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Hey. I seriously need some brutal honesty, preferably from a femanon or two.

And I post because I want to know why I can never be above average so I can get a girl that isn't fat. I know everyone that looks nice has standards, I want to look nice too.

Here in America, the average guy is quite homely. I work retail and have ascertained that the average white male is either overweight, bald or balding or uglyish

I obviously don't expect to appeal to everyone or be model status, I simply want to know why I cannot be nice enough looking to be able to get the attention from a cute girl that I meet

>> No.7517819

>>7517799
Didn't you shat up /mu/ with your portrait not too long ago?

>> No.7517831

are these posts some sort of shitty meme now or is this still the real guy?

>> No.7517843

fuck is this a troll because I typed out a real response for it and everything

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>>7517843
I swear to fuck I'm not a troll

>> No.7517861

>>7517849
Can you give us a timestamp?

>> No.7517860

>>7517849
Post face with timestamp

>> No.7517865

lol dis nigga ugly

>> No.7517877
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7517877

>>7517861
>>7517860

>> No.7517890

>>7517877
ok, just relax and stop worrying about your looks.
youre not ugly. get a better haircut, dress nicely and co some social skills. youll be fine

>> No.7517893

>>7517877
why did you take your shirt off?

>> No.7517897

>>7517799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eZ64hoR4yY

>> No.7517903

>>7517893
I sleep shirtless

>> No.7517904

How great to see you again. What will be next? Posting pics of your dick again?

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7517905

fuck off brandon

>> No.7517906

>>7517861
Oh fuck it actually, I don't need insurance to think aloud.

First off, shave. Keep that fuzz off your face unless you want an actual beard because it is unflattering. You may want to do something with your eyebrows, they seem off. Maybe it's the way that they're rounded, or the way that they taper off, or their edges. Consider it, but don't try anything until you're educated and know exactly what you want. I can't advise you much on that.

You've got a pretty large nose, I'm similar. I think what's bothering me about it is the way that your nostrils meet the sides of the bridge of your nose. Regardless it really shouldn't be a problem, It is at most a quirk, and one that isn't easily fixed. If a girl likes you enough she may even find it endearing.

Can we get a proper pic of your haircut? You're running your hand over it in the first two, and it's cropped out in the third

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>>7517906
Sure

>> No.7517929

slightly bellow average but enough to get a gf

>> No.7517933

>>7517849

ok bro I believe you

>I want to look nice too
browse shit for a month or two until you find inspiration that you like, shop some fast fashion (like J-Crew or beginner level shops). Usually when people just get into "dressing better" they like heritage/Americana fits. Don't spend too much money
Learn what fits and what doesn't
After you get your basics down like a few good items you're going to learn something that people on here still don't know
Fashion has very little with your ability to get ladies
Dress for yourself, not for other people
Get a voice
Hopefully you'll have the confidence when you look down right before you talk to that one qt at a party to say "yeah, I can do this".
Because honestly you'll look better than a bunch of people at a party if you believe you do, and if fashion and getting a fucking ON POINT fit is your catalyst for talking to someone then you're doing a lot better than other betas whining about >nogf feels
And if/when you fail, get up and try again
Don't be a baby bitch
Learn to love yourself, because that's not just what girls like, it's what people in general like.
Personally, I think of /fa/ as art now. Looking at a fit and saying "wow this looks good" vs wearing a fit and posting it and asking for advice and even appreciating some weird druid-looking fit for how cool the silhouette looks are what I see as the ends of my /fa/ spectrum
I'm in a cycle of:
appreciating->learning->interpreting

jesus I got way off topic, fucking take care of yourself, learn what looks good on YOU (hair, clothes, the works), mistakes happen but learn from them, don't be afraid to make changes.

I stayed up way too late tonight if nothing makes sense you guys can laugh at me

>> No.7517937

>>7517799
>>7517849
>>7517877
>>7517924
holy shit you're ugly

>> No.7517938

>>7517929
Why below average?
>>7517933
I don't care about clothes

I care about my facial aesthetics

Why do people even consider me below average?

>> No.7517941

>>7517905
hey weird question but do you have that original picture?
i've been meaning to save it for a while

>> No.7517943

FUCK OFF BRANDON.

>> No.7517945

>>7517938
>Why do people even consider me below average?
you just are. accept it and move on

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>>7517941
this?

>> No.7517952

>>7517938

Wide set and beady eyes
Large nose

You're still average. Man up and deal with it or off yourself and stop shit posting. Nothing you can do about your "issues"

>> No.7517953

Don't fall for brandon, /fa/.

He's a lost cause.

>> No.7517958

>>7517953
fuck I knew I shouldn't have spent time writing that

>> No.7517959

is it true that this guy is mentally ill or is he just a troll with too much time?

>> No.7517963

>>7517948
nah the fa version

>> No.7517974

>>7517952
This is pretty much as straight as you're gonna get it. We can't help you out with what you're feeling so insecure about, if you're this brandon guy that I can swear I've seen twice or even thrice over the past year fretting about his looks, we cannot help you. We have already tried and failed to help you numerous times. The reason that women aren't attracted to you is probably that you don't seem to have a shred of confidence, which is fucking weird considering how you talked about the average American.

>> No.7517978

>>7517799
because you are the most autistic person I ever saw on 4chan

>> No.7517979

this can only get better by Brandon getting a trip
~(˘▾˘~)

oh and I've heard that you're actually a psychology major using this constant shitposting for something

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>>7517963
?