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So I'm planning on wearing one of these bad boys for a Halloween party at my girlfriend's family's place. From what I've heard she may or may not be wearing something that legs-y Tight fabric stretched over my body might result in some embarrassment... What would be good accidental boner preventative maintenance? I was thinking a cup of some kind, but anything comfortable?

>> No.7161338

>>7161331
hahahhahaha holy shit

why would u buy a bodysuit if u cant even control ur boners, r u fucking 13 years old?

yeah go ahead and stuff a huge cup in ur pants ur totally not going to look like someone hiding a 4" dick

>> No.7161345

>>7161338
I actually agree with prophet (hell is now absolute zero) what the fuck op, you can't control your boners? Are you 15?

>> No.7161351

>>7161338
>ur boners
>r u
I'm not saying I can't control myself, just don't want to risk anything with so many people. It's not everyday I get to see her in a skimpy dress.

>> No.7161359

>>7161351
r u new???

also wtf, u should be seeing ur gf naked every day or dump that bitch if shes not putting out

a sexy halloween costume is the most action u get in a month smh what is wrong with america today

>> No.7161389

>>7161331
Go buy a massive dildo and put that inside the costume. Then go up to her dad and when he notices just smile.

>> No.7161391

wear boxers over and possibly a tshirt

>> No.7161404

Get a dancers belt. This is probably the most unhelpful ive ever seen /fa/ be.

>> No.7161418

>>7161404
yeah thats probably because this board is /fa/ - fashion and not /fa/ - experts on tucking some 14 year old retards 3" dick into his skinsuit

>> No.7161428

>be me
>buy full body suit
>have anxiety
>go to halloween block party to have a good time for once
>night starts nice
>its a hot suit and for some reason the place is unusually hot so i start sweating
>then hot sloots come in
>jump starts my anxiety
>try to shake it off
>walk around
>sweat even more from walking
>see girls pointing at me
>theyre walking in my direction
>i look around
>theres no one else around
>oh my god theyre walking towards me
>i get more nervous
>Lose Yourself (Intro) - Eminem
>literally sweating bullets right now.
>getting so nervous my knees get shaky
>saliva is running more and more every second
>i throw up
>throw up is trapped in suit
>i can feel the warmth of my vomit trickle down my neck, down my chest until it all collects at my feet
>girls have no idea that i threw up because the lighting is not good at night
>thank god
>i try to play it off and make my way home
>"hey anon my favorite song is on lets dance" she says as she grabs my arm
>nope
>i smack her hand and throw her off me
>no one tells me what to do

>> No.7161443

>>7161359

Not everyone lives with their gf/bf and sees them everyday.
Additionally sexy costume =/= naked.

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>>7161418

>> No.7161457

>>7161404
No, /fa/ at its most unhelpful is 300 posts of racial, bodyshaming, sexist flaming coupled with demands to meet in London.

This? This is what you deserve for worrying about the outline of your cock showing. People get erections. NBD.

>> No.7161499

>>7161457
>bodyshaming

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

>> No.7161529

>>7161499
I'm lean and fit, think it's good to be so, and think the obesity epidemic is a major health crisis.

Not only is shitting on the bodies of random strangers on the Internet pointlessly cruel, there's actually been clinical studies showing that getting bodyshaming messages contributes to poorer fitness, health, and body composition outcomes. Which makes sense - emotional eating is a big contributor to obesity, it takes motivation to begin a workout regimen, and who's going to take care of something when there's a tape loop in their head telling them it's a worthless piece of shit that no one will ever value?

>> No.7161556

>>7161529
That's only dumb cunts that starve themselves. Brodude bodyshaming is helpful until the point of roids.

>> No.7162950

>not having the mental will to control your arousal.
One can be aroused without immediately showing it physically.

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>>7161418
aha o fuck, 10/10

>> No.7163020

OP confirmed for 15 y old

Lets get this straight, wearing something like that infront of your GF-s parents is not okay, EVER.
As for the boner thing, buy an ab guard or a sports guard for your balls/penis.

>>7161418
/thread