very soft-spoken individual.