/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.7571811]

So I'm listening to Louis CK and I'm just thinking....Why do Americans make all the best comedians ?

[Anonymous No.7571829]

Comedy is the plebest form of entertainment

[Anonymous No.7571822]

>>7571811
Jim

Jefferies

[Anonymous No.7571824]

>America
>Good comedians

[Anonymous No.7571835]

>>7571824
George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks

[Anonymous No.7571834]

>>7571824

>George Carlin

[Anonymous No.7571841]

>>7571829
only because you have shit taste

[Anonymous No.7571842]

>>7571824
i only like chris rock

>>7571835
these are gash

[Anonymous No.7571847]

>Louis CK
>Funny

>Stand up comedy
>Funny

>Americans
>Funny

[Anonymous No.7571867]

probably because english is the only language you can understand


well, that was easy, wasn't it? this is a bad post, and you should feel bad.


sincerely, an american

[Anonymous No.7571859]

Good one OP/

[GEO No.7571860]

>>7571834
Wow, get the fuck out.
George Carlin is utter shit.

Mitch Hedburg, Louise ck, bill burr are top tier

[Anonymous No.7571871]

>>7571859


>>7571847
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/08/us-humour-nationalities-idUSTRE7563XB20110608

>The Germans have been voted the world's "least funny nationality" in a global poll, which names Americans the funniest overall


If I were to give you my theory, I suppose it'd be because Americans are used to growing up with most of the acclaimed comedians, tv shows, movies, cartoons, etc

That, and our accent allows us to easily put on various accents when cracking jokes - something uniquely american - thus it's easier for us to put a smile on people's faces

[Anonymous No.7571872]

>>7571842
>chris rock
>contrived, formulaic, predictable, stock black comedy

Patrice O'neal was 10x the comedian Chris Rock ever was or will be.

[Anonymous No.7571874]

>american humour

[Anonymous No.7571877]

>>7571872
but chris is so funny

[Anonymous No.7571886]

>>7571871

it doesnt matter

american humour is lame, only other stupid americans find it funny, you have the big bang theory which is liked across america, that just says everything

[Anonymous No.7571889]

I think brits make better comedy shows, but americans are better at stand up.

[Anonymous No.7571913]

>>7571886
except American comedy shows and movies are popular world wide. Same with our comedians, too

classic Simpsons for example is more iconic than anything comedy wise to come out of Britain


So what is it about Americans, that makes the entire world find them to be the funniest?

[Anonymous No.7571917]

Dave Chappelle is the best black comedian by far

[Anonymous No.7571922]

>>7571913

sincerely - an american

[Anonymous No.7571925]

>>7571889
>british
>comedy
Oxymoron?

[Anonymous No.7571937]

Because no non-english speaking country will produce an english comedian you would ever hear of, you dumb fuck lol

[Anonymous No.7571941]

>>7571922
but it's a fact. 90s Simpsons is objectively more iconic worldwide than any Britburka comedy show

I could use a variety of other american comedy shows too

out comedy movies gross more worldwide revenue etc


stay irrelevant Mohammad

[Anonymous No.7571942]

>>7571886
dont lump people who watch major networks in with everyone else. i bet you think people who watch the graham norton show are stupid.

[Anonymous No.7571945]

>>7571941


great citations

[Anonymous No.7571954]

>>7571945

look up the highest grossing comedies you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.7571964]

>>7571954

>being this retarded and american

[Anonymous No.7571974]

>>7571937
>implying those countries matter

[Anonymous No.7571981]

>>7571954
Stop using numbers to try to prove a subjective point.
You're making us look stupid.
Sincerely, an American with a world view.

[Anonymous No.7571985]

>>7571964
>being this much of a delusional yuropoor

[Anonymous No.7572007]

>>7571974
hueheuehu, scandinavia has good stand up comediands at least (also iceland, lel)

[Anonymous No.7572014]

>>7571985

>being this butthurt

[Anonymous No.7572034]

>>7572014
So...why the fuck haven't all Europeans been lined up and shot yet?

Take a look at something here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States

>Per capita $49,922[6] (6th)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union

>Per capita $31,607[8] (15th)


LOL


and remember people, the EU is still 95% white - theoretically, with their demographics, their GDP per capita numbers should be far - FAR - ahead of ours.

[Anonymous No.7572036]

>>7571941
>stay irrelevant Mohammad
Why do Americans always do this when they have a black president and whites will become the minority in the near future?

[Anonymous No.7572041]

>>7571811
too bad he's mexican

[Anonymous No.7572044]

>>7572034
the amount of extremely rich people in the US makes the GDP per capita that high

[Anonymous No.7572045]

>>7572036
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/8142176/White-Britons-to-become-minority-by-2066.html

>White Britons to become minority by 2066

>The white British-born community (defined as English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish-born citizens) will fall to less than half of the overall population in just over 50 years.

>the 'white British' population would decline to 45 million by 2051.

>this would "represent an enormous changeto nationalidentity –cultural, political, economic and religious".

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Some yuropoors will go on about America's decline as well, but note that almost all of it is in the south and southern California -parts of America that were always considered shit tier

[Anonymous No.7572055]

>>7572044
>r-rich people don't exist in Europe

ha ha oh wow cider I edible

[Anonymous No.7572056]

>>7572036
Mexicans > arabs

[Anonymous No.7572063]

>>7572045
Not really sure what GB has to do with me
You always post this on /sp/ aswell don't you?
Do you have a textfile with all this data pasted on it or do you bookmark websites?

[Anonymous No.7572065]

>faggots citing irrelevent statistics

Wow sure is /pol/ in here

[Anonymous No.7572067]

Because the best kind of humour is making light of terrible situations and I can't think of anything worse than being born American.

[Anonymous No.7572070]

>>7572034
Not to mention that the USA is a country and yuropoorlandia is an entire continent of failure.

[Anonymous No.7572072]

>>7572034

>getting this angry

[Anonymous No.7572075]

>>7572063
>Mohammed retakes top spot in English baby names

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/14/mohammed-retakes-top-spot-in-english-baby-names/

>The country, which was about 2% Muslim in 1990, grew to 4.6% Muslim in 2010, with nearly 2.9 million followers of the faith, according to analysis by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life.

>The popularity of the name comes as Britain's Muslim population is expected to double in the next 20 years

>By 2030, the United Kingdom will be just over 8% Muslim, with more than 5.5 million adherents
Also:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_Kingdom

>only 7% of Muslims in Britain think of themselves as British first, with 81% thinking of themselves as Muslim first.[10] .

>A survey which 1000 young British Muslims participated, revealed that 36% of 16-24 year olds believe if a Muslim converts to another religion they should be punished by death, 13% of 16-24 year olds admire organisations like Al-Qaeda, 61% of the questioned agree that homosexuality should be illegal, and 31 % agree that Muslim conversion should be forbidden and punishable by death.[12][13][14]

>68% of British Muslims support the arrest and prosecution of anyone who insults Islam.[17]

LEL

You just know that UK’s already abysmal freedom of speech laws will be brought down even more because of this changing demographic.

[Anonymous No.7572076]

>>7572045
>White Britons to become minority by 2066

Funny I remember TIME saying this in the 1960's too, for the 2000's.

[Anonymous No.7572077]

As a British citizen who has been brought up English, I enjoy sarcasm - something that Americans are known (as a general rule) to struggle to understand.
I like American comedy as well, the satire in South Park is refreshing. But things like chris rock I struggle to enjoy as they seem simple and repetitive.

[Anonymous No.7572083]

>>7572044
>Not understanding what GDP means
>Still commenting on GDP related topics as if your opinion is worth anything

:)

[Anonymous No.7572084]

>>7572067
>White Americans have an average IQ of 103 (tied for 5th highest globally)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_intelligence#US_test_scores

>White Americans score 7th highest internationally on PISA reading comprehension test.


http://www.vdare.com/articles/pisa-scores-show-demography-is-destiny-in-education-too-but-washington-doesnt-want-you-to-k

>White Americans have an average income of $55,000

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2009/09/chart_american_income_by_race.html

>White Americans have a adjusted Disposable Income of $39,000 - the highest in the OECD (even when adjusted for the benefits of the welfare state and government healthcare).

http://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/docserver/download/3010161ec007.pdf?expires=1361821064&id=id&accname=guest&checksum=111DB29091BC3407ECF14955A76F6434

>White Americans have an unemployment rate of 6.4% http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t02.htm

>White Americans have an average net worth of $110,000

http://money.cnn.com/2012/06/21/news/economy/wealth-gap-race/index.htm
>White Americans have a murder rate of only around 3.5 per 100,000 - equivalent to the European average.

http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=5969

and finally...

>White Americans have a gun ownership rate of 44%, well above blacks and hispanics and by far the highest rate in the developed world.

http://www.statisticbrain.com/gun-ownership-statistics-demographics/

If one simply looks at the white population of every nation, White Americans are arguably the most developed in the world (when a range of indicators are examined). This is all the more impressive because there are 200 MILLION of them and they are surrounded by 100 million non-whites dragging them down.

White Americans truly are the Master Race.

Even the British acknoledge American superiority.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVAKghnzxzM

[Anonymous No.7572095]

>>7572084
>having all these facts and sources ready to post on 4chan

How's that insecurity going m8?

[Anonymous No.7572104]

>>7572095
>says the guy who has a carton of a guy sitting in another guy's mouth saved to his computer:


>>7571945

[Anonymous No.7572106]

wow how did /fa/ become an /int/ shitshow

europe has positives and negatives
the usa has positives and negatives

THE END

[Anonymous No.7572115]

>>7572095
dont even bother. I see this fucking guy on /pol/ (when i used to visit that shithole)and /int/ all the fucking time.

no doubt hes some autistic manchild living vicariously through his country's stats.

[Anonymous No.7572116]

>>7572104

just admit you want to be me

[Anonymous No.7572117]

>>7572104
>implying that was me

Nope.

[Anonymous No.7572120]

>>7572084
>white americans have an average net worth of $110,000

that's fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.7572128]

>>7572116
>wanting to live in the Islamic Kingdom

meanwhile in reality:

>About 13% of the world's adults -- or more than 640 million people -- say they would like to leave their country. Roughly 150 million of them say they would like to move to the U.S. -- giving it the undisputed title as the world's most desired destination for potential migrants since Gallup started tracking these patterns in 2007.


So.....

Is anybody here willing to stand up, and tell me what makes people from around the globe cite America as the greatest country on Earth?

You know, and it's always been this way. America has always been the #1 country to move to...since...Forever.

And I mean, you know....Why is it that way? What is it about America that clicks with people, that makes them think "THAT is the country that I want to live in, THAT is the country where I want to raise a nice family in a large american home with multiple cars and multiple jet skis and ATVs"

[Anonymous No.7572135]

>>7571835
Bill Hicks was an embarrassing tryhard. He'd probably listen to Tool if he was still alive

[Anonymous No.7572133]

>>7572120
>average

[Anonymous No.7572138]

>>7572128

If i was born american i would hang myself

[Anonymous No.7572145]

>>7572135
>I've never listened to a full Bill Hicks album

alrighty th
en

[Anonymous No.7572153]

[Anonymous No.7572156]

>>7572138
YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOU LIVE IN AN ACTUAL HOME

GET IN HERE, EVERYBODY EXCEPT THE "GREAT" SHITSTAIN!

http://epp.eurostat.ec.europa.eu/statistics_explained/images/c/ca/Distribution_of_population_by_dwelling_type_Fig1_2010_.png

>only 25% of britburkas live in detached houses

You know....

I'd like to laugh at them, and hear the echoes of my laughter throughout the halls of my American house...

I'd like to laugh at them, as I can blare loud music without having to worry about neighbors in my semi attached house.

I'd like to laugh at them, as I'm throwing a neighborhood party in my house, without worrying about noise complaints

I'd like to laugh at them, as I have my own big front and back yard to myself with my own privacy

You know, I'd like to laugh at them in this very American way..But...Wouldn't that....Wouldn't that be too mean?

[Anonymous No.7572163]

>>7572145
His Satan's cock routine was the nadir of 90s stand up comedy

[Anonymous No.7572164]

>>7571847
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
>>>bed

[Anonymous No.7572175]

>>7572156

>being american

[Anonymous No.7572167]

>>7572156
>small island with large population has small houses shock!

at least our houses don't get blown down by the first sight of a tornado

[Anonymous No.7572190]

>>7572167
>every anerican lives in Tornado Alley!

top kek

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/beautifulpeoplecom-brits_n_355226.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.comot.html


>Brits Are Ugliest In The World


>Fewer than one in eight British men (12 per cent) and just three in 20 women (15 per cent) who have applied to BeautifulPeople.com have been accepted as members

>Beautiful People managing director Greg Hodge said: "Asking why British people are doing so badly is a tough question. It hurts me - I'm English. I think there is less emphasis on appearance in the UK than overseas.

Just remember people....No matter how bad you have it, at least you'll never be British.

I attribute their pig disgusting looks to generations of inbreeding on that tiny island.

>62 million people living on an island that's smaller than oregon

>A study of inbreeding in European populations found that couples from the UK are, on average, as genetically related as 6th cousins

oh shit nigger what are you doing.jpg

[Anonymous No.7572191]

>>7572175
you're just jealous because we beat you in the revolutionary war and had to save your ass in WWII

[Anonymous No.7572204]

>>7572190
You are the least fashionable poster i've ever come across on this board.

[Anonymous No.7572208]

>Americans

[Anonymous No.7572206]

>>7572190
mate you're actually going and finding links and doing research on a fashion board on an anonymous website to prove the worth of one country against another do you realise how sad that is

anyway there are plently of good looking brits and plenty of ugly americans. like in any country.

>>7572191
american education has demonstrably failed you

[Anonymous No.7572213]

>>7572191

[Anonymous No.7572217]

>American fashion

[Anonymous No.7572236]

Because comedy is often born out of exposure to miserable conditions. It is a reaction to draw light out of the darkness of real life.

Why do you think there are so many good black comedians?

[Anonymous No.7572234]

>>7572217
>british fashion

[Anonymous No.7572241]

>>7572206
So....I noticed something

When you type in 'american flag bikini' or 'american bikini' on tumblr, you get shit loads of results of hot American chicks posting shots of themselves with american flag bikinis


yet if you type in 'british bikini'

well...

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/british+bikini

>There are no posts tagged “british bikini”


or

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/union+jack+bikini

>There are no posts tagged “union jack bikini”

.......Welp.

[Anonymous No.7572242]

>>7572234
Is it 2002?

[Anonymous No.7572253]

>>7572234
mfw this is coming back for 2l14

:D)

[Anonymous No.7572249]

>>7572241
u wot m8

is that supposed to be a valid argument

[Anonymous No.7572265]

>>7572234
wot did u fockin sed m8?

[Anonymous No.7572266]

>>7572234

[Anonymous No.7572257]

>>7572242
not enough burkas?

[Anonymous No.7572274]

>>7572266
what the fuck am I even supposed to be looking for?

[Anonymous No.7572276]

>google "british ugly"
>"British people among the world's ugliest"
>"Why are the british so ugly?"
>"Why are british people (females)so ugly?
>"Why do English people look so ugly compared to..."

>google "american ugly"
>a bunch of links about the animated comedy show Ugly Americans
>nothing else

Atheists - 1
Christians - 0

[Anonymous No.7572278]

>>7572241

[Anonymous No.7572267]

GET OUT OF /fa/.
GO TO /pol
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

[Anonymous No.7572270]

>>7572241
>Only Americans are obnoxious enough to wear a bikini with a pattern of their country's flag

Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.7572279]

>>7572266
freshman 15.jpg

[Anonymous No.7572287]

>>7572241
>american finds interest in the fact that an american site on an internet with more american than british users has more pictures of girls in american bikinis than british

oh dear

[Anonymous No.7572292]

>>7572274
those boots and jeggings

[Anonymous No.7572303]

>>7572287
>american site

which reminds me


what's it like living in an American world?

What's it like being influenced by American culture moreso than traditional British culture ?

[Anonymous No.7572309]

enjoy ur nsa fags

[Anonymous No.7572313]

>>7572303
you're speaking my language...

and britain has the largest cultural impact of any state in the world. your culture doesn't export itself well - movies and music yes but look at sports, cars, etc

[Anonymous No.7572322]

>>7572318
it wasnt me i was just saying what his point probably was
chill matey

[Anonymous No.7572318]

>>7572292
Cool, you found an example of 9 girls (any of whom you would give your right leg to fuck) who don't fit your idea of well-dressed. You should join your high school debate team.

[Anonymous No.7572329]

Why the fuck aren't you retards reporting and hiding this thread?

[Anonymous No.7572336]

>>7572313
Ah true about sports, but...Whay about cars? We don't make god tier cars yeah, but our cars do sell more worldwide

and the concept of an everyday man car is American anyway, not british

[Anonymous No.7572340]

>>7572318
>being willing to fuck any of those degenerate plebs

You disgust me

[Anonymous No.7572342]

>>7572329

its funny

[Anonymous No.7572351]

It's literally impossible for yuropoors to have pic related

[Anonymous No.7572359]

>>7572329
because what's the point of reporting when nothing gets done?

[Anonymous No.7572363]

>>7572351
>wanting to live in suburban drudgery

[Anonymous No.7572377]

>>7572336
i meant that american car companies basically market to the usa and canada alone whereas japanese, european companies are more global - have more reach and impact

probably not the best example but you get the idea