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Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:29:51 2013 No.7417989 [DELETED]

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how do I become cool like this guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:32:52 2013 No.7418003 >>7417989 be born alpha

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:33:51 2013 No.7418007 >Play soccer >Be good at it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:35:21 2013 No.7418015 do a photoshoot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:37:21 2013 No.7418026 Marry a vapid slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:40:51 2013 No.7418041 be really rich and attractive

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:41:21 2013 No.7418043 suck dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:42:22 2013 No.7418049 take over his body

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:50:51 2013 No.7418091 >be rich >be attractive >stg\ae photoshoot

>>	Daniel de Nimes Sat Dec 14 16:52:50 2013 No.7418103 Be attractive and athletic. Marry a superficial cunt and let her dress you up. Act like it's not emasculating at all when she lays out your clothes for you in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:54:20 2013 No.7418117 >>7418103 I think I could be alright with that. But I'm very pliable. My dream life is just being a dude in A Brave New World and trip mad soma all day.

Anonymous Sat Dec 14 22:03:40 2013 No.7419428

>>7417989
Is you gut wider than your shoulders? Are you shaped liek a pear? Do you wear glasses and stand under 5' 11"? Do you have any hair on your head? You see, I hope, this is going. And it's not going to end well for you OP. So give up, now on this and have another dough nut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 22:08:40 2013 No.7419451 Just get a motorcycle and a burger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 22:09:40 2013 No.7419458 File: 1.99 MB, 413x225, abaca.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7419428 >gut wider than shoulders what does that even mean nobody's gut looks like that from the front right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 22:18:10 2013 No.7419501 >>7418003 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 22:32:44 2013 No.7419571 >>7417989 Stupid question, but wtf is this?

Anonymous Sun Dec 15 00:12:15 2013 No.7419943

>>7419458
Wutz... obviously you don't get out much. Yes there are great number of American men whose guts are greater in circumference than the tip of one shoulder to the other. In fact so fat that the diameter from bellybutton to back is wider than shoulder to shoulder. I've measured these fuckers for tuxedos.

>>	Blueberry !kDGHoSy8DE Sun Dec 15 00:17:15 2013 No.7419967 File: 33 KB, 300x300, davidbeckham.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] be extremely handsome

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 00:29:45 2013 No.7420011 >>7418117 me too. That book is eutopic as fuck. I wish it didn't center around a bunch of 2deep moralistic faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 01:18:44 2013 No.7420221 >>7418117 gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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