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guys have nicer asses than girls

>> No.7495102

>>/fit/

>> No.7495252
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7495252

>oh she can't carry you out when you're drunk?
>oh so you buy her clothes and gifts that you can't also use?
>oh she has princess complex and expects a ring and children?
>oh she doesn't want sex every time you want sex?
>oh she can't spot you when you work out?
>oh she's having her time of the month?
>oh she only wants to do threesomes for your birthday?
>what do you mean she doesn't like sucking your dick??
>lol you guys don't go dutch on meals?
>nah man I don't get the whole "its a chick thing"

>> No.7495275

lul

>> No.7495281

>>7495102
I like how people sugest /fit/ before /lgbt/

>> No.7495288

>>7495281
/lgbt/ is filled with fucking faggots

>> No.7495292

>>7495281
/fit/ appreciates the beauty of the male form. /lgbt/ is too busy obsessing over what pronoun or whatever to give themselves, no time for butts.

>> No.7495294

>>7495288
>/lgbt/ is filled with fucking faggots
and /fit/ is filled with virgin faggots.

>> No.7495297

>>7495292
>>7495288
gaygen is fucking pathetic lol

>> No.7495303

>>7495294
who are you calling a faggot you little queer
i will fuck you in the ass until you sing like a choirboy you fucking sissy

>> No.7495300

>>7495294
>implying /fit/ doesn't get more dick on a regular basis

/fit/ gets laid, waaaay more than /lgbt/

>> No.7495311

>>7495303
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A QUEER?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT QUEER EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING FAGGOT. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /FA/

>> No.7495317

>>7495281

>>>7493297

>> No.7495322

fit is a group of losers and bully victims who go to the gym and post lame little memes with bruce lee quotes on their facebooks, and sit on the internet discussing the intricacies of being an alpha male even though almost all of them are natural born bottom feeders

>> No.7495324

>>7495322
and /fa/ is so much better, right?

>> No.7495326

>>7495311
they're so cute when they're angry
5/10

>> No.7495332

>>7495322
the trolls on /fit/ are the only ones that lift

>> No.7495337

>>7495322
yeah but also they talk about how great their and other guys' asses are

>> No.7495346

>>7495300
i wouldn't know since ive never gone on /lgbt/
but it was a good joke regardless and i am very proud of myself for thinking it up and typing it.

it didn't take much effort either. i just sat down, read the initial post and thought, "hmm i know there is a joke here, somewhere" and that's when it hit me: i'll play with the word "fucking" and so that's how i came up with the joke about virgins.

>> No.7495347

>>7495326
autism/10

>> No.7495355

>>7495346
hahahaha what

>> No.7495359
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7495359

>>7495337
Obligatory /fit/ squatbutt pic.

>> No.7495372

>>7495346
thank you based tripfag

>> No.7495385

>>7495355
basically, the joke revolves around the word "fuck"'s multiple meanings.

the person who initially said "fucking faggots" meant for it to mean "awful faggots" or something similar.
However, I happen to know that "fucking" can also mean other things, like having sex.

so i considered "fucking faggots" to mean "faggots making love"

then i said the other side, which would be faggots NOT making love AKA virgins.
it is quite funny when you think about it.

>> No.7495386

fit users wear shirts that say no pain no gain

>> No.7495396

>>7495385
i found a third meaning

everyone on /fit/ is like telly from Kids and like to fuck virgins

amirite

>> No.7495402

>>7495359
hnnnng stop ur making me a gay

>> No.7495422

>>7495402
It's okay, there's no gays on /fit/, because they say "no homo". Your heterosexuality is safe.

>> No.7495431

>>7495422
I really want to munch the butts of every guy in that picture
n-no homo

>> No.7495438
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7495438

>>7495431
I'm sure I have some more in here.

On Christmas Eve there was a butt thread in which "no homo" was suspended for the holiday. It was straight gay. /fit/ claimed many a hetero that night.

>> No.7495440

>>7495359
...damn nigga

>> No.7495442
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7495442

>>7495322
nobody who lifts browses /fit/

this is a fact

/fit/ is full of neckbeards who do cardio trying to lose weight

>> No.7495445

>>7495438
brb going to /fit/

>> No.7495447
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7495447

>>7495438

>> No.7495461
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7495461

>>7495442
>nobody who lifts browses /fit/
>this is a fact
True about the majority, not true about all.

I've got a pic of our current tripfags here, somewhere, most of them lift. I'll see if I can find it.

>> No.7495459

aren't we as /fa/ggots entitled to a /fit/izen? can I just go in there and claim one? like "i want THIS one"

>> No.7495470

>>7495459
Absolutely. Some of them might put up a fight, though. Also they do legitimately dress like shite.

>> No.7495494

>>7495461
>merry xmas /cg/
>/fa/

but we're better damnit! i'll clothesline a /cg/ bitch for some oatz-fed man meat.

>> No.7495501

>>7495461
/cgl/ before /fa/?

fucking disgusting

>> No.7495507
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7495507

>>7495461
>current tripfags
Can't find it on phone and /fit/ is responsive, sorry.

Here's the towel thread, tho.

>> No.7495513

>>7495501
It was sort of a failed troll, I think. Or maybe a weird attempt to prove heterosexuality to off-set the super-gay Xmas card. Not sure.

>> No.7495528

its true. its not fair.

>> No.7495535

>>7495513
to prove hetero sexuality all they would need to write is "no homo"

>> No.7495532
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7495532

Here they are.

>> No.7495551

>>7495535
Not even sure "no homo" would offset that card.

>>>7495014

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7495555

>>7495532
adie and natty graham

>> No.7495567

>>7495501
>>7495513
Cgl and fa before /hm/? Disgusting.

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7495574

>>7495567
Old meme. Still cute.

>> No.7495582
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7495582

>>7495507
>>7495532
this is some bullshit. this is injustice.
fuck i wish a nigga would.
i wish a liftbro would lumber in here, i'd love the shit out of a fit, beta guy.
i'd prep his oatz and buy him gyakusou and ride his dick and we'd be happy as shit.

>> No.7495596

>>7495582
Rule 34 is here, along with all the rest of the Board-tan pics: http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list/fa/

Or you could just lurk in /fit/'s CBT thread, which is what I do.

>> No.7495601

>>7495596
cock and ball torture?

>> No.7495616
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7495616

>>7495582
>iktfb
All I want is a qt muscle bf, that I can love and cuddle with.

>> No.7495617

>>7495601
"Current Body Thread". But yes.

>>>>>>/fit/24261007

>> No.7495635

>>7495532
I got banned from /fit/ for requesting this picture, apparently. What the fuck, mods.

>> No.7495648

>>7495359
I'm going to fucking kill myself.

>> No.7495665

>>7495648
don't try to resist /fit/ ass, anon
we are fated to be

>> No.7495668
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7495668

ive been told i have a godly ass by my fellow gays

>> No.7495677

>>7495668
why does your ass look like a face?

>> No.7495688
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7495688

>>7495668
fucker. rocking skelebutt ici.
>but muh size 26 jeans

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7495706

>>7495688
nah the ass is fat, was gonna be a porn model
i feel like my mouth looked weird in the above picture so i had to take another selfie to even it out

>> No.7495713

>>7495359
what am i looking at

>> No.7495717

i hope yall no i didnt make this thread

>> No.7495725

>>7495706
Why didn't you take a selfie of your butt? This thread is about butts.

>> No.7495730

>>7495725
well because im not concerned about how my ass looks, it's god damn amazing.

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7495740

>>7495706
I feel u. tbh I'm not feelin ur face but I go for them aerodynamic angular facial features feel me? but lots of guys dig babbyface so n biggies.

>> No.7495741

>>7495668
stop posting ur face we get it you looke 14