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let's make a version of the navy's seals copypasta, but it needs to be fa.
I'll start.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my fit, fuccboi?

>> No.7519209

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Fashion Industry, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret collaborations with Rick Owens and MMM, and I have over 300 confirmed grails

>> No.7519220

stop

>> No.7519226

I am trained in pinrolling and I own the top Y-3 shoes in the entire US fashion industry.

>> No.7519239

ples no

>> No.7519243

>>7519226

>i am trained in pinrolling

ok, i lol'd

>> No.7519253

let's continue with this shit

>> No.7519317

>ORIGINAL:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


>/fa/ VERSION:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my fit, fuccboi?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Fashion Industry, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret collaborations with Rick Owens and MMM, and I have over 300 confirmed grails.
I am trained in pinrolling and I own the top Y-3 shoes in the entire US fashion industry.

>> No.7519327

>>7519317
You are nothing to me but just another dad core fuccboi

>> No.7519324

>>7519317
You are nothing to me but just another fuccboi.

>> No.7519329

You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will criticise your fit with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on /fa/, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with copping ASOS? Think again, fuccboi.

>> No.7519330

>>7519329
>>7519327
>>7519324
this board makes me cringe ;/

>> No.7519354

>>7519329
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of designers across StyleZeitgeist and your closet is being traced right now so you better prepare for the neg rep, maggot. The neg rep that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wardrobe.

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7519358

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fuccboi? I’ll have you know I have over 10,000 positive rep on Superfuture, and I’ve been involved in numerous Instagram features and street style photography galleries. I am trained in multiple complex lacing techniques and I’m the highest bidder on numerous Helmt Lang grails as we speak. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will laugh at your fits with scorn the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am writing acerbic witticisms on my Tumblr (which has over 20,000 followers) so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking poor, kid. I can post a fit anywhere, anytime and that's just with my bare iPhone. Not only am I extensively trained in Yahoo! JP, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the StyleZeitgeist archive and I will use it to its full extent to criticize your outfit and make you wish you'd never even put on clothes this morning, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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7519377

>>7519358
>mfw

>> No.7519387

>>7519358

8.9 BNM

>> No.7520359

how about if we continue ?

>> No.7520367

>>7519358
8/10
gj

>> No.7520382

>>7519329
>ASOS
>not fabrixsquare

come on

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7520384

>>7519358

>> No.7520377

>>7519358
kek

>> No.7522159

>>7519358
sounds like something faust would say

>> No.7522169

>>7519358
/thread
Best one lmao

althoug the other one made me a laug a little too this ones just too good

>> No.7522177

>>7519358
Chang it to
What did you just say about my fit

And at the end replace kiddo with nerd

>> No.7522187

>>7519358
nice one tinny

>> No.7522188

this thread serious makes me want to kill myself

>> No.7522208

>>7519358
Noice, very well then, this will be the shitpost of next year

>> No.7522217

>>7522188
good, you no-name shitlord trip

>> No.7522677

>>7519358
add:


CHEERS
T

>> No.7522686
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7522686

>>7522217
>shitlord

>>>/lgbt/

>> No.7522691

>>7522217
Stop saying shitlord unless your a bleeding SJW cunt.

>> No.7522883

>>7519192
there are thousands of navy seals in the US
navy seals are generally uneducated, in the service since 17 year old sign on bonus dudes who never put the GI bill to use

they make less than OCS candidates and far less than those who graduate making officer rankings

navy seals all frequent bars near san diego, due to proximity to coronado and CP

the guido stereotype that the copy pasta actually does a great job of how navy seals act IRL

they wear seal insignia crap or NAVY shirts and only hang around other special operations guys and date hero worship southern california sluts

>> No.7522945

>>7522686
>>7522691
i just started watching two best friends on yt and they use shitlord alot
i use it and now other people are catching on
shitlord