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7174726 No.7174726[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you shit yourself in your raws

>> No.7174738

>tfw you shit yourself on a date

>> No.7174740

>tfw you're deathly afraid of farting in your jeans because you never wash them

Going on one year now. I have the most violent shits.

>> No.7174750

>>7174740
disgusting

>> No.7174757

what bridge is that? shits tall as fuck

>> No.7174764

>>7174757
the golden bridge duhhhh

>> No.7174762

>>7174740

I thought I was the only one who knew that feel.

>> No.7174770

>>7174764
golden gate bridge o shir

>> No.7174768

>>7174757
golden bridge

>> No.7174781

>>7174770
Call me an idiot but couldn't you get really badly hurt diving from that distance? I thought water could really fuck you up if you dont land properly

>> No.7174783

omg

>tfw was drinking and doing bars last night
>woke up in my own bed
>smells like shit
>look down
>I shat my bed
>mfw I managed to take off my raws before crawling into the bed

I have no reaction faces but its a pretty good feel considering I spent the entire day cleaning my matress

>> No.7174785

>>7174781
Nah, it's water bro. It's like liquid.

>> No.7174786

>>7174781
yeah but he was fine.

>> No.7174789

>>7174781
he was committing suicide

>> No.7174793

>>7174781
Yes. You definitely have to know what you're doing at a significant height or you'll throw your organs up through your ribcage and basically tear yourself apart

>> No.7174796

>>7174781
well from that distance the water is like concrete

>> No.7174800

>>7174796
no its more like liquid

>> No.7174803

>>7174781
If you hit it a certain way, the impact on water can easily resemble that of concrete.

>> No.7174818

>>7174781
Its from the documentary "the bridge"
He died, but they interviewed several other people that jumped and survived the fall.
One scary thing is that almost EVERYONE that jumped said they regretting jumping the second their feet left the bridge.

>> No.7174826

>>7174740
>tfw you're paranoid if your pants smell bad, but you believe can't smell it because you're so used to the smell

>> No.7174827

>>7174803
Stop trolling

>> No.7174836

>tfw you get pussy juice on your raws because your girl is riding you and you forget to take them off

stain still won't come out, and it's right on the crotch of my black nudies.

>> No.7174851

>>7174781
At the angle he landed, he's definitely dead. In addition to it feeling like hitting concrete, the impact could rip your clothes off.

>> No.7174852

>>7174836
>nudies
Yeah, go throw them and buy another pair of jeans lol.

>> No.7174857

>>7174836

wait... you forgot to take off your pants? what?

>> No.7174860

>>7174827
It's true.

>> No.7174863

>>7174857
we were pretty into it

unbutton, unzip, pulled out the d and that was that.

>> No.7174861

>>7174803
>>7174796
negative. there has been a plethora of scientific studies that prove water still retains it's ability to remain water the farther away you are. the theory that it morphs into concrete with distance is bogus. otherwise construction workers would just use water then leave for lunch and come back viola

>> No.7174878

>>7174861
Wouldn't the construction water need a constant stream of suicide jumpers to maintain it's concrete state?

They should make a tall building out of it.

>> No.7174897

>>7174836
vaginal secretions darks? god women are awful

>> No.7174902

>>7174861
nigga waht

>> No.7174929

>>7174897
Gonna try an old toothbrush and hot water. It's pretty noticeable according to my bros.

>> No.7174930

>>7174783
>somewhere a girl is wondering if that guy she hooked up with knows she shat in his bed after he convinced her to let him try anal

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>>7174861

this guy

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>>7174861

>> No.7174959

>>7174897
*stain darks

>> No.7174992

>>7174740
>tfw you can smell your dick through your underwear and jeans
I need to shower soon but /fa/ told me no soap, no poo

>> No.7175016

>>7174740
>tfw you fart all the time
>tfw you sniff the posterior area of your rawz

And suddenly it's time to wash your rawz

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>>7174878
y-you're right

>> No.7175034

>>7174851
>the impact could rip your clothes off.
WHOA WHOA WHOA!! 2fuckingspooky for me!

>> No.7175047

>>7174781
when you hit water with that kind of velocity it acts like a solid

>> No.7175050

>>7174785
why would you do that anon? Go on the internet and talk about things you don't know about...

>> No.7175056

>>7174800
refer yourself to this>>7175050

>> No.7175063

>>7174827
>That can't possibly be true, you must be trolling
fuck you're stupid. Granted he worded it badly, it doesnt resemble concrete. When you hit water at high speed it acts like a solid

>> No.7175074

ive jumped off a 100 foot cliff into water and the impacts crazy, if u jump off something like that bridge you die instantly

>> No.7175069

>>7174861
lel
8/10 if trolling
0/10 if serious

>> No.7175094

>>7175074
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY861UGa1Fo

>> No.7175098

>no one links to the film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhARXu3wWDc

>> No.7175131

>>7175098
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhARXu3wWDc
what in the god damn fuck is this shit?

>> No.7175139

>>7175069
do you have a genuine mental deficiency

>> No.7175289

>>7174781
because of the tension of the water, when your body impacts it it turns concrete

>> No.7175317

>>7175047
no it still acts like a liquid
thats how liquids act

>> No.7175353

>>7174781
Yeah, what happens is the water turns into concrete when you hit it, it's a cool scientific phenomenon.

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>this thread

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7175398

Look faggots, I live in San Francisco. Whenever I'm taking a ferry to work some fucker always jumps off the bridge and turns the entire bay into concrete. Do you know how much time that adds to my commute? Do you know how many times I've almost been fired?

>> No.7175408

>>7175398
im going to do it monday morning just to bother you

>> No.7175409

>>7175398
i got tuesday

>> No.7175418

The idea of 'water turning into concrete' probably comes from non-newtonian fluids, even though water isnt one of those.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ThtQkkXvdo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2XQ97XHjVw
>When stress is applied to the liquid it exhibits properties of a solid.

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>>7175418
Nah, it comes from plain old surface tension. Water has exceptionally high surface tension due to it's dipolar nature.

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>> No.7175457

>>7175440
This. If you fell into a river of mercury, you'd be fine.

>> No.7175460

>>7175440
the word is bipolar. some times its like water, other times its like concrete.

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>breaking in new JB
>2 months in no washes
>come home from Uni
>gf in laundry room
>hey hun I just did your laundry
>o...okay
>w...wait did you wash those jeans
>yeah those things needed a wash
>here I'll take them out the washer
>everything turns blue in washer
>Hun what happened to all my clothes they are ruined
>wears H&M , AA, Abercombie
>fuck, you ruined my jeans too
>they were dirty
>gets mad at me
>calls me a dirty hipster
>tfw can't break up with her cause its my mom
>tfw no gf

>> No.7175469

You guys have it all wrong

It's not the water that turns to concrete when a body impacts it, its the person

Upon hitting water past a certain velocity, the human body immediately reverts in to it's initial concrete form and then shatters.

Are ya'll stupid?

>> No.7175470

>>7175098
wat a horrifying film

>> No.7175499

>>7175469
this explains why the clothes rip apart on impact

>> No.7175507

surface tension niggas
if you shoot a grenade launcher into the water before you hit to rile it on up u no die
>2013
>never seen the particle action movie I'm thinking of that's name excapes me at the moment

>> No.7175515

>>7175466
lol

>> No.7175526

>>7174726
is jumping off a bridge actually that dangerous
i mean they're usually built over deep lakes n rivers I think
i doubt you get yourself to stop swimming once you go under the whole point of suiciding like that is because you can't control yourself after a certain point
assumin you know how to swim anyways

>> No.7175528

>>7175507
This is actually why most action films are bullshit. Because of surface tension, if you shoot a bullet at water it impacts it as though its a solid, causing the bullet to shatter and only penetrate a few feet. Bullets don't go whizzing through water at full speed like in movies.

>> No.7175535

>>7174726
Laughed audibly while scrolling

thank you

>> No.7175534

>>7175526
It's the same with jumping off any high point anon

Jumping just isn't effective as a suicide form cause most people just stop half way down, turn 360 and fly off to where the jumped from once the regret kicks in.

>> No.7175538

>>7175526
I'm guessing the impact with the water will wind a nigga or knock them out, idk.
I must work if it's such a commonly known method.

>> No.7175539

>>7175131
emotional film but not much dept, basically show jumper -> talk to friends to family - obv hard to prevent jumpers when youre a few miles away

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>>7175534

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>>7175539
>not much dept

>> No.7175543

>>7175534
I laughed hard


this is a good thread

>> No.7175550

>>7175542
>shitty typing skills

>> No.7175557

>>7175555
well what else would the pool be made of?

>> No.7175555

Today I learned belly flops into a swimming pool is more dangerous than jumping off a high bridge into a pool of water.

>> No.7175571

>>7175528
unless it's a powerful enough round to shoot through concrete

>> No.7175577

>>7175557
concrete obviously

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>>7175443
>baldening the bald guy

YOUVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME

>> No.7175587

>>7175577
dont you mean structural water

>> No.7175596

>>7174992
What's no soap supposed to do for you?

>> No.7175599

>>7175587
idk I think regardless if you kill yourself with water it goes from being H2o to being H2OUCH

>> No.7175600

>tfw been doing no poo for three days and my lower intestine is about to explode. I was clinching and crowning yesterday, but didn't let the poo out. The nice hair afterward will surely be worth it.

>> No.7175619

>>7175600
its worth it.

but dont go over 14 days or the poo inside of you starts to go out into your hair. its why your hair gets greasy and smells

>> No.7175671

what if water falls at a high height all the way on our body cuz its trying to kill itself
like rain
omg rain
we have to help it

>> No.7175694

>>7175671
I don't know what to believe anymore.

>> No.7177185

>>7174726
>usually what i'm dressed iiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn