/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.7329982]

ITT - Tiny things that make you not /fa/

>no biblical/british royal name
>not perfect teeth

[Anonymous No.7329997]

>female, but short as fuck, so even if I'm thin I still look chubby.

[Anonymous No.7330002]

>skinny everywhere but i have a flabby arse

[Anonymous No.7330004]

>barrel chest
>wide hips
>look fat in clothes no matter how much i starve myself

[Anonymous No.7330011]

>acne
>not perfect teeth

that's all.

[ᵀᴿᴼᴬᴵPoϟt (ง ͠°(...) !!M/8ntLE+we3 No.7330030]

i still post here

[Anonymous No.7330037]

>>7330004
Try working out you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.7330039]

>hideous teeth
>asymmetrical face
>5'11
kill me

[Blueberry !kDGHoSy8DE No.7330042]

>shit hair
>round face

[Anonymous No.7330041]

>22 bmi
>fat cheeks
it feels i can forget about ever exiting coccoon mode until I fix this shit, much less trying to be effay

[Anonymous No.7330048]

>>7329982
>caved in chest (like McMillan but less severe)
>redness and 2 small scars, both from pimples
You wouldn't think the pimple-'scarring' would be that bad but it brings me down at least 1 point.

[Anonymous No.7330061]

> wide hips

Can you get narrow hips through plastic surgery? It doesn't sound possible, but what do I know.

[Anonymous No.7330067]

>non-perfect teeth because I used to box

Pretty much it.

[Anonymous No.7330074]

>fat cheeks
>somewhat thick eyebrows, but I tweeze so it isn't as bad
>spot on one side of my face where facial hair doesn't grow well

[Anonymous No.7330103]

>>7330030
Stop tripfagging then

[Anonymous No.7330122]

>>7330061
start liftin bitch

[Anonymous No.7330132]

One of my eyes does that droopy thing when i'm tired. Might buy an eyepatch because it'll look cool and fix it.

[Anonymous No.7330129]

>short
>jew face

[Anonymous No.7330144]

Wide fucking head.
Sometimes i want to kill myself because i can't make one of those fashionable short haircuts and have to live with long hair like a fucking emo

[Anonymous No.7330139]

>most generic name possible
I was born with a Russian name but we changed it when we moved so that we could fit in

[Anonymous No.7330155]

>>7330139

Dun goof'd.

[Anonymous No.7330156]

>>7330139
I've moved out as well but kept my name
Why would you change it anyway

[Anonymous No.7330160]

the autism
>inb4 some retard says it's /fa/

[Anonymous No.7330182]

>>7330156
Nobody could fucking pronounce either my first name or last name properly.
I guess it isn't a complete loss because my old name was really girly-sounding in English, but that last name ;_;

[Anonymous No.7330209]

>Mixed asian heritage
>Italian hair

[Anonymous No.7330205]

>>7330182
I actually changed my last name for that reason (nobody could pronounce fucking Хмельницкий where I currently live). So I got a slav name and a scandi last name now. They sound kind of good together I guess.

[Anonymous No.7330233]

>>7330011
yea

[Anonymous No.7330248]

>10/10 face
>10/10 body
>10/10 fits
>except I have haemorrhoids and can't sit, my ass also bleeds on a daily

>tfw bloodbottom-core

[Anonymous No.7330367]

>>7330248
post ass

[Anonymous No.7330384]

>>7330248
I would break her fingers so she will never make this gesture again

[Anonymous No.7330454]

>>7330205
how is that pronounced?

[Anonymous No.7330465]

>>7330454
Run it through google translate

[Anonymous No.7330476]

>>7330182
>really girly-sounding in English
You called Alexei or something?

[Anonymous No.7330508]

>pectus excavatum
>no collar bone at all
>boyish face
>mild acne but overall clear face
>patchy facial hair (kill me)
>5'5
>cant rock short hair like crew cut or HY bc weird head shape
>slight introvert
surely I dont think anyone can have it worse than me in this thread
the only good things I have are probly perfect teeth and thick eye brows and long lashes

[Anonymous No.7330546]

>>7330465
is the russian voice of google translate usually that nasal, or is that part of the pronunciation?

[Anonymous No.7330550]

>>7330546
Yes, it is quite nasal as a matter of fact, but aside from that its pronounciation is correct

[Anonymous No.7330556]

>>7330550
No it isn't, Google Translate says Х as "kh" (pronouncing the k).

[Anonymous No.7330561]

>>7330476
Ilya

[Anonymous No.7330567]

>>7330556
Wait disregard that, I fucked up and had it translate to English first.

[Anonymous No.7330568]

>>7330556
Hmm, I'm not hearing it
Did you type it in cyrillics?

[Anonymous No.7330589]

>standard as fuck white american white-picket fence name
>no way to make my hair look not stupid

[Anonymous No.7330609]

is the name rory /fa/?

[Anonymous No.7330623]

>stupid name
>5'9 manlet
>wide hips
>shitty hairline

My wide hips aren't as bad as some i've seen on here but due to having no muscle it still looks bad. Time to start lifting i guess.

[Anonymous No.7330624]

>can't lift because my arm is fucked up

[Anonymous No.7330634]

>yellow teeth

[Anonymous No.7330640]

>>7330624
>>7330623
>been lifting for 8 months
>slight improvement but still skinny

[Anonymous No.7330643]

>>7330561
That's a really good name.

I wouldn't think it's girly at all. Though I'm not murrican.

[Anonymous No.7330661]

>>7330248
I had a fissure once, my condolences bro that was a living hell for a while.

>people wonder why you're so irritable, tell them to fuck off, feel bad later but ass hurts so much you just curse the gods for this bullshit

[Anonymous No.7330679]

>>7330640

Eat more

[Anonymous No.7330690]

>>7330182
>>7330205
Why not just change your last name back? You can do that, you know. And since it was your original last name it's not faggoty to do it.

[Anonymous No.7330693]

>too tall (6'1,5'', but female),
>sweet, sweet voice,
>hair I can't cut in layers,

[Anonymous No.7330741]

>>7329982
>Too tall (6'5").
>Slightly overweight (working on it).
>Horrible nose.
>I walk funny.
>I quit smoking.

[Anonymous No.7330820]

>teeth have gaps between them
>only 6 foot
>looks like i have wide hips because my stomach is narrower than my hips
>shit posture

[Anonymous No.7330837]

>>7330693
ew

[Anonymous No.7330877]

>>7330693
pls be in ldn or cmbridge

[Anonymous No.7330897]

>big ol misshapen ears (Although it think adds goofy charm h-heh)
>slight pignose
>slight rabbit teeth
>bad skin/v pale

[Anonymous No.7330906]

>>7330693
Let's hear the voice.
Vocaroo

[Anonymous No.7330908]

>>7330030
Fuck off, Alex.

[Anonymous No.7330909]

>>7330897
lmao are you a cartoon character

[Anonymous No.7330911]

>>7330897
oh also my hair grows out rather than down

[Anonymous No.7330918]

>>7330909
n-no

[Anonymous No.7330929]

>>7330918
post face, i'm gonna pitch it to disney and make big bucks

[Anonymous No.7330936]

I'm transgender.

wait that's not a small thing at all

[Anonymous No.7330940]

>5'7''

[Anonymous No.7330948]

>>7330929
i'm not posting full features (#cyberbullying) but here's the ears

[Anonymous No.7330975]

>>7330940

[Anonymous No.7330970]

>>7330948
dont be shy bby

[Anonymous No.7330987]

>>7330948

Your ears are normal.

[Anonymous No.7331001]

>>7330987
you sure bout that?

one of my shits lookin like a pork rind

[Anonymous No.7331024]

>5'8
literally tiny problem
>shitty stretch marks all over body

[Anonymous No.7331032]

>imperfect teeth
>high hairline
>meh facial aesthetics
>shitty name
Other than that I'm 6'2, lanky and have model proportions and most clothes look excellent on me

[Anonymous No.7331039]

>>7331024
iktf

[Anonymous No.7331080]

Cons:
>Flat Feet
>Too skinnyfat
>Dermatitis
>bad eyesight
At least I'm tall and attractive

[Anonymous No.7331090]

>>7331024
same but also
>flat feet
>knock knees caused by flat feets
>shorter legs caused by knock knees

[Anonymous No.7331092]

>>7330693
10/10 would date

[Anonymous No.7331096]

>bump on forehead from childhood accident
>just one of my ears sticks out
>eyes don't match
kill me

[Anonymous No.7331129]

birthmark right next to my eye. fuckin a

[Anonymous No.7331163]

IS RORY A /FA/ NAME

[Anonymous No.7331169]

>keratosis pilaris
>wide hairline
>skinnyfat

[Anonymous No.7331170]

>>7331163
post full name

[Anonymous No.7331195]

>>7331096
>eyes don't match

That sounds badass.

[Anonymous No.7331309]

>hips wider than my shoulders
I can never be ottermode, I can either have a pear shaped body or be broad.
Shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.7331455]

>>7330030
didn't see you this summer, best be a newtrip.
Then again I stopped this summer

[Anonymous No.7331523]

>>7329982
>shitty nose

[Anonymous No.7331556]

I'm missing my left eye.
>exgf shot it out due to poor trigger discipline

Now I'm doomed to wearing an eyepatch for the rest of my life. I am 22. As a plus, though, this has given me motivation to work out. Give me another year, and my body will be godly and chiseled.

[Anonymous No.7331571]

>>7330039
are you me, apart from the teeth thing that is, mine are flawless

[Anonymous No.7331573]

>>7331523
i like it.

[Anonymous No.7331584]

>>7330561
i like that name, i know this russian guy called ilya, hes like really hot, skates and is basically the most fa person ever

[Anonymous No.7331608]

>>7331556

well fuck if thats true.

[Anonymous No.7331611]

>huge frame, not fat, have massive shoulders
>scars on face from acne and doing stupid shit
>overbite and accompanying lisp
>scars from self harm bc was a depressed jackass

[Anonymous No.7331642]

>>7331608
Yeah. . . that is the last time I trust a female with a firearm. You see, the girl I was with was doing some cutesy tumblr-style poses with the gun. I gave her some basic firearms 101, so I trusted that she had the safety on . . .

My mistake. How stupid of me.

In one pose, she discharged the weapon at my face. The bullet traveled at an angle, which went through my left eye diagonally and out of the side of my left eye. That was lucky.

Moral of the story:

DO NOT let any woman pose with a gun in front of you. You are going to get shot.

DO NOT hand over a firearm to a clueless female. Even after a weapon's primer. You are going to get shot.

It happened to me, and it can happen to you.

[Anonymous No.7331646]

horrible jew nose and weak af jaw

[Bjorn228 No.7331692]

nose ;-;

[Anonymous No.7331693]

>>7331642
is it just an empty socket now? what does it look like?

pics?

[Bjorn228 No.7331703]

>>7331692
Front

[Anonymous No.7331715]

>>7331703
i'm sure a plastic surgeon could take a bit off to lessen its up turned ness.

[Anonymous No.7331739]

>>7331309

Does it look like pic related? If yes, lifting would help you get wider shoulders, lats, back etc. You could reach ottermode if you wanted to put the effort into it.

[Anonymous No.7331740]

>>7331703
>>7331692
oh, fuck off

[Anonymous No.7331742]

>>7331703

Deine Nase ist attraktiv

Du Penner

[Anonymous No.7331745]

guise guise, is Sylas a /fa/ name?

[Anonymous No.7331750]

>>7331745
yeah

if it's spelled silas

now fuck off

[Anonymous No.7331754]

>>7331750
:(

[Anonymous No.7331761]

>>7331739
Is that klinefelters? Even I'm not THAT bad...

[Anonymous No.7331770]

>>7331646
that's not a jew nose
still bad though

[Anonymous No.7331774]

>>7331754
sorry anon

[Anonymous No.7331776]

>>7329982
>no biblical/british royal name

So no one outside anglosphere can be /fa/? Damn that leaves out what 6 billion out of 7?

[Anonymous No.7331785]

>>7331776
>not being white

[Anonymous No.7331791]

>>7331761

Your hips are perfectly normal. Not sure about the guy i posted tho. That's a random pic i found on google, he could possible have klinefelters.

[Anonymous No.7331793]

>>7331774
Its okay

[Anonymous No.7331807]

>>7331692
>>7331703

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT, BJORN ._.

[Anonymous No.7331865]

>>7331785
Plenty of crackas outside USA/Canada/UK tho, most of Europe for one

[Anonymous No.7331894]

>>7331703
You a pretty nigga

[Anonymous No.7331950]

plz crusty disgusting assholes are super /fa/

[Anonymous No.7332002]

>short
>some acne
>thin as fuck, can't eat much, so hard to get any gainz

[Anonymous No.7332016]

>female, bulimic for 3+ years, fucked up digestive system means i can't get fit so i stay flabby and can't join gothninja nxtlvl masterrace
>also body dysmophia means i can't look in mirror without weird optical illusions happening, so silhouettes of fits are always wrong

[Anonymous No.7332044]

Wide hips for a man, feminine everything and although I have the perfect butt because of it, I will never be a very manly man. not like I want to be burly or anything, just kinda more manly.

[Anonymous No.7332040]

>>7332016
there's gotta be a way you can push your body to being healthy again

been to a doctor yet?

[Anonymous No.7332046]

>>7329982
>biblical name
Schlomo, pls go

[Anonymous No.7332056]

>>7332044
post ass pls ;)

[Anonymous No.7332132]

>Wide stockyish frame
>wide hips
>big legs
>wide shoulders
at least its all muscular looking and not fatty

>chubby cheeks
how to get rid of these?

and how can i tell if my hips are just wide or like WIDE

[Anonymous No.7332149]

>>7329982
Big muscular frame from years of combat sports, football, and rugby.
I'm trying to lose all this muscle with a caloric deficit and lots of cardio but it's no use ; _ ;

[Anonymous No.7332166]

>>7332040
Yeah but if I've learned anything from this it's that 'pushing' my body to do anything is a bad idea. It's early days yet so I'm not really expecting too much, but I have a long-term plan to get truly healthy.
I haven't been to a doctor because literally nobody knows I was/am anything but stable.

[Anonymous No.7332164]

aw u cute so sure. the only camera I had was on the front of my phone, and unflattering pants are unflattering. so I'm sorry it didnt get all of it. But my butt is something I'm proud of. A teacher I had once had a butt so big you could probably sell tickets to watch it explode. Needless to say he was very flamboyant, but in a good way. God, I half regret posting my butt on 4Chan.

[Anonymous No.7332170]

Also, chubby cheeks are the worst. Usually you just need to give it time

[Anonymous No.7332183]

>>7332166
i think if you just eat consistent, healthy foods eventually your body will be like, "oh hey, i'm supposed to digest that"

but there will be really bad stomach pains fyi

good luck

[Anonymous No.7332227]

>>7329982
>Tiny things that make you not /fa/
>Tiny things
>Tiny
Why must you hurt me so OP?

[Anonymous No.7332253]

i have awkward body language....

can't fix it :(

[Anonymous No.7332363]

>poor
>shitty teeth
>crooked glasses
>noticeable lip muscle around my mouth
>no jaw
>floppy earlobes
>mouthbreather because deviated septum
>constant purple circles under my eyes, i'm not heroin-chic god damn it
>need to lose 40 lbs (170 lbs)
>live in a shitty rural community with no appreciation for anything they can't hit with a stone
>no self-confidence
I'm not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.7332386]

My teeth are very straight but they're a little yellow

I'm really really pale so that makes them look worse

Whiting toothpaste and mouthwash don't really help all that much. I might get them whitened some time but I really don't want to give up tea and coffee

[Anonymous No.7332399]

small balls.

very un/fa/ and very sad.

[Anonymous No.7332409]

Weak chin and no beard growing powers to make up for it.

Also no fashion sense or confidence or fashionable clothes...

[Anonymous No.7332421]

>5head
>fat (by effay standards) going on herion chic diet
>5'7"
>shit nose
>acne scars
>tfw youll never be effay

[Anonymous No.7332446]

>>7329982

Have faith! Finding little details that stand out to you obvious, egregious flaws is very /fa/ indeed!!

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.7332460]

>>7329982
can't save money
unemployed

[Anonymous No.7332484]

>fat
>poor
>can't survive off of black coffee/cigarettes alone
>no framed pic of rick owens in my house

[Anonymous No.7332500]

>lower jaw misaligned, moved by almost a whole tooth to the left
>shittiest potential for a beard i've ever seen
>german but fuckwits of parents gave me some jewshit/christian first name and second name has greek origins - thanks retards...

[Anonymous No.7332511]

>5'4
>asymmetrical face but I look fairly handsome at any angle besides straight forward

[Anonymous No.7332633]

>>7331692
>>7331703

Only god nose.

Who nose?

Oh nose!

[Anonymous No.7332659]

>>7332500
Schlomit Standanapoulos

[Anonymous No.7332676]

>>7332484

>no framed pic of rick owens in my house

man i need to do this asap

[Anonymous No.7332699]

>>7332484
>tfw no framed pic of rick owens with 'raf simons' etched onto the nameplate

[Anonymous No.7332715]

>>7332633
10/10

[Anonymous No.7332748]

>>7330209
Mixed Asians are usually 10/10.

As long as you didn't inherit those Asian eyes and bulbous nose, you're pretty good. Even more points if you are taller than 6 ft.

[Anonymous No.7332959]

>>7329982
>Acne and acne scars
>Nigger lips
>Nose looks absolutely shitty from certain angles and lighting
>Shit hair genetics

[Anonymous No.7332990]

>5'4
>eat too much

[Anonymous No.7333023]

>Bad posture
>Acne on my arms of all places

Other than that pretty /fa/

[Anonymous No.7333049]

>fairly exaggerated canines
does this add or subtract from my /fa/ness?

[Anonymous No.7333067]

>>7333049
Same here.

If you're >18 you can easily pick up pussy by saying you're an actual vampire and showing them your teeth.