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7300557 No.7300557[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>why you can't be effay
For me its gyno

>> No.7300567

Age? May disappear post-puberty.

>> No.7300582

>>7300567
i got these around 14 or 15 and i'm turning 19 this year

>> No.7300601
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7300601

>>7300567
I'm 18, don't think it's going to go any item soon

>> No.7300602

>>7300557
>tfw gyno
shows in nearly all shirts but w/e i rock that shit

>> No.7300614

>>7300557
lol are you a girl

>> No.7300620

>>7300601
r u a grill

>> No.7300630

>>7300601
>would fondle

>> No.7300631

>>7300601
just become a trap, you're basically halfway there

>> No.7300628

>>7300601
I wanna play with your titties.

no homo

>> No.7300629

>>7300601
wow these actually look like small boobs

>> No.7300634

>>7300557

You'd make a fine trap OP.

Get your butt pounded a little bit while looking like a beautiful girl.

Will be a proper punishment to dad for passing on such shit immasculine genetics.

>> No.7300637

>>7300601
i like small tits
i like your tits

>> No.7300646

>>7300634
This is the only option. It would be a great tragedy if OP wasted all his potential.

>> No.7300647

>>7300601
>this guy has a better body and tits than my last gf

I hate my life

>> No.7300668

>>7300647
Was she a land whale?

>> No.7300670

Why not go to /fit/ then, op?

>> No.7300662

>>7300601
i'd suckle the shit out of your tits bro, no homo

>> No.7300678

you have klinefelter's

>> No.7300680

idk I just have no sense of style I guess

>> No.7300682

>>7300668
5.5/10 tumblr slut with steve buscemi eyes
she cheated on me with a guy who thinks tim and eric is the epitome of comedy

>> No.7300688

>>7300682
Bullet dodged in my opinion.

>> No.7300702

>>7300682
Have you ever been stoned

>> No.7300719

>>7300688
yeah the dude is also fat lmao
>>7300702
im a person just like you but i got better things to do

>> No.7300727
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7300727

I have shitty hair.

>> No.7300729

>>7300601
>>7300557
When are you gonna post pics of yourself in woman's clothing so we can tell you how to improve your appearance?

>> No.7300726

>>7300601
plz become trap

>> No.7300739
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7300739

>>7300729
Don't really own anything. This is the closest I've got

>> No.7300756

>>7300739
we're gonna need something more provocative

lose the pants

do you have any stockings

also wya shounen im trynna hit tbh ;))

>> No.7300770

>>7300739
that smooth skin

I'm gonna jerk off thinking of you dressed in girly clothes one day

>> No.7300783

>>7300601
>>7300557
lol if by any chance this isn't a troll, go see a doctor or something, that shit ain't normal, you have a bad case of delicious tits.

>> No.7300784

>>7300727
>>7300739

you DEFINITELY have klinefelter's

>> No.7300797

>>7300783
I think you mean a good case of delicious titties.

Many traps would kill for those tits.

>> No.7300799

>>7300784

>>7300727 here.
I am not >>7300739

>> No.7300813

>>7300739
less talk, more exposure of your manly tits

>> No.7300823
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7300823

you have casemoobs OP

>> No.7300854

>>7300601
gonna need you to press your tits against each other and post pics

>> No.7300868

>>7300784
receding hairline isn't a sign of klinefelter's, people with klinefelter's have no frontal baldness

>> No.7300877
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7300877

>>7300823
Is that a female to male trans?

>> No.7300890

>>7300868
That's not me (op), it's just someone posting to the topic of the op (things that prevent you from being effay)

>> No.7300893

I have naturally large legs, so no matter what I do, I can't get them to an effay thickness. Still, not an excuse.

>> No.7300910

>>7300877
>not knowing case
>2013

>> No.7300936

>>7300877
yes, her name used to be linda

>> No.7300961

>>7300910
Mind teaching who he is to someone ignorant? I mean, e has female hips

>> No.7301012

What does effay mean?

>> No.7301022

>>7301012

effay= effeminate + gay

>> No.7301026

>>7301012
Eff-ay (adjective), the act of being effay, to be effay, to show the quality of being effay

>> No.7301035

>>7301022

oh fuck

>> No.7301041

>>7301012

You are dumb as shit, I hope you are at least pretty.

>> No.7301050

>>7300557
>cant be effay
>too feminine
pick one

>> No.7301080

>>7300601
Can you post a pic of you pinching your nipples?

Fuck I am going to fap to this

>> No.7301089

>>7300601
Are you taking risperdal?

http://www.youhavealawyer.com/risperdal/side-effects-gynecomastia/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=ppc&utm_term=risperdal%20side%20effects&utm_content=32552261771&utm_campaign=Risperdal

>> No.7301097

>>7301080
>>7300854
this please

i got my dick hard in my hand waiting for OP to deliver these pics so i can cum

>> No.7301111

>>7301022
Oh, that makes sense now that I look at the word again. Thanks, you learn something new everyday.

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7301122

>>7301022

>> No.7301119

>>7301041
You know it! ;)

>> No.7301123

>>7301022
mind=blown

>> No.7301138

>>7300646
Indeed.

>> No.7301152

I want to see OP oiled up and rubbing his hands down his little A cup nipples and between his asscheeks

>> No.7301169

>>7301152
Indeed and I ain't even gay.

Anymore.

>> No.7301170

>>7300961
the greatest trip /fa/ ever had who had an amazing mustache.

>> No.7301175
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7301175

>>7301022
I thought it was just the spelling of how to pronounce /fa/
>>7301080
Lol, what

>> No.7301201

>>7301175
Fuck you are so hot
You're turning me gay, are you happy?

>> No.7301212

>>7301175
mmm...more.

>>7301201
Everyone eventually turns a bit gay. You're on the internet, remember?

>> No.7301214

>>7301175
hnggg

where's the other one tho??

don't be shy now ;))

>> No.7301223

>>7301175
squeeze them together... for science

>> No.7301227

>>7301223
Yes...for science.

>> No.7301256

>>7301223
>>7301227
>>7301252
4thing this request

>> No.7301252

>>7301223
>>7301227
for science tf?

do it for my dick op my shit is so hard i cud cut diamonds nigga

>> No.7301295
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7301295

>>7301252
Ur all fags

>> No.7301296

Please respond

>> No.7301308

>>7301295
mmm...juicy!

Also, we know.

>> No.7301315

>>7301295
>boob crease

>> No.7301316

>>7301295
dude... those are totally chick tits

now you must pursue a career in transexual pornography

>> No.7301313

best thread on /fa/ atm

>> No.7301328

>>7301295
God even your fingers are nice and long and feminine, nails too

I'm in love :(

>> No.7301324
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7301324

>>7301295

do u wax dude

>> No.7301332

>>7301295
u like it tho ;))

lose the jeans now, lets see the booty

>> No.7301346
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7301346

>>7301324
Naturally hairless.
Hair only grows on my legs, armpits, pubic and a bit in my butthole.
Haven't shaved in 2 months or so. Tis is the most facial hair I get too

>> No.7301339

>>7301295
>>7300601
What's funny about this is OP has better tits than my ex.

>> No.7301340

>>7301328
fuck off he's my qt feminine bf not urs :))

u have my permission to save these pix for later tho since im so nice B)

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7301355

>>7301295

>> No.7301365

>>7301346
you know what you must do OP

>> No.7301358

>>7301346
>Hair only grows on my legs, armpits, pubic and a bit in my butthole

i dont believe you

im gonna need pics of all the mentioned areas

pls

also where do u live

>> No.7301363

>>7301346
Start shaving regularly and post in trap threads on /b/, you will get good advice as well as jealousy from other traps.

>> No.7301370

>>7301295
now show us your man pussy please

>> No.7301372
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7301372

>>7301346

>> No.7301373

>>7301346
can you take this same pic but biting your lip pls

>> No.7301379
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7301379

>>7301358
Notice the hair is vellus...

>> No.7301395

>>7301379
notice my dick is hardened

ur belly button is qt

>> No.7301410
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7301410

>>7301379

how does it feel to get diagnosed by /fa/

>> No.7301425

>>7301410

it would be so horrible to never know why you're so lanky and babby-bodied, only to find out that you have a disorder because an imageboard told you so

>> No.7301434

>>7301410
I'm 5'7", I'm too short for klinefelters

>> No.7301456

>>7301434
christ dude, are you also going bald and have no sign of facialhair?

>> No.7301460
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7301460

>>7301456
Bald?

>> No.7301476

>>7301460
Get a thong then come back and post the same pic while wearing it.

>> No.7301471

>>7300557

balding

if there was a cure my life would be 100%better

>> No.7301501

>>7301476
this

shimapan would be nice too

just lose the shorts for now if u want tho

>> No.7301522

>>7300557
The human race is evolving to asexuality, but not in a sense that it is physically asexual but where gender is not determined by genitals instead by hormone balance and that it also changes overall appearance like males with breast and females with facial hair. This evolutionary stage will ensure those with more testosterone to lead and appear male even if they have female genitals to assure the strongest lead, and this opposite of sexual emulation is true for males that have behaviors of followers or females that will develop female anatomy like breast and large hips.

>> No.7301533

anyone ever comment on your tits?

>> No.7301545

I would berry my dick so far inside your ass
who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>> No.7301553

>>7301533
pretty much everyone in this thread

>> No.7301576

>>7301533
I hide them in public

>> No.7301612

>>7301576

if i saw you in a public washroom, i would rape you.

>> No.7301621

>>7301617
Where we're going, we don't need hair.

>> No.7301617
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7301617

>> No.7301623
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7301623

>>7301617
That's not my butt

>> No.7301631

>>7301623
oh my god it's so juicy

>> No.7301653

>>7301623
I WANT YOU

>> No.7301656

I don't entirely believe this is a male.

>> No.7301667

>>7301623
dude, just do tranny porn already

>> No.7301672

>be at work
>feel like checking out 4chan real quick
>read this thread
imma go back to work

>> No.7301678

>>7301667
YES!

>> No.7301686

>>7300601
Looks like a girl to me, imma fap to this.

>> No.7301725

>>7301667
this

amateur porn

co-staring me

;))

>>7301672
shut up nigga we know u saved these pics first

>> No.7301726
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7301726

>this thread

>> No.7301795

>>7301726
What about it, Tim? Or Eric?

>> No.7301877

>over 100 replies

>> No.7301891

>>7301795
Do u even bloody nipz, fuccboi?

>> No.7301922

>>7301471
That feel when suicide because bald

>> No.7301956

im too short to model

>> No.7302099

>>7300557
you definitely have this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

>> No.7302336

i am fucking crying at this replies

>> No.7302342

>>7302336
these*

>> No.7302384

>>7302342
>tripfag

>> No.7302385

>>7302336
cmon fam im just out here trynna quench this thirst u feel me

>> No.7302401

>>7302336
If there's one thing that unifies all boards on 4chan, it's traps

>> No.7302404

>>7302384
eat my black asshole

>>7302385
>>7302401
ive noticed.

>> No.7302412

>>7300557
Wow

This is what happens when guys aren't active in adolescence

>> No.7302419

>>7302401
How do you know it's a trap?

>> No.7302500

>>7300682
Tim and eric are pretty funny


...if you're stoned

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7302509

>>7302404

>> No.7302571
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7302571

>>7301621

Scrolled down, red your comment, lost it.

>> No.7302640

>>7300557
no be super androg qt <3

>> No.7302672

>have gyno
>see this thread
>immediately go do pull ups for the rest of the night

>> No.7302679

>>7300719
>2013
> STILL BEING STRAIGHT EDGE.

Its almost as if you missed the interview where Ian said it was okay to drink a beer with friends and wasnt trying to start a movement.

Minor threat quote hit me in the feels.

>> No.7302700

>>7302679
being straight edge not becuase a desire to, or being content with life but just becuase some guy in an emo band is and you want to be cool to

>> No.7302710

i have a similar body to OP

might i have some kind of disorder?

>> No.7302716

>>7301471

shave

>> No.7302724

>>7302679
>2013
>still polluting your body with the literal poison called alcohol or doing drugs because you are too weak to handle reality

stay weak, philistines

>> No.7302746

>>7302724

lol shut the fuck up nerd go cut urself 2 title fight

>> No.7302766
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7302766

>tfw gay
>think these guys are hot

wat is wrong with me?

>> No.7302778

>>7302746
woooww title fight soo emo

title fight are hardly an edge band or an emo band

>> No.7302788

For me it's acne scars and oily skin, both on my forehead only. If I wash my face, it's full of oil all over again within about 3 hours. It's way better if I use moisturizer, but then again I cannot use too heavy moisturizer because it'd give me acne.

>spent the last few months trying to balance this
>even if I managed to do so, I'd still have those ugly ass scars

How does everyone I know have this perfect, flawless skin without even having to do anything, if I forget to wash/moisturize just once, I'm all oily and breaking out, but those motherfuckers don't do anything and look so great (and then they waste their potential by dressing like total plebs)

If I could see all the money I've already spent on skincare products in one giant pile, I'd probably just shoot myself

>> No.7303268

>>7301623
wait a second. i've seen this before. are you havin a ruse, op?

>> No.7303289

>>7302766

sexuality is fluid

>> No.7303291

>>7302766
>tfw straight
>many of the traps I see posted are way hotter than ex

Though, it really depends on the face. 99% of traps posting intentionally hide their obviously boyish face which ruins everything when seen.

>> No.7303302

>>7302788
May be wrong but I thought washing your face over and over just causes your pours to kick into overdrive to produce more oil to make up for the oil which was lost. I don't really know how people combat that, I only wash my face around twice a day tops, usually only when in the shower.

>> No.7303307

>>7303268
Definitely not.
I'm definitely not trans and creating a ruse for pointless attention

>> No.7303314

>>7303307
I've seen that butt pic before, though. Have you posted it before?

>> No.7303328

>>7303307
Well, can you hurry up and post pictures of yourself in a cute skirt? I need this.

>> No.7303330

>>7303328
Seriously, still waiting on that thong pic.

>> No.7303354

>>7303328
>tfw live with parents
>tfw only girl clothes are androgynous girl clothes
I had a spotty bikini, but I lost it a few weeks ago.

>> No.7303361

>>7303354
Put it on, take pictures. I need more cute trap pics. Don't play coy, silly.

>> No.7303362

You can be a totally different kind of effay with those itty bitty kitty titties

>> No.7303364

>>7303307
wya boo if u want attention ill def give it to u

in the form of tender loving ofc ;))

>>7303328
this, get on it op

>>7303354
>androgynous girl clothes
wear that then

also look for that bikini

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7303378

>>7303364
It's really nothing

>> No.7303404

>>7303378
unf.

Post more. Buy a skirt.

>> No.7303409

>>7303378
u look qt tho

more pls

>> No.7303414

>>7303378
Yup, time to grow your hair out and just become a trap. It would be a damn waste not to.

>> No.7303483

>>7303378
pls be in portland

>> No.7303514

>>7300557
>>7300601
>tfw basically same body type and manboobs slightly bigger than yours

what is wrong with me. I've got a bit of a gut but I've been lifting for months and the fuckers won't even turn into pecs.

>> No.7303519

>>7303514
Getting in shape is 60% diet and 40% exercise.

>> No.7303548

>>7303514
I'm probably same body type but not the chest. No boobs or pecs. Suffering.

>> No.7303613

>>7300682
hi matt

>> No.7303615

>>7303613
hi brandon

post a fit you fuccboi

>> No.7303649

>tfw men have larger breasts than me

>> No.7303675

>>7303649
>tfw post fit
>tfw please be in portland

>> No.7303680

>>7303649
>tfw men look better in cute outfits than you do
OP post more please

>> No.7303699

>>7300557

The real problem is that youre skeletor and you have absolutely no pecs

Your gyno really isnt bad, but it is there.


I used to have the exact same boobage going on but getting muscle and cutting almost completely got rid of the problem. now i just have a slight puff.

>> No.7303704

>>7303649

lose weight

>> No.7303720

>>7301346

nevermind what i said about lack of muscle etc, these are signs of kleinfelters.

are you tall and did you start puberty later than average?

>> No.7303722

>>7303699
he's not really that thin at all

>> No.7303724

>>7300557
You have nice tits. I thought this was a work safe board though?

>> No.7303729

>>7300893
just skip leg day

>> No.7303736

I always knew /fa/ was pretty gay but fucking hell...

>> No.7303738

aye gurl nice titties

>> No.7303766

>>7303720
5'7"
My voice deepened before most people, so I think I'm early pubescant

>> No.7303919

>>7303704
What?

>> No.7303986

>>7303724
The male chest isn't obscene.

>> No.7304129

>>7303986
Boobs are boobs?

>> No.7304139

>>7300557
Im not /fa/ cause I dont wear all black, I have light hair, I'm a healthy bmi and I have strong features, not ickle pointyones

>> No.7304221

if it makes you feel any better most Japanese girls would die to have that shade of salmon-pink nipples.

Save up for surgery if it bothers you so much.
>>7300601
jesus

enjoy being /fa/'s sexual fantasy ya deviant.

you could always do those for pay photo sets too. Could be very profitable if you've got no reservations about that sort of thing.

>> No.7304287

>>7304221
For pay photo set? Why would they hire a gyno person?

>> No.7304339

>>7304287
Are you kidding? You'd be part of a very in-demand niche market.

There's plenty of peeps who are into feminine boys.

>> No.7304362

mediocre face
small frame
yellow tinted teeth

>> No.7304428

OP- Neuroscience major here. Men with Klinefelter's syndrome aren't always tall, they just tend toward being tall. I would say you should get tested for it. I mean it's a genetic abnormality so there isn't much that can be done to change it if you do have it, but it might be more manageable. Insurance might pay for you to have surgery to correct some of the symptoms. Many of them might resolve on their own with time anyway.

Also, please just take your pants off and post your little girl penis. If you could get your delicious titsin the shot as well it would be great. I need to see your cute little effeminate cock right now please.

>> No.7304434

>>7304428
Seriously, man. I have a fetish for girls with small breasts and large clits. I could totally fap to your noods I think.

>> No.7304442

>>7304434
so much desperation

i think salmon nipples anon left. Leave the poor kid alone jeez what's he ever done to you?

>> No.7304444

> bad eyesight, need glasses
> fucked up badly receding hairline at age 21
> crooked teeth beyond belief
> horrible jawline

I'm just a genetical mess from neck up.

At least I'm not fat.

Yet.

>> No.7304473

>>7304444
>genetical

>> No.7304480

>>7304444
i have all that and im only 18, at least i have nice eyes and 'luscious lips'

sweet

>> No.7304487

>>7304480
>>7304444
Show hairlines

>> No.7304508

>>7304129
Not according to the guvmint.

>> No.7304674

>>7304434
Can't believe you have the anon a name...

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this fucking thread

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7304887

>>7304444
who the fuck needs aesthetics with quads like yours?

>> No.7304992

>>7300601
srsly, pls go trap & b my bitch
I'm prolly shorter than u so it's all the more humiliating & sexy

>> No.7304998

Nice tits, OP.

>> No.7305048

>>7304444
> bad eyesight, need glasses
> crooked teeth beyond belief
> horrible jawline
Those aren't genetic. Bad eyesight is linked to carbohydrates consumption during youth (glucose -> insulin -> IGF-1 -> enlarged eyeball -> nearsightedness), jawline and crooked teeth are both because your jaw isn't wide enough, which was already in the 1920's linked to a nutrient deficiency of Vitamin K2 (your mum didn't eat enough bacteria during your pregnancy).
Why some people have an early receding hairline is still a mystery as far as I know though.
Sauce: I'm a paleotard

>> No.7305074

>>7300601
>tfw the most perfect tits I've ever seen were attached to a guy

>> No.7305084

>>7300601
>tfw a guy has tits as big as yours ;_;

>> No.7305092

I'm getting a boner, 4chan has made me such a fucking deviant

>> No.7305095

>>7300601
ffffffuuckkkk man I'm not gay or into trannies or anything but goddamn those tits are perfect

>> No.7305101

>>7305084

post em

wee love those tiny titties though

>> No.7305104

>>7305084
pls don't be sad, small tits like those are qt as fuck

>> No.7305115
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7305115

OPs face

>> No.7305124

it's like someone took model-tier features and stuck them on the face of a middle-aged mouthbreather

i'm gonna puke

>> No.7305126

>>7305115
oh shit
where'd you get that?
>dat thinning hair

awh shit op ABORT ABORT
DELETE THREAD

>> No.7305177

>>7305115
i kno ur playin but if OP's face is something like that then just put a bag over ur head while wearing qt stuff & lemme tap dat

>> No.7305266

>>7305048

too much testosterone causes hairline to recede early i think

>> No.7305472

>>7305115
That's actually unique and cool as fuck looking.
Shave head.

>> No.7305486

DELETE THE THREAD THAT PIC'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

>> No.7306184

>>7305115
>this picture again

>> No.7306332

>>7305115
Nope. Most of /fa/ has seen my face, but I'm definitely not Michelle

>> No.7306396

>>7305115
ATREYUUUU

>> No.7306414

>>7306332
Yeah, you're the white trashy ugly wannabe-trap guy right?