/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.7230989]

>gf feels

>"ready?"
>"ready"
>*trying to penetrate, too tight - slowing sliding in
>"okay just mo- oh ow ow ow"
>*pull out* "are you okay?"
>"yeah, lets just go to sleep alright - you're too big tonight"
>tfw

does she wants someone elses d or what?

[Anonymous No.7230993]

this is not fashion related saged

[Anonymous No.7231003]

>>7230993
>saging on the slowest board on the slowest time

[Anonymous No.7231008]

You work up with fingers before sticking the dick in.
now delete this

[Anonymous No.7231010]

you need to do more foreplay, she wasn't wet enough/turned on enough yet.

Als, sage.

[Anonymous No.7231012]

>>7231010
>>7231008
>"ready"
pretty sure that implied we did enough foreplay

[Anonymous No.7231017]

>>7231012
if it's hurting before you're even in, she's not ready and is clenching.

[Anonymous No.7231018]

>>7231012
If you have to ask if she's ready, she's most likely not. I imagine it could be a turnoff just being asked..

[Anonymous No.7231020]

>"ready?"
>"ready"


WOW OP SOUNDS LIKE U GOT PRETTY HOT AN HEABY WITH YOUR YOU BOTH LAYD THERE PRETENDIN YOUR DICK IS A RACE CAR

"READY TO PUT IT IN YET"

"YES READY FOR IT READY SET GO"

FUCKING PLONKER

[Anonymous No.7231022]

w2c average sized penis?

[Anonymous No.7231025]

>>7231018
>>7231017
okay makes sense

>>7231020
>typing anything yuro

[Anonymous No.7231028]

>>7230989
>iktf
Personaly didn't realy bother myself with whys of the problem, I simply broke up with her.
Sex should be pleasureable, not a chore.

[Anonymous No.7231030]

>>7231020
I lost it.

[Anonymous No.7231036]

>"ready?"
>"ready"

nobody does this

[Anonymous No.7231040]

[Anonymous No.7231042]

pls tell me she sucked you off after that or at least gave you a hand job. You didn't just try to fall asleep with a boner, did you?
I'm glad i don't know that feel

[Anonymous No.7231048]

>>7231040
every time

[Anonymous No.7231049]

>>7231022
>tfw almost 8" long and somewhat thick
>tfw virgin and afraid I'll really hurt the girl I end up doing it with

[Anonymous No.7231054]

>>7231020
sides orbiting the earth at 1 billion mph

[Anonymous No.7231056]

>>7231028
when it's in it's great, but i dont know recently its been pretty hard to get things rolling even when i still think she's pretty sexy - im not sure if its because its almost 3 years, full time jobs, etc
i feel like sex is going to be a weekly thing instead of a everyother day thing
>>7231042
yeah we rubbed one off
>>7231049
if you do it with a nonvirgin girl - theyll love it, trust me

[Anonymous No.7231073]

Ready or not ready, I will proceed. She becomes ready when she has no choice, and she loves it in the end.

[Anonymous No.7231072]

>breaking up with gf right now
>too sick to go to gym and distract myself from dem feels

[Anonymous No.7231095]

>>7231073
omg he's talking about rape lol

[Anonymous No.7231113]

>>7231073
wow lol my sides this guy is the funny

[Anonymous No.7231117]

>>7231095
Just normal sex with my wife. Giving voice commands on what to do makes your dick flaccid and ruins relationships.

[Anonymous No.7231123]

>>7231117
>not standing naked opposite your chosen sex partner staring them dead in the eye and giving them vocal encouragement like "please get aroused now it is time for sex"

[Anonymous No.7231128]

>>7231020
I laughed at this more than I should've.

>new girl I'm seeing
>we don't really get along
>she says that she would break up with me if I didn't have suck a big dick
>I've only made her cum once

I don't even know what the issue is.
She says sex is really enjoyable but she can't cum.

[Anonymous No.7231129]

>gf wants the fuck
>nowhere to go except my car
>fuck once
>go get water and she wants the fuck again
>can't even get fully hard
>dont finish
>end up going into a bathroom and sexing
I just want to fuck on a bed ;_;

[Anonymous No.7231135]

>>7231128
Tell her to flick the clitoris at the same time. Show her where it is.

[Anonymous No.7231143]

>>7231135
Tried doing that, doesn't help.
Sometimes our sessions end up after 20-30 minutes of me thrusting inside like a maniac and her having a sore pussy afterwards.
>>7231129
At least she wants to fuck.

[Anonymous No.7231145]

>>7231143
Is she on birth control? That kills the sex drive.

[Anonymous No.7231151]

>>7231145
Nope, never has been.
I think she could be shy or uncomfortable with me at the moment.
She said that she has social anxiety, but we're seeing eachother for about a month.

[Pronounced "So-Gay" No.7231155]

>>7231129
So are you fucking homeless or something? Banging crackwhores for $15?

[Anonymous No.7231154]

>>7231143
go down on her first bro. and dont just smash her, make the sex sensual and work up to thrusting like a maniac

[Anonymous No.7231169]

>>7231128
the basic technique for making a girl cum is just use your two middle fingers (middle finger and index finger) and do like a come here motion towards yourself, you will know when you've hit the right spot just keep at it in a consistent movement

Works every time and it ensures the girl will call you back

[Anonymous No.7231176]

my gf doesnt want to have sex yet

Says shes not ready

been together almost 6 months

both 19, virgins

what do

[Anonymous No.7231177]

>>7231169
Doesn't work with her, I've tried finding her G spot, playing with her clit, everything, and also what you said.

One time she did cum from penetration and once from clit stimulation.

[Anonymous No.7231180]

>>7231176
Does she say why ?
That is important.

[Anonymous No.7231188]

>>7231169
Doesn't work with all girls, I've had a 25% success rate with GFs (only the first one really), 100% with hookups though so take that as you will.

[Anonymous No.7231191]

>>7231180
Says shes not ready and that its still too soon, nothing more

[Anonymous No.7231195]

gf feels?

>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.7231197]

>>7231020
>FUCKING PLONKER
this is one of the most offensive things i've ever laughed at

[Anonymous No.7231198]

>>7231191
My first GF was also a virgin and she was eager to fuck. All girls I've known that aren't religious fanatics were like that, they were eager to fuck.
I'm not saying something is wrong with your GF but that isn't right.
Don't pressure her and it should come naturally if something else isn't in question.
Do you at least do some foreplay and touching ?

[Anonymous No.7231200]

>>7231191
she thinks you're fucking ugly & gay but nice company haha faggot

[Pyrénées No.7231201]

>>7231191
2 things
1) you might not be the one for her (inb4 she breaks upwith you and jumps on the first dick she sees next)
2) she might be nervous about the first time (happens to a lot of girls) in which case you should talk to her and perhaps, just perhaps involve a little help of senor tequila

[Anonymous No.7231207]

>>7231191
>>7231200
she prolly wants to have you around long enough & beta enough till where you're ok to have a 3 way with a big black dude but when you finally fuck she just pushes you aside half-jacking u off as she gets ravished by big black cock & yo just sit there & watch all sad n shit & she can feel your depression & anxiety rise getting her horny as fuck

[Anonymous No.7231218]

>>7231191
>>7231200
>>7231207
how much you wanna bet she wants to join a porn company and have a film studio of her getting a 5-way fucking by 5 big black dudes one of them 250lb of sicc prison muscle and you're sitting on the couch watching while the director explains to one of the black dudes to grab her by the nose & fuck her face mercilessly and the other picks her up by da ass and gobbles down her pussy like a thanksgiving dinner and she just has eye contact w/ the whole time and the director starts filming you on the verge of crying like a sad little fucking bitch

[Anonymous No.7231222]

>>7231198
Yea, we sleep together a lot and do everything except have sex

it really sucks, makes me feel unwanted as fuck

im such a bitch for sayong this lmao

[Anonymous No.7231223]

>>7231195

[Anonymous No.7231229]

>>7231191
>>7231200
>>7231207
>>7231218
i bet
i fucking bet
she fantasizes of you buying the both of you a boat to have your 'first time' on but really when you finally waste the $$$ for a boat you didn't even fucking want she has some crazy fucking cult strap her to the end of the boat like pirates would to a mermaid on theirs and the 40 something men involved with the cult take turns fucking her and painting her with blood & spooge & blast some music some of the dudes dress up like pirates and start riding the boat all adventure like and when you finally get home you have to bear witness to your gf getting literally anally rekt by a bunch of dudes in black hoodies and playing some very loud drone in the back ground and a bunch of 55 year old men playing pirate on your shitty boat

[Anonymous No.7231234]

If you seriously have to ask if she's ready then you're doing something wrong.
You're not too big, she's not aroused.

[Anonymous No.7231255]

>>7231201
>just perhaps involve a little help of senor tequila
I knew you where a slut, perpetuating rape culture like that.


:^)

[Anonymous No.7231273]

>>7231229
>>7231218
>>7231207
>>7231200
literal autism

[Anonymous No.7231292]

>>7231222
Maybe she really isn't ready or maybe she is afraid of it.
Are her friends virgins too ?

[Pyrénées No.7231308]

>>7231255
shut up, thats why i said TALK to her before. as in "hey if youre nervous maybe we should try this"

[Anonymous No.7231309]

>>7231145

>Is she on birth control? That kills the sex drive.

M9 that really depends on the person, my ex was so fucking horny even though she was on it, i mean i sailed the red seas each month as well.

[Anonymous No.7231325]

>>7231169
That's for makin them squirt, not cum. No they aren't the same thing

[Pyrénées No.7231339]

>>7231309
>i sailed the red seas each month as well.

[Anonymous No.7231353]

>>7231309
Thats the time they are horny tho bro because the pills through that section are just sugar - its just too keep in the habit of taking the pill.

They dont get the hormone in those 4-7 days and so they get mad keen to be pounded. its the most frustrating time of the month for me because gf doesnt wanna get herself too worked up (probably because she'd cave into sex) so she wont even pleasure me ;_;

[ᵀᴿᴼᴬᴵPoϟt (ง ͠°(...) !!M/8ntLE+we3 No.7231361]

>girl says she wants to come over
>put on movie as filler time
>make out
>do everything right
>she decides its the best time to talk about her sons 1 more time
>get her to shut up about that
>she cant stop talking and we continue watching movie
>she initiates making out/touching groping
>she talks about her life again
>starts drizzling outside
>tell her to leave i dont have a car to drop her off (there's an extra car left here)
>she insists i walk her to the bustop
>i call a taxi to drop her off to the bustop
>tfw im glad shes gone
>tfw i know its partly my fault
now im having oily pizza,enjoying warcraft 3 and literally dont care about her anymore

[ᵀᴿᴼᴬᴵPoϟt (ง ͠°(...) !!M/8ntLE+we3 No.7231375]

>>7231361
my uncle called ne a fag and i wanst even fazed
this happened 20 mins ago too

[Anonymous No.7231382]

>tfw no gf!

[Anonymous No.7231388]

>tfw every time a woman starts to be attracted to me I start to lose interest

why
fucking why

[Anonymous No.7231392]

>>7231353
Women are horny during their periods even without birth control. Their hormones are going crazy. And hey, it's just a bit of blood.

[Anonymous No.7231395]

>have sex in the missionary position
>gf is loving it
>gf starts squeezing my asscheeks
>I'm digging this and I'm pounding harder
>gf slips a finger into my ass
>I cum at this moment, like the formation of a supernova
>gf gives the biggest grin.
>"Did you like it?"
>"Y-yes." *gasp for air*
>I get out of bed, and at that moment, the gf spanks my ass.

It seems that my gf is becoming more and more dominant. I don't know how to feel.

[Anonymous No.7231400]

>>7231309
>i sailed the red seas each month as well
Vile, but she'll be more sensitive riding the cotton pony than any other time. Not that big of a deal when the flow is light and you're in the shower.

[Anonymous No.7231401]

[Anonymous No.7231402]

You know someone would have to be really naive or stupid or crazy to like you.

[Anonymous No.7231403]

>>7231395
Good.