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mindlessly going through some of his recent videos, easily the best youtube personality.

also, v. fashun

>> No.7400201
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7400201

so good, i can watch these basically forever

also, who's listening to the new burial rn

>> No.7400202

i watched his day in the life vid and felt sad

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okay but not the best one

>> No.7400206

i like his food reviews


>>7400201

what i thought it was gonna leak in a couple of days/weeks

>> No.7400210

>>7400201

>new burial

not sure if want

w2c

>> No.7400216

glad im up late otherwise I wouldn't see this masterpiece

>> No.7400211

>>7400203
ho ho

>> No.7400214

>>7400206
>>7400210
went up on what like an hour ago
you can probably find a link on /mu/
the second track is v silly

>> No.7400218
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>>7400202
!!!!!!!!!!
the one where he showed off his wardrobe?!
i'm constantly guessing how many times he's stood infront of a full bathtub holding a hair drier preping himself

just so melodramatic but it's hilarious, like he's always super pained looking and sounding but kind of just spits it all out in a pretty apathetic way. the dudes my hero.

i dont know if he's serious but man he's just 2cute

>eating suicide wings
'i've got my water here, my napkins here and my phone over here in case i need to make an emergency call'

>> No.7400222

>>7400218
did u know he posts on misc?

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>>7400218

>tfw hes gonna end up killing himself when his parents die and he noone else left

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>>7400222
what?

link

>> No.7400230

>>7400197
Who is this?

>> No.7400231

i love this dude
anyone else seen the video where he talks about school? it's heartwarming

>> No.7400232

>>7400222
he interacts with all the online communities that discover him, he's mentioned /fit/ and seems pretty unfazed by all the attention he's getting

cool guy

>> No.7400233

>>7400224

he still got that popcorn chicken tho

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>>7400224
what's that one fat as youtube guy who was famous for eating really bizarre, dangerous shit, got divorced because became too weird and went homeless for awhile ?
that'll be him (minus ever having a companion)
actually, i would hang w/ him.

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>>7400228
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=151172643&page=108&highlight=reviewbrah

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>>7400240
i would guess shoenice but i don't think he's ever been married

i think reportoftheweek will be fine though, he's just young

>> No.7400261

>>7400247
I'm pretty sure he has been married. I think i heard that he did the video of himself drinking the absolut vodka bottle the night she divorced him.

>> No.7400276

>>7400247
>>7400261
Yeah I whink Vice did a short doc on shoenice a while ago, see if you can find that

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7400275

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N7DiR8ltCo

>> No.7400295

>>7400247
damm he's one cray mf

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>>7400247
>shoenice
yeah thanks, daz him

as anons said, short doc on vice exposed the very weird sides.

>> No.7400327

turnleft are you drunk? why are you shitposting so much all of a sudden?

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>>7400327
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nqEa-mR3Ah0
on the constant

>> No.7400364

He looks like a fucking toad

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>>7400364

>> No.7400372

>>7400197
He looks like Lorde

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>>7400372
lol no

>> No.7400392

>>7400372
he's much better looking than lorde lmao

>> No.7400415

>>7400369
and ?

>> No.7400442

>>7400372
lol he fuckign does

>> No.7400445
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7400445

>you will never be a sharp looking alpha pizza professor who gets free food for doing A* quality reviews

JDIMSA

>> No.7402115

i think it's a great ironic idea to combine the "classy" look of suits and tuxes with reviewing cheap fastfood.
>i like it

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>I'm expecting a lot of good stuff outta this pizza

>> No.7402166

WouldDefendFromBulliesInHighSchool/10

>> No.7402190

That guy is way more confident than I was when I was his age.

>> No.7402201

he has actual autism before anyone trys to be mean to him

>> No.7402222

Is his accent /fa/? He sounds like he's from Bugsy Malone

>> No.7402366

>>7400445
>A* quality reviews

"this is good, this is also good, this is also done well"
Yeah, great reviews.

>> No.7402414

omg somebody just give him a fucking graphic tee. His outfits are so oppressive and sad.

>> No.7402416

>>7400275
>tfw his mom pretty much tells him that he's a loser when she comes home with some KFC

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>>7400364
Thou dost dismiss on mere looks?

>> No.7402417

>>7402366
People like people that like things.

Who would want to watch reviews from a pessimist?

>> No.7402419

>>7402412
10/10

post of the week

>> No.7402424

>>7402412

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yigc4z1gFA4

...glenn.....

>> No.7402435

why does he review these things

who's benefit is it for

why did i watch one

i just got more and more annoyed waiting for something to happen

>> No.7402455

>>7400197
Why does he review this cheap ass food?
His latest one for example, where he's like "oh, they used a different cut of meat" as if it means anything. It's fucking McDonalds. It's all processed shit anyway, it wouldn't make a difference what burger or cut of meat he reviewed

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>>7400197
Running on Empty?
Fuck yeah!

>> No.7402478

>>7400203
>>7400211
>>7400211
ho ho
shu shya hung mi nao
ho ho

>> No.7402484

http://www.youtube.com/user/alantutorial
Alan tutorial is definitely the best.
Watch from the beginning.

>> No.7402491

>>7402484
second this
>dat slow descent into madness
>dat blue chair

>> No.7402502

>>7402501
he clearly isnt joking

>> No.7402501

>>7402455
that's the joke

>> No.7402505

>>7402502
he isn't clearly joking

>> No.7402509
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>>7402484
What the fuck is going on in those videos?

>> No.7402535

>>7402502
I can't trust anyone anymore after the betrayal of trust that was horse_ebooks

>> No.7402552

How does he get his hair like that?

>> No.7402558

>>7402552
he explains it in his "my average day" video

>> No.7402566

>>7402201
no he doesn't, he'd beat the shit out of you

how hard do we have to suck his dick before he becomes a rego on /fa/?
i want to bully people w/ him

>> No.7402567

>>7402558
thanks

>> No.7402571

>>7402435
for the world's benefit anon V__V
also, he'll grow on you

>>7402455
shut the fuck up

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is he lorde cosplaying as a youtube autist?

>> No.7402603

>>7402585
wow ur autistic

>> No.7402612

>>7400379
even alexa chung h8 that ugly hoe

>> No.7402627

>drinking water with a straw

>> No.7402628

>>7402585
OMG

>> No.7402639

>>7402627
>doesn't pace himself when drinking water
the patrican life isn't for you

>> No.7402684

>>7402484
Is it the same guy from howtobasic?

>> No.7402731

>>7402484
why is he naked in the woods

>> No.7402737

>>7400203
DAD'S T-BIIIIRD

>> No.7402751

this is what i enjoy about it. his verbally and emotionally abusive parent/s buy cheap fastfood, basically whatever "new" thing that has come out, and give it to their son like it's the holy grail. they trick him like this for years until he kinda gets addicted to this food, because they used to be so nice about it and associate the junk with their love. he starts thinking about this more because of his love for his family, and decides to start a youtube channel and review the food when his parents bring it back. meanwhile he's relatively unconscious of this dysfunctional food/parent relationship. they don't like the youtube channel, yet they can't help but co-star in it as the background observer putting groceries away and interrupting their highschool age son. they're in the background of every video and he basically reviews the food to his mom every single time.

meanwhile, his speech is unsettling. his sentences are full of filler, "got a great flavor to it." to it? if you take out all of the filler, he's saying the basic positives of this cheap food, sort of trying to be mature about it, like fast food is something to keep up with in life, a real source of cultural togetherness, and something we have to learn to love. can you imagine serving this fuck a kale salad? his fedoracore suits point to an interest in an older generation. i'm afraid he's a libertarian.

genetically he's awful.

>> No.7402784

>>7402751
wow dude step back and check yourself, youre in too deep

he's also way prettier than you

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>>7402751

>> No.7402970

>>7402478
i took 4 years of cantonese ok? ho ho

>> No.7402991

>>7402585
holy shit

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>mfw when watching his videos for the first time

>> No.7403019
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>>7402751

jelly bitch

>> No.7403040

>>7400228
imaging a gig of that with his head just rising to eye contract, creepy

>> No.7403054

It's like he got lost in some space time continuum from the late 40's, found a webcam and a McDonald's combo and never looked back

>> No.7403068

Why are his videos so infectious, I just get lost, charisma?

>> No.7403078

What the actual fuck?

I just watched his suicidal wings video and that was probably the modt unsettling, autistic thing I have ever seen

>> No.7403085

>>7403019

Holy shit this is too funny

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>>7402751
wow cool that u know him personally but y r u mad about him not giving u shoutouts its just a youtube thing bro y not just do yr own thing people will prob accept u for it

>> No.7403132

>>7403078
KNOCK IT OFF

>> No.7403158

>>7400203
The video of his stand-up in Williamsburg where he just states facts about homosexuals might be the best video on youtube.

>> No.7403180

anyone calling autism obviously has no perception of what autism actually is

>> No.7403183

>>7403158
Link pls

>> No.7403207

>>7403183
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt19Vp9uBiQ

>> No.7403217

>>7403207
This and his TED talk are his best.

>> No.7403241

>>7403019
This is quite possibly the best thing ive ever seen holy shit idk what it is about it but just the entire situation / premise is funny

>> No.7403252

>>7403217
YOU FORGOT COLLEGE CUNTS WHICH IS THEIR BEST.

>> No.7403266

the funny thing is , hes probably shitting on 50% of this websites lives, hes asperges, but hes open enough to get what he wants out of life, while most of u cant even barely control your own self, your insecurities control you, weekly review is a text book alpha male

>> No.7403438

what the hell is going on with /fa/

>> No.7403626

>>7403438
transcendence

>> No.7403651

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7e65oS_qpU

rev up those feels

>> No.7403771

>>7403651
do we know anything about his parents?

>> No.7403980

>>7403158
tips fedora

>> No.7403992

>>7402731
he got locked out of his room

>> No.7403999

>>7403771
>>7403771
iirc there's(or was???) a vid where his dad ft. extensively

>> No.7404005

>>7403980
faggot detected

>> No.7404007

>>7402535
when horse_ebooks turned out to be an ARG that I was actually following it fucking blew my mind

>> No.7404008

>>7403980
Shut the fuck up you faggot

>> No.7404013

>>7403999
cocaine energy drink review

>> No.7404028

>>7403980
Saying this phrase needs to result in a ban.

>> No.7404039

>>7404007
That ARG was so terrible, and the installation was such shit too.

Such a disappointment.

>> No.7404059

>>7403158
I love the ones where its just Sam or Charls fucking around in front of the camera, just saying whatever comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoJDrbWtma4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IT2aKGzgrg

>> No.7404061

>>7404039
I was pissed when it turned out to be some shitty viral marketing
I don't even remember what it was for.
When they opened the call center I kept calling going "What the fuck did you ju-" *click*
I think they blocked my number after like 5 times.

>> No.7404076

>>7404061
The call centre was actually on display at the gallery place they rented. The creators were the ones that apparently were answering all the phone calls. Except they were doing exactly that most of the time, or just pressing a button and I presume re-directing the calls.

Why did they even bother.

>> No.7404436

>>7403651
omg the spanish thing was so depressing

>> No.7404468
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thereportoftheweek is mu's
leave him alone

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>>7404468
mu is for music not fashun u dumb cunt

>> No.7404577

>>7403651
old OG as fuck man who's soul missed a few years and reincarnated late, and in the body of a twink. he'll find balance in a few years, bet on it

>> No.7404588

>>7400210
its on nodata.tv

>> No.7404731

>>7403207
>that girl at 10.19 getting fucking #REKT

>> No.7404892

>>7404059
why are these funny? It's just neckbearded redditors trying to ironically redpill and lelelelele hipsters

>> No.7405145

>>7402115
THAT'S THE POINT!

>> No.7405196

>>7404892
>Redditors

Oh boy

>> No.7405197

This guy is so cool

>> No.7405335

It's late, I'm high and I'm really craving some junk food. what fast food place should i go to?

>> No.7405486
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>>7403651
Oh shit i started feeling sorry for him when he was so worried about being bullied on his first day of school and how the year before was so terrible.

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>>7400379
she still fucked a baby rapist

>> No.7405975

>>7405486
He's too damn cute tbh, he's obviously in a really rough spot but trooping on - v.admirable,

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>mfw his mom calls him pathetic repeatedly
>mfw she wasn't even doing it jokingly

>> No.7406014

>>7405984
which video

>> No.7406011
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>> No.7406018

>>7406011
tell him it's safe here ;_______;
we'll have his back

>> No.7406019

>>7406014

>>7400275

somewhere in the middle of the video
where it's almost dinner time (lunch for him) and he's getting some KFC

>> No.7406031

>>7406018

dont be so naive

>> No.7406039

>>7406018
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheReportOfTheWeek/discussion

>> No.7406046

>>7406018
turnleft do you really trust /fa/ users that far
think about it

>> No.7406048

>>7403651
>>7405486
Man I wish his advice worked for me when I was in high school. I asked to switch out of my bio class since some assholes kept bullying me all throughout class and the teachers/staff said I couldn't "teacher shop".

>> No.7406049

>>7406046
>>7406018
remember what they did to knoch
or dan
or pep

they will destroy him

>> No.7406055

>>7403085
>>7403241

It's the way he adjusts his jacket all too perfectly.

>> No.7406057

>>7402484
why is he covered in blood. what the fuck is the context of this

>> No.7406059

>>7406019
gimme a specific point

>> No.7406064

>>7406059
31:30
there you go, lazy bitch
but my bad, it was near the end

>> No.7406067

How does this kid have so many suits?

>> No.7406069

>>7406064
that was not malicious at all, calm down

>> No.7406071

>>7406069
neither was that

>> No.7406079

>>7406049
i remember what happened to dan, but what happened to knoch?

>> No.7406089

>>7405967
Sauce on this?

>> No.7406099

His videos make me hungry for fast food.

>> No.7406108

>>7406079
Nothing happened knoch he quit b4 myself started using fa but he lurk anon regular pretend people talking about him you don't got be astute detective to see that "what's knoch's tumblr" fucking proper lel

>> No.7406122

>>7406089
you could try googling alexa chung and ian watkins

>> No.7406123

>>7406031
>>7406046
>>7406049
knoch (god bless his soul) transcended /fa/

i will take him under my wing and produce the most /fa/ youngster, get out of the way alex.
reporter pls

>> No.7406143

>http://www.youtube.com/user/alantutorial

this is some creepy shit forreal like damn
i get the humor but this shit is dark

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>>7406143
I don't think it was meant to be funny
the guy sounds super serious and gloomy throughout every single video

legitimately scared now after seeing the transition from him pouring shampoo (water according to alan) into a baking cup (cup for drinking according to alan) to the bluechair video and bleeding all over the place in an elevator or some shit

>> No.7406296

>>7406193
>>7406143
he's an artist, it's based off this autistic hoarder who used to make nonsensical cooking tutorials in his disgusting apartment

that's some actually fucked up shit, too bad i can't remember the guy's name

>> No.7406305

>>7403217
his ted talk was horrible. He just ran around on the stage and awkwardly belted out some politically incorrect/internet reference statements while a room of drexel kids fully understood his intentions, were completely unresponsive, and patiently waited for whoever actually said something worthwhile to follow up with a q&a

i felt kinda bad for the dude tbh, it's like he spent too much time on the internet but deems himself above all the subcultures while kind of just reflecting little bits of all of em

>> No.7406316

>>7406049
>they will destroy him

This. If this kid starts posting here, i'd give it 2days before he's fedup with all the shitposting.

>> No.7406325

>>7406316
no
i'll take him in, show him the ways

tbh despite this thread indicating otherwise /fa/ is probably one of the least shitposting and aggressive boards

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>>7406325
>all this
>coming from a shitposting tripfaggot

>> No.7406334

>>7406296
and when i mean he's an artist i mean he's got a wholoe website of entirely normal shit, it's all an acrt

>> No.7406339

>>7406143
yeah man, some of the videos scare the shit out of me
like when he starts crying
he legitemately sounds like someone with problems

>> No.7406346

>>7406333
are we pretending this isn't the best thread of 2013?

>> No.7406364

>>7406334
it's pretty cool though, like an exploration of how a youtube channel could function as a narrative

can't really think of anyone else that's done that

i think it's pretty obvious from the recent videos that it's an act anyway but that doesn't really change anything

>> No.7406430

>>7406346
2013 best thread was the hellowean constume thread.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/fa/thread/7180232

>> No.7408522

My favorite is when he converses with his parents in the other room. Also his accent is crazy -- he literally sounds like hes from the 1920s. I can't believe anyone, especially in the Northeast can still have such a distinctive regional accent.

>> No.7408621

>>7405984
Sounds more like his sister the way they're going back and forth.

Either way this guys a fucking plonker.

>> No.7408630

Where is he from? New York? Maryland? He has a very slight mid-Atlantic accent I think.

>> No.7408876

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsSWpazjqg0

What, exactly, is this? Even compared to his other videos this is just bizarre.

>> No.7408917

>>7408876
UVB-76, also known as The Buzzer, is the nickname given by radio listeners to a shortwave radio station that broadcasts on the frequency 4625 kHz. It broadcasts a short, monotonous About this sound buzz tone, repeating at a rate of approximately 25 tones per minute, for 24 hours per day. On rare occasions, the buzzer signal is interrupted and a voice transmission in Russian takes place. It has been active since at least the late 1970s or early 1980s, when the first reports were made of a station on this frequency.Its origins have been traced to Russia, but although several theories with varying degrees of plausibility exist, its actual purpose remains unknown to the public

>> No.7408935

>>7408917
So why post a video to youtube of yourself just eating McDonald's in silence listening to this radio station?

>> No.7408952

>>7408935
2deep4u

>> No.7408963

>>7408935
it was his halloween vid

>> No.7408979

>>7408935
no idea but p4k gave it a 9.5 so i had to listen

>> No.7409156

Why does his Domino's pan pizza review have ten times the number of views of any other video.

>> No.7409162

>Basket of dead plants
>Generic framed picture

Does he live in a care home?

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>tfw used to make fun of him
>tfw now watch his videos on a daily basis
is this what Stockholm syndrome feels like?

>> No.7409179

>>7409162
Believe it or not, some people do have boring homes.

>> No.7409227

I watch his videos to purposely set off my misophonia to vent anger and stress.

>> No.7409480

>>7402484

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ_rUWw-O6E

okay

>> No.7410440

>>7406011
why the hell does fit like this guy?