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how /fa/ is your crush?

>> No.7462264
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effay as fuck

>> No.7462268

>>7462260
He dresses dad-core

>> No.7462274
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7462274

Hnnnng

>> No.7462273
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>>7462260
daphne~

>> No.7462279

>>7462273
Got a thing for sloths?

>> No.7462286

>>7462279
yes

>> No.7462288

>>7462279

Yes. What of it?

>> No.7462327
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>tfw irl crush so powerful u can only think of her
>tfw she's not even that qt

>> No.7462331
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>>7462327
i can relate

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>> No.7462354

>>7462327
I know... I know.

>> No.7462366

>having a crush on a disgusting grills instead of having a boy crush
wow, /fa/ has sure gone downhill over the years

>> No.7462374

>>7462331
She's cute anon.

>> No.7462383

>>7462327
>tfw can't stop thinking about her
>tfw wondering what she's doing right now
>tfw thinking if she fucked anyone last night

>> No.7462391

>>7462366
if i had a crush it would be a womanly woman with a nice penis
is that ok with u??

>> No.7462404

She pretty /fa/, i think.

Does hella layering, always wrapped up in scarfs

>wears an IWC

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>> No.7462424

>>7462331
falling in love with a dyke? ouch

>> No.7462433

>>7462424
that's naive. short hair is not a synonymous of lesbian.

>> No.7462436

I find her clothes, face, body and behavior pleasing. I'm actually seriously considering starting a more serious relationship with her, instead of the usual date - fuck - dump routine.

Although she's quite young, 18

>> No.7462441

>>7462391
yes, now you're speaking my language.

>> No.7462455

>>7462433
>implying

>> No.7462482
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mirin?

>> No.7462502

She's cute somewhat /fa/ and I know she goes on that reddit female fashion board idk what that's like though I've never been there

>> No.7462520
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not really /fa/, more trendy, but at least i know she dresses herself. (unlike cara, freja, etc.)

>> No.7462550

not very but it's okay

/fa/ girls are always crazy

>> No.7462551

>>7462520
Cara and freja do dress themselves. Cara just dresses like hit thanks to being an attention whore and freja just has enough $$$ to look basic but good.

>> No.7462554

>>7462436
>fedorafantasies.txt

>> No.7462617
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I don't work with or have contact with any attractive women. Most of my crushes are otherwise unattainable.

>> No.7462670

>>7462436
*tips fedora*

>> No.7462690

>tfw your crush is hundreds of miles away and you'd probably never meet each other irl in the nearby future
H-hold me /fa/

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>> No.7462721

my real crush, is really /fa/, more more /fa/ than my actual gf,
sad crush before xmas

>> No.7462732

She wears whatever she wants, but goddamn can she rock it.

I absolutely love that about her. She takes what she wants does what she wants all with this air of confidence that is so sexy.

>> No.7462931
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Monochromatic outfits, everythings fits her perfectly.

For me, she's an infinite/10

Plus she's blonde with icy eyes, quite tall and her legs are thin.

She's perfect.

>tfw dated her (FIRST GIRL I EVER DATE in 18 years) in a restaurant, we were chill af, that was great
>was planning to date her another time, texted her a week ago to know if she was ok after some talking
>no answer

>yesterday morning
>she haven't answered yet
>see on plenbook "is in a relationship with" a fucking basic asian dude
H-hold me /fa/...

>> No.7462948

>>7462931
It's over m8 she won't be able to resist that massive azn wang.

>> No.7462955

>>7462383
that's me except that last one. she's in love with this guy that lives in another state. they don't see each other in person that often.

>> No.7462998

i saw a beautiful 5'9" japanese girl in October

her clothing was quite nice. tfw haven't seen her since

>> No.7463008
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>>7462383
I know them feels all too well bro.

>> No.7463047

kinda low level lame tumblrcore.

could b worse tho

>> No.7463067

>>7463047
sounds a lot like mine

she's not even that pretty but for some reason i find her incredibly attractive

she's rly qt when she wears glasses though

>> No.7463083
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7463083

sometimes she dresses pretty fashionable, like the female equivalent of this, but most of the time she just wears yoga pants and a tank top. I forgive her though.

>> No.7463087
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7463087

all 3 of my crushes have a similar feature(s)
strong jaw
big head
large cheeks/skin
and big thighs

all 3 are from different parts of the world lel

>> No.7463103

>>7462383
>tfw you're dating her and she cuts contact with you and you're pretty sure you see her in the street but its too late to do anything

>> No.7463130

she wears all black most of the time and is a little short but she's adorable.

>> No.7463139

>tfw never really pursued a relationship
>haven't fancied a girl in a while
>tfw now starting to like this girl
>tfw it feels like i'm a kid again and having your first crush
>tfw not sure if a good or bad thing

>> No.7463145

>>7462383
Fuck, I know these feels all too well.

>> No.7463157

>tfw no grill to crush on

>> No.7463225

>>7463067
same. she's a redhead tho.

and we're going out 2mrw and im very exciteddd

>> No.7463233
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7463233

She is not just /fa/, she is le /fa/.

>> No.7463239

>>7462383
>>7462955
>>7463008
>>7463103
>>7463145
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ltkyqfMjCg

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>>7462260
>tfw she's old and dead

>> No.7463402

Probably the most /fa/ in the entire school, god damn.
She's tiny but she would always rock the most gorgeous outfits. She was pretty good at layering and almost always show off her outrageously petite and elegant legs.
She was crazy though, but damn do I miss her.

>> No.7463472

Shes very short and petite, wear basic emo/tumblr/pleb shit, not very attractive face, she browse chan, shes fucking boring and bored...I dont know what the fuck im doing trying to get in her pants.

faness: 2.5/10

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>>7462998

>on holiday in Spain last year
>leaving a museum and pass by a rail-thin asian woman going into it
>She was almost as tall as me (I'm 6'0)
>Looked basically like pic related except dressed in basic chambray shirt + grey skinny jeans (it's fucking warm in Spain)
>tfw we made eye contact
>tfw she was probably creeped out because I'm a scary gaijin

>> No.7463573

>>7462260
>tfw her bf just dumped her
>tfw I was the first one she told
>tfw I consoled her

>> No.7463633

>>7463573
Takes your balls to ask her out then make her enjoy her life with you and live together forever

>>7462948
I hope he got a little dick.

Fuck. She's so cool, I don't want to be the witness of this relationship.

And I fucking hope she'll answer me.

;_;

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>>7463225
oh wow congrats man, i hope it goes well!

>> No.7463684

>>7463662
whats mrw?

>> No.7463698

>>7463573
Yeah you /console/ that ass

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>>7463662
thx man. i'm freaking out tho.
what should i wear?

>> No.7463715

i don't have a crush

feels kinda weird because I've always had a crush. But for about the last year-two years I've had no crushes.
I accidentally went cocoon mode and I want out.

>> No.7463740
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>Know crush for years
>she kinda has big teeth
>but her nose is perfect
>she has short hair
>she dresses really mediocre
>wears an N7 hoodie all the time
>really good friends with her
>told her i am into her
>OLd abusive bf used her for sex
>He said he only would have anal with her because he didnt want to get her pregnant
>visited her a few times when i go on leave to Portland
>milfag here
>Still really good friends
>slept in same bed and seen her naked a lot
>ass is fat
>told me she just isn't into me like that
>but she is into my inuit friend he
>is going behind his current gfs back and planning on dating her when he gets to portland from Alaska
>says he wants to marry her
>says he wants me to be a groomsman
>i think about her everyday
>i quit talking to her and him
>they think i am depressed
>I am depressed
>i want to get deployed again so i have an excuse to not to talk to them
>and so i can kill more sandniggers
>And maybe die so that she is sad about me dying

sorry i spilled gatorade on my keyboard and the keys kinda stick now

>> No.7463759

>>7463684
2mrw = tomorrow

>> No.7463774

I'm dating this chick. She's not very /fa/, but I still like her. I'm seeing her tomorrow, too, and she always comments on what I'm wearing and shit. I guess she's /fa/ at heart but doesn't have the money to fund it - she wears things from Primark and shit (really cheap shit).

>> No.7463804

>>7463774
gross, buy her nice things so you can go out in public and stuff

>> No.7463809

>>7462264
who is this?

>> No.7463819

>>7463804
>implying i have money either

>> No.7463837

>>7463740

they should make a ryan gosling movie out of your life

>> No.7463839
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7463839

Of course Bill, he's my man-crush

>> No.7463845

>>7463809
srs?

>> No.7463888

i dont even know my crush's name

she is the hostess at a nice restaurant downtown. i work for a salami company and often deliver to restaurants. so a few times a week i go to this restaurant with a small box full of salamis and walk past the hostess stand. we say hi to eachother but thats as far as it goes.

she never wears the same outfit twice, always looks really unique and well put together. looks like it takes hours for her just to get ready in the morning. a lot of make up (in a good way) that always matches her fits. often wears a cute little bowler cap. big eyes, lovely voice. my favorite part of my job is going to her restaurant and saying hello to her

i want to ask her out but feel a little ridiculous since she only knows me as the salami guy

>> No.7463895

>>7463888
>salami guy

i have a hard time taking this seriously.
how is this a real job?
what do you do being a salami guy?
do your firiends call you the salami guy?

>> No.7463923

>>7463888
Start making connection with her...some kino escalation and then make a move. Easy way would be to ask her if she wants your salami haha it seems stupid but you said it yourself: she knows you as the salami guy! Then if she laugh everythings good. but it means absolutely nothing ask her hows her day, her job blah blah and make her look forward for your next salami delivery ;)

let s know the result!

>> No.7463972

>>7463895
i work at a small salami maker and wholesaler in brookyln. we sell our salamis to different retail stores and restaurants in the nyc area. i work out of the salami plant and do all sorts of things like picking and packing salamis for shipping and i also drive the "salami van" around the city to deliver our product to different restaurants in the city. most places i use the back door straight into the kitchen, but i this place doesnt have a back door to the kitchen so i just go right through the front door and i get to smile and say hello to said cute hostess grill

>> No.7464015

>>7462260
dont have one

dont know any gfirls

>> No.7464033

>>7463923
she is too precious for me to make crude jokes about my salami dick. i need to be a little more suave

>> No.7464034

>>7462931
ooch

>> No.7464042

>>7463087
and a dick by the sounds of it

>> No.7464044

>>7463972
lmao im crying

>> No.7464117

>>7464033

just comment on her outfit anon.

>> No.7464209

>>7462998
jesus dude