/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.7299930]

http://doughnutdisco.tumblr.com/post/67528068481/fashions-that-women-hate-but-men-love

I'll just leave this here.

[Anonymous No.7299935]

ugly font, won't read

[cosmicbutts !!qblBZSgYzBX No.7299939]

thanks /b/ro im rly mad now

[Anonymous No.7299964]

like what the like fuck like are they like talking about?

[Anonymous No.7299971]

this just in: american women are bitches and whores

[Anonymous No.7299982]

On scarves…“What’s it like being stuck in the closet?” — Kayla, 21

[Anonymous No.7299984]

>>7299930
>On jackets… “They’re a little gimmicky.” — Melonie, 18
chuckled out loud throughout the whole list, thanks

[Anonymous No.7299985]

women are awful

[Anonymous No.7299988]

don't wear jeans, scarves, suits, ties, tshirts, oxfords, jackets, shorts

[Anonymous No.7299996]

>>7299984
>http://doughnutdisco.tumblr.com/post/67528068481/fashions-that-women-hate-but-men-love
>“Belts really raise a red flag for me because like, clearly you can’t afford a tailor if you need a belt. No thanks.” — Veronica, 25
>Wearings pants without belts
>ISHIDDIGY

[Anonymous No.7299994]

On watches… “Are you too much of a hipster to look at your phone like the rest of us?” — Elsa, 29

Fuck

[Anonymous No.7299999]

>>7299982
"what's it like having a cold neck, you dumb bitch" - me, just now

[/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK No.7300001]

>>7299930

Thank god I'm gay. I honestly can't imagine the shit straight dudes have to put up with in order to find a chick who isn't crazy.

[Anonymous No.7300002]

>all the projecting on this site

lol

[Chaser !pQ0XzV3PLA No.7300014]

American women have proven time and again they don't know how to dress.

[Yawn No.7300027]

>>7299999

[Anonymous No.7300035]

My favourite:
>"I’d rather become celibate than date a guy who wears jeans. Only slobs wear jeans.” — Leilani, 29

[Anonymous No.7300046]

no oxfords t-shirts belts scarves suits jeans ties boxers briefs (what about boxer-briefs lmao) jackets watches boots beards clean-shaven

hahahha

[Anonymous No.7300055]

I wish they were posting a picture of themselves with each comment.

[Anonymous No.7300051]

I love how some of them directly contradict each other.
Also if you take this seriously or let it affect the way you think about fashion.. you are a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.7300052]

i bet 100% of those women are overweight

[Anonymous No.7300054]

>“I can’t stand a man in boxers. Sure sign of a man stunted in his teens if he’s still wearing boxers.” — Gayle, 34

>“Tighty whities. Who are you, Walter White? Are you a meth dealer? Because that is so not something I want in my life.” — Liz, 25
>“Full beards remind me of cults.” — Renee, 20

>On being clean shaven… “Are you Patrick Bateman from American Psycho? Or are you a man child who can’t grow any sort of facial hair?” — Rose, 29

WOMEN

[Anonymous No.7300048]

>I can’t stand it when a guy’s hair is done up with hair gel. I like it natural, but it still needs to be styled.

Top lel. Pic related, hair of the most white guys without any product.

[Anonymous No.7300061]

>>7300052
>>7300051
>didn't realize that it's explicitly satire and mentioned as so on the blog
whaaat

[Anonymous No.7300058]

you're all aware it's a joke and are just playing along, right? and that it's making fun of articles written in very similar styles but about women?

[Anonymous No.7300059]

>>7300052
>>7300055
exactly

[Anonymous No.7300068]

>Those New Balance sneakers always rubbed me the wrong way. So you’d rather be comfortable than look good for me? I see how it is.” — Becca, 31

Funny thing is /fa/ggots and /mfa/ers don't even wear them because they are comfy, but because they think they actually look good. I have nothing against runners btw, but all NB's are ugly as fuck without exception.

[troll master No.7300080]

L(‘▽‘)/ オーイ

I love obvious troll posts. I see we gurls here on /fa/ are all enjoying this snappy bit of humor.

[Anonymous No.7300081]

>>7300001
I sometimes wish I could be gay. I have gay friends and hang out with them. Not a lot of bullshit and they know how to have fun.

I just find women too attractive. And it does suck all the bullshit I have to go through with women.

[Anonymous No.7300088]

LOOK MOM IM ON THE INTERNETS

STUCK A TRUMPET UP HER BUTT XDDD

[Anonymous No.7300090]

>>7299999
epik numbers for an epik post.

[Anonymous No.7300098]

I could barely read that shit, but that New Balance one. Jesus
also
On jackets… “They’re a little gimmicky.” — Melonie, 18

[Anonymous No.7300097]

>>7300088
what

[troll master No.7300100]

>>7300088
Gurl you better adjust dat attitude hon

ur never gonna attract a good husband like that

[Anonymous No.7300104]

Based on this list, it's clear that the only things women will tolerate on a man are drop-crotch sweatpants and black leather-sleeve bomber jackets, all hail


Also, for people who are taking this seriously, this is what happened:
>website made an article on "23 trends guys hate (but women love)"
>tumblr person decides to satirize it
>nobody can tell it's satire (because they didn't read the first paragraph, or maybe because they do think all women are crazy? I don't know)
>everyone gets buttmad
>author gets buttmad because nobody thinks it's funny except other women

[Anonymous No.7300105]

do they even realize half of this list is conflicting with itself?

so you expect me to go out naked?

[/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK No.7300107]

>>7300081

I have had sex with a man and stopped in the middle for a beer and toke and then gone back into it. There is nothing less complicated than having sex with a man.

[Anonymous No.7300117]

>>7300100
mmhmmmm

snaps fingers

drop dat zeero getcho self a heero

i used 2 b fat but now im all that snaps fingr

[troll master No.7300118]

>>7300105
stop pretending to be a guy. Only women care aboot fashoon.

Why isn't this board like 90% women as it should be? y'all have bad, bad taste as it is. no wonder the only gurls who reblog coords similar to what you see on wywt have blogs that are 45% porn gifs.

[Anonymous No.7300124]

>>7300104
It doesn't say it's satire anywhere, stop making shit up.
+ you could legit get all these answers, so not like it's an obvious joke.

[troll master No.7300135]

>>7300117
ily

[/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK No.7300139]

>>7300104

She didn't say it was satire, but she did tag it at the bottom as her own writing.

The only time that satire isn't recognized as such is when it's either really great (e.g. The Onion) or really bad.

[Anonymous No.7300140]

>>7300124
>Since it’s International Men’s Day, I asked a bunch of women who definitely exist
>bunch of women who definitely exist


>(Inspired by this post.
then she linked to a real article


>And with lots of hilarious help from Liz.)

you're a fucking idiot m8

[Anonymous No.7300149]

>>7300124

Of course it's a joke. It just that women are so stupid that people are actually believing this shit is genuine.

[Anonymous No.7300156]

tfw no bf or gf

[Anonymous No.7300157]

>>7300139
>>7300124

>I asked a bunch of women who definitely exist to tell me styles men rock that they hate. (Inspired by this post. And with lots of hilarious help from Liz.)

It doesn't explicitly state that it's satire, but that makes it fairly clear.

I do agree that it's awful satire and not at all funny, I'm just playing devil's advocate

[Anonymous No.7300158]

>>7300124
http://doughnutdisco.tumblr.com/post/67528068481/fashions-that-women-hate-but-men-love
>hilarious help
>I asked a bunch of women who definitely exist
sarcasm

http://doughnutdisco.tumblr.com/post/67719194608/re-fashions-that-women-hate-fb-edition
>So if you haven’t seen this brilliant work of satire (seriously, it rivals A Modest Proposal) by tumblr user doughnutdisco, you’re missing out. Go ahead, click and enjoy, I’ll wait.
"satire"

http://doughnutdisco.tumblr.com/post/67699173125/stop-shamming-sic-people-for-their-clothes
>Hi everybody. Thanks for the nice responses to my silly post. I’m glad we’re in on the joke together. But I just wanted to highlight some of the hilarious reblogs of the post by people who really need to practice their reading comprehension.
"in on the joke together"

Don't worry, people thinking it's real just makes the joke funnier for me though. So keep up thinking that someone out there really thinks "v-necks are slutty" or "khakis are nasty" I guess.

[Anonymous No.7300168]

>mfw i read that entire post

Why are women so fucking stupid? I mean clothes are pretty goddamn trivial.

[Anonymous No.7300180]

>>7300118
Feeling a bit judgmental are we?

[troll master No.7300190]

>>7300168
>clothes are pretty goddamn trivial

is on /fa/

LOL @ anyone trying to come off as some half-baked pedant.

>tfw so much pseudointellelctualism and parroting on display here

[Anonymous No.7300206]

>>7300081
The bitchiest, back stabbiest, borderline bipolariest guy I know is gay. Guaranteed he's a stereotypical, lisping queer who thinks bad top 40 indie pop is 'underground'. I'm still really tempted to quit dating women and just stick to guys though.

[Anonymous No.7300216]

Does this mean we should just walk around naked?

[Anonymous No.7300218]

>“Belts really raise a red flag for me because like, clearly you can’t afford a tailor if you need a belt. No thanks.” — Veronica, 25

what?

like seriously what? WHAT?

i dont fucking leave my house without my belt on
like what
why would you
what

[/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK No.7300226]

>>7300206

People like that are that way regardless of his sexual orientation.

And if you've got a taste for the D, go for it.

[Anonymous No.7300223]

>tfw you have been taking fashion advice from a bunch of autists who can't into sarcasm

[Anonymous No.7300232]

Fuck I'm mad as hell right now. These chicks are retards.

[Anonymous No.7300234]

>>7300218
lol nerd can u even afford a tailor? #swerve u fucken brokeboi

[Anonymous No.7300238]

Damn I was so fucking mad until I read it's meant to be satirical.
The article it's parodying is horrible too so I get where they're coming from, but it's not really all that funny.

[troll master No.7300251]

>>7300206
you should.

You'd be with someone who understands and sympathizes with you.
>>7300180
I am not a pleasant person.
I don't understand /fa/

At least anonymous made me feel welcome .


>you like computers, anon?
>y-yeah
>yeah, compouters are cool, what'd you like to know more about?
>p-programming,
>good for you, welcome the the team. *shares resources*
>;~; we r leejun nao

[Anonymous No.7300290]

>>7300251
You aren't welcome because you're belligerent and talk shit without having posted, the my knowledge, any fits. You also insist on having a name even though you generally don't contribute except in irrelevant shittreads like this.

[troll master No.7300328]

>>7300290
>i know these two adjectives, so I am going to use them

Haha, ok. Ya got me there bruh. I'm pretty goddamn awful. *clapclap*

So we're all required to post fits so we can be ridiculed now? That's some flawless logic.


I'll remove the name if I ever feel the need to do so. Just filter it in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.7300366]

>>7300158
>(seriously, it rivals A Modest Proposal)

[Anonymous No.7300378]

>>7300328
>tfw i love you
>tfw im upset you insulted me back
>tfw i dont know how to express myself

[Anonymous No.7300382]

>>7299930
This is why I'm a misogynist.

[Yawn No.7300398]

>>7300328
literally no point in talking 2 u but
>post fit
>shows that u actually have an interest in fashion/dress well/know what you're talking about
>you dont seem like a twat
or
>dont post fit
>talk shit all the time
>b a twat
its not about being ridiculed u inbred

[Anonymous No.7300427]

>>7299999
Quints don't lie.

[troll master No.7300434]

>>7300378
Thanks, old chap.

>>7300398
There is no point at all, you're right. Ignore me and i go away.

[Anonymous No.7300450]

>>7299999
HO MY GAH

[Anonymous No.7300467]

>>7300206
/lgbt/ still exists? I always thought of it as one of those boards 4chan started to get into the political correctness wave.

[Anonymous No.7300478]

>“Polo shirts. Do you even really play polo? No. It’s so fake.” — Faye, 23

[Anonymous No.7300488]

>>7299930
>women

[Anonymous No.7300517]

>>7300478
Seriously, that's got to be satirical.

[Anonymous No.7300520]

Hahaha. I'll utilize this for my next comedy monologue. Gold mine.

[Anonymous No.7300522]

>>7300434
>old chap
too old for u b?

[Anonymous No.7300534]

>“Full beards remind me of cults.” — Renee, 20

>On being clean shaven… “Are you Patrick Bateman from American Psycho? Or are you a man child who can’t grow any sort of facial hair?” — Rose, 29
BEARDS ARE GROSS
BUT NO BEARDS ARE GROSS TOO

[lel !SmPI6cA8IY No.7300540]

For a moment I was happy I was gay but then I remembered how do most faggots dress and act.

[Anonymous No.7300555]

>>7300534
stubble master race

[Anonymous No.7300594]

>>7300517
Perfect opportunity to post that pic, though.

[Anonymous No.7300843]

>>7299930
Cool I won't wear anything. Apparently any type of clothing, accessory, etc isn't the ladies type. Fucking blow me.

[Anonymous No.7300856]

>this is obviously a troll post
>everyone taking it seriously
read the first paragraph jeeze

[Anonymous No.7300894]

>>7300068
You wrong as fuck son

[Anonymous No.7301038]

>>7299939
>/b/ro
get out fuccboi

[Anonymous No.7301071]

on ralph simons rick owens... "like what are you an A$AP gang. fuck outta here you aint no pretty boy" - Lauren, 24

on baggy pants... "u got gears?" - Emily, 23

[Anonymous No.7301104]

>“Khakis are so nasty. If I wanted to fuck a dude from Best Buy, I’d fuck a dude from Best Buy.” — Denise, 20

[Anonymous No.7301105]

Ladies, we aren't all judgmental pricks :D

[Anonymous No.7301114]

>Patrick Bateman
>Not /fa/
These bitches don't know shit.

[Anonymous No.7301144]

holy shit /fa/, this was an obvious satirical post. i hate stupid fucking women as much as the next person, but this is clearly satirical. she even admits it in the beginning more-or-less. try not to be fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.7301147]

>>7301104
>tfw no qt Best Buy bf

[Anonymous No.7301153]

>>7301144
>i hate stupid fucking women as much as the next person
props

for real though.

[Anonymous No.7301161]

>>7300467
>/lgbt/
>pc in any sense of the term
lel

[Anonymous No.7301178]

>>7300467
i don't think 4chan will ever even attempt to be politically correct in most cases.
never gone on lgbt (for i am not a faggot) but i can't hate on the board.

there is a difference between being politically correct and understanding and open.

and also it gives those guys a place to talk about their lack of privileges and shit.

it was probably also a containment board.

[Dalton No.7301174]

There's not much left to wear after thatthat

[Anonymous No.7301180]

jesus christ guys it's obviously a joke.

[Anonymous No.7301196]

THIS IS CLEARLY FUCKING SATIRE
THERE IS NO DISCUSSION
THIS IS SATIRE

jesus christ /fa/ sometimes you just go full retard, this is so blatant it hurts

"wow this is why women are so terrible, this is why i can't find a good girl, it's because they're all crazy"
the irony is palpable

[Anonymous No.7301193]

>>7300014

[Anonymous No.7301206]

>>7301196
i think a lot of people know it's satire, but are also discussing it satirically and just for fun.

calm down young pimp.

[Anonymous No.7301217]

Be formal, but don't be too formal.

Be comfortable, but don't be too comfortable.

Be sporty, but don't be too comfortable.

Be professional, but don't be too professional.

Be classic, but don't be too classic.

Be trendy, but don't be too trendy.

All at once. Every outfit. Every day.

[Anonymous No.7301234]

holy shit I think I hate women

[Anonymous No.7301229]

>>7301217
it's satire you fucking idiot
women are not a singular body
womankind cannot be hypocritical

[Anonymous No.7301239]

well at least they arent black

[Anonymous No.7301246]

>>7301234
don't worry, women hate you too

[Anonymous No.7301255]

>>7300000

[Anonymous No.7301250]

>>7301234
>holy shit I think I hate women
look, even if the article was REAL and not satire, they are talking things said by random women.
not letting girls vote on anything.

it's one girls opinions on one particular thing.

and also, girls have no idea what they want.
when they say they don't like something it doesn't mean anything.

tip your fedora to me if you will, but we all know i'm correct.

[Anonymous No.7301292]

>>7301250
*raises chalice of hawaiian punch*
*tips fedora*
*twirls cape*
*exits room*

[Anonymous No.7301307]

>>7301250
*inserts hooked metal rod into your urethra to scrape off the VD"

[Anonymous No.7301351]

>“Full beards remind me of cults.” — Renee, 20
>implying this doesn't just motivate me to continue into Don't Shave December

[Anonymous No.7301414]

I'm surprised none of them said anything about skinny jeans though. that's one girls have told me in real life

[Anonymous No.7301752]

>On sunglasses… “What, you can’t look at me in the eyes? What’s your problem?” — Quinn, 25

wut

[Anonymous No.7301758]

>>7299930

do women actually think like this?

[Anonymous No.7301765]

“I’d rather become celibate than date a guy who wears jeans. Only slobs wear jeans.” — Leilani, 29

I...What the hell? What does she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.7301771]

>>7301770
it doesnt say it is satire nerd

[Anonymous No.7301770]

>>7301765
>>7301758
it's fucking satire

[Anonymous No.7301797]

>>7301758
The only thing I can agree on is cargo shorts. I really dislike kahki cargo shorts.

[Anonymous No.7301831]

>>7300081
damn your gays sound cool. all the gays i know are fucking annoying as shit assholes. i will not associate with someone like that, let alone fuck them. ill cry myself to sleep alone every night if i have to, until my high standards are met.

[Anonymous No.7301842]

>>7301771
read the thread. read the blog post. its clearly, obviously satire

[Anonymous No.7301839]

>>7300104
jackets are a bit gimicky. GOD DAMNIT ANON. DONT YOU LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY.

[Anonymous No.7301848]

>>7301771
>>7301196

[Anonymous No.7302829]

>>7300000

[Anonymous No.7302986]

>>7301758
first off the article is satire. it doesn't need to say "DISCLAIMER: SATIRE" for you to figure it out.

however, even if it was real it doesn't mean much because each statement is made by a different girl and one girls opinion does not represent all women.

it's like taking what one person posts on /r9k/ and saying "do guys really think like that?"

also it really doesn't matter if a girl says she doesn't like this or that style, because it isn't necessarily going to be a turn off to her, or a make or break type of thing.

most likely it means very little.

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.7303006]

>>7302986
why are women so bad at being funny?

they try to be witty or satirical but it just comes across as nagging even in type written form

[Anonymous No.7303372]

>23 Trends Guys Hate (But Women Love)
>real article
>actual quotes from men

>no one bats an eye
>not a single thread on /fa/
...

>Fashions That Women Hate (But Men Love)
>fake 'article'
>obviously satire, a joke, taking the piss, 'published' on tumblr, absurdly ridiculous quotes

>WOMEN ARE BITCHES AND WHORES
>WOMEN ARE AWFUL
>ALL WOMEN EVERYWHERE ALL HAVE THE SAME IDEAS AND PREFERENCES AND ARE A COLLECTIVE HIVEMIND SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO ME THROUGH TUMBLR
>I HATE WOMEN
>GOOD THING I'M GAY
>CHICKS ARE RETARDED

[Anonymous No.7303398]

>>7303372
>article about women's fashion gets largely ignored on largely male imageboard
>where nobody from the imageboard visits the website in question with the article regularly anyway
>nobody cares about it
wow who would have thought

>article gets satirized on tumblr and posted on /fa/
>people respond to it
surprising

[Anonymous No.7303742]

>>7299939
>/b/ro

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.7303765]

>>7303372
haha love you

[Anonymous No.7303797]

>>7300467
It's a containment board. There's nothing PC about it.