women

[Anonymous No.7396281]

>i dont wear this to impress anyone, i wear this for myself

[Anonymous No.7396296]

You DO actually wear it for only yourself, because what you want is attention.

[Anonymous No.7396313]

>>7396281
well that was awkward

[Anonymous No.7396329]

>>7396281
i couldn't watch that cause it was so cringy
fuck that

[Anonymous No.7396338]

when you put on a pair of jeans are you hoping that some woman is going to hop on your dick as soon as she sees them?

no?

same mentality here.

[Anonymous No.7396423]

>>7396338
If they're a nice pair, you do secretly hope somebody notices and compliments them. :)

[Anonymous No.7396451]

that looks painful

[Anonymous No.7396446]

I wear things that I look good in because I don't want to look like shit. I don't care why people think I wear it.

[Anonymous No.7396454]

>>7396338
I wear jeans because they are comfortable and reliable.
Heels are the modern day foot-binding

[Anonymous No.7396465]

>>7396454

why aren't you wearing sweats? they're far more comfortable, you're only wearing jeans for attention

[Anonymous No.7396472]

>>7396338
>when you put on a pair of jeans are you hoping that some woman is going to hop on your dick as soon as she sees them?

mmm, yeah?

[Anonymous No.7396524]

i've always thought heels are shit

look shitty, they're uncomfortable, they're completely impractical

[Anonymous No.7396552]

>>7396524

sometimes they look nice

not practical though

[Natural Portman %€?~%£ No.7396564]

Heels make a woman into a Barbie doll, into an Amazonian goddess.

Tall and floating like a pixie .

If you have never met or seen a woman that can rock a pair of heels, I feel bad for you. It's the sexiest thing when she demonstrates her elegance and balance wearing a gorgeous pair of shoes

Pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.7396582]

>>7396564
aren't pixie short and small tho?

[Anonymous No.7396596]

i like short birds

i dont know why women wear heals

unless they're those rik wedges

[Anonymous No.7396607]

>>7396596
lol

[Anonymous No.7396616]

>>7396281
>>7396596
fuck me this looks so painful women are so stupid

[Natural Portman %€?~%£ No.7396619]

>>7396582
Didn't mean to reference the height, more of the fluttering, graceful part of a pixie

[Anonymous No.7396629]

>>7396446
dat circular logic

[Anonymous No.7396632]

it's like instinctual to take some pleasure in being small when you're female so i don't understand wanting to wear heels

[Anonymous No.7396662]

>>7396281
>>7396596

Oh lawd, vid related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wJT7_cIO-U

[Anonymous No.7396678]

>>7396632

>it's like instinctual

good job charles darwin, it's also like instinctual for men to want to be tall, so why aren't you wearing any manlet?

[Anonymous No.7396684]

>>7396629

not really

[Natural Portman %€?~%£ No.7396688]

>>7396678
Hahah

[Anonymous No.7396690]

>>7396465
>not wearing dropcrotch sweats
>plen

[Anonymous No.7396693]

>>7396678
because the instinct of men to prefer form over function overrides the instinct of strutting around like a peacock as women do

evolutionary psychology 101

[Anonymous No.7396717]

>>7396693

too bad heels were invented for men and not for women, so where's your science now?

[Anonymous No.7396737]

>>7396662
4:40...did she fucking piss herself?

[Anonymous No.7396740]

>>7396693

>strutting around like a peacock
>peacocks are male birds
>somehow it's not manly to do something most male creatures do in nature

I don't understand this argument, are you trying to say that it's against evolution to show off as most male creatures do to attract mates, or evolution somehow proves this is not the case for human males?

[Anonymous No.7396742]

>>7396717
It was invented to make womens asses look better so they can attract more men.

[Anonymous No.7396766]

>>7396742

As early as the the late fifteenth century, horsemen grew tired of their feet slipping out of their stirrups, which were little more than loops of leather hung from the saddle. As the soft stirrup gave way to the hard stirrup, for reasons of quicker mounting and dismounting during battle, an additional problem was encountered in that the hard stirrup was much more tiring and damaging to the rider's feet during longer rides.

The obvious solution was to design a leather shoe with a thicker sole that supported the rider's weight, distributing the pressure from the stirrups over more of the bottom of the rider's feet. However this failed to solve the problem of the rider's feet slipping forward in the stirrups, often with comical, if not tragic results.

Cobblers had been adding thin, flat heels to shoes by this time, as a pair of leather shoes was very expensive, and both soles and heels were developed to protect the owner's comfort and investment by increasing the long-term durability of the shoe and distributing uneven pressures from rough terrain more evenly over the owners' feet.

Riders and cobblers worked together to develop the "rider's heel," with a height of approximately 1-1/2" down, which appeared around 1500. The leading edge was canted forward to help grip the stirrup, while the trailing edge was canted forward to prevent the elongated heel from catching on underbrush or rock while backing up, such as in on-foot combat. These design features are still in use today in riding boots.

The simple riding heel gave way to a more stylized heel over its first three decades, during which time military uniforms became more stylized, particularly among the nobility, for whom style equated with social status. Beginning with the French, heel heights among men crept up, often becoming higher and thinner, until they were no longer useful while riding, but were relegated to "court-only" wear.

[Anonymous No.7396770]

>>7396717
"heels" were invented for function and no one knows if men or women wore them first officially, the heels modern women wear are not the same thing. they are worn to show off like peacocks.

>>7396740
its not part of male human evolutionary psychology to paint yourself up like a peacock, this is part of female psychology in humans. for males its fighting.

[Anonymous No.7396775]

>>7396766
That's not what high heels are, nerd.

[Anonymous No.7396913]

>>7396454
Why do you cut your hair?
Why do you shower?
Why do you trim your beard?

You're only doing it to get women, you manwhore!!1

[Anonymous No.7396933]

>>7396678
>spouting shit pop-evolutionary theories that are pure speculation
>2013

[Anonymous No.7396930]

>>7396913
>Why do you cut your hair?
because long hair is functionally annoying
>Why do you shower?
because it prevents disease and leaving bad smells and dirt and oil everywhere
>Why do you trim your beard?
because its functionally annoying and gets in the way and is dirty

[Anonymous No.7396947]

>>7396930
So you can seriously say you do nothing to look good?

[Anonymous No.7396955]

>>7396930

>if I put functional in front of everything it makes me seem like I'm not falling into the same trap as women!

please "functionally annoying" is not a real thing, it just annoys you, so you cut it, it's not a functional thing (unless you work in a cotton loom factory), it's just a preference, admit it

[Anonymous No.7396985]

Why the hell would women wear heels to impress men? Many guys are insecure manlets who probably hate heels anyway.
Heels are beautiful. Pretty heels are like art to me. I love the shape of them. That has nothing to do with impressing men.

[Anonymous No.7396994]

>>7396955
what do you mean functionally annoying is not a real thing? ive had long hair before and it got in my mouth, wasted a lot of shampoo, had to comb it so it wouldnt get tangled, etc. its very annoying FUNCTIONALLY.

[Anonymous No.7397000]

>>7396985
so you take off your heels after 2 hours because theyre killing your feet just because theyre art to you and youre not trying to impress anyone? sure thing, shaniqua.

[Anonymous No.7397016]

>>7396994

you just keep using functionally as if you know what that word means

functional [ˈfʌŋkʃənəl]
adj
1. of, involving, or containing a function or functions
2. practical rather than decorative; utilitarian

there is no annoying when something is functional, it either is functional or not, does long hair prevent you from functioning? can you no longer perform a task because you have long hair? no.

you just keep saying functionally until someone believes you champ, make your english teacher proud

[Anonymous No.7397024]

>>7396994
Is there something wrong with not orienting your life towards functionality all the time?

[Anonymous No.7397058]

>>7397000
>implying I take off my heels because they hurt

No you lil nigga, good heels don't hurt. And if they do, you suck it up instead of taking them off like a pussy.

[Anonymous No.7397392]

>>7396737
yeah, wtf was that..

[Anonymous No.7397757]

>>7396564
this is true

[Anonymous No.7397772]

I dress full gothninja, and that means rick droid hoods or julius oversized hoods. If I cared what plebs on the street think of me, I'd never wear it.