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lol i still laugh at this

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>> No.7493885

>>7493813
>geostocking
oh fuck
my geosides

>> No.7493939

>>7493874
> Tfw when u own that wanker by pointing out that you wear MMM and SLP and that ur shirt alone costs more than his entire disgusting suit.

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>> No.7494180

>>7494169
holy shit

>> No.7494187

>>7494180
i know right

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>>7494169
This pic gives to much information
it yust relates to hard.

the clothes on the floor, the text of a girl.

sitting there thinking bout life

2Spooky4me man

>> No.7494216

>>7494194
>fuck you denim dan i hate you so much!

i fucking rolled off my bed

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GOAT

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browsing MFA, came upon this

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>>7494244

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>>7494244
>>7494251

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brings the lame

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>> No.7494303

>>7494279
I can't tell who this is supposed to be making fun of

>> No.7494547

>>7494223
i literally i am dying wow hahaha

>> No.7494556

>>7493882
wtf? what episode of regular show is this

>> No.7494565

>>7494303
I can never understand what is going on in these knockoff pedobear comics

I hate how 9gag/reddit take jokes from 4chan and make them totally uncool (they weren't even that cool to begin with)

>> No.7494588

>>7494565
i have a feeling you're underage and a huge newfag
those are spurdo sparde comics
gb2school

>> No.7494594

>>7494588
I'm 22 and have had a 4chan account since 2009 friendo

I'm sorry I don't find your comics very funny

>> No.7494608

>>7494594
lol ok i'm moot and i created 4chan

>> No.7494611

>>7494594
sorry for ur loss

>> No.7494614

>>7494608
it's that hard to believe someone has wasted that much time on this site? I'm sure there are loads of other people my age who have been here for that long

>>7494611
i'm sorry for your life. i'm sorry that you are thirsty and get butthurt when females from /fa/ delete you from snapchat

i'm sorry your fits suck so much too.

>> No.7494623

>>7494614
when did I ever get but hurt from someone deleting me off snapchat lol
I think ur confusin me with Dave

Post a fit pls b

>> No.7494628

>>7494623
you got butthurt when mint deleted you I saw that the other day

and I posted a fit in the waywt. Don't worry b p soon I'll make a thread calling you out in a fit battle so you can leave this board

>> No.7494631

>>7494614
no like seriously i'm moot and i created 4chins

>> No.7494637

>>7494628
wtf, is /fa/ filled with insecure teenagers now?

oh wait

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>>7494628
I dot recall ever getting but hurt lmao

show me which one it is so I can know it's u

if u care that much why don't u just filter me noob

>> No.7494646

>>7494637
kek

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>> No.7494659

>>7494628
>being this mean to one of the friendliest and consistent people here
dont be like that bruh, lovely is a lovely guy

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this is a dope ass interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQaPlyLNNXg
bringing the noise

>> No.7494694

>>7494665
>vivienne westwood talks eco friendly fashion
nty turny

>> No.7494704

>>7493813
That was the funniest fucking shit

>> No.7495098

>>7494169
Fucking feels dude

>> No.7495202 [DELETED] 

>>7493813
>>7494212
Anyone hit me up with a template?

>> No.7495235

>>7495202
its 3 lines on a white backround

>> No.7496441

>>7494275
shit is like 2 sizes 2 small on him

>> No.7496453

>>7494628
autism

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>>7494628
>I'll make a thread calling you out in a fit battle
I'll make a thread
>calling you out in a fit battle
>so you can leave this board
>so you can leave this board
>so you can leave this board
>so you can leave this board

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kek'd from this one
taken from: http://tesselvte.tumblr.com

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>> No.7496530

>>7494169
>foam roll

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>> No.7496537

>>7494169
dang bro

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>>7496527

>> No.7496545

>>7496531
LOOOOL

>> No.7496552

>>7496535
>>7496539

bang onnnnn kek

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>>7494169

>> No.7496575

>>7496563
where is your Rick, loser ?

>> No.7496588

>>7496519
Sounds pretty likeable, actually.

>> No.7496608

>>7494608
I have been here since before /adv/ was created... I think that was 2009 or 2010. I didn't know what "Spurdo Sparde" was, I never understand them either.

Well actually technically I probably first posted on the site in 2008 or some shit considering I was still in high school at the time. But I didn't use it often as I didn't like any of the boards until /adv/ (I used to use /x/ instead of /b/)...

In fact, I've expired TWO year long 2chan bans.

>Tfw oldfag

>> No.7496625

>>7496563
>that wall paper

jesus the contrast is uncanny

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>>7496527

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>>7496539
excellent

>i h-have a 6 pack and nothing to d-do

laughing

>> No.7496713

>>7496508
hahahahahahahah fuckyes.jpg

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>> No.7496720

>>7493813
I really want some ambient Christmas songs.

>> No.7496830

>>7496515
lost it at 50 dowaa

>> No.7497131

>>7496608
once again sorry for ur loss

>> No.7497373

>filename

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>> No.7497394

>>7496529

My friend is just like this holy shit. He even wears white t shirts, jeans and black shoes.

He's not bald though.

>> No.7497406

well this stuff isn't very funny
i don't think we need a thread on the front page at all times

>> No.7497432

>>7496531
the best

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>>7496539
kek

>> No.7497484

>>7493939
>tfw u just reduced urself down to his level of wank

>> No.7497522

>>7497375
>tfw you have hideous chest gap and wide hips and this comic hit way too close to home

>> No.7497551

>>7496608
its ok not everybody gets dada :^)

>> No.7497621

>>7496535
>i may be 32 years old but i can still attend high school parties

these people exist

>> No.7497628

>>7496531
hahahahaha

btw how old is this guy?

>> No.7497656

>>7496535
thats me
dough

i feel old as shit compared to most of these kids running around

>you guys all wear acne
>you guys talk about some chick named cara and talk about dance music idk about
>snap-chat seriously wtf is snap chat even that shit is an old app apperantly
>whatsapp?
>i legit want to shoot half of you since you remind me of children

>> No.7497673

>>7497656
youre fat, poor ugly and unemplyed, you spend your days in front of a computer

>> No.7497675

>>7497656
>if i don't stop browsing /fa/, sooner or later i will become sieg

jesus christ how horrifying

>> No.7497692

>>7497673
i'm "working" right now
everything else is true though

>> No.7498701

>>7494169
fuck.

>> No.7498728

>>7493813
i fucking lost my shit when i read corduloy

>> No.7499708

>>7494169
how do you know what my room looks like

motherfucker i'll go right back to jail

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>>7494169
>tfw i dont know any of these feels

>> No.7499796

>>7499721
then you arent efay

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>>7494565
>thinking this comes from 9gag

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>>7494640
topkek

also
pic happened

>> No.7502387

>>7494565
kek

>> No.7502407

>>7496539
>my ear lobes are flapping uncontrollably

i died

>> No.7502408

>>7496608
>2008
>oldfag

you're fucking with me and i'm taking the bait

>> No.7502416

>>7494594

>4chan account

3/10

>> No.7502427

>>7496510
>down syndrome

I thought this comic was supposed to be about how mcdonalds workers are subhumans

>> No.7502436

>>7494594
bruh said "4chan account" lmao

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>>7494275

>> No.7502496

>>7496531

forgot

>it is what it is

>> No.7502519

>>7496531
i don't get why his eyes are so big

>> No.7502532

>>7494275

the fact that he has his back turned makes it even funnier

>> No.7502641

>>7497522
why does he have a chest gap and wide hips idgi

>> No.7503278

>>7493813
Anyone have the donnie darko one?

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>>7493939
>wear all rick with jacket, tee, tank, skirt pants, mohawk boots
>some guy in a&f asks me if i'm poor because my clothes look beat up
>don't say anything

>> No.7504246

>>7494169
>tfw you will never have hair like /fa/feels

>> No.7504287

>>7496588
oh how wrong you are

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>>7497656

>> No.7504321

>>7504300
qt

>> No.7504373

>>7493813
Ambient Christmas music, you say?
Well okay then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA4cWzy9V9k

>> No.7504380

>>7494271
>can't miss the bogos

>> No.7504532

>>7497656
I like you sieg, though.
you shouldn't leave /fa/

>> No.7504625

>>7497692
lol i've seen a pic that was supposedly you, uou look like a manboy and seem to dress like one, why do you even come on here?

>> No.7504833

>>7496526
Too son brah :'(

>> No.7504843

>>7504833
Lol, *soon.
Too soon, brah.

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I guess everyone forgot about desert core.

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>>7499796
>tfw room looks like that, but I don't have any fashionable clothes, because am 2metres tall and weigh barely 80kilos and it's impossible to find clothes anywhere for my build.

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>>7494169
>tfw get "busy all sumer"
How does one get out of that?
Just move on?

>> No.7505517

>>7493813
Link me some ambient Christmas songs?

>> No.7505529

>>7494223
Nah, GOAT is the one where the guy leans over his desk in class to check if the fuccboi in front of him is wearing dreamboxes.

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>>7505407

>> No.7505550

>>7505408
I know that feel.

Getting more /fit/ has helped. I'm 95kg now and clothes are getting easier to find.

>> No.7505563

>>7494271
>wonder how much hardtofathom will sell it for
gonna show him this lmfao

>> No.7505605

>>7505550
where did you get your clothes before?
I'm looking for online shops, but cannot find anything..

>> No.7505617

>>7505544
>tfw sninja never took off like goth ninja did

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>>7494212
>I hope trunks sees my post

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>>7494565
>knockoff pedobear comics

>> No.7506065

>>7494556
What is photoshop?

>> No.7506248

>>7502447
She brings the cankles.

>> No.7506322

>>7496531
>everything is there
>everything is there
RIP in peace sides.

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Came up on my facebook just now. I honestly just slapped myself repeatedly in disbelief

>actual OC

>> No.7506554

Soooo you guys are actually self aware about how over the top tryhard ridiculous you are? You are actually cognizant of the fact that the only people who care about what you wear are the miniscule minority of other self obsessed sexually confused unconfident forever alones that frequent boards like these?

>> No.7506623

>>7506554
> just put on my SLP jeans 10 minutes ago
> currently still in bed with 8/10 girl from last night's party

NiGgA sHuT tHE FucK uP aLrEaDy

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>>7506623

>> No.7506647

>>7506637
cool maymey frend XDDD

see this is why you can't interact with people in real life and project this hard on everyone else. take ur autism b2reddit bae.

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>>7506647
>thinks some over priced bullshit like this looks good and wouldn't make someone an absolute laughing stock.
> calls me autistic

>> No.7506722

>>7506704
nobody asked for ur stupid nerd opinion
log off

>> No.7506724

>>7506704
#brokeboi

>> No.7506755

>>7506722
Nerd? oh the irony.. Have you marketing victims ever looked in a mirror? You literally look like clowns.

>> No.7506794

>>7506704
LOL. Because I wear designer I am automatically goof? Yes, you're an autistic meme-spouting faggot who can't differentiate between styles.

Also confirmed for brokefag. Go back to shopping at Gap and fantasizing about buying JCrew to impress all the other plebs in your shitty flyover state.

>> No.7506800

>>7506755
I bet you own an android and use the word "sheeple" unironically.

Post a fit you fedoracore loser.

>> No.7506803

>>7506704

if you would wear it on the neck it could look pretty nice.

>> No.7506830

>>7506755
lmao nice try geek
i'm a 6'3 140lbs model
im genetically superior to u
i can wear whatever i want and i look better than u no matter what

>> No.7506837

>>7494665
>boxershorts
Couldn't watch any longer than this. All of my fucking what.

>> No.7506869

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_nVLj58Jo4

^___^

>> No.7506908

>>7496519
Holy shit. My welsh flatmates are this.

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Not really /fa/
But what the fuck is mfa doing?

>> No.7507022

>>7506929
hahahahahahahaha 10/10

>> No.7507216

>>7497375

who the fuck is this

>> No.7508412

>>7505407
>my drapes flow wild like a sea of sand

My sides are of another universe.

>> No.7508424

>>7494212
>vans sk8 hi
went from a 5-6/10 fit to a 1/10

>> No.7508438

>>7506065
Adobe Photoshop is a graphics editing program developed and published by Adobe Systems.

>> No.7508487

>>7506755
>>7506704
lmfao gtfb2reddit already
fukken turbonerd

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DkfGdNDvZp

>> No.7508497

>>7507216
Shayne Oliver the dude who does HBA

>> No.7508498

>>7506329
oh wow haha
>martins

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>>7507216
>Shayne Oliver
>>7497375

I'm dying ahahahhaa

>> No.7508788

>>7494212
tfw meme on /fa/

>> No.7508825

>>7494275
is that liam? he's looked better

>> No.7508895

>>7505489
what kind of dumb question is that?
she told you she isn't interested.

if she was, she'd make some time.
nobody is busy "all summer" unless they are in another country. even if that WAS the case, an interested girl would say something to show her interest. typically, she'd hit you up about some dumb bullshit.

>Just move on?
yea. no shit.
Waiting for a girl, when the signs are this clear, is pathetic on many levels, and also straight up stupid.

At least you GOT AN ANSWER. Even if it wasn't what you wanted, at least now you know.
Accept it and on to the next.

it happens to the best

>> No.7509145

>>7508895
>tfw still want to be friends with girl after it turns out she never wanted to be my gf
>I'm actually capable of moving on
>but she's putting no effort in, but keeps saying she still wants to be friends despite ignoring me since late september

The worst part is the lack of closure to the whole situation. If she'd tell em to fuck off, I'd be fine, but she keep saying she wants to be friends again. Guess I'll have to wait until the next semester starts to resolve things, though it'll probably end up staying the same as it is now. Talking in person she seems like she enjoys talking to me half the time then acts like a bitch the other half.

Seriously, fuck it, I don't care if I'm the only one in my family able to pass on the name, women are fucking crazy

>> No.7509167

>>7509145
wow you are r9k as fuck lmao

>> No.7509288 [DELETED] 

>>7509145
>The worst part is the lack of closure to the whole situation.
Guys always say this dumb shit, and it's pathetic.
DON'T go to girls for "closure," you won't get it.
You'll get a huge variety of excuses, but never the rarely ever the straight truth you are looking for.

DISCLAIMER: I am well aware people will now accuse me of saying all women are liars. That is NOT what I am saying, although ALL people are liars in some way.
What I am saying is that it makes a lot of sense for a girl to not want to completely burn bridges, especially when she is benefitting. There are a LOT of reasons, why this happens.

Anyway, the point is, when it comes to "needing closure" you are basically saying:
"i'm too goddamn stupid to put this puzzle together myself. please do it for me."

And that will never happen.

The point is only YOU can provide closure, by accepting the truth of the situation.
She isn't interested. Don't wait for her to tell you that...
Words mean next to NOTHING, so judge by actions.

>tl;dr: make your own closure. the only way you'll ever know is by accepting things as they ARE not how you perceive it.

btw, i typed a lot and i didn't need too.
I just felt like it.

>> No.7509296

>>7509145
>The worst part is the lack of closure to the whole situation.
Guys always say this dumb shit, and it's pathetic.
DON'T go to girls for "closure," you won't get it.
You'll get a huge variety of excuses, but rarely ever the straight truth you are looking for.

DISCLAIMER: I am well aware people will now accuse me of saying all women are liars. That is NOT what I am saying, although ALL people are liars in some way.
What I am saying is that it makes a lot of sense for a girl to not want to completely burn bridges, especially when she is benefitting. There are a LOT of reasons why this happens.

Anyway, the point is, when it comes to "needing closure" you are basically saying:
"i'm too goddamn stupid to put this puzzle together myself. please do it for me. if you don't i'll just sit here forever and wait."

And you'll sit...

The point is only YOU can provide closure, by accepting the truth of the situation.
She isn't interested. Don't wait for her to tell you that...
Words mean next to NOTHING, so judge by actions.

>tl;dr: make your own closure. the only way you'll ever know is by accepting things as they ARE not how you perceive it.

btw, i typed a lot and i didn't need to.
I just felt like it.

>> No.7509331

>>7509167
Y-you too

>>7509288
I already know what's going on, I just want her to either admit to it, or admit and apologize and maybe we can be friends.

And she's told me she's not interested, even though when we were talking for hours every day and going out every couple weeks I heard several of her friends say she likes me, as well as several of mine saying they think she does. Not sure what changed, because it was one moment we were going to homecoming together, the next she's ignoring me.

I know the situation, I just don't feel it should continue the way it is. I know I can just say fuck it and drop her entirely, but I really don't want to. Yes I still like her, but I can accept just being friends.

In case you couldn't tell I'm not the most socially adept, so w/e.

>> No.7509336

>>7509145
>note: the "hamster" ITT is a metaphor for "thought process" like a hamster running on a wheel.
This is pasta.

For humans, the ego is the most precious thing in the world. Its preservation is a thoroughly evolved defense mechanism against coming to terms with certain realities, having your paradigms shattered, and being forced to change as a result. Put another way, we tend to act first and justify later. No one is immune to it, but women have a special way of blocking harsh truths.

>The Female Hamster

The hamster spins and spins in his wheel, oblivious to his surroundings. Given some stimuli, he spins faster. He’s a very fit hamster. Much like this furry rodent, women spin rationalizations for their behaviors with increasing fervor directly proportional to the outlandishness of their actions. They’re masters at making excuses rather than admitting wrongdoing.

Cheating? The hamster says: my man wasn’t paying attention to me, I wasn’t feeling loved, I drank too much, I feel bad, it just happened. Never will you hear ‘I fucked up.’

Fat? The hamster says: I go to the gym sometimes, I try to eat healthy, he should love me for me, I’m ‘average’ body type, I’m too busy to work out, I still look hot and get plenty of attention. Never will you hear ‘I can’t say no to cake and I don’t care enough about myself.’

Giving you the runaround? The hamster says: I’m busy with school/work, I’m really tired, my best friend is going out of town and I have to see her, my grandma is sick. Never will you hear ‘I’m not really interested in you.’

If you’ve ever argued with a woman, you can relate to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f_oxZqD6wQ

>cont

>> No.7509338

>>7509336
Women follow emotion first, logic a distant second. Men refer to it as ‘chick logic’. It is for this reason that you should never, ever, heed a woman’s words. Observe her actions. If you find yourself in a ‘fight’ and you know you’re right, don’t bother explaining yourself. 9/10 times it won’t register.

There’s no hate here. The hamster is what it is. Women are women and this is how they navigate the world. Many delude themselves beyond the grave. Attempting to change their nature is an exercise in futility, and thus your time is better spent realizing how their brain is wired and adapting. Again: if you follow actions, you’ll see the true motivations. Words are but a smokescreen.

>The Male Hamster

Men also have a hamster, but it’s a little more subdued. We still justify our current predicament to compensate for some lack in our lives. The excuses we give are similar to that of women, but because we have a more logical wiring, moments of clarity and subsequent actions are more frequent. In other words, we tend to look for logical solutions to (sometimes illogical) problems. For this reason, our hamster spins slower.

Unfortunately he’s still a strong fucker, as evidenced by the overwhelming majority of white knights siding with poor behavior in hopes of pity sex. It takes a non trivial amount of practice and discipline to be on guard for your own hamsterizations.

>2/3

>> No.7509342

>>7509338
>The First Cousin: Plausible Deniability

A preemptive rationalization is better known as plausible deniability. One of the most common lines is a date nightcap of ‘let’s go back and watch a movie’, with impending sex as the real motivation. This use of power is more diffused between men and women and is the bread and butter of seduction. Most pickup ‘lines’ employed by both have a hint of deniability; few have the cojones to walk up and say ‘hey, I wanted to meet you. What’s your name?’

>‘Us Vs. Them’

Before the butthurt come screaming, this isn’t meant elevate one sex above the other. There’s no superiority because there’s no equality. And there’s no equality because we’re fundamentally different. Recognize the hamster when you see it and act accordingly. Sometimes making him spin can work to your advantage.

>> No.7509363

>>7509331
Your problem is you are talking about it.
Not ACTING on anything.

>Yes I still like her, but I can accept just being friends.
No, you can't.

That isn't what you are doing. You are doing the PATHETIC thing which is hoping that eventually your friendship will lead to something else.
That's lame as hell, and also wrong.
Also it won't work.

Who cares what her friends say, who cares what your friends say.
The whole world could say "bro she's DTF 2night. hit that slat, son!!"

but until you make a MOVE and try it, it doesn't matter.

Stop talking, start doing.
Stop waiting around and making friends.
Don't talk to a girl all the time.
Set up a date, don't speak till the date.

>> No.7509444

>>7504625
because a love of clothing is available to everyone, not just attractive tall people

not everyone can be beautiful, but everyone can be better than they are.

>> No.7509452

>>7497656
Sieg I see you post a lot but I never get much of a sense of what you actually wear. I saw you mention Loro Piana once, but that's all I remember.

I feel like I see you on this board way too much to not know, so can you fill me in? what kind of stuff do you wear?

>> No.7509453
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7509453

>>7494212
>tfw 5'11 midget, w2c good genes?

>> No.7509454

>>7509363
have you been taking adderall?

also do you think it's a good idea to send a dick pick to someone out of the blue when you know they want to fuck? Like I just kinda want to cut to the chase already you feel me?

>> No.7509463

>>7509444
trips speak true
I shed manly tears at this.

>> No.7509534

>>7496514
fucking lol is that costume listing real?

>> No.7509616

>>7509454
>do you think it's a good idea to send a dick pick to someone out of the blue when you know they want to fuck
This is a terrible idea

girls really aren't that visual man
will probably just make you look weird

>> No.7509628

>>7509145

>she's not purposefully ignoring you.
>she's busy talking to someone else.
>she isn't socially inept like you.
>she treated all of her guy friends that way.
>you're not used to it and thought you were speshul.
>you care way more than she does.

just cut her out of your life already.

there's your fucking truth and closure anon.
listen to dr. mario before you turn into an r9k rapistcore faggot.

>> No.7509629

>>7509616
this. dick pics tell someone you're fffucking creepy

they may want to fuck now, but they won't when they find out you're a nutjob

>> No.7509635

>>7509454
>have you been taking adderall?
no i havent for a week.
which is why im so pissed off.

and also eating like a retard.

>> No.7509645

>>7509635
>>7509454
forgot trip.

and about the dick pic.

don't do it.
never send pics, especially without getting some from her first.

and if you decide to send something, make it something SUGGESTIVE, not a straight up shot of your dick.

Example:
if you see a dino track you think "damn there must be a dino here. i bet it's cool"
but if you just saw a dino you'd have a heart attack and die.

>> No.7509726

>>7496531
YES! I've been trying to find this pic for days!

>> No.7509746

>>7509645
If I saw a dino I'd be so fucking happy

>> No.7511320

>>7496529

awesome

>> No.7513413

>>7496531
hahaha omg

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7513491

>>7509645
dr mario ur a superb trip, keep up the good work
that anti-dickpic analogy was good
no sarcasm x

>> No.7514797

>>7509645
dr mario you're growing on me. i really like what you bring to this board.

>> No.7515069

>>7514797
thanks my nigga, but this is exactly the stuff i always post and have posted for probably around 8 months now.

also i announced i was the best trip a long time ago.

i appreciate the support though.

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7515084

WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW YEARS CARD FOR THE OTHER BOARDS

CHEERS
O

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7515105

>>7515084
>1000x1000
nigga that's way too little, atleast double that.

>> No.7515134

>>7515069
just letting you know I kinda regret not sending that dick pic I honestly think I would've been better off. It's a bit too late for it now though I think at this point it'd be kinda weird

you're still cool though I guess

>> No.7515161

i fucking love this one

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>> No.7515230

>>7515134
i don't know the details, but if your chance of fucking her depended on her seeing a picture of a dick i have a feeling you read the situation wrong...

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>> No.7515266

>>7515230
dick pic wouldn't change anything in the grand scheme of things, it would have just acted as a catalyst. She more than likely still wants to fuck but that can't be arranged until like...2 weeks from now due to other things I'm up to

>> No.7515404

iconic pics from year that need to go on it:
- poet quits /fa/ pic
- timbers wonky face
- ricks reply to tinfoil CHEERS R
- trunks ether thread recently

>> No.7515413
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7515413

>>7515404
poet quit?

I stop going on /fa/ regularly and THIS happens?

Someone pls hold me

>> No.7515437

>>7494565
>knockoff pedobear comics
but really spurdo is a super 4chan humour style
or at least 4chan and related chans but still

>> No.7515441

>>7515404
what the fuck i was in the new years card thread when i posted this

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7515451

>>7496513
>tfw jesse rang the doorbell b4 I could knock
every time

>> No.7515530

>>7515404
>"stuff that needs to go on it"
>jokes only /fa/ will understand and will not be funny to anyone else
top-autism

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7515604

>>7515413
>QTP2T
>mfw
took me a minute but goddamn.

>> No.7517712

>>7505407
>tuskencore
Lost it

>> No.7517728

>>7515604
What does it mean?

>> No.7517742

>>7517728
cutie patootie

>> No.7519167

let's make a version of the navy's seals copypasta, but it needs to be fa.
I'll start.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my fit, fuccboi?

>> No.7520867

>>7497656
I look up to you sieg as a father figure I love you ;_; :'^(
Please come live with me & my mom and buy us stuff and pay off our mortgage n stuff.

>> No.7520876

>>7494565
the irony of it is that 4chins took it from krautchan and raped it much like leddit/ninefag does
p sure that you were making that joke but at the same time I'm not sure you're all gay after all

>> No.7520878

>>7519167
>look at that pleb
>he doesn't even have 300 confirmed kills

>> No.7520881

>>7515404
>- ricks reply to tinfoil CHEERS R
WOT

>>7519167
no more that shit's dead son

>> No.7522687

>>7494169
fuck this is too much for me. even the room layout is the same.

>> No.7522902

>>7509645
So true. People who just send dick pics straight up lack subtlety to the point at which it's very off-putting

>> No.7522910

>>7494169
What's the deal with the foam roll?

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>> No.7523536

>>7505550
obese faggots
>56 kg friendly skeleton

>> No.7523556

>>7522971
i dont get it

>> No.7523569

>>7522910
leftover from editing /fit/ version

>> No.7523633

>>7508496
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DkfGdNDvZp
b-but you pronounce everything wrong

>> No.7523660

>>7508496
kekłę