/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.7500392]

Normal people's reaction to Cara Delevingne.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=159169141

lel

[Anonymous No.7500403]

>>7500392
>normal people
>bodybuilding.com
yeah okay buddy

[Anonymous No.7500414]

>>7500409
and you're a product of autism and lame fits

[trunks !!SE08Bv/gZZR No.7500418]

>>7500392
lol if u think anyone on that forum is anywhere close to normal

[Anonymous No.7500407]

>>7500392
>normal people
>misc

Ok.

[the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7500409]

Cara is a lame model though

her walk is horrible, she got in cuz her parents are rich, and she's technically too short to do runway anyway

she's very pretty and i bet she's a cool lady, but cmon she's a product of tumblr and money

[Anonymous No.7500425]

>>7500409
>technically too short
That doesn't make sense at all

[Anonymous No.7500427]

>>7500392

>being normal
>not being patrician

[the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7500450]

>>7500425

designers make the clothing before they hire the models, they largely don't tailor it specifically to them (unless it's haute couture show i believe)

the most common range for female models is 5'9"-6'0" iirc, and Cara has been reported to be 5'8" and potentially 5'7"

[Anonymous No.7500472]

When did Grimes have a child with a caveman?

[Anonymous No.7500483]

I'm sure you all look amazing first thing in the morning with a hangover from hell in natural light pulling a very unflattering face.

[Anonymous No.7500490]

Her face is horribly misshapen and she's not tall enough to make her thinness look good.

Seriously her face looks like a mad scientist tried to build the face of a little girl out of random bits from grown women's faces.

[Anonymous No.7500491]

>>7500450
shes 5'10

[Anonymous No.7500498]

>>7500450
Even if that very reliable information is true that doesn't make her "technically" too short. There's no law against it.

[Anonymous No.7500501]

>>7500483
She looks bad even with good lighting and make-up though.

[Anonymous No.7500512]

>>7500498
There's the laws of economics, and of the designers' authority. If they make clothes for tall models what is she doing in them?

[the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7500514]

>>7500491

google said Kanye was 5'10" for months. it's not particularly reliable

[Anonymous No.7500525]

>>7500512
>If they make clothes for tall models what is she doing in them?
Clearly they think it's fine.

[Anonymous No.7501053]

I don't know why /fa/ is obsessed with her eyebrows. They look like giant hairy caterpillars.

[ana No.7501065]

do they not realise that almost everyone woman looks like that without make up

[Mifune No.7501082]

>>7500491
she's definitely not 5'10

5'8 or so, couldn't be positive as she was wearing heels.

>>7500514
Having stood next to Kanye. he's 5'6-5'7 he also definitely wears lifts.

[aboriginal_thug No.7501093]

bodybbuild.com is like 30% pedofiles, and the rest are virgins, closet homos, and bully victims

[Anonymous No.7501116]

>>7501093
So basically just like 4chan?

[Anonymous No.7501148]

>>7501065

you're talking to a bunch of virgins

[Anonymous No.7501164]

>>7501082

>he's 5'6-5'7 he also definitely wears lifts

correct

[Anonymous No.7501186]

wait why are people actually getting mad over this didn't her fake fame via tumblr die out like 6 months ago. find someone new

[Anonymous No.7501200]

>>7500392
Would spend a whole day with

[Anonymous No.7501221]

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[Anonymous No.7501249]

Showed my normafag friend Cara and he genuinely thought she was boy lmao

[Anonymous No.7501271]

People's internet standards are ridiculous. If Cara walked into a bar, all of those keyboard warriors would be all over her.

[Anonymous No.7501280]

What I'm curious to know is how her neck seems to encompass her entire jaw in the beach pictures, and doesn't anywhere else

[Anonymous No.7501288]

kate moss, naomi, tyra banks etc. were batshit crazy so i get why people would be interested in them but her?????????? she's already deteriorated so much and her "unique look" is literally the only thing she has going for her.

[Anonymous No.7501297]

[Anonymous No.7501327]

>>7501271
If she looked like she does now with the personality of Amanda Seyfried or some shit no one would be talking about her.
Her only pull is that fact that she's cocaine addled 'bro' in most of her interviews.

[Anonymous No.7502317]

idgaf what anyone says. She's fucking beautiful.

>tfw you'll never cuddle with cara while it rains outside.

[Anonymous No.7502330]

>>7501297
What the FUCK is she doing?

[Anonymous No.7502331]

She does looks pretty bad in those pictures

[Anonymous No.7502391]

>>7500491
are you fucking retarded or what no she isn't lmfao

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502411]

>>7501297
Lol not trying to hate but she stands out soooo much

She looks okay though, but not as a model......

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502422]

>>7502411
Oh I am on a buzz nowwww..
I am going to try and see how far I can take it

I am having my monthly existential crisis
I do them when I am alone

Come here Kay kay let me tell you how beautiful you are. Tell me how wet you are let me give you another sore spot

I hate everything about you and everyone I am with
I wish I could die but I will continue to live and fight for you and the human race
We are all just pieces on the chessboard and I'm okay with that but sometimes, like right now; I want to cry...

Can you all please go to sleep or start your days so I can please have the board to myself?

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502434]

>>7502422
I want to build statues of you

I always tell you
" I don't know what I am"
" I don't care what you call it"
" I don't care what you are"

And it's all the truth. It's jus you and me right now that's all that matters lets jus keep fucking and fucking until someone else enters my view

I am sorry that this is life
I am sorry that this all I can give you

Drkshdw tags : no one has ever made me as miserable as you have

And no one has ever made me as happy

[Anonymous No.7502440]

>>7502434
Keep going breh

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502446]

>>7502434
I wish I could kill myself I really do

But my self preservation could just not let me do it

I have beautiful women in my life, I have money, I have everything I could ask for but it is all pointless to me

I just can't see any worth in it all when I am on this state

Tomorrow it is back to sobriety and continuing to play the game: cherishing my life, spreading positivity and love

I am just goin to keep stimulating myself with pussy weed beer and creation and continue to live with ignorance

All I want to do is make beautiful clothes
All I want is dresses for all the beautiful girls in the world

No matter how many people I hurt and hurt me

Just please god I whoever is out there

Just please give me this one thing

Let me give the people what is inside me

[Anonymous No.7502452]

>body building forum
>Normal

Lol no, you fucking idiot. That's just /fit/ given it's own site. Browse it a little more, it's a bunch of kissless virgins who think that just lifting will get them pussy.

They're bros though. Pretty funny fucking threads there.

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502462]

>>7502440
I love you ANON

From one person to another
I really do I could just shake your hand

One day I will escape all this
" just give me the blood lord so I can get away!"

Daniel plainview for there will be blood said that

He is my favorite film character
He reminds me so much of my father

I wish I could meet you ANON

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502490]

>>7502462
I already feel all spent out

My episodes are getting faster and faster recently...
I'm just getting really good at ignoring things

I am trying to reach a harmony between nirvana and capitalist lust

I was born into this system how could I even try to say it isn't me?

I have to get as much money as I can an fuck as much as I can and create as much as i can
It's part of me!!!!!!

I don't care where I end up
I don't care about anything

That's the key to life, that's where nirvana comes into play

I don't care what you say
I don't care who you are
I don't care what I am
I don't care what you want

All I know is you are here right now in front of me

If I want to fuck you I will fuck you
If you want to be my friend I will be your friend

I am life, life is me

I am the player of the game

I am everything


And I hate it all I just want to quit

But I don't actually because I just love playing so much
I love the highs and lows
I love the way you are so nervous when you are around me

[Anonymous No.7502506]

>BBF
>normal

That place is as bad as 4chan.

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502548]

>>7502490
I love the way you smile
I love the smell of your hair
I love your eyes
I love your ass
I love your style
I love the way you go crazy when I take control
I love the way you cum and I want to make you cum again and again
I love the way you go crazy when I tell you no one can ever take you from me
I love the way it just SCREAMS that you want to be desired that you want to be loved that you want to be wanted
I love the way it just SCREAMS that you are just like me, that we are all just hamster on our wheels, trapped in our cages in our lives

I love holding you
I am goin to keep loving you for this moment
I don't care where we need up, I just want you to know that for now you are all mine and I am all yours

I don't want to hurt you but I know it is on the nature of things

One day we will be liberated
I am sorry for all I am about to do to you

[Anonymous No.7502553]

>>7501116
Ye

[Anonymous No.7502582]

>>7502490
do you ever experience something and wish you can communicate that feeling?
but the problem is you have no idea how to go about that
you have words but they are only so good as those words might not mean what they mean to the other person
feels like language has failed me or im incompetent
i cried for the first time today about my parents divorce that happened two years ago and im 21
how do i manage emotions and feelings in a healthy manner?
i used to think everything would make sense as i got older, I havent reached that point and i dont see where ill find it

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502600]

>>7502548
Oh man never have I had pussy like you
I could just stare at you all day

Fuck nothing makes sex better than having someone you can't stop looking at

People like you come only once every blue moon and so for now I will enjoy it

But it is all a circle

I am going to make you need me
I've done it before and I'm going to do it to you

I know exactly what to do
I am so sorry for this addiction I am going to give you
I am sorry for this hole I will leave in you

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502612]

>>7502582
Yes, I have them all the time
Oliver hart said: no language will ever capture what you truly feel

It is true

My advice with coping ANON?
Acceptance and letting go

It is all in the past and it should all disappear

But yes, one day it just might creep up on you two years later

It's like you want to cherish that moment of grief
To me it's like it's the only thing that make you feel real...

I love ANON
As a person and as a fellow human being I love you...

[Anonymous No.7502615]

>>7502462
Love you too, Anon.

>>7502582
iktf. Even if you can't fully articulate what you feel maybe just rant to yourself once in a while. Try and vocalize the emotions you fell to yourself. It's hard to articulate something when its inside you the whole time. Good luck Anon.

[Anonymous No.7502622]

>>7502330
Its called

NOT

GIVING

A

FUCK


you stupid hypebeast "waaah gotta make all da right /fa/ choices" fucking piece of shit loser with your dreambox kicks and your fucking ONE RICK OWENS TEE and your cheap ass cheap monday parka and void the brand tees. You are a fucking regurgitated piece of SHIT with no sense of style WHATSOEVER.

[the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7502628]

>>7502622

damn man you could have saved that for someone who actually exhibited those traits

[Anonymous No.7502635]

>>7502628
You should not buy a leather jacket. You should realise how autistic they make you look, suppress your desire for one forever and move on.

Leather jackets are autistic. They just look awful. Leather jackets are pretty much costume wear. You might as well wear a clown outfit, because no one is going to take you seriously when you wear a leather jacket.

You probably think you look like Marlon Brando, but the truth is that you don't. You actually look like a nerd that is trying to look badass when wearing a leather jacket.

My advice: Leather jackets. Don't wear 'em. Why shouldn't you wear them? They look like shit. All. The. Time. Get real. Stop trying to look cool, because you are not cool and you are not a badass. Wear something else that looks good and doesn't make you look stupid.
The truth is, leather jackets never look good. You should never wear a leather jacket. They are pretty much the fedora-level jackets. Let me tell you one thing. You will look autistic when you wear a leather jacket. Again, never wear a leather jacket. They look like shit.

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502637]

>>7502615
Language is all just bias and projections and past experiences

Why do you think people get outraged when kanye tells himself he's a genius?

But yeah you made a good point
Vocalize it
Put it on paper
It gives you blueprints for what you are

And what am I?
Nothing
And because I am nothing I can be anything
And because the world owes me nothing I can take everything

Oh I love life

[Anonymous No.7502646]

>throws bbcd hand gesture
What a bitch

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502655]

>>7502637
Fuck all this talk is making me horny
Why am I wasting time when I could be fucking that sweet pussy?

Tbh it's getting hard to stay in character as natty

[Anonymous No.7502664]

>>7502635
no
ur a dumby

[Anonymous No.7502667]

>>7502646
>bbcd
big black cock dick?

[Anonymous No.7502679]

>>7500403
does anyone remember that one thread a long time ago where some guy created his own sex doll and it came alive and raped him in the asshole with some bottles of piss(lol) he was keeping?

[Anonymous No.7502696]

>>7502667
the google fu is weak with this one

[Anonymous No.7502729]

>>7502696
:^)

[Anonymous No.7502772]

>>7500491
>5'10
>5/10 b8 nice try m8

[Anonymous No.7502798]

>>7502655
Post pic of ur face

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502831]

>>7502798
No lie I am pretty fucking cute
My best feature is my eyes IMO

Hit me up ANON

[aboriginal_thug No.7502842]

u can tell when caras been binge eating cause she gets the water bloated face

[Anonymous No.7502860]

>>7502831
plz post face.

[Anonymous No.7502862]

>>7502842
that happens to everyone dumfuck

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502873]

>>7502860
Nah dude
Have more of my personal pics though
Milk me why you have the chance B)

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502877]

>>7502873
Oh hit sorry meant to post this my friends

[aboriginal_thug No.7502882]

>>7502877
is that you

[Anonymous No.7502901]

>>7502873
please dump personal pics.

[Anonymous No.7502906]

What the fuck happened to this thread

[Anonymous No.7502912]

>>7502906
hahahaha I just realized what the original title was. Shiet.

[Anonymous No.7502910]

Did the mods ban modelfu threads?

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502914]

>>7502906
Too much cheap Smirnoff 50% and nameless cheap wine

And weed named Gucci

And existential dread

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502919]

>>7502901
The thirst is real

[Anonymous No.7502923]

>>7502919
you don't even know.

[Anonymous No.7502924]

ITT: A tripfag's descent into madness

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502932]

>>7502923
Lol that comic panel made me crack up when I read it

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502941]

>>7502924
I am complimented by this

Back to what I said about nirvana

I don't care if I'm mad
I don't care about any of these categories

My mind is at zero, its the only way to truly live life

No attachments to people, money, or even my own identity

It's why I love natalie Portman

[Anonymous No.7502952]

>>7501249
THEN WHO WAS BOY?

[Anonymous No.7502957]

>>7501271
Bollocks, I prefer most average girls to her. Cara minus photoshop and professional makeup looks like a man and has man eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.7502959]

>>7502941
>No attachments to people, money, or even my own identity

tfw you can never attain this state of existence due to being a slave to people's expectations.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't part of a family just so I could do what I wished without fear of disappointing people I care about.

[Anonymous No.7502972]

>>7502914
and autism

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502973]

>>7502959
What does your family expect of you?

See here is the trick to this my friends:
Even If you are doing whatever you are doing, you must be aware of and accept the fact that you can turn back at any time.

You owe nothing to anyone! You are just matter colliding with matter.

As soon as you accept this, only then can you truly live your life to the max potential and do what you want/need to do.

Everyday is precious ANON

[Anonymous No.7502976]

do people still archive threads
because if so, i'd say we should archive this thread

inb4 ironic shitposting making fun of me for finding this thread ebic xDD

[the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7502979]

>>7502976

fuuka warosu archives everything

[Anonymous No.7502988]

>>7502941
But it seems you still fit seemlessly well in soceity, even if it's by deception to a psychotic degree. I am happy to see that you do not live the opposite end of the spectrum, which is ostracization and insanity. I wish you well.

[Anonymous No.7502989]

>>7502979
oh really
cool

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7502987]

>>7502972
No autism at all

Trust me meet me in real life and you'd be surprised

It's all acting
It's all a game

There's a reason the daddy issues creep up after the first couple fucks

[Anonymous No.7503002]

>>7502973
A specific career. To have kids/family.

I just want to experiment with life and the path I'm headed down won't allow for that.

[Anonymous No.7503009]

>>7502655
Natalie Portman i dont think you know me but i feel like i know you or at least i know who i think you are that's for certain
making this post i feel like a bird outside a window who's been watching a person inside finally giving a chirp, a song, a tune after watching the person for so long, and the bird comes into existence just then because the person notices it and isn't that what existence is being noticed
haha look at me I'm trying to go off on tangents and everything, imitate the writing style of yours (or what i think you are) I've come to love so much
i just feel the need to let you know that I'm here and that every time i come to this website i try and find your posts because they make me feel alive and happy and insignificant and blissful and TRUE
just KNOW that you made someone else in the world FEEL something, "Natalie Portman" you've truly made me FEEL something and i don't know what you think but to me that is a very beautiful thing and i think it's the only thing that really matters, that is making other people feel things whatever those feelings are
so hello

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503010]

>>7502988
Oh you bet your fucking ass it's deception

All it takes is awareness

Because of that I know how to manipulate people's perception of me

I'm an actress!!!!!!!

We all are to some degree.

All that matters
Is that I Do have love in my heart

I love you too ANON.

Lets keep playing this game until we win :)

[Anonymous No.7503016]

i'm out of cigarettes

my dad smokes

i don't know where his open pack is

but his carton is a few feet away from me and i could totally take a pack if i wanted to

but there are like two packs left and if he finishes his current pack soon, then he might notice that i took one

i could totally drive a few minutes away to 7/11 and buy myself a pack but i'm a few beers in and i don't know if it'd be worth it

it's 2:47 and i need to wake up at a decent time tomorrow to go to the mall and return christmas gifts

i don't think my dad would confront me if he suspected someone took one of his packs of cigarettes

oh god i'm seriously considering it

someone please help me out

[Anonymous No.7503020]

>>7503016
hi anon
take it
youre the only person who matters.

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503021]

>>7503009
Oh my lord I love you so much ANON
I care about you even though I don't know a single atom of what you really are

If I ever met you and realized who you are just know that I would have nothing but love respect and dedication for you

[the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7503027]

i know more about jimmy hoffa's burial site than i do natalie portman

[natalie shortman !!eDSCQbF0Bb1 No.7503025]

>>7503020
>>7503009
hi here I am I've decided to make a trip so I can be like my friend Natalie Portman
see it even sounds like Natalie Portman if you pretend to say it out loud

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503031]

>>7503025
Aww that's so cute :)

We all need to love natalie

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503034]

>>7503009
ANON I saved this post because no post has ever made me feel as real as this one

This is connection!
All that matters is the two of us.
I wish I could hold you.

[Anonymous No.7503038]

>>7503020
>youre the only person who matters.
i don't know what to say to that
i can't argue against that
i am the only thing that matters

funny how to you, i just seem like a really narcissistic automaton
but for me you're just a tool for my own sself potentiation

ok i'm pretending to be more drunk than i am, and i am nowhere near natalie's level

i just kind of don't care about the quality of /fa/ at hours like these

[Anonymous No.7503043]

>>7503034
>>7503021
>>7503009

" the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk."

[natalie shortman !!eDSCQbF0Bb1 No.7503044]

>>7503021
Natalie Portman thank you very much
maybe if I see what you write again and then I write back you will remember what you think I am and I'll see how what I think you are has changed
but right now Natalie I'm going to drift off to what it was like before I was born and before I came into being
sleep is such a strange thing Natalie Portman dont you think
well you dont have to answer that because I won't check this thread once I awake hahaha so it won't even matter to me
but you could say something back if you want and maybe someone else would read it
Natalie Portman I wish you only the best of things whatever the things are and I love you

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503048]

>>7503043
Beautiful

Exactly how I feel

Who wrote that?

[Anonymous No.7503051]

>>7503034
Ur fat. Fatter than Sieg. You animal.

[natalie shortman !!eDSCQbF0Bb1 No.7503056]

>>7503038
the way I see it im the most important thing
my experience of life is the only thing that matters if that makes sense because what does it matter to me what kind of experience Natalie Portman is going through
besides things like guilt or empathy her experience has no effect on mine so friend I believe you should take your father's cigarette and smoke it because you want it and that is the only justification anyone should ever need

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503059]

>>7503044
No
No matter what I will always have you

That is the thin about me
I just do not care about all that, just you
Just what is what in front of me

Like I will give my life because I cherish you

And I don't meant to come off as edgy or whatever you want to call it

I just think the fact that life is so precious
To all the people you will ever love
To all the things you will ever achieve

I toast to you ANON
I will drink another glass of wine and I will chase more beautiful women because that's what life is

Remember me ANON I will remember you

[Anonymous No.7503060]

i love you /fa/

[Anonymous No.7503061]

>>7503048
Not sure who. I ran into it while browsing the "dictionary of obscure sorrows"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzUfjkdPq4

[Anonymous No.7503064]

>>7503056
i can;'t belive i'm stealing from my father because a stranger on the internet told me to

[Anonymous No.7503062]

>>7500392
She is so beautiful

[Anonymous No.7503065]

>>7503038
you are being very serious are you not
and i believe you i truely do

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503067]

>>7503056
Exactly

When you realize you are the most important thing in the universe, only then can you ever hold anyone as more than that

Can you fight for the girl of your dreams?
Are u willing to fight for all the riches on the world

I am listening to honeymoon avenue by Ariana grande nice song

Never have pity on yourself
That is selfish!
Selfishness I have no time for that

For selfishness, weakness
No time for that!

[natalie shortman !!eDSCQbF0Bb1 No.7503073]

>>7503059
Natalie I'm crying
I love you
you make me feel wanted and important and elated and just so free and flying and light and lush and throbbing and open and nostalgic and close and safe and expansive and massive and bright and damp and cozy all the same and I wish you could see right now Natalie I wish you could see
I will always remember you too Natalie please never forget how amazing you've made me feel Natalie I love you I love you I love you I love you such a phrase I use the same phrase for when I describe my "love" of thick socks but its a different love Natalie I love you so much more deeply and truly this is my last post tonight so please keep warm for me Natalie

[Anonymous No.7503071]

>>7503064
Life is funny, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.7503075]

>>7503067
are you really natalie or is this just some asshole who discovered natalie's trip

idk what natalie's trip is anyway and i don't care enough to check it myself

also, the man who wasn't there is really good

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503078]

>>7503061
Omg such a sad beautiful song

ANON what is the dictionary of sorrows?

That's song is making me feel what it's like to just keep fucking to keep Malik money and to keep creating

I just want to share all this with you
It's times like this I lovey fellow man

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503083]

>>7503073
You always have me

Even after many years have gone by and many events have hit you in life I will be here

If this board is still here i will alway be here

I will always have an unconditional love and respect for you

My heart and soul for you

[Anonymous No.7503084]

Where is there an archive of this to keep forever and print out and post on the ceiling

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503088]

>>7503075
I have no trip I always just type gibberish after the hash tag

No one can impersonate me ANON

This is us

[Anonymous No.7503089]

>>7503071
where do i stop after i steal my dad's cigarettes and i smoke like two and a half and i feel unaccomplished and come back in

[the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7503090]

>>7503084

fuuka warosu

[Anonymous No.7503093]

>>7502446
what

[Anonymous No.7503094]

>>7503078
I'm not sure how to describe it. Perhaps reading through it will give you a better Idea.

http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/

I'm glad you like the song.

[Anonymous No.7503096]

>>7503090
thank you very much I see you already made a post similar earlier in the thread but I don't know why I needed extra validation thank you friend ill see you on the other side

[the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7503101]

>>7503096

agreed

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503109]

>>7503093
That right there is the most information I have ever given about myself on this website

That is my dream
To make beautiful clothes

Not for money
Not for self validation
Not for reputation

I just have to do it
For my love of people and for my love of women
I have to dress them in beautiful clothes
It is in my genetic code
I am naked when I say this
I have no shame and no ulterior motive
It is my being And drive to do this
I love you all

[Anonymous No.7503118]

>>7503109
and are you taking any steps towards that desire?

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503120]

>>7503094
Let me tell you something ANON

One day you will hear that song in a setting
At least I hope you will

And It will be by my doing

Nothing right now is as special to me as this moment

Tomorrow I will wake up, go to work, fuck my girl, get high etc etc
TOMORROW I will PRETEND
And it is all in the hope that one day I will feel real

I cannot be any more honest

I just want to feel something real

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503128]

>>7503118
Oh don't tell me that
It makes me feel so insecure

And trust me nothing ever honestly makes me feel insecure....

All i do is draw all all day...

I have to start milking the street wear market and establishing myself

I need the blood lord!!!!!!'n

I am so sorry ANON
I am so sorry I am not working hard enough

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503142]

>>7503118
I am so sorry ANON
I would give it all up....
All my vanity and all my love and I would even give up my girl if i could just have to power to spread my vision to everyone

I am so sorry to you all
I am so fuming sorry if I fail to this
I wish I could cry but I can't find it in myself anymore

I'm listening to that merry Christmas Lawrence song on repeat and I just wish I could just end it all tonight

But I won't I have to keep trying
If I fail or if I succeed all I know is that I will have lived

And I will have a story
It will be filled with the people I have touched and the places I have been
We all have one

Even if its just for a second on this image board....

I am so sorry everyone
And I am so thankful for you

I have never felt this vulnerable before
I am so fucking sorry

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503160]

>>7503142
I am so fucking sorry Kayla
I am so fucking sorry
I am just going to keep making love to you because honestly you are all that I have now
I have never met anyone like you and I am aware that at any moment life can take you from me and because of this I am afraid of being close

Oh my god that's exactly why I can't get close to anyone
It's because I'm so scared of you being ripped from me

But I don't care
I will never give you my heart
I will it give you over me

You are just pussy you are just pussy you are just pussy

Someone better will come along...
And I have to keep telling myself this or else I will lose the game...

I am so sorry that you ever came in contact with me

I am so fucking sorry you ever met me

[Anonymous No.7503157]

stop bumping this thread
every single time i see cara i get sad because mai waifu doesnt know i exist

[Anonymous No.7503166]

>>7503128
honestly, are you sincerely receptive in person or easily disgusted and irritable.

[Anonymous No.7503171]

[Anonymous No.7503173]

>>7503160
what the HECK

[Anonymous No.7503174]

>>7503157
this
srs
My heart sinks
a minute ago I was just imagining that we were best friends and pictured all my friends being jelly as fuck

Instead I'm just a loser who browses 4chan

[Anonymous No.7503182]

>>7503142

Don't beat yourself up. As long as you take one more step towards your dreams everyday you are here on this earth what more could you ask for. The worst sin is to waste time. And me admitting that makes me hurt because I know I have sinned beyond forgiveness in that regard.

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503181]

I will treat you like a goddess
It is in my nature to make you feel like theist exquisite and beautiful thing on the planet

I know to you it may just be vanity but to me it is so much more

This is the most I could ever do for anyone and what makes it special is that I chose YOU

You

I could have Anyone else but I choose you

I have to play dumb because its the best way to be defensive

My mind has to be at zero

Nirvana

And the first card of the arcana: number zero, the FOOL

The fool is ignorant to everything, it is all new to him

And because of this the world is his

I will never
Let life bring me down

I am so sorry

The chugging parts of the end part of this track just make me want to apologize

It just makes me feel so much pity

Tomorrow Kayla I am goin to love you like you are the last thing on the planet

I so sorry for how this will end
I am so sorry for the person who will come and replace you

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503186]

>>7503171
I love you so much ANON

[Anonymous No.7503185]

Hey Natalie where do you live
I'd be your friend IRL and we could cry about our feelings and cuddle
No homo

Even though if you told me you lived in the house next to me, i know I'd still do nothing

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503193]

>>7503166
No

That's the point

In my life I don't have the time and privilege to be so sensitive

I have to be the pillar for everyone
I have to be a source of strength

It's times like this were I am able to be me
It's the late times where I am able to find some space

This is exactly the time when I first met poet
Where I first saw the pictures of space colonies he posted

And then everyone drove him away...

[Anonymous No.7503202]

>>7503193
God fucking dammit I am honestly so sad and pissed about what we did to poet

Fuck the anti-intellectualist faggots on this board

Its not like poet tried to be complicated and intellectual

Its just that when he went off topic like anyone else, he took time to properly type out his responses and he got a lot of attention

RIP

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503204]

>>7503182
I am a sinner in that as well
But this moment means a lot to me ANON
Honestly even though I have been drinking a lot this means a lot to me

One day it will all be mine
I wish your life blooms
I really do

I just want paradise for someone
I would give my life if someone could reach paradise......

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503207]

>>7503185
Come to Cali

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503214]

>>7503202
It was his style

But most people won't give that much attention

It taught me a lot

That why I'm blunt now
That's why I tell you all to get to the point

No one gives a fuck about you
So get straight to the fucking point before they lose interest

And it's sad but its the truth

Their is just no room for poets anymore
We all have to be salesmen

[Anonymous No.7503219]

>>7503207
>>7503142
then what's stopping you from throwing everything away to take those steps

[Anonymous No.7503224]

>>7503214
you have to sell your poems.

[Anonymous No.7503229]

>>7503202
I like to think he's out there still. Lurking occasionally. Maybe one day he'll come back.

Or maybe he has moved on and has nothing left to come back to here.

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503231]

>>7503214
I wish I could get everyone from this board in a room and parade you around

You are so precious to me

[Anonymous No.7503234]

>>7503109
cool story bro

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503236]

>>7503219
I am such a piece of shit ANON

I am such a fucking piece of shit
I have to walk my talk

[Anonymous No.7503238]

>>7503231
you also sound heartbroken, get betta playa , remeber love should never be love hate relationship, thats bad intoxicating and addicting get over it pussy

[the cosmicbutt experiment !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7503242]

>>7503229

i feel like poet is a very special person - almost as if it's inevitable that he's going to be doing extremely important things, things that'll get broadcast worldwide. and it all started on an imageboard. he has said that he's always had an attraction to this board, after all.

it's super romantic and kinda silly but yeah :^)

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503248]

>>7503238
No I just really have no space for attachment burns wish I did

I wish I could meet someone who I could love but my nature goes against it

[Natalie Portman !2p5Bv9c7Pw No.7503267]

>>7503248
Okay goodnight /fa/
I'm all spent

Tomorrow I will wake up being me again, but just know that for this brief moment you had me at my best

Tomorrow I am going to love just for you

Goodnight and a good life to you all
Nothing but love for you

[Anonymous No.7503273]

>>7503248
we all deserve to love and be loved, but ironically between humans love is highly conditional my freind...

[Anonymous No.7503280]

>>7503267
Sleep well. I wish you all the luck and good fortune in the world.

[Anonymous No.7503279]

>>7503267
goodnight natalie

goodnight fa

[Anonymous No.7504061]

>>7500414
rekt

[Anonymous No.7504064]

>>7500450
shes 5'10 you stupid fucking 5'5 faggot

[Anonymous No.7504269]

>>7500414

[Anonymous No.7505427]

>>7502446
are you the loveshy guy as well?

[Anonymous No.7505453]

>>7503009
nat please

[Anonymous No.7505520]

> That feel when you realize Delevingne is younger than you :(...

[Anonymous No.7505519]

ITT: fuckin' queer poetry writtin' niggas

[Anonymous No.7505521]

guys is natalie ok

[Mango !!qT11xYTVwQG No.7505535]

Cara's great but seriously her weak chin is gross sometimes.

[Anonymous No.7505589]

>tfw dewlap

[Anonymous No.7505598]

>>7505589
>runway model

lol i never really saw her walk until i watched the victorias secret fashion show. shes so fucking tiny in comparison and her walk really is atrocious.

[Anonymous No.7505597]

>>7505589
come at me bro

[Anonymous No.7505645]

she looks alright sometimes and then hideous the rest of the time

[Anonymous No.7505899]

>>7505645
This. Photoshop makeup magic? She looks legit stunning in some of the sex shots.

[Anonymous No.7505919]

cara is a qt3.14

[Anonymous No.7505928]

>>7503267
I really want to eat Portman's jew clam.

[Anonymous No.7505936]

>>7505589
cute butt tho

[Anonymous No.7507080]

>>7502679
u wot m8

[Anonymous No.7507114]

>you will never pound her hairy snatch

[Anonymous No.7507137]

>>7507114
WHY YOU DOING THIS TO ME

[Anonymous No.7507160]

>>7507114
>implying that autist hit it

[Anonymous No.7507168]

>>7507160
I bet he drank ice cream out her ass

[Daniel de Nîmes No.7507174]

>>7505936
It's cute now but it'll be skinyflab by 30.

I think Cara enjoys life too much to stay good looking for much longer

[Anonymous No.7507186]

>>7507181
tripfags fuck off, you derailed this thread enough already

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7507181]

>>7502446
hello qt

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7507206]

>>7507186
shut your ape mouth friend

[Anonymous No.7507207]

>>7502637
>>7502612
>>7502600
>>7502548
>>7502490
>>7502462
>>7502446
>>7502434
>>7502422
Natalie are u drunk again

[Anonymous No.7507214]

>>7507206
aren't you some anorexic girl from /cgl/????

[Anonymous No.7507221]

>>7507206
>you will never rub your penis up against a fully clothed natalie portman until climax.

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7507230]

>>7507214
No I'm an anorexic guy from /tv/

[Anonymous No.7507228]

>>7507207
I'm pretty sure nat has a substance abuse problem

[Anonymous No.7507237]

>>7507221
whats stopping you?

[Anonymous No.7507236]

>>7507080
It was linked to on /b/ in like 2006

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7507249]

>>7507221
lewd as FUCK

[Daniel de Nîmes No.7507284]

>>7507206
Her dog is adorable.

10/10 would chat at dog park with while our dogs play in the dirt

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7507296]

>>7507284
i dont think thats her real dog, her real dog is called whiz and is super cute

[Anonymous No.7507356]

>>7507237
logistics
>>7507249
:)

[Anonymous No.7507354]

>>7502679
lol wut

[Anonymous No.7507359]

>>7500414
#shotsfired

[Anonymous No.7507374]

>>7500512
>the designers' authority
there u go buddy. smarter brains than ur own are making these decisions...

[Anonymous No.7507388]

>>7500501
ur opinion wrong, tho

[Anonymous No.7507400]

>>7501053
>the point
ur head

[Anonymous No.7507414]

misc is literally 50% /fit/ 50% /b/ people i.e. absolute fucktards

[Anonymous No.7507416]

>>7502952
5 star post, my nigga!

[Anonymous No.7507428]

>>7502411
shes a fukkin goof, tho. wut u gonna sue her for her personality bein different from urs? ppl like her; she pretty; an she moddle.. its done. thats it... not really much more 2say...

[Anonymous No.7507524]

>>7502422
>>7502434
>>7502446
>>7502462
>>7502490
>>7502548
>>7502600
>>7502612
>>7502637
>And because the world owes me nothing I can take everything
>>7502655
An existential dread

this is good
it has me nervous to say something to an absolutely anonymous stranger even though i've done or felt horrible things towards people i know and see my family is probably pretty disappointed i didn't make it back, or even call for christumas, but i'm too busy idolizing people i don't even know

[Anonymous No.7507572]

what's all this existential bullshit in mai waifu's thread why aren't we talking about eating her butthole

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7507605]

itt: no one knows what existential means

[Anonymous No.7507634]

>>7507249
stop posting jews

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7507653]

>>7507634
jews are masterrace

[Anonymous No.7507820]

>>7507572
I want to eat her butthole while some other chick eat out her vag. Damn...

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7507867]

>>7507820
who are we talking about

[Anonymous No.7507928]

>>7500392
this is exactly why I hardly visit this board anymore
the perception of this board is... inept
it's sad and pathetic, how little people understand how things look through a lens and with the right lighting is so much different from how it looks in real life
and how staged items, staged photos, all might make clothes more appreciable in the photos taken of them, once you buy into it, you've failed
you fail to use the right silhouettes, the right textures, you're all just dressing like idiotic consumers, and sadly everybody knows it. you're just a bunch of advanced mall rats except you're not as sociable as real people who actually go to malls.

the obsession over this slack jawed circle faced chick is a perfect example of how much of a failure this board is, and probably every other online fashion forum. when you live in the real world, candid and unprepared, you look mentally ill in your fucking raf velcros and tights.

everybody here's obsessed with recreating a still image, lost touch with what they really look like in the sun, as they walk around, they're clueless

the waywt are just overflowing with hideous incongrous fits, synergy is shot, no colour blocking, no comprehension of texture and contrast and silhouette. just a bunch of dumb children buying italian shoes and tight pants.

[Anonymous No.7507935]

>>7501053
>I don't know why /fa/ is obsessed with her eyebrows.
>They look like giant hairy caterpillars.
I'm sorry, what don't you understand?

[Anonymous No.7507936]

what does caras ass taste like/

[Anonymous No.7507986]

>>7507867
cara

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7508025]

>>7507936
shit and mayo

[trunks !!SE08Bv/gZZR No.7508037]

>>7507936
cocaine

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.7508108]

>>7501065
men are more attractive than women naturally
no makeup etc

no homo

women just look tired grumpy all of the time

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7508127]

>>7508108
virgin

[Anonymous No.7508295]

>>7503267
>>7503267
Hope you'll see this in the morning.

https://vimeo.com/82924194

[Anonymous No.7508316]

>>7508127
No real wimmin actually look like that without makeup.

[Anonymous No.7508329]

>>7508316
Wait though, you don't know that he doesn't know that. He might just be pretending to be retarded.

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7508431]

>>7508316
You are retarded

[Anonymous No.7508501]

just made the thread better
you guys should think about it too, tripfags are fucking useless

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7508507]

>>7508501
faaaaggooooooot

[Anonymous No.7508546]

^does this faggot think I can read his post or what?

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7508551]

>>7508546

[Anonymous No.7508553]

>>7508501
Having distinct personalities around that one can recognize as a regular and single contributor in a mostly anonymous board is ideal.

On paper.

[Anonymous No.7508559]

>>7508507
shame about the jaw though

[Anonymous No.7508721]

>>7508316
yes they do

[Anonymous No.7509022]

>>7505919
>tfw all your tears have been used up
>tfw all on another love

[Motoko !!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.7511124]

discuss

[Anonymous No.7511135]

>>7505520
>tfw she's from 1992

Damn, I could realistically date her.

Cause, yeah, age was the only thing.

[Anonymous No.7511433]

>>7503061
>>7503064
these posts and all of natalies >>7503267 got me to get dressed ready to leave the house. i haven't gone out since i've got fired and i needed to put money in my bank to stop my overdraft charge building up but i've just been so paralyzed.
so thank you guys sincerely i'm gonna go sort that out and sit outside for a while smoking in the open

[Anonymous No.7512471]

>>7508295
Did anyone watch this?

[Anonymous No.7513143]

>>7508295
Bro its beautiful. I hope natalie sees this.

[Anonymous No.7513248]

>>7502635
bandido pls go