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>be 5'4 as measured by a physician
>sitting in class
>overhear a guy shorter than me talking to a girl
>height comes up in conversation
>he says "yeah I'm 5'6"

Why do people lie?

>> No.7109915

Cause there embarrased
Sux to be u

>> No.7109929

why not

>> No.7109922
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7109922

>>7109909
Mfw someone says they're my height and they're significantly shorter than me

>> No.7109965

>>7109909
Are you a boy or a girl?

>> No.7109975

what if I don't know my height?

what if I make a guesstimate?

does that make me a liar?

>> No.7110016

>>7109975
This. Also, people's heights change. My posture's gone to shit - when I graduated high school, I was 5' 10" point something, and now I'm 5' 9.5" +-.3".

Also, because it doesn't matter. It's kind of expected you fudge stuff like that socially.

>> No.7110035

>>7110016
>5' 9.5" +-.3".
is that what you tell people? lol

>> No.7110059

>>7109909
because they're in denial

>be 5'6
>friend 4 inches taller than me keeps insisting he is 6 feet tall
>I call him out on his bullshit
>He insists I must be 5'8 instead

It's fucking hilarious

Everyone adds like 2 inches to their actual height

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7110062

>mfw i have no idea how tall i am

must suck to be insecure

>> No.7110069

>be 5'11
>doctor puts down 6' for my license
balla

>> No.7110080

Be legit 6 feet or more.
Tell people I'm 5'11'' when they ask.

Watch shorter dudes get really pissed off that I said that after they just claimed to be 6'1'' or something. It's fucking hilarious. I will correct liars one situation at a time.

>> No.7110086

>>7110062
exactly. I was measured last time when I was 18 by doctor. it was 191 cm. I never felt urge to measure again.

>> No.7110093

>>7110086
you're missing the point mate

and making a fool out of yourself

>> No.7110097

>>7110062
this

i reckon i'm 5'11'' but it's never come up, no one worthwhile gives a shit anyway.

>> No.7110100

You're both manlets

>> No.7110109

>>7110035
Only on 4chan. I say 5'9 or 5'10 depending.

>> No.7110130

>>7110093
oh ok, I'm s-sorry...

>> No.7110126

>>7110080
Holy fuck I'm doing this now.

>> No.7110138

>>7110086
I'm 187cm

I think it's because I was born a thug and grew into a bad boy killa.

do real niggas get to go to heaven?

>> No.7110176

>tfw manlet threads everywhere
remember that bai can pull shit off being fucking short and has tall qt gf, also voted as the most fashionable of country or something
It's just that he has everything tailored, fit body and confidence
>inb4 manlet detected
lel

>> No.7110206

>>7110080
wow you're so cool.

lel y do u even care what other guys say when its pretty obvious when manlets are lying?

>> No.7110217

off topic but i got a mini rant

I honestly do not think that manlets should into fashion for the simple fact that clothes look good on thin people. Manlets should not be thin. It makes them look childish and silly. Tall people can pull off being skeletons because they are tall. If you are short then you should go for a built and stocky look. I've seen 5'5 guys that were 90lbs and 5'5 guys that were 150lbs and I would definitely respect the latter a lot more as a man

>> No.7110226

>>7110059
Oh no! He's trying to say he's 2 inches taller than he actually is! What a fucking raging faggot. Beat the fucking ignorance out of him, bro.


Fucking stupid, FA-Absorbed retard.

>> No.7110241

>be 6' 0"
>sweg

>> No.7110251

>>7110217
but no one cares what you think because you're a 15 yr old faggot.

>> No.7110271

is 5'10 an okay height?
Where I live I'm p average

>> No.7110283

>>7110062
Ignorance is bliss after all.

>> No.7110296

please tell me you corrected him

>> No.7110298

>>7110296

No I'm not autistic enough to jump into a conversation I had no part in. If I were in the conversation then I would have

>> No.7110324

>be 6 foot 1
>have a really relaxed posture, rarely stand up straight
>shorter dudes flip out when I say my real height and demand I stand next to them to prove it
>every time they throw a silent hissy fit when they realize that I'm not lying
It goes both ways anon. Its the most bizarre thing. Once when I was in the military we went to measure it on a scale with height measurement built into it, and this guy refused to accept my height being what it was until I lowered my head a bit. Kept getting angry and insisting that I was somehow "making myself taller"

>> No.7110334

Girls do the same thing but pretend to be shorter.

I'm 5'6 but claim 5'4 because guys like petite girls

>> No.7110338

>>7109909
people for sure tend to round up. Like if you have part of an inch or anything.

>> No.7110377

>>7110059

I can confirm this. Physician made me think i was two inches taller than i actually i was

went from 5'11"
>lol height doesnt matter man
to 5'9"
>tfw manlet

>> No.7110395

>>7110334
girls lie about their weight mostly

5'6" 200lbs

TEHEHEHEHEHE

u r sew silly anon i am 5'4" and 120lbs!
and a size 2 ;)

>buy size 2 dress for you
>6 sizes too small

oh anon, i love it but i umm...never have an occasion to wear it

*sweating*

>thats not sweat thats umm, love...juice?
>grills sweat when they're in luvvv?

>> No.7110513

>>7110395
that's probably because any grill who isint ugly and obese is disgusted by the sight of you sieg

>> No.7110520

>>7110513
rekkkt

>> No.7110534

>>7110069

This. Feels fuxking good man!

>> No.7110537
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7110537

>tfw 6'3
>tfw you forget quite how tall you actually are until you meet someone of a similar height

>> No.7110595

>>7110395

but aren't you notorious for having dated an ugly hambeast landwhale who by your own admission dominated you in bed?

>> No.7110629

>>7110537
Man, tfw when I tower over everyone.
6'10 guy coming through.
For all the manlets who want to be tall as me.
BEING TALL FUCKING SUCKS! Your knees always hurt, you can't sit in no car, you can't find no pants, people only want to talk about basketball. I HATE BEING TALL! I wish I were 9 inches shorter.

>> No.7110652

>>7110629
>Your knees always hurt, you can't sit in no car, you can't find no pants, people only want to talk about basketball.

I laughed, thanks

p.s. nobody wants to be as tall as you

>> No.7110669

Top of 6'4" here (194cm)
I dont know, hugging people (except my uncle, he has the exact height as me), feels really awkward.

Atleast riding a full train is really nice, and girls dig it

>> No.7110679

>tfw when 5' 6" manlet
>would like an extra couple of inches to round it out

>> No.7110695
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7110695

These threads always make me laugh. You realize discussing height like this is basically a more formal version of a who's got a bigger dick contest?
Men lol.

>> No.7110706

>>7110059
I take off three quarters of one cause I know I aint what I aint and 6'1" feels pretty much ideal.

>> No.7110703

>don't know height
>guess it's around 5'7, don't say I"m taller than I am
>measure myself one day
>tfw 5'9

>> No.7110716

>>7110695
*tips fedora*

>> No.7110722

>>7110652
If you're 610 and not playing bball in some sort of capacity, you are a lazy faggot piece of shit. You are literally the bottom of the barrel white trash faggotry. You had to have been the most unathletic fuck you knew growing up. Stay browsing 4chan till your heart cant pump hard enough to reach your extremities you uninspired waste of hgh.

>> No.7110890

>>7110629
6'4" is the cut off.

And if your shoulders are narrow and you're tall I feel bad for you.

>> No.7110931

>5'7
>perfectly content with height but a few inches wouldn't hurt

I dont understand why people make such a big deal out of how tall someone is. It doesn't fucking matter. If you're short and make a big deal out of it, you only draw more attention to it. You are that fat person at the pool who won't take his shirt off; only drawing more attention to it. Then there are tallfags who make it a point to belittle shorter people. Once again, you are projecting your own insecurites onto others.

>> No.7110940

>meet a girl on okcupid
>no full body pictures
>tell her im 6 foot 4
>she tells me shes "6 2"
>meet her a few days later since we're 10 minutes away
>she's like half my height
>"b-b-but you said you were 6 2"
>"62 inches hahahahah"

>:(

>> No.7110955

>>7110940
catfished

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>>7110940
Lol, never use ok cupid. What a dumb cunt.

>> No.7111013

6'0 when i dunk on a peasant and 6'2 when talking to the lady but am really 6'2 cuz lying isnt healthy

>> No.7111029

>be with this one guy that's the same height as I
>somehow height gets brought up
>say I'm 5'6" (I don't lie about my height because all my friends are assholes and would #rek me)
>other douche bag who is same height as me but wearing retarded air jordans with tall ass soles says he's 5'8"
>no
>don't call him out because not douche
>tfw in high school

>> No.7111038

>>7110931
the majority of /fa/ is ugly as fuck and think being taller will make them more attractive to grills

>> No.7111043

>>7111029
And when I say be with I mean be standing next to and talking to. I'm not a faggot.

>> No.7111054

>>7111029
This happened to me except the guy said he was 6' and I was 5'10" freshman year and visibly taller than him. So I told him I was 5'10" and he said nah, you're 6'3" and I just looked at him.

>> No.7111100

>>7111054
I don't get why people do this. Plus this guy was jacked so he has nothing to embarrassed of other than compensating for his manlet status.
>mfw 5'6" 100lbs don't give a fuck
>mfw I have no face
I enjoy being a skeleton.

>> No.7111232

>>7110537
I know this feel. 6'3 as well and I never notice how much I tower over people until i'm around my buddy who is 6'5. Being around him makes me feel so insecure and childish I couldnt imagine that feel daily as a manlet.

>> No.7111345

This reminds me of a time I went snowboarding.

>qt3.14 girl at counter asks for my height
>guesstimate 5'9" (Only know do I know I'm about 5'7"ish)
>corners of her lips twist ever so slightly for a hair's width of a second into what seems to be a twisted smile of which I can only assume to be personification of condescension as she snickers wildly and unrestrained within the private depths of her soul

>> No.7111458

>5'3
>everyone thinks I'm 5'5
hey, I'm not complaining.

>> No.7111470

>6'1
>tell people I'm 6'1"
>tfw

>> No.7111475

>>7110176
bai is 5 11

>> No.7111481

>>7111232
Also happens to me when people are also 6'3 (my height).

>> No.7111482

>>7111038
it is more attractive to girls?

>> No.7111487

>>7111482
>>7111038
Girls find taller guys more attractive.
Guys find shorter girls more attractive.

>> No.7111499
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>>7111345
>went out shopping
>guy working at a store is, at most
>170 cm (or 5 feet 6 inches ish-y)
>didn't really comprehend it at first
>a short time later
>end up standing a bit close to him
>my brain clicks
>mfw

>> No.7111509

>be 6'1 as measured many times by myself + someone helping me
>wearing nike shocks
>doctor measures height with shoes on, takes off 3 inches
"looks like you're 5'10 anon!"

whats the fucking point?

>> No.7111503

>>7111475
He said he's 5'10", he was lying in that sufu post. Also likely lying about being 5'10". Who cares though...

>> No.7111522

>>7111482
/fa/ thinks so, but since the majority of /fa/ users are 16 years old and kiss-less virgins, I wouldn't take anything they say relating to girls seriously

>>7111487
>thinking every female and male likes the same height-wise partner
gob2urnuclearfamilydad

>> No.7111531

>>7111100
A-a-are you me?

I fucking hate it, I need to fatten up.

>> No.7111540

>>7111522
its not fa,women prefer taller men. you clearly lack experience

>> No.7111543
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7111543

>>7111487
>Guys find shorter girls more attractive
Yeah, nah, I'll have to cut ya off there m8, that's straight up retarded.

I'd personally much rather have a qt 5'8-5'9 chick than some kiddie size menu grill at 5'5

>> No.7111546

>>7111522
>not recognizing generalizations and using your best judgement

>> No.7111555

>>7111540
you probably think all americans are fat and all russians are neo-nazis too right, watch out for the jews they're still planning to take over the world! come back when you have some experience in life you autist

>> No.7111557

>>7111543
are grill attracted to mean midgets?

GRRR

I look like an oompa loompa but i'll aggressively rape your leg like a fucking Chihuahua/pit bull mix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tN2Anxwg0

>> No.7111561

>>7111557
hey sieg, what's your tripcode again?
ilovehelen? ilovelauren? something like that

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7111565

>>7111557
seig, I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Then again, I rarely do understand what you're going on about.

>> No.7111566

>>7111561
#fuck nigs

>> No.7111569

>>7111561
#fuck nigs

>> No.7111575
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7111575

>getting drivers license
>not sure how tall i am
>put down 5'4 anyways
>go for checkup a few months later
>mfw 5'6.5

>> No.7111577

>>7111543
Shorter than themselves.
Also not universal, general trend.

>> No.7111578

>>7111566
>>7111569
am i doing it right?

>> No.7111581

>>7111543
Shorter than themselves.
Also not universal, it's a general trend

>> No.7111582

>>7111578
yes

>> No.7111583

>>7111578
yup, that's the original tripcode
im going back to it

>> No.7111590

>>7111522


effays userbase is between 18-23

this is 4chans least socially outcast board

>> No.7111609

>>7109909
> be in class during senior year of HS
> be 5'10"
> standing face to face with this manlet, can see the top of his head
> woman comes in asking for names and heights for graduation gowns
> manlet says 5'10"
> everyone stares at him

top kek

>> No.7111613

>>7111590
>this is 4chans least socially outcast board
lmao i'm sure /v/ /mlp/ /lgbt/ and /r9k/ are all more social boards

>> No.7111616

>>7111613
>least socially outcast board
Can you even read?

>> No.7111627

>>7111616
dcan you even understand sarcasm.

>> No.7111638

>>7111616
how new are you fuccboi

>> No.7111650

>>7111627
>>7111638
Nice samefag, you moron.

>> No.7111654

>>7111555
women in general prefer taller men. it has nothing to do with sterotypes. i cant even believe your denying that. give up.

>> No.7111669

>>7111650
u caught me redhanded ur good at this

>> No.7111910

My short Puerto Rican friend was trying really hard to convince another and I, on skype, that he was 5'10". The only problem is that the other friend and myself are between 5'10-5'11 and my mom is 5'9 and easily has a few inches on him. His fucking nickname is "Lil Bits." I had a good laugh that day and usually put him on blast for that a lot.

>> No.7111933

>>7110961
dont think that caption is right yo.

1. handwriting is way worse on right
2. what man says 'to feel beautiful but not objectified'

if this is a troll, 7/10 tho

>> No.7112040

>>7111475
>i'm 5'10.5"
>10.5"
>i hate my height, i'm 5'11"
>prada double stack sole espadriles
Bai is 5'9" at best

>> No.7112887

>>7110298
>jump into a conversation I had no part in
>autistic
you shouldnt come off as autistic unless you're ugly or unpleasant in some way

>> No.7113046

>>7111543
I agree. My mom is 5'8" and my 3 older sisters are 5'7"-6' so I think of girls under 5'5" as children subconsciously and their squeaky voices annoy me. Also their legs always look stumpy.

>> No.7113056

>>7111933
It's funny either way.

>> No.7113068

But I'm 6'2"... I love being tall.

>> No.7113077

>>7113046
Nice to see you trying to type properly for once based but it's all for nothing

>> No.7113095

>>7113077
I'm not him, in fact I hate that guy. My family is just tall. I take them seriously after they're 25 and look older but they look like 7th graders until then.

>> No.7113103

>>7113095
In fact I'm the guy who tells him his iq is 92 every day.

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7113108

>tfw when 6' 3"
>>tfw you still feel short because of 6'8" former basketball playing dad

>> No.7113118

>>7113108

Dude, literally the same thing here (except I'm 6'2).

My dad is 6'8, played basketball...my mom is 5'9.

My little brother (by two years) is 6'10.


Thank God I have asthma and it stunted my growth. My shoe size is 11.5, my bro and dad have size 15 shoes.


We dodged a fucking bullet, anon. Really. Anything above 6'3 is just gross

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7113154

>>7109909

>be 16
>Christmas Dinner with gf and boss's family
>Boss's son trying to FLIRT with my GF
>height somehow gets into conversation
>boss's son exclaims in faggot voice
>"yeah i'm 5'8"
> GF's dad is 5'8 and she wants to see for herself how she stacks up
>mfw this faggot was 3 inches shorter than my 5'6 GF

People shouldn't lie about their height, It's such an easy thing to get called out on.

>> No.7113168

>be 5'8
>always get called "kid, son, matey" by other guys

Just 3 more inches, please god.

>> No.7113169

>>7113118
5'11- 6'3 is the best height.

6'0 , size 10.5 and McLoving it

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7113175

does this look retarded guys?

>> No.7113184

>>7111013
Fuck I lol'd

>> No.7113188

>>7113175
you look like you ran from east germany into west and bought the first jacket you saw.

feeling lukewarm about it , I'd have to see the pants

>> No.7113203

>>7113188

Can't decide between skinny chinos and oversized 511 levis. I could also use some trousers from zara but i dont have much to work with

>> No.7113200

>>7110334
guys don't give a shit so long as you're not fat or ugly. Only faggot that's gonna care about those two inches is an inferior little manlet, ou wouldn't want that shit anyways

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7113205

>>7113154
>took after mom and am 6'2" and blond
>my dads side are all 5'8" and keltic looking
>my dad's side is rich and they all have really big and aggressive personalities
>mfw tallest man there and never had any fear of being walked over by them

luv u mom

>> No.7113215

>>7110695
tiny dick detected

>> No.7113220

>>7113203
i'd say chinos

>> No.7113252

>tfw i'm a manlet
>never really understood why people hide their height

I know they know that people know how tall they really are. They aren't fooling anybody.

It is that hard to just deal with it?

>> No.7113309

manlets please dont constantly joke about your height, if you're insecure or some shit and don't like that you're short ill be nice enough to not bring it up, but you're just shooting yourself in the foot if every time you meet a tall person you joke about how much shorter you are.

>> No.7113326

>>7109909
Most adults I know don't talk about height. Nobody other than you cares how many inches tall you are.

>> No.7113648

>>7109909

>Be 5'11'' - 6'
>friend is shorter than me
>tells me he's 6'2''

Maybe I measured like shit and I'm 6'3'' master-race

>> No.7113679

I don't think there are any people I look down to more than manlets. absolutely disgusting.

>> No.7113737

>>7111100
5'7" 115 here

Skeleton4lyfe

>> No.7113751

>be 5'11
>tell people im 6

no fucks were given at any point that day. nor was it in the future.

the end

>> No.7113794

>>7110669

Lol no... I'm 192cm and 6'2" you might want to stop lying buddy

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7113880

>>7113794
Huh, the conversions really are fucked up.

191cm * .39 = 74.5in
74.5/12=6.2ft
.2*12=2.5"
or 6'2.5"

Yet look at the opposite conversion in the pic.

it would seem that our approximate length conversions from imperial to metric end up shorter and from metric to imperial end up taller.

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7113898

>>7113880

I've noticed that using BMI, yeah I don't live in America so I claim to be 192cm but yeah its odd that happens.

>> No.7113932

>>7113118
>>7113108
I'm 6'8 and that amounts to like 204cm

shorties shouldn't complain, at least you don't have to hunt for clothes that fit

>> No.7113951

>>7113794
194cm is 6'4.37796"

192cm is 6'3.59052"

learn2math dumbfuck

>> No.7113958

>>7113932
>6'8"
>not in the NBA or Euroleague making millions a year
>tripping on a fashion forum

you are literally the biggest loser on 4chan right now.

>> No.7113960

>>7113958
le tall people should le play basketball meme! xD

>> No.7113965

>>7113958
this is actually the first time i've posted on /fa/, but i figured that was a universally relatable thing

i cant conceivably do sports thanks to a knee problem my family has a penchant for getting, but i do earn $26 an hour as a dive master, which is pretty nice

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7114011

>>7113679
W-will you accept me, anon? I-I'm not short

>> No.7114064

>>7110086
utter cancer

>> No.7114132

>>7114011
i-is this real? her legs look like wrinkly weewees

>> No.7114186

>>7110334
As a male who is 5'7, I don't care about your height or my height, even if you're taller than me.

>> No.7114898

>>7109922
Hahaha I know this.
"Uh-uh! No way you're taller than me. We're the same height. What are you talking about, dude?"
>mfw I'm 2-3 inches taller

>> No.7115456

>6 feet half an inch
>always round down to 6 feet

I guess I'm the only one who feels worse having to exaggerate my height than about being the height I am

>> No.7115468

I have a 6'3 friend

he literally towers over everyone, i haven't seen ANYONE taller than him yet lmao

>manlet trolling 101

it's only people from shitty countries like holland who actually give a shit and cry about their shit bodies

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7115470

>>7113118

>asthma stunts growth

>> No.7115482

i was apparently 6'6 when i measured a couple years back. not sure exactly what it is now but it can't be that much more different.

>> No.7115517

>>7115468
>tfw 6'3" and two of my closest friends are still taller than me
That 6'6" fucker gets all of the good pussy

>> No.7115866

>>7110695
hey, whose dick do I need to suck to not get my application for loveshy rejected?

>> No.7116018

>>7110652
I play bbal with the homies all the time.
Most of them are only a little shorter than me.
But I have other interest too.

>> No.7117539

>>7109975
yes
the correct answer is: I don't know

>> No.7117627

I'm 6'3 and i have no idea what you manlets are talking about