/fa/ feels

[Anonymous No.7145694]

>tfw no cheekbones

[Anonymous No.7145719]

>tfw you get really nice and dressed up then go out in public and think something is wrong with your outfit and keep wanting to go check your reflection
>tfw no friends

[Anonymous No.7145733]

>tfw you're late to go somewhere so you're forced to rush your outfit and once you leave you start judging how ridiculous you must look and becoming incredibly self-conscious

[Anonymous No.7145742]

>>7145719
>tfw everyones looking at you and you're not sure if they're just mirin or there's something wrong with your fit

[Anonymous No.7145753]

>tfw decent cheekbones but terrible jaw

[Anonymous No.7145760]

>tfw self conscious even wearing higher quality basics
>tfw bring a change of clothes with you in case you become too self conscious about what you're wearing

>>7145719
>tfw no friends
iktfb

[Anonymous No.7145770]

>>7145760
>>tfw bring a change of clothes with you in case you become too self conscious about what you're wearing

thats pretty bad

[Anonymous No.7145773]

>>7145733
>tfw you literally roll out of bed and just throw shit on, dgaf
>girls mirin the shit out of you
>put together a great fit, put a lot of thought into it
>no one seems to notice

Fuck this happens to me a lot

[Anonymous No.7145774]

>tfw your friends are all plebs

[Anonymous No.7145775]

>tfw you look at yourself in a car mirror and there's someone inside the car

[Yawn No.7145784]

>>7145775
Ahahaha I do this all the time
Anyway lets get some good /fa/ feels in here
>tfw u order something new and its exactly what u hoped it would b
>tfw people (grills) comment on ur clothes/style
>tfw knowing u look better than everyone else

[Anonymous No.7145785]

>Anon, are you going to rent a suit
>NO, I own one...
>Get scoffed at, "because it isn't a common thing for a guy to have a suit"
Plebs

[Anonymous No.7145789]

>>7145775
>tfw its the window and you make direct eye contact with them

[Anonymous No.7145791]

>tfw you don't even know why you browse /fa/ anymore

[Anonymous No.7145797]

>tfw anus stretches out too much
>need to size up next time

[Anonymous No.7145798]

>>7145784
>tfw knowing u look better than everyone else
true patrician talking

[Anonymous No.7145799]

>>7145785
Okay, this has happened to me. How in the fuck did it become 'odd' for a man under the age of 40 to own a suit?

[Anonymous No.7145800]

>>7145791
hit too close to home
poet's gone, why am i alive?

>tfw girl you like dresses better than you

[Anonymous No.7145804]

>>7145798
>there are people on /fa/ that think all black looks anything other than awful

[Anonymous No.7145806]

>>7145798
>tfw when shitty proportions

[Anonymous No.7145807]

>>7145775
the rear view mirror makes you look fat though

[Anonymous No.7145812]

>>7145798

[Anonymous No.7145815]

>tfw when your face is puffy

[Yawn No.7145820]

>>7145798
i think its a good fit
every time i wear that i get mad compliments but w/e
my legs look so weird in that pic

[Anonymous No.7145817]

>>7145800
Why did he leave?

[Anonymous No.7145823]

>grail arrives in the mail
>it's a half size too small
kill me

[Anonymous No.7145824]

>>7145799
because a lot of guys don't need one unless they're going to a wedding.

[Anonymous No.7145825]

>>7145799
It's ridiculous; I am in high school, and I own one. I apologize for owning a staple in any sort of normal wardrobe.

[Anonymous No.7145834]

>>7145798
>black shirt, black pants, black shoes
FASHION!

[Anonymous No.7145842]

>>7145834
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move that bitch, crazy
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move that bitch, crazy

[Anonymous No.7145848]

>>7145823
>having a grail

Fuck off pleb

[Anonymous No.7145894]

i should just give up, right?

[Anonymous No.7145900]

>"why don't you have a girlfriend.. or boyfriend :)?"
>"i'm not gay"
>"are you sure?"

and of course

>"lol u look like such a hipster"


need i say more?

[Anonymous No.7145908]

>tfw asymmetrical face
>tfw one cheekbone

[Anonymous No.7145918]

>>7145908
yikes.

>asymmetrical face
>look beautiful and respectable from one side
>look actually retarded from the other side

[Anonymous No.7145924]

>>7145694
>>7145753
>great cheekbones
>great Jaw
>naturally sunken cheeks
>underbite

[Anonymous No.7145927]

>>7145900
>grills even talking to you in the fisrt place
you're doing better than me, mate

[Anonymous No.7145934]

>>7145800
>poet's gone

WhAAAAAAAAAAAAt? Since when? Please tell me he didn't ragequit because of the bullying. THe silent majority loved him.

[Anonymous No.7145942]

>leave class to go to water fountain
>wearing blue ocbd and chinos
>black kid in baggy clothing comes out of bathroom
>"yo, this nigga look first class"
>"you look fancy and shit damn nigga you clean up good"
>calls a random dude going into the bathroom
>"yo you see this dude he on point"
>mfw leaving water fountain

[Anonymous No.7145945]

>>7145934
wait what when

poet was one of my favorite trips, after User (who doesn't post much anymore)

[Anonymous No.7145949]

>>7145945
he got bullied and he left in a bitchy 30yearold man fit

[Anonymous No.7145986]

>>7145924
at least it's not an overbite

>tfw
>overbite
>bad cheeks
>babyface
>mild acne
what i did was taking the worst possible pics of myself on a shitty iphone camera and looked at them every day. i rarely care about my appearance anymore

[Anonymous No.7145991]

>not the best looking guy in your crew

[that nig with an E30 !ePUl/AW9M2 No.7145998]

>>7145817
he was tired of the dicks on this site

[Anonymous No.7146004]

>>7145942
what kind of school are you going to?

[Anonymous No.7146028]

>>7145900
> you look like such a hipster
Thanks I wear some obscure brands.

For some reason hipster jokes that were marginally funny 4 years ago are just now trickling down to the masses and they love them.

[Anonymous No.7146040]

>terribad acne and scarring
>no matter how clean-cut and fit I look people will look at me as a dirty and unhygienic outcast

[Anonymous No.7146045]

>>7145773
Not giving af is attractive in itself.

[Anonymous No.7146046]

>tfw she says I gave model cheekbones
>tfw she's fucking someone else

[Anonymous No.7146047]

>>7146040
>have mild acne/few pimples and dark spots
>going to fade in a few months tops with my new skincare routine/diet
>makes me feel terrible
>hear about people like this
>feel even worse
stop making me feel bad

[Anonymous No.7146048]

>>7145991
iktf

well second best out of 6 aint too bad

[Anonymous No.7146057]

>tfw face is still slightly fat and immature looking even though I got 21 BMI
>tfw turned 23 today

Well, at least my height and voice make up for it

[Anonymous No.7146117]

>>7145986
Meh the thing about an underbite is it destroys the normal contours of your profile. An overbite is normal, and creates the "flat" or "round" face profile where the nose is the most projecting part of the face. Having an excessive overbite only makes that shape more pronounced exaggerated. An underbite shifts things fundamentally so that rather than being round, the profile is a straight slope down with the chin being the most projecting point. It throws off the silhouette/proportions of the whole body.

[Anonymous No.7146123]

>tfw great jaw
>tfw decent cheekbones
>tfw shit skin and broken nose

>tfw still qt gf
haha nerds

[Anonymous No.7146139]

>>7145991
>having a crew

[Anonymous No.7146150]

>>7146117
i know but i have a big jew nose and my overbite is killing my profile

[Anonymous No.7146162]

>tfw ugly
>thought being /fa/ would solve it
>nope wear better clothes no one notices
>started lifting
>7 months
>go from 118 lbs to 150 lbs
>acquire decent otter aesthetics
>wear same clothes
>clothes have since gotten too small, whatever dgaf
>everyone compliments you
>everyone thinks you look great
>girls rub my shoulders and arms
>asked at parties to lift shirt
>impressed by my DYEL abs
>tfw just want to go back to the gym and lift things in silence

[Anonymous No.7146177]

>>7146162
ily

[Anonymous No.7146192]

>>7146162
if you want girls to want to fuck you, you will always be better off going to the gym rather than dressing well.

i think this is something everyone would agree one.
however there is no reason not to be both /fit/ and /fa/
but there is no point is dressing well if you just want girls to notice, you should do it for yourself

im not sure how this relates to your post, but whatever

[Anonymous No.7146204]

>>7146162
>dressing well for others

[Anonymous No.7146222]

>>7146204
>>7146192

I did dress well for others.
I did get /fit/ for others.

I thought it would change my life.

But after doing so I felt empty. I just enjoy going to the gym now and dressing appropriately.

[Anonymous No.7146233]

>>7146204
>not solely dressing to impress others

i would be much comfier now if i was wearing a tracksuit or sweats

[Anonymous No.7146270]

>tfw when you spend a year losing weight to discover you have gyno
time to never take my top off

[Anonymous No.7146289]

>>7145848
>being poor
no you fuck off

[Anonymous No.7146291]

>>7146270
get decent abs/shoulders and pull it off as pecs lol

[Anonymous No.7146317]

>>7145694
>tfw cheekbones too big

Have to stay lean or face looks horrible.

[Anonymous No.7146325]

>>7146291
Like 50 cent lal

[Anonymous No.7146331]

>tfw no chin
>tfw 5'6"
this is fucking shit

I want augmentation

[Anonymous No.7146341]

>>7146204
>dressing for self expression

Stupidest thing there has ever been.

[Anonymous No.7146347]

>tfw mild acne
>tfw heard "if only he didn't have acne he would be cute" a million times

Fuck everything

[Anonymous No.7146373]

>tfw you have an ugly laugh and try not to laugh ever in public

[Anonymous No.7146378]

>>7146341
yeah, why should I dress how I want when there are thousands of people I could be pandering to.

[Anonymous No.7146379]

>tfw heavy chest acne

[Anonymous No.7146388]

>tfw I get pussy all the time but still can't keep a girlfriend
I'm 24 and my relationships are always short because I become a serial cheat and verbally abusive person when drunk which means I can't look my partners in the eye after I've behaved in this way.

[Anonymous No.7146393]

>>7146162
people aren't impressed by clothing unless it's plastered with 'high end' branding

[Anonymous No.7146396]

>tfw short

you can almost get every single other thing mentioned in this thread modified/fixed but you cannot change your height so check your privilege. but yeah the usual for me too

>bad jaw
>no cheekbones
>fat
>fat short ugly nose
>overbite

[Anonymous No.7146410]

>>7146396
i'm 6'1 and it really doesn't do anything for me, seriously

i'd trade 6 inches of height for a nice face and better skeletal structure any day.

[Anonymous No.7146414]

>>7146378
Because I dress fir success. I make music to express myself. I'm not a teenage goth kid crying for attention with the way he dresses.

[Anonymous No.7146427]

>>7146410
same guy, but i'd love some input on this. can an ugly guy (let's say 4/10) get beautiful women if he's confident and successful?

[Anonymous No.7146437]

>>7146427

the only thing good looks do is help with breaking the ice

lift weights and attain a nice physique to remedy your eyesore of a face

[Anonymous No.7146439]

>snoutlike nose
>big misshapen ears
>bottom lip bigger than top lip

i have a decent jawline and i think my eyes are nice though

the ears may give me wacky charm though i guess ;_;

[Anonymous No.7146447]

>>7146437
i guess that would work for one night stands, but it's kind of shitty knowing that if i ever married a beautiful women it would be for my money only, and there wouldn't be much of an attraction towards me if not for that

[Anonymous No.7146450]

>>7145775
i was checkin myself out in some guys car window once and his car turned out to be parked right below his apartment and he looked out the window and thought i was a hoodlum trying to steal something so he yelled at me

[Anonymous No.7146459]

>>7145991
the best looking guy in our crew is gay. i'm the second best looking. girls always go up to him, talk for a bit and he tells them to come and chat with me. it's not too bad

[Anonymous No.7146473]

>>7146459
he wants your dick bruv

[Anonymous No.7146510]

>>7146447

it's not that black and white bro. if you're the 6'1" guy in that other post (not sure if i interpreted that right, so clarify) then use your height to your advantage. don't go around touting how tall you are, but try to drop it at some point in a convo if height gets brought up. im a pretty ugly guy as well, but im 6'1" and muscular. it gives the girls an excuse to touch me and to "show me off" to their friends. if they can tell their friends that a guy they've met is "over six feet tall" then they will. bragging rights are like catnip to women. i have lots of close relationships with girls, and quite a few with very attractive women. not gonna completely BS you, most of the women i attract are 6's and 7's, but there are some 8's and even a 9 in my books who like me. confidence has a hell of an effect on women

[Anonymous No.7146512]

>>7146459
Tfw no gay wingman
tfw lead asshole in group of assholes

[Anonymous No.7146516]

>>7146473
dnt tink so

[Anonymous No.7146524]

>>7145807
keep telling yourself that

[Anonymous No.7146525]

>>7146512
j-joe is that you?
its george lmk if thats you buddy

[Anonymous No.7146531]

>>7146512
>tfw lead asshole in group of assholes

i know that feel except no one else in my group is an asshole

[Anonymous No.7146563]

>>7146427
Of course. I was really shy up until I left high school, I always stuck with the same group of friends who were all very ugly to be honest but I was good looking. I had the same girlfriend throughout high school and some of her friends didn't like me because I was too shy to make conversation when I first met them. I lost my virginity early on in the relationship with her and a few of her friends who I became friends with told me she was only with me because I was hot. We ended up breaking up and I moved away with one of my ugly mates, he is a 3/10 I'd say. Anyway, I started to chat to girls online, looking for a new girlfriend and the compliments they gave me about my looks boosted my confidence massively. Within a year or two I was able to chat to anyone, approach strangers and made a lot of new friends as well as shagging a lot of girls. My 3/10 mate was also pretty shy, I remember when I got my confidence boost I'd have new friends over and he wouldn't socialise as much as I tried to involve him, if I had a hot girl over he sometimes would sweat and go red or start shaking. Now we go out often and he plays wingman, he gets hot girls all the time, like the confidence has rubbed off onto him. It started slow at first and we'd chat as a group but he, surprisingly, learnt from me to the point where all we do now is introduce ourselves to the girls and have 1 on 1s with them. I know he can go out on his own with the same amount of confidence too because he's sleeping with hot chicks he's chatted up at work and shit all the time. Confidence is the key to getting women my friend. Also, don't be arrogant... I've said I'm hot in this post a lot but I'd never say it irl. I did get a little bit shit at one point because a guy I was hanging out with was always in competition with me trying to sleep with the most girls, because of the shit me and him spoke about I was getting arrogant when talking to girls which was embarrassing since they would always reject me.

[Anonymous No.7146581]

>>7146512
haha that was me a year or two back

now I dress well and only hang-out with guys I'd go gay for (not including work friends) and only meet them to go gym with or go looking for girls with

[Anonymous No.7146601]

>>7146388
casemods?

[Anonymous No.7146603]

>>7146388
stop drinking fegit

[Anonymous No.7146605]

>>7146531
I'm not even the biggest asshole, I just organize our nights out and they basically go with whatever I want to do. The biggest asshole will laugh at peoples misfortune to their face and call girls hambeasts in real life. Another one of us told this girls ex that our friend was getting his dick wet in her. In those words.

[Anonymous No.7146630]

>>7146325
Just how gyno are you?!! Dx

[Anonymous No.7146644]

>tfw virgin at 19

[that nig with an E30 !ePUl/AW9M2 No.7146671]

fuck this nigga

[that nig with an E30 !ePUl/AW9M2 No.7146683]

[Crept No.7146685]

>>7145694
>tfw no friends
>tfw no girlfriend
>tfw really, really bored

[Anonymous No.7146698]

>>7145918
>tfw asymmetrical face
>both sides look beautiful and respectable in their own ways
>together they clash quite horribly

[Anonymous No.7146707]

>>7145942
this post made me happy

[Anonymous No.7146710]

>tfw turned 23
>still kissless virgin
Just kill me already

[Anonymous No.7146718]

>>7146671
>>7146683
What in the holy name of Christ is this

[Anonymous No.7146727]

>>7146710
Why? Are you ugly or socially retarded?

[Anonymous No.7146759]

>>7146727
A nit of both, more latter than former though.
I'm not that socially retarded per se, but I never found a social circle since I moved out of my country. I got some acquaintances (that actually are connected to a couple of really good communities), but no actual friends or mates to go out on a daily basis and write messages on fb to each other.
As for former, my face looks a bit fat and immature even though I'm not that overweight (83 kg), most people would give me 17-18 if not for my above average height (193 cm). So yeah, kinda like that.
I don't even know why I write all this stuff, it's not like someone actually gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.7147266]

what can i do to get more prominent cheekbones besides surgery?

[Anonymous No.7147297]

>>7147266
starve yourself

[Anonymous No.7147352]

>>7147297
i felt like i was retaining more water by starving myself

[Anonymous No.7147377]

>meet qt girl that looks slightly heroincore at party
>get her number
>will probably never see her again since she lives at the other end of the city

[Anonymous No.7147374]

>weakening hairline
>qt turned me down for a date
>I called qt the bad kind of french since she is Corsican
>I should not have watched Un Prophet

[ᵀᴿᴼᴬᴵPoϟt !!M/8ntLE+we3 No.7147495]

>tfw tony was fat
>tfw paulie was an idiot but mirred his sweats
>tfw not enough swagger to pull of velvet sweats

[Anonymous No.7147499]

>>7145694
How do you determine if your cheekbones are good? Mine just seem flat and eh.

[Anonymous No.7147518]

>freckles
>probably type 1 skin

[Anonymous No.7147855]

>>7147518
freckles are qt

[Anonymous No.7147918]

>tfw good looking but cant take good selfies

[Anonymous No.7150813]

>>7146057
>tfw iktf
kill me

[Anonymous No.7150826]

>>7145742
this one gets me

[Anonymous No.7150847]

tfw when you ignore every other girl except her but she's still not your gf

[Anonymous No.7150861]

>>7145991
>tfw no crew

[Anonymous No.7150862]

>tfw hairy face
>tfw have to wax constantly and pull these isolated dark hairs that grow on my cheeks once in a while

[Anonymous No.7150866]

>>7145694
>ground teeth down to like half size
>acne despite accutane
>acne scarring
>retarded hair
>skinny fat

Finally got a genuinely /fa/ girl into me after dating nothing but 5/10 tumblr sluts so its not all bad

[Anonymous No.7150954]

>tfw broken nose
>tfw three scars on my face from various fights
>tfw one eye droops lower than the other because I got hit and broke my eye socket
>tfw I constantlylook like a thug

[Anonymous No.7150972]

>>7150954
I;m guessing you're slavic or British

[Anonymous No.7150974]

>tfw strong square jaw but weak chin and cheekbones
I GUESS YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ALL

[Anonymous No.7150979]

>>7147374
>disparaging corsicans after napoleon
it's like you want to be fucked by a gorgeous effay benevolent dictator again

[Anonymous No.7151010]

>tfw 5'3
>tfw live in NYC so I can go to all the big stores and see clothes in person, but too intimidated to enter stores full of clothes I can't currently afford
>tfw poor
>tfw I keep having to make new friends every 3-4 years because I keep switching to entirely different schools
>tfw not even in school right now, no friends or socializing for the past 5 months

I need to go back to school already. All that delicious fafsa money, thousands of dollars. And I get to go and make new friends. Again.

[Anonymous No.7151013]

>>7150954
basicly
>tfw I look like a rick model
fuq u, you can rock anything easymode just get built (but u already r I bet)

[Anonymous No.7152142]

>a girl tells you that you are spending too much on overpriced clothes
>90€ for a pair of nudies
>she recently bought a coat from H&M for 200€

[Anonymous No.7152171]

>>7150862
>waxing your face
rofl

[Anonymous No.7152197]

>>7145694
If you want better cheekbones you should drop XTC once. It awakens muscles at the back of your jaw which gives you a better jaw line and more defined cheekbones. At your own risk though.

[dr. mario !!Eq6UgECMDNK No.7152241]

>>7152142
but it's different. she needed the coat. she has a right to buy and spend when she wants and how she wants.

she has the right to micro manage your life and your purchases because every dollar spent on yourself is one less dollar spent on her.

stop being sexist.

[Anonymous No.7152403]

>>7145918
iktfb
Although i have a slight feeling that no one really notices and its not even that bad.

[Anonymous No.7152409]

>>7150862
I get those lil shits like two inches away from my eye some times. Its rediculous

[Anonymous No.7152414]

>tfw dentist told me to stop sucking in my cheeks

[Anonymous No.7152452]

>>7146447
If you have money, you probably have status. Bitches care just as much, if not more about that.

[dr.cmario !!Eq6UgECMDNK No.7152510]

>>7146510
>>7146447
>confidence has a hell of an effect on women
exactly, and that is the key way of "attracting" them. women aren't like men when they are looking for a partner. they aren't attracted to the same things as guys.
to keep it simple: women like confidence, because it is what they lack. they want a guy who knows what he wants. it implies he has value.
when a guy sees a hot girl his dick is like "damn." It rarely matters if she's rich, or has a good personality.

when a girl sees a hot guy, she may be physically attracted to him, but if he is an awkward aspie, unconfident loser, she will be turned off.
his attractiveness implies he is wanted by OTHER girls, which makes her want him.

but that can happen with any number of traits, including being dressed "well," having a large group of friends, etc.

and NOTHING shows your value more than being confident and seemingly selective.

[Anonymous No.7152522]

>>7152510
how do you feel about the DENNIS system dr. m?
>D = demonstrate value
>E = engage physically
>N = nuture dependence
>N = neglect emotionally
>I = inspire hope
>S = separate entirely
except for maybe the last step, do you think this has the potential to work in real life?

[dr. mario !!Eq6UgECMDNK No.7152537]

>>7146510
>>7146447
>confidence has a hell of an effect on women
exactly, and that is the key way of "attracting" them. women aren't like men when they are looking for a partner. they aren't attracted to the same things as guys.
to keep it simple: women like confidence, because it is what they lack. they want a guy who knows what he wants. it implies he has value.
when a guy sees a hot girl his dick is like "damn." It rarely matters if she's rich, or has a good personality.

when a girl sees a hot guy, she may be physically attracted to him, but if he is an awkward aspie, unconfident loser, she will be turned off.
his attractiveness implies he is wanted by OTHER girls, which makes her want him.

but that can happen with any number of traits, including being dressed "well," having a large group of friends, etc.

and NOTHING shows your value more than being confident and seemingly selective.

also using your money to impress her is a bad play, because there is a very high chance she is gold digging.

nothing i talked about is enough to make a girl fall in love with you. that comes from a balance of many different things, but confidence will ALWAYS be important.

obviously girls like a guy with a lot of money, and if you have it theres nothing wrong with subtly showing that. but directly buying and spending on HER is the wrong move.
i can explain if i need to, but it seems self explanatory.

do you want to date a hooker?
obviously you don't because a hooker leaves when she stops getting paid, ya dingus.

[dr. mario !!Eq6UgECMDNK No.7152567]

>>7152522
haha i loved that part in the show.

there also is a lot of truth in it, even outside of any "game" or "tactics."

[Anonymous No.7152601]

>>7152537
i don't want to be confident
i just want to be me
fuck these games

[Anonymous No.7152620]

>>7152601
confident is being comfortable with who you are
its not a game, its just a step in the right direction of being a better person mentally

[Anonymous No.7152646]

>>7152567
Here you go acting like you know something again. Hard to believe since all you do is post on 4chan.
Tell me why someone would take any advice from you.

[dr. mario !!Eq6UgECMDNK No.7152692]

>>7152646
i done came through
i done hit the spots
i done hit the licks
i done folded knots
i done kept it up
i done kept it major
i done kept it real
i done peeped haters
i done took it easy
i done kept it light
i done kept it cool
i done took advice
i done rolled by
i done tat my neck
i done folded money
i done cashed checks
i done slanged large
i done hit the cut
i done showed loved
i done said whats up
i done burned enough
i done hit the streets
i done fell through
i done stacked cheese

i done turned the corner
i done seen a cap
i done had it backwards
i done took a nap
i done kept paper
i done took off
i done thought about it
i done been a hustler
i done been chillin
i done be grindin
i done be winnin

[Anonymous No.7152745]

>>7152692
I apologize for doubting you.
You've lived quite the life.

[Anonymous No.7153030]

>>7145991
>tfw the ugliest one

[Anonymous No.7153104]

>tfw 5'9"

i didn't even take note or care about it until i started using this shitty imageboard

[Anonymous No.7153177]

>tfw baby face
dad and his sisters all got gaunt as fuck faces when they grew older

cant wait to look like a skeleton

[Anonymous No.7153197]

>post a fit on sufu
>wait for negs

[Anonymous No.7153209]

>>7153104
samesies

[Anonymous No.7153213]

>6.1", 145 lbs
>Ottermode body
>good skin
>nice jawline
>average cheeks

>socially cripple
>talk like six years old
>always smile like a retard
>tfw

Seriously...

[Anonymous No.7153861]

>>7153209
Fuck same here too

[Anonymous No.7153864]

>>7153861
same
hold me brothers

[twerk it No.7153878]

>wear lotus skort, double layer ls, combat boots to school
>compliments from sassy black girls and teacher on how cute my outfit is and my sewing teacher is impressed with the construction

>wear rick skants tucked into combats with a silk ls, gimp hoodie, squishy beanie from crust
>sewing teachers discuss how adorable my outfit is
>tons of compliments from students

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[Anonymous No.7153881]

>>7153878

[twerk it No.7153889]

>>7153881
pretty close, but i was wearing this tshirt and no hoodie

[Anonymous No.7153899]

>>7153889
w2c t-shirt or low cost alternative? color is nice

[twerk it No.7153906]

>>7153899
color is horselung and it's a double layer, no one is doing anything like it except for rick

[Anonymous No.7153951]

>>7153906
>horselung

they don't have that at uniqlo :(
rick has some cool earth toned shirts

[Anonymous No.7154008]

>>7153878
what's the crust beanie made of? i know some of the newer ones are alpaca

[twerk it No.7154040]

>>7154008
baby alpaca, merino, nylon
incredibly warm, will actually be useless for half the year where i live :(