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Hey People,
My name is Rick, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slender, clever, young men who spend every second of their day refining their style. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, why haven't any of you gotten any pussy yet? I mean, I guess girls like making fun of people's fits because they're too poor to buy the same, but they all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than badmouthing H&M when you wear Zara.
Don’t be sad. Just keep doing your best and you'll end up like me. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the undisputed world champion of fashion, and I run my own brand. What sports do you play, other than modern couture? I also own rock crystal toilets, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all beautiful, fashionable people who should just have faith in yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my witch

>> No.7232112

th-thanks rick, all I ever wanted was your approval ;__;

>> No.7232121

rick I tried to send me email about you giving me free geos but didn't find it :(

>> No.7232128

>tfw no qt mummified high priestess of Anubis

>> No.7232135

t-thx rik

>> No.7232136

>>7232107
i'm like a trash can holding all the information

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4QbEcVVBHM

>> No.7232142
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7232142

>>7232128

>> No.7232145

>>7232107
y-you too

>> No.7232148

>>7232142
wtf

>> No.7232155

>>7232142
omg

>> No.7232173

im not crying cutting onions is modern couture
now all I need it
lil b to say i'm based/taskforce worthy
& yohji to call me "modest and arrogant at the same time"

>> No.7232201

>>7232173
& yohji to call me "modest and arrogant at the same time"
y?
r u black, niggu?

>> No.7232206

>>7232142
omg, someone please PS off all the hair!

pleeease, this needs to be seen

>> No.7232233

>>7232201
nah but it'd be nice to be as cool as black is

>> No.7232240

>>7232233

It feels nice to be employed like white is.

>> No.7232375

>>7232240
nobody was talking to you pol
also you've misunderstood what I was saying why don't you go away

>> No.7232402

>>7232107
>has only one bitch
>bitch is ugly
>didn't get pussy in college
>breddy sure didn't get any pussy at all until 2002
>looked like shit until got money & time to work out
>started to cash out only when 30

>> No.7232410

>>7232107
>she just blew me
>not she just pissed in my mouth

do you even know who r.o. is?

>> No.7232414
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7232414

Hey Rick,
My Rick is Rick, and I Rick every single Rick of you. All of Rick are Rick, Rick, Rick Ricks who Rick every Rick of their Rick refining their Rick. You are every Rick Rick in the Rick. Honestly, why haven't any of Rick gotten any Rick yet? I Rick, I Rick Rick like making fun of Rick's Rick because they're too Rick to Rick the Rick, but Rick all Rick to a Rick Rick Rick. Rick is even worse than badmouthing Rick when you Rick Rick.
Don't Rick Rick. Just Rick doing your Rick and you'll Rick up like Rick. I'm pretty much Rick. I am the undisputed Rick Rick of Rick, and I Rick my own Rick. What Rick do you Rick, other than Rick Rick? I also Rick Rick crystal Rick, and Rick a banging Rick Rick (Rick just blew me; Rick was SO Rick). You are all Rick, Rick Rick who should just Rick Rick in Rick. Rick for listening.
Rick Related: It's Rick and my Rick

>> No.7232424

>>7232107
But Rick, I'm fucking Dad-core. Do you still approve?

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>> No.7232435

>>7232402
>>>/x/13705086