/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.7443796]

Woman discussions thread

[trunks !!SE08Bv/gZZR No.7443798]

>>7443796
itt: /r9gay/ tries to make excuses for being too autistic to get a gf

[Anonymous No.7443800]

>>7443798
Actually, I just found this infograph from an archive. Decided to post it here,

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.7443805]

>>>/b/

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7443814]

Hot new girl I met
Puerto Rican and French mix
>Perfect ass
>pixie eyes
>cute nose
She's a bit insecure about it, but her nose suits her perfectly.

She is too fucking pretty for words, so beautiful. Well see where it goes.
Going to a Christmas party with her on the 25th and she was even my secret Santa ;)
(I got some dude, but then I decided to just switch them she even saw me do it)
I like making my own luck

For real though that ass is ridiculous. It's just so amazing.
Personality wise she seems so mentally healthy which is a plus to me.
She is a breath if fresh air compared to all the nervous wreck, insecure girls I have to deal with on the day to day.
Like seriously girls need to get some social skills!

So yeah

[Anonymous No.7443822]

[Anonymous No.7443823]

>>7443796
>>>/r9k/

or at least try to disguise it under the guise of "/fa/ feels"

[NineArmOctopus !!3SSyw2jF2Ya No.7443847]

WOW
OP sure is misogynistic here
>tfw heldhandlessvirgin
>tfw mom was only girl I've hugged
>all girls are sluts because they aren't sleeping with me
>tfw dick size 4 inches
>tfw grower not shower
>tfw get girls number from class, she never responds to my texts

OP, you autistic piece of shit
killself and reroll in the genetic lottery

[trunks !!SE08Bv/gZZR No.7443856]

>>7443822
rip
>>7443814
what u getting the bitch

[Rozwell No.7443865]

>>7443800
Only 50-year-old men chuckle at that

>>7443847
haha you're probably not even a shower haha

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7443870]

>>7443856
Man too be honest I don't know
I've only know her for like two weeks and she pulled the " lets see how we'll you know me" card
All I know is that I don't want to get her something disposable. It has to be something she can keep so that it will remind her of me and my huge dick (all NATural btw)

Haha so much for staying into character
Any ideas/suggestions from your experience

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.7443878]

>>7443870
tiffany's bracelet that is 2 sizes too small

"oh maybe if you loose some weight the bracelet might fit?"

[Anonymous No.7443882]

>oh shit guys the other THE OTHER
>such mystery wow much incomprehensible
>shit guys oh fuck what do i do about my ineffectual nature with respect to the other
>better make a support group thread on my favorite internet haunt

[NineArmOctopus !!3SSyw2jF2Ya No.7443886]

>>7443865
Someone here has a gif
Of me allegedly jerking off on cam
So...
You really wanna know?

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7443892]

>>7443878
Hahaha lol she has a great body sieg I wish you could see her,
Love girls like her that attract all the attention in the room
After her I don't know how I am going to go back to skinny girls

I love the way she freezes and looks down when walks past me
It's okay sweetie pie, I know natty does that to people B)

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7443894]

>>7443882
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.7443961]

>>7443894
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/levinas/

that's only the beginning though. 'the other' is basically an imaginary construct people create in their minds all the time to deal with things they--for whatever reason--don't want to understand. for example the al-qaeda terrorist is the example par-excellence of 'the other' in a contemporary geopolitical sense. during the cold war, the soviet/communist was 'other,' and during american colonization the 'noble savage' was 'the other.'

pic related
>take my wife--please!

source was "funnywebsite.com" for what it's worth

[Anonymous No.7443968]

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7443979]

>>7443961
Aw yeah, this is is some complex stuff

When you say " don't want to understand" you mean subconsciously right?

There may be a few things I apply this to

[Anonymous No.7443986]

>>7443796
What is this, amateur hour at the improv?

"And what's the deal with women? AMIRITE? And don't get me started on airline food!"

[Anonymous No.7443993]

I once dated this girl. She was pretty and all. When we had sex, I walked out because she didn't have a dick.

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7443998]

>>7443968
Hey can you not?

Haha seriously though, unless you're posting photoshopped porn pics and cum covered photos of natalie Portman you have a lot to live up to

[Anonymous No.7444003]

>>7443961
i be like "nah" at this academia vocab bruh

ivory tower done for i wear my geobaskets in the street like everyone else aint tryna hear about no narratives within a context of globalized commercialism

[Anonymous No.7444008]

>>7443979
generally yeah, subconsciously. most things happen subconsciously but if you read and learn enough you can become aware and even sometimes make an intervention.

sometimes consciously though

>dem sand niggers flew a plane into our buildigs because they hate our freedom, dat's wut! they's irrational bein's and can't be treated as such neither

to the 'special military tribunal' they go then, in bumblefuck cuba because who the fuck knows why castro lets that shit happen i mean does that not sound shady or what. christ.

the OP is just a common instance of making women into a similar 'other,' in which you locate some mysterious fundamentally incomprehensible essence.

[Anonymous No.7444007]

>>7443847
damn, you managed to make OP seem less pathetic in comparison to yourself

[Anonymous No.7444013]

"If you are tired of London, you are tired of life."

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7444015]

>>7444003
Yeah that's true

As based Daniel plainview once said " I believe in plainspeaking "

If you can't explain yourself fast and clearly you're fucked

And that definitely has to do with how you talk with women

I hate when people drag on with details!

[Anonymous No.7444021]

"A day has ended, buy London lives on."

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7444025]

>>7444008
I wouldn't apply that concept to women for myself personally though

I LOVE women I think they are so beautiful ( except fat women)

They enrich life so much

[Anonymous No.7444027]

"London is a city of strong tradition, but it is always changing."

[Anonymous No.7444034]

My dream for the longest time was to become fully apathetic to the financial void that is wimmin, not out of misogyny or whatever but out of edginess, I realized if I was gay I'd want the same but with guys, or if I was a grill.
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.7444038]

"London has never lost its vitality or variety, it seeks to inspire all who visits and all who visited."

[Anonymous No.7444048]

>>7444013
Correction:

"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life."

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7444050]

>>7444038
Stop fucking talking about London you loser

This is AMERICA

This is the country of freedom we are the reason you are posting on your computer right now and not being spied on by big brother

[Anonymous No.7444057]

>>7444050
Will you give me oral pleasure while I think of London?

[Anonymous No.7444063]

>>7444050
Don't you mean the reason everyone is being spied on by Big Brother?

[Anonymous No.7444064]

"You find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London."

[Anonymous No.7444070]

"The happiness of London is not to be conceived but by those who have been in it."

[Anonymous No.7444081]

"By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can shew."

[Anonymous No.7444089]

"It is not in the showy evolutions of buildings, but in the multiplicity of human habitations which are crowded together, that the wonderful immensity of London consists."

[Natural Portman !f83GkYQRZ. No.7444093]

>>7444089
Way to ruin the thread
All i wanted was to talk about Puerto Rican ass

[Anonymous No.7444099]

>>7444093
"A country gentleman should bring his lady to visit London as soon as he can, that they may have agreeable topicks for conversation when they are by themselves."

[Anonymous No.7444123]

>>7444093
i prefer the direction this thread is going

[Anonymous No.7444135]

>>7444089
oh look, poet finally did go into space

[Anonymous No.7444166]

source on these "justgirlthings" edited pics?