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What is the most effay career?

>> No.7142129

rick owens store clerk

>> No.7142146

Cult leader. Ziggurat caretaker. Lord of Hell.

>> No.7142149

>>7142129
thats a job homie

>> No.7142154

Scientology.

>> No.7142158

>>7142114
finance

be a shark

>> No.7142162

>>7142146
ziggurat caretaker would be sick

>> No.7142165

>>7142158
no.

>> No.7142171

>>7142165
>not bathing in luxuries and enjoying the finer things in life that is fashion

alright your loss

>> No.7142181

>>7142165
what why not?

>> No.7142211
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>>7142114
Author
Artist
Doctor

>>7142158
There's too much pretension in finance to be effay.

inb4 some bespectacled ex loser says Engineering.

>> No.7142227

...model, anyone?

>> No.7142231

>>7142211
>There's too much pretension in finance to be effay.
>names artist and author as /fa/

LMAO

You are just lost in this world.

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>> No.7142238

>>7142211

>author
>artist
>doctor

one of these three is not like the other. hint: it's the one that walks around a building smelling of bodily fluids talking to sick people all day.

>> No.7142271

>>7142227
probably this

>> No.7142268

>>7142114
Graphic designer, model, fashion designer, studio artist, author. Shit like that.

>> No.7142280

German techno producer

>> No.7142279

>>7142238
surgeon??
how fucking cool would be to tell people you fucking cut people open to save their lives as you drive away in your ferrari

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>>7142238
>Things have to be the same same to be effay

Author and artists have the most predilections towards effay lifestyles. Doctors have the trappings of power and money but aren't blinded by the detritus of other high paying jobs.

Note: these careers and effay aren't synonymous.

>> No.7142309

>All of these pretentious careers

Be a carpenter, you get to build your own shit. Women love a man who's good with his hands.

>> No.7142325

>>7142236
i don't get it

>> No.7142342

>ctrl+f
>"fashion designer"
>no results
really?

>> No.7142349

>>7142309
tailoring your life choices to accommodate your crippling thirst for a gf isn't effay or autonomous.

>> No.7142352

Anything that pays a lot.

>> No.7142360

>>7142114
Whatever job you can gladly wake up to every morning

>> No.7142363

anything you can be the best at

>> No.7142365

investment banker

>inb4 american psycho

>> No.7142367

>>7142268
see
>>7142342

>> No.7142370

The most /fa/ career is one you like doing. There's nothing more /fa/ than seeing people enjoy what they do.

>software developer for a startup here

>> No.7142373

Tailor with a thing for photography so you can get pictures of all your shit.

>> No.7142415

is autorefinishing /fa?

>> No.7142491

>>7142365
>graduated in top 10 percentile of my Major
>job lined up for corporate banking 6 months before graduation
>$95k starting and $10k incentive to meet work objectives

Soon...

>> No.7142513

>>7142491
gratz dude
what school and bank

>> No.7142523

>>7142491
>$10k incentive to meet work objectives

Scum.

You'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

>> No.7142527

>>7142280
holy fuck yes
>Function
>Dettmann
Surgeon is effay as fuck as well

>> No.7142542

doing what you love doing
that being said i'm a physicist and i love it

>> No.7142550

>>7142513
UWO Ivey business & working for RBC.

>> No.7142562

>>7142523
Well, compensation is significantly higher to meet other objectives but they're definitely not attainable with what I'm given to work with. Maybe with some luck but I doubt it, only the $10k is guaranteed.

>> No.7142583

>>7142370
teach me how

>> No.7142599

math to become financial engineer/risk manager
we're here to stay & take all ur $$$ :^)

also getting involved in 4x

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Implying it's not being a serial killer forensic blood spatter analyst

>> No.7142712

>>7142523
wait what's wrong w/ that

>> No.7142715

>>7142211
> anything
> too pretentious for /fa/

>> No.7142723
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7142723

Engineer

>> No.7142738

>>7142723
that can't be a real grill

>> No.7142754

>>7142158
14 year old. Back to school little buddy.

>> No.7142757

chef

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>>7142712
>>7142562
>Being fed crumbs to enable the oligarchs towards the ruination of society as a whole

You'll never be effay no matter how many ricks you buy with your blood money.

>> No.7142771

>>7142114
artist or fashion designer = only option

>> No.7142801

>>7142723
>detritus
It seems like everyone and their grandmother is trying to be an engineer nowadays.

>> No.7142830

>thinking any career that involves wearing a uniform is /fa/

>not realising a suit is a uniform

why is everyone on this board so fucking stupid

anything where you make your own money and can do your own thing is /fa/

>> No.7142852

>>7142801
Liberal arts faggot detected.

>> No.7142866

>>7142527
don't forget Xhin

>> No.7142893

>>7142279
>ferrari
>effay
kek

>> No.7142909

>>7142852
Business finance actually

>> No.7142910

>>7142852
defending engineering, faggot detected and confirmed.

>> No.7142951

>>7142768
i feel like you're a troll but please do shut up. you're on a fashion board crying about capitalism.

makes no fucking sense.

>> No.7143069

>>7142951
capitalist =/= oligarchist

>> No.7143081

>>7142523
there will be no walls when the revolution comes

>> No.7143143

any high paying office job is /fa/ imo. The field a person chooses to go into is really just a statement about the person, doesnt dictate whether they are /fa/ or not

>> No.7143805

>>7142491
What degree do you have?

>> No.7143844

>>7142866
>>7142527
today anon was cool as fck

>> No.7143899

Jazz musician
>heroin
check
>smoking heavily
Check
>fucking bitches
Check
>hanging out in artily seedy clubs
Check
>2013
>not living on a bridge for that sonny rollins homeless chic aesthetic

>> No.7143927

i work do government contracted intelligence work and I've been to every populated continent. got shot at on two of them.

I smoke cigarettes, drink, and whore around. I think it is p cool.

>> No.7143931

>>7143927
sounds mucho interesting

story time please

>> No.7143935

>>7143927
>work do

lel. you know what i mean.

>> No.7143938

>>7143931
what do you want to know?

>> No.7143941

>>7143938
not him but more info on your job would be neato

>> No.7143940

I'm studying to be a web dev.
Definitely no effay people in the field, I'm the only one in all my classes that doesn't dress in shitty trainers/cargo shorts/dad's hand-me-downs.

>> No.7143952

>>7143941
o...k.

I was in the army as an intel weenie. Went to Iraq/Afghanistan early on. I was attached to special operations being their nerd. Might have killed people directly a couple times, don't know. Indirectly captured/killed hundreds.

I kept my clearance and got a degree. Contracting is a huge business. What else is there to know?

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>>7143952
lol so you arent even delta force? lmao gtfo nerd B^)

>> No.7143973

>>7143962
LOL no. I would interact with them pretty frequently at times but I am by no means a trigger-puller.

>> No.7143984

umm how has architect not been mentioned?
>aesthetically oriented
>/fa/shionability is a requirement
>creates art through engineering (kinda like fashion huh)
>god complex to the max

>> No.7143988

i'm gonna be a teacher. i think that's pretty /fa/ if done right

>> No.7143990

>>7142757
>14 hour days
>not stop working
>high stress levels
>being surrounded by retarded kitchen hands who can't competently complete simple tasks
>constantly being bitched at by waitresses
>smoking and drinking levels 100x that of a lesser man

yeah sure sounds /fa/ to me. That said, I have a good friend who's a chef. He's always exhausted and lethargic, but he loves it and has a qt3.14 twee gf

>> No.7143998

>>7143973
how many jason bournses have you had killed

more than 8 i assume

>> No.7144048

>>7143998
I've never had a white enemy lol.

>> No.7144073

Post-modern social critic, who dabbles in Marxist philosophy.

>> No.7144103

>>7144073
Played out

>> No.7144111

Writer

>tfw bitches love my words

>> No.7144128

>>7142599
that's basically me

>> No.7144136

Aircraft Fueling? Get to break in jeans and boots on the clock, catch a cheap buzz off the fumes, working out in the elements, plus good money to cop more gear.

>> No.7144150

>>7144111
http://forlackofabettercomic.com/?id=35

>> No.7144253

>>7143081
cuz we tear em down blast em out
roofie up in my absinthe...

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Being Dylan Rieder for a living.

>> No.7144266

>programmer
>not the most effay job ever

>> No.7144271

4chan janitor

>> No.7144272

Isn't it obvious?

Actor.

>> No.7144290

>>7144263
FUCK he's cool.

>> No.7144350

I just got my first job as an artist for the largest ad agency in the free world.

A... am I effay now?

>> No.7144363

>>7144350
leo burnett? dats p cool

>> No.7144377

>>7144363
WPP.

Want to see if I can make it from London to New York one day and work with Droga5, they're probably the most nxtlvl ad agency going.

>> No.7144380

architect

>> No.7144476

>>7143899
this

>> No.7144484

a male prostitutte

>> No.7144480

>>7142365
This for sure.

>> No.7144511

>>7142290
shit that's a good one..

>> No.7144529

>>7142342
#rekd
>>7142367

>> No.7144537

>>7143990
2/fa/4u

>> No.7144718

>>7143805
HBA.