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Tell me about your dad, /fa/

My dad:
>Fat, but in the way that you want to hang out with him. He can smoke a mean brisket
>Wears fishing shirts and polo shirts
>Plaid shorts with everything
>those canvas double loop belts that look super shitty. That or the one that clamps down on the canvas
>Sperrys, Sketchers, and sandals


I love my father, but damn he can't dress

>> No.7095771

>>7095759
My dad has a huge gut and is a manlet with size 8 feet. He wears a lot of polo and is obsessed with italian food even though he's irish and austrian. He dresses alright when he needs to but his body is shitty and he wont eat better or exercise. When he doesn't need to dress well he wears fucking crocks (until I broke them trying to fit my size 12s in there to take out the trash real quick, perfect excuse)

basically he can menswear but can't basicbitch or /fit/

>> No.7095774

>>7095771
Seems like our dads would get along

>> No.7095775

>>7095759
>Super hungry skeleton mode
>Plain crewneck sweaters that drape cool because so skinny
>Well-fitting pleb jeans
>Work boots
>That one graphic tee he bought online that has a bunch of guitars on it

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7095839

>>7095759
>overweight but wal-mart fat
>suits when he works, cargo shorts and polos/golf shirts when he isn't
>republican and Reagan enthusiast
>drinks Sam Adams
>like old cars and classic rock
>smokes cigars
>likes mowing the lawn / building decks.
>goatee


my dad kicks ass

>> No.7095842

>>7095839
*Not wal-mart fat

>> No.7095846

i wanna meet that dad

>> No.7095854

>kinda fat like op's dad, good at cooking and barbecuing
>likes doing shit innawoods, goes fishing all the time when he has time
>wears tshirt tucked into shorts, long socks, hiking boots literally all the time, he puts on a jacket when it's cold
He's pretty cool. He playfully gives me shit about being /fa/ though

>> No.7095877
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7095877

Disclaimer: Haven't seen him in 10 years.
>6'3'' Ukrainian banker
>Alcoholic and binge drinker
>Somehow manages to take weeks off from work at a time
>Lies around at home eating fish and driking vodka and beer
>Sets up some shipping business that allows him to quit his banker job and drink full time, while making more money than ever
>Alcoholism increases
>Dad walks around blackout drunk with hundreds of U.S. Dollars (rare at the time) literally falling out of his pants because he has no idea what's going on
>Money still coming in somehow

>He occasionally disappears for days at a time and strange men bring him home passed out
>On occasion, barricades the house and claims that either the KGB or the mafia is out to get him
>Evacuates my mother and I to his mom's farm for weeks at a time
>Pretty sure he just wanted to get drunk alone for a while

Anyway, I'm gonna find him and kill him once I'm of the Navy. My now-rich uncle knows shady people in the motherland.

>> No.7095923

>works out
>wears whatever usually punk band tees with some terribly wide jeans and converses
>slav
>wears an adidas track jacket over a suit to work on colder days

>> No.7095952

>no dad

>> No.7095966

>old (he's 60, i'm 18)
>aggressive personality, has a lot to do with how he was raised (immigrant dad, old world catholic values, etc.)
>dresses dadcore as fuck
>yellow or navy crew neck sweater, collared shirt undernearth, chinos and allen edmonds loafers is a typical outfit for him
>healthy collection of polos and shorts
>wears white new balances or reeboks

things have gotten better between us since i got a decent job and moved out. today's actually the first time i've seen him in two weeks. it's starting to sink in that he's getting older and not going to be around forever. i feel kinda shitty for how things got between us since i was around 12ish. he's definitely disappointed in me.

>> No.7095976

>>7095759
>a tad shorter then me so like 5'10
>tan skin
>chubby but muscular
>slim jeans
>bombers
>leather jackets
>fedoras sometimes but it's cool tho
>fucks tons of bitches

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>>7095759
>Short and pretty thin after having surgery with some issues two years ago
>Super nice, timid and accepting
>Wears mostly tees with jeans or workpants depending on what he's doing
>Fisherman in the summer and general handyman in the autumn/winter
>Pretty much the only dude that I can just sit down and have a beer with in silence
>Also wears that one shirt I got him a while ago a lot

TL;DR: A fisherman who can't dress well, but damn do I love the guy.

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7096040

My dad:
>Alpha as FUCK, to the point where he seriously sucks with relationships
>He's become a really nice guy since he recently quit his job where he worked since he was 15
>Tall, strong as fuck with a huge beer gut tho
>Slicked back hair, not really balding yet but he's 55, and a badass grey goatee
>Used to wearing long sleeved button shirts because he had to cover up his bad psoriasis (cured now but the shirts stay apparently) - tucked in over his huge belly
>Expensive leather jacket he "confiscated" from a heroin addict who borrowed $50
>Rotates a bunch of union jackets he got for free from his job, I swear he took everything he could when he left. Still has thousands of rags and plain white towels from that place
>WalMart brand jeans, not a single fuck given
>Cowboy boots or flip-flops, depending on the weather
Actually that last one was a lie, I've seen him wear sandals in the winter. Jesus Christ dad, I love you. I don't even care that you were the reason I got fat as a kid, or that you worked on cars to pay the bills instead of bonding with me. You're awesome. You taught me to never give a single shit what anyone thinks, and everyone loves and respects me for it. Thank you.

Pic unrelated

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7096045

my dad dresses pretty decent for work: ocdb's, nice fitting slacks, nice dress shoes, but on the weekends it's college t shirt and hat, ill fitting stonewash dad jeans, and pic related sneakers.

>> No.7096061

>Slightly overweight
>always wears walking gear and walking boots even though he rarely goes walking nowadays
>was a hippie in his youth and still has an aversion to formalwear, doesn't own a suit which greatly embarrasses my mother when he goes to a wedding/funeral or formal dinner dressed casually

>> No.7096072

>>7096040
w2c those boots?

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7096103

i don't know

>> No.7096107

>6'2, slightly pudgy in the gut but still very /fit/
>typical fit for him is slim fit moleskins, brown RM Williams boots, blue dress shirt and a brown plaid blazer for dressy situations
>wears tracksuits with his fencing jersey-polo shirts for every other occasion
>knows a fuckload about wine
>speaks half a dozen languages
>used to be a male muddle in his early 20s

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7096108

>>7096072
I know, right? Fuck!
Wings+Horns x Dayton service boots. Good luck copping a pair. They're pretty pricey.

I actually live 20 minutes away from Dayton boots in Vancouver and want to see if they can custom make these for me. You can even get a perfect fit "stencil" created for 500 bucks, and they keep it for life so you can use it every time you need new boots. Pretty cool stuff.

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>>7096108
Ma dream pair. Also, in black.

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7096149

> he's 5!
> always seems kinda condescending to me
> feel like I've never lived up to his expectations
> amazing salesman (in a good or bad way. he can get on good terms with anyone but is slightly manipulative)
> kinda egotistical
> has his own company which I guess supports the ego factor
> somewhat of a womanizer (he has like 3 active "girlfriends" meanwhile I'm still a virg :/ )

oh and
> he usually wears polo shirts (ralph lauren and shit), light indigo buffalo jeans, etc.

>> No.7096156

>>7096149
*51 lol. not 5. fuckin typo.

>> No.7096154

Pretty tall, 6'3", and used to be in shape in his younger years... bit pudgy now.

Dresses like complete dadcore sadly.

>> No.7096155

>Pretty built and tall (but not in a disgusting way like Tony Soprano)
>Dark skin (but I'm pale)
>Occasionally wears suits, designer shoes and quality Italian stuff (because of his job)
>If he is casual just wears basic plain tee-s, suede loafers, maybe some polos in muted colours
>Dark Levi's 511 (I'm not shitting with you guys. I just cracked when he told me to went to buy some jeans and decided to go with 511)
>Sometimes wears bright coloured tee's
>Works out moderately
>We talk about what to wear and give each others advices

pretty good fashion-wise

>> No.7096196

>>7095923

>wears an adidas track jacket over a suit to work on colder days

clasic eastern european dad

>wide straight fit light wash jeans
>printes t-shirts from different western brands
>square toed dress-shoes
>over-sized suits
>small leather watch
>short hair grey
>he is like 1.70
>bear belly

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7096232

I've found my dad on Facebook a few days ago, never seen him before. He only visited once when I was just born. Feels bad cos I wrote to him like "What's up dad" and he replied "Is this some kind of joke?". I told him my mom's name and he said he doesn't know her. Though mom showed me photos where they are together. Fuckin faggot, feels really bad man. I looked forward to meeting him you know, just to chat for an hour or so, don't want any money or relations from him

>> No.7096236

>tfw dad has a mid life crisis after getting divorced from mom at 45 and dresses like a cast member from jersey shore
>tfw dad always invites me to work out and come tanning with him

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7096242

>>7096232
That's him btw, he's russian lol, lives in Germany. Seems like a cool guy, although he's some kind of a nazi or so, I don't fuck with this shit.

>> No.7096247

>>7095759
>>7095771
>>7095839
>>7095854
>>7095976
>>7096040
>>7096061
>>7096107

So that's 8 overweight/unhealthy

>>7095775
>>7095923
>>7095966
>>7096035
>>7096149
>>7096155

And six skinny/fit

Why are your dads so fat/unhealthy , /fa/?

>> No.7096253

>>7096242
looks like a tough-guy pleb

>> No.7096592

mines p./fa/
everything he wears is tailored
only buys stuff made in england
has like a million pairs of loake shoes
fav brand is sunspel
gets compliments from everyone

>> No.7096622

Alright here's mine
>6 feet tall
>slim, fit (swims every day and hits the gym)
> dresses in typical Dad stuff
> polo RL, Armani Jeans, Lacoste etc.
> at least he gets slim jeans

>> No.7096645

>>7095759
>Normal looking arms and legs but a huge gut and butt. looks like an S from the side
>Glasses
>Mustache
>Manlet
>Polos and T-shirts
>Tough material trousers with lots of pockets and a belt
>Hiking boots and sometimes a body warmer or fleece
>Rarely smells good

I love my Father also, but he too cant dress

>> No.7096819

>>7095846
doo doo doodoo

>> No.7096896

>manlet with a beer gut
>manages a steel mill but still wrangler jeans and graphic tees he got on vacation usually what hes dressed in
>makes a fair bit of money in his job but still acts very blue collar
>my mom always asks me to go shopping with him, im like no fucking way, i'll go fishing or to a football game with him but i dont want to be his faggot son
>likes me a lot but slightly disappointed that i knocked up a teenage girl

>> No.7096919

>>7096896
also
>smokes marlboro ultra lights
>i smoke winston reds

>> No.7096921
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7096921

>>7095759
>i'd say just about 5'10 - 5'11
>bald
>full beard
>black with some grey sprinkled in by the jawline and some whites along the chin
>sort of built
>has a stomach, but fuck he's firm
>various tattoos he did on himself when he was a teen on his hand and arms
>some of them smeared out because he had to
>normally wears t-shirts and shirts
>wears big black parka
>standard fit jeans
>random dark-grey sneakers
>winter hat which sometimes sticks out because he doesn't pull it down all the time

The worst offense is:
>the aforementioned hat sticking out
>big black parka
>adidas track pants
>blue crocs
Motherfucker doesn't give a fuck.

>> No.7096924
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7096924

> Early fifties
> Around 190 cm, (6'2?)
> Music Producer, was a drummer before, now makes short soundtracks for ads
> Dresses very well, gets quite a few compliments from other people and me aswell
> Knows a lot of people, he and his brother were the kings of our city in the 80's since they had the only skateboard shop in Malmo
> Short hair, black with slight signs of grey hair.
> No beard, more like kinda stubble
> Doesn't smoke, loves good wine

I'd say he's /fa/, pic related, it's him to the right and his brother to the left

>> No.7096934

>has a leg disease that makes his right leg big as fuck.
>can only wear baggy jeans, sweatpants or shorts.
>likes when everything is unnecessarily big, like tshirts.
>wears crocs at all times.

it was painful going to Liberty with him in London.
still love him tho.

>> No.7096942

>61
>has a bit of a gut
>khakis/jeans and polos/button downs
>sperrys or work boots
>engineer
>was a competitive sailor in his 20s and 30s

>> No.7096948

>Bearmode (worked manual labor for more than half his life)
>Dark complexion (because labor in sun)
>White hair with traditional haircut + Mustache
>Huge feet, I get that from him
>Wears traditional cultural dresses

Not really /fa/ but surely more /fit/ than me.

>> No.7096969

>bearmode with slight gut
>wears modern men's glasses
>slight silver hair, no mustache or beard
>hair all over body (thank god I didn't get that)
>wears polos, short sleeved button-downs
>high rank in military police, has a gun on him 24/7
>hates formal wear with a passion, says he can't move in them
>I didn't understand why, until the day his best friend (who is also high ranked in MP) killed 6 burglars in nothing but his briefs and said it was much easier to move/crouch

>> No.7096981

>>7095771
>sharing someone else's crocs

EWWW

>> No.7096992

>>7096924
>kings of our city
>owned a skate shop

ROFL

>> No.7097021

Never around, really. Whenever he was, he was completely plastered, a violent fucker. I really don't like the guy very much, I used to say I hated him, but I try not to hate anybody these days.

He dressed pretty normal I guess, but that wasn't really my focus at the time, lol.

>> No.7097062
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7097062

>5'7''
>Broad guy
>Tailored suits in all kinds of lovely textures, >brogues and wingtips in a work environment.

>Overcoats, classic leather jackets +oxfords + >fitted slacks in a casual environment.

I wouldn't call it preppy. Since most of his clothes are pretty understated. But he dresses well for someone his age. Kinda sartorialist core if that is a thing.

Passionate about classical music, bikes, good food and literature but with a very laid back, down to earth attitude.

>> No.7097127

>engineer for a steel company, makes good money
>reads james patterson novels
>smokes camel lites
>smokes a lot of weed
>wears wrangler jeans and graphic tees all the time, even to work
>goes fishing and watches football as hobbies
>subsidizes my /fa/ lyfe in da city

i love my dad a lot, even more than i love my mom. he is great and always willing to help when im in a bind. when i call him asking for money/help he gives it and says "thats what dads are for"

luv u dad

>> No.7097161

>>7096924
>kings of our city in the 80's since they had the only skateboard shop in Malmo


holy shit

>> No.7097207

>>7096242
Tell him to give that last screw on the door hinge a half turn please.

>> No.7097252

>>7097062
what does your dad do?

>> No.7097265
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7097265

>lives in Wyoming
>shops exclusively at the buckle
>Supports me
>sometimes beats me
>electrician
>loves me but I cant really say the same
>beer belly
>alcoholic
>basically brainwashed my my sister into being trapped in the shithole that is Cheyenne\
He also listens to Skrillex and BuckCherry and shit

>> No.7097303

>>7097252
I'm not sure, i believe he oversees some offshore projects such as drilling, windmills and cables.

>> No.7097306

>>7097265
LOL

this post actually makes me happy that my dad only shops at jcpenny (rip wooster)

>> No.7097326

My dad
>6'2
>High ranking in US Army thus still in very good shape for 50+
>works always
>never really see him in civ clothes, when he is just the definition of dad core.
> never buys cheap stuff always buys nicest tier everything and keeps it forever
>complete badass all around and a moral/ethical rock of gibraltar
>cool guy
>in afghanistan, always sends me bad ass operator core pics that I wish I could post but don't trust 4chan.

>> No.7097342

>>7097326
>don't trust 4chan
/fa/ is not /b/

>> No.7097343

>works out regularly, closest to ottermode ive ever personally seen in a 55 year old
>university professor, smart as fuck
>used to dress awfully, ive got him wearing better fitting clothes lately though
>dope as fuck professor beard, I cant grow one though
>outdoor enthusiast, rides horses
>puts his family before everything, amazing father

I won the fucking lottery when I was born, dad of the year all years

>> No.7097355

>>7095877
part of me really wants to hope this is 100% serious

>> No.7097359

>dad
>desperate for youth
>takes good care of his skin, health, body, etc
>got me into drinking Kefir
>so desperate for youth dresses like he's 19
>Aeropostale shirt, jeans, backpack
>quit high paying corporate job to sell books to professors at Unis and tries to "blend in" with the other kids
>always brags about how people are surprised my brother is his son
oh well

>> No.7097365

>>7097326
Better not post them bro le legion will send like 30 pizzas to his house

>> No.7097499

>>7097207
>half-turn
>Being this spatially inept, whilst on a fashion board

ishygddt

>> No.7097550

>fat
>beard
>glasses with a string attached to them so he doesn't lose them
>scooter overall
>a knitted beanie with a ball on it
>wooden shoes
I doubt he could possibly give less of a fuck.

>> No.7097570

My dad is about 6'6" and a little overweight. He dresses in cargo shirts that aren't too god awful and decent button ups and t shirts. He drinks every once in a while, likes classic rock and some rap. Loves really bad action movies, professional wrestling, and camping. He's pretty fucking cool

>> No.7097836

>>7097355
Why? You think it's great to have an abusive, neglecting, alcoholic father?

>> No.7097874

>cargos and tee-shirts

>XXL 34/32

>gun owner (just personal carry and a few sprayguns, no AKs or ARs)

>bald (by choice i think)

>red wine, no beer

>Keens and flip-flops

>got a motorcycle for midlife crisis

>wife half his age


He's okay, but thinks fashion is for faggots.

Oh well.

>> No.7097882

>>7097836

It's just trillions of times more interesting than all the chubby, beer-swigging rednecks we here at /fa/ have for parents and have to overcompensate for being related to by dressing nice

>> No.7097901

Today is my dad's birthday so he bought himself a new range rover and Cartier reading glasses

>> No.7097912

>>7097874
handguns are more deadly than any ak's or ar's

i have an ar-15 next to my bed, and i'll grab the 1911 in the desk drawer if someone broke in the house

rifles are low power, small cartridge, small mass, low stopping power, designed to wound, for cheap as possible (incl gun build quality, hence the plastic on the AR and the scrap beach wood on the AK) lot of round carrying devices.

it is very very very hard to kill a man with an ar-15 \, even with perfect cent-mass shots

which is why that kid who shot up the batman theater only got like 2 confirmed downs, after dropping a few hundred rounds into that crowded theater

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>>7097882
Yeah, well it sucked. At least he was pretty smart and good-looking, so I got those genetics. But I also got his alcoholic genetics. Been arrested a bunch of times... psych ward, drug trafficking, rehab, etc. Joined the Navy to straighten my shit out and I love it. Getting a free Masters when I get out, bitches. Gonna move to Texas for 3 years while I do that because of the low COL to high amount of hot chicks ratio. Then to Chicago. Life's good now.

>> No.7097916 [DELETED] 

>>7095759
My dad is passive-aggressive and has problems letting go of the past. He had a very bad car accident in the 1980s, right before he was meant to go to write tests to go to medical school. His dream was to be a doctor. After the accident, he was in the hospital for eight months. While he was in the hospital, his own father had died. As well, England had changed its immigration policy for educating members of the Commonwealth. Since my dad was in debt from the medical bills, he just continued on with the same job he had. He still does basically the same thing. He divorced his first wife, moved in with my mother, she left and he married my stepmother.

He acts without thinking of the consequences to the people around him and it's destructive.Now he's lonely and angry. He doesn't know how to show that he cares.

He has an excellent memory, but he doesn't easily forgive or forget when people have wronged him. He also victimizes himself sometimes. He is intelligent, but insecure. He likes to hold power in a relationship, so it bothered him to have three simultaneously teenaged children rebel against him. When we were younger, my brothers and I just listened, out of a combination of respect and fear.

He is a muslim when he has done something wrong. He doesn't pray otherwise. He never raises his voice, but says hurtful things at a normal, level tone. He deludes himself into thinking that the world is against him. He is deeply concerned with what people think of him. He is afraid of aging.

He smokes about four cigarettes a day. He doesn't drink.

He watches F1 on weekends. He used to race motorcycles. I am named after his first bike. He taught me film photography. He tried to be a good father. He was very protective when I was growing up, and wanted to impose the same power as my brothers. But they were boys and less subservient and more North American. He drives a sensible family car sometimes and a riced out Sentra sometimes. He has had so many affairs.

>> No.7097922

>5'1" African American
>Loads of tattoos; several on his hands, neck and face
>Worked as a pornstar before fucking up his dick in a motorcycling accident
>Has to piss through a tube into a bag now
>Has been jailed for theft several times
>Left my mom the day before I was born
>Was homeless for a few months; showed up at my apartment with some homeless friends to try and extort money from me but I punched him in the head and closed the door in their faces

>> No.7097926

>>7097912
arent acp 45 even less effective
you can only get ballpoint anyhoo rite

>> No.7097933

>>7097926
.45acp is alot more effective than .223
way more, especially at close range like inside a home.

your dad knows his shit about guns.

plus if someone came in the home, it would be harder to cut the pie/reload

than it would with a handgun

>> No.7097942

>6'2"
>47 years old
>muscular but fat
>wavy black elvis hair with only a little bit of balding
>wears boots, jeans and graphic t-shirts with beer logos on them
>heavy smoker
>total pimp
>lots of friends

bretty cool guy

>> No.7097953

>bearmode
>rarely shaves
>brown leather nike boots (nice looking ones but I don't know how's the model called)
>usually nice fitting jeans, sweaters and woollen brown blazer or canvas jacket
>walking stick

>> No.7097968

>>7097916
your dad sounds like a good man
minus the sentra se-r ricer shit

those little sr20's are decent first car toys, but at his age he prob has enough disposable income for something with a little more torque

torque makes fun cars fun

>> No.7097989

>>7096103
;_; owwy

>> No.7098006

>Fat, no chin, muppet like mouth
>Wears Eddie Bauer tall tees tucked into Levi 501s in the shitty "why does this grocery store sell jeans" wash
>Brown webbed belt that has seen better days
>unfa New Balances or Birkenstocks

iktf op

>> No.7098103

>>7097915

gratz for not letting your old man bring you down

>> No.7098117

>>7096592

lol only a fashion prodigy could have a son so gifted in fits as yawn

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>>7098103
Thanks, dude. He actually wasn't much of a negative influence because we left that country 10 years ago. My energy vampire mom and benzo-addicted step dad really fucked up my psyche for a while. I realized that my issue was external and fucked outa that household. Only still talk with my little brother.

>> No.7098150

>>7098121

It's liberating to realize your problems aren't your fault. I used to blame myself for every little thing my folks would argue about, then I eventually realized that they just hated each other.

And yeah, IKTF abt mothers and vampirism. Mine never remarried though, so no stepdad *whew* I'm p. sure I dodged a bullet there, most are assholes to male children.

>> No.7098168

>>7098121
Saw this girl on some lesbian vid the other day
What's her name

>> No.7098174

>>7098117
ikr

>> No.7098189

>>7098168

>eva-lovia-on-ftv-girls

?

>> No.7098224

>works out but still beergut fat
>wears ill fitting oxfords, polos and t shirts
>random ass Versace bootcut jeans
>ugly Hugo boss leather sneakers
>nice suits when working though

>> No.7098260

My dad wears fly-ass tailored suits, Allen Edmonds, and custom ordered handcrafted ties. His casualwear is pretty much the stuff that you would see at REI. He's kinda fat though. Regardless, 5/5 bretty guud.

>> No.7098294

>>7098260

>not gay

>-4/20 /fa/ rating

>> No.7098348

>>7098174
got that dragale fam

>> No.7098362

>>7098348
>not using a shiny goodra for your special wall

>> No.7098412

>>7098362
>"the weakest dragon type"

>> No.7098429

My dad looked like Christian Bale in his upcoming movie with Jennifer Lawrence.

>> No.7098438

>>7098412
Not even gonna go there

>> No.7098465

>>7098438
I'm betting your team is super weak
You have a Lucario guaranteed
bitch

>> No.7098492

>>7095759
>Muscular as fuck
>Black as midnight
>Always pushing limits trying to get me to fight him
>Whenever I do I get my ass whupped

>Only wears basic jeans+tees unless he's out biking

Interesting.

>> No.7098496

>>7098465
I bet you don't even min/max you little bitch
I bet you're one of those faggots who uses
>muh fav pokemon

>> No.7098523

>>7098496
I bet you cried when you heard fairy-type was strong against dragon
>muh metagame

>> No.7098534

>>7098523
>not abusing the shit out of mega mawile
do you play the PO battle simulator btw?
i used to be sick at that with my sun team
>tfw weather was nerfed

>> No.7098551

>>7098534
>PO battle simulator
never. might give it a go

weather has never been my thing I didn't give a shit

>> No.7098572

>>7098551
It's p.good
I used to be quite good in OU
Got to rank 120
never got beyond that tho
fucking rain teams

>> No.7098576

>>7098572
Are you fucking faggots serious? GTDO with your kiddy nerd shit.

>> No.7098578

>>7098534
>>7098523

>having pokemon discussions

Yawn, that drops you to a 9/10

Pokemon isn't /fa/

>> No.7098593

>>7098572
I have a secret though
I don't actually have x or y
>tfw no 3ds

>> No.7098603

>>7098593
if u get 1 i'll battle u when i have my team sorted
gonna go breed a shiny honedge
l8rs

>> No.7098652

>dad is 6'10'', 250 lbs
>only a 36'' inseam so he has to wear XXXLT tees
>works in IT stuff, also part time shit with the state gov't
>wears mostly jeans and tshirts of local breweries
>has tons of nice shirts and suits
>has worn sperry's as his casual shoes for 20+ years, makes fun of teenage preps who wear his "dad shoes"
>hella great cook, does all kinds of electronics projects and stuff
>drives a prius, brags about his gas mileage to everyone

>> No.7098733

>>7098652

>6'10

jesus fuck m80

>> No.7098788

>i'm 6'2
>he's 5'10 or shorter
>shorter than my mom
>mfw
>lived with his parents until getting married in his mid 30s
>couldn't even find the balls to tell his parents he was marrying my mom while she was pregnant so they got married in private
>continued letting his parents dictate his life until they died
>after they died he wasted their fortune with bad, un thought, financial advice
>his wife (my mom) controls him, he lives to serve her
>he has no control over his life, so his only type of "power" is when he is physically abusing me
>spoken less than 5000 words to him after 24 years
>so bad with money, and so completely classless
>goes everywhere in jean shorts and a grease stained tank top
>acts like the fact he doesn't care makes him cool
>couldn't help me pay for college so now i'm in debt, living with my parents
>he makes me pay rent (2 weeks of my paycheck) because he has no form of income and he can't tell my mom to stop buying clothes and shit from Kohls

there is literally no hope anywhere that i can see.
all i know is the low class, low income environment i grew up in.

even though i've branched out socially, i'll never have the advantages as someone raised by a smart father. sucks being the same in debt, lower middle class cliche at 24 and knowing i'll be stuck here my whole life.

his idea of financial advice is "your mom's cousin says their CVS is hiring for holiday work"

my mom's cousin lives in North Dakota and we live in California.
>mfw

>> No.7098802

>>7098788

Ditch them hasta pronto. I'm not even fucking around, just leave and work a few states over until you've paid off your student loans or tuition.

But don't stay like that, you're already regretting it for fuck's sake. Just leave, the sooner you do it the easier it is.

>> No.7098805

>>7098788
and really, nothing fucking sucks more than working my ass off to SAVE MONEY and try to stay ahead after paying credit card bills (college expenses), only to have to give him a majority of my income to pay RENT.

i know he can do whatever he wants, but how could live with his parents for free, until he got married, and still feel entitled and justified charging his own son rent.

it's less than it would cost to move out, but i never end up with more than $100 in my bank by the end of the month.

>> No.7098812

>>7098802
that's so much easier said than done.
if i could do it, i would have.

it's really hard when i have no money, and nothing to my name other than debt.

live where? work where?
it's really hard to get a job, especially one that gives enough hours to make even a decent check.

>> No.7098811

>>7096242
he looks like a fucking lam-o
don't engage

>> No.7098845

>>7098788
You tower over him, kick his manlet ass. Steal his money and ride a bike to a more effay part of California.

>> No.7098858

>>7098812

I might just be talking out of my ass here, but it's harder now than it was yesterday and it'll be harder yet tomorrow.

Let's say you end up alone and in poverty for 5 years or so, then get back on track and get a good job with benefits. Not that high of a price to pay, amirite?

But if you wait, say, two years, it might take you 15 to get on your feet.

Anyway's you said you're in Cali. Find a surf shop to work in, they hire almost anyone iirc. Live with a friend, or find someone letting out a room for dirt cheap.

Anyways, look at it this way:

>You pay half your income to your old man to live in a shit situation and spiral into debt

or

>you pay 75% of your income to live by yourself and spend the rest paying off debt

>> No.7098873

>>7098845
ha he doesn't have any money.

but also, he (as in the pressure my mom would put on him) is the type to take me to court.

i know you were just joking, but both my parents are obsessed with power over me.
every time i've done good, they find a way to kick me down. they don't want to see me succeed.

the most recent example is as soon as i was getting a decent paycheck (by low class standards) they started charging me rent.

you say "drive to a better part of CA" but what do i do when i get there?
where do i live? how do i make money?

i'm actually curious, because it isn't like i haven't considered these things daily.

>> No.7099344

>>7098873

We're just trying to help, but we don't really know what we're talking about.

Your situations sucks, and I hope you find a way out of it, but there isn't much we can do to help or any advice we can give you probably haven't thought of.

That being said, keep the job you have now and just move out. File restraining orders and the like if your folks start harassing oyu, and don't steal anything when you leave or you'll have to dodge the law. Move in with a friend, or a coworker, or your boss's daughter, idk. you say you make a decent paycheck, so you should be able to cover rent and get promoted/a raise enough to start paying off your debts in a year or five.

Idk really, good luck thouch

>> No.7100342

>>7097912
>>7097933
These are the two best /k/ bait posts I have ever seen, and they weren't even posted on /k/.
There is literally no statement in either of these posts that is correct.
You are either an incredibly skilled troll wasting his talents on the wrong board, or SEVERELY ill-informed. Seriously, I don't know if you're being facetious or not, but I'm copying these to a txt file for use in /k/ troll threads.

>> No.7100362

Outside of special occasions, my dad always dresses in just two ways:

>ready for the golf course
>ready for a meeting

and, to be fair, he does them as well as you can, suits always fit and colours, etc are always on point. He always tells me he doesn't care about his appearances, but he puts some effort into looking good everyday.

>> No.7100373

>works on cable lines (which is a fucking hard job finds out)
>Drives a Rav 4 sport
>always has his mustache trimmed
>hair always blow dried and done nice
>showers with Axe Phoniex
>dresses with a polo or button down, nice jeans, clarks and if it a special occasion he whips out the Movado.
>into high end audio visual stuff and cell phones
>literally gets a new cell phone every 6 months to year cause technology
>has 2 iPads (one for work the other his GF gave him) and he hates both
>gray hairs starting to really show but he looks good with them
>over all a well put together and practical man

hes been doing a hell of a lot better for himself after my mother divorced him. Go dad!

>> No.7100474

>drives a blacked out range rover
>wears a rolex, lacoste polos, and true religion jeans all the time
>no clue what he does for a living
>not a very nice guy

i barely know my dad, was raised by my mom. seems like a p cool guy dod

>> No.7100634

>5'2" manlet extreme, I'm taller than him
>Euro white but very tanned, could pass for Mexican, brown Jewish, other middle eastern
>sociopath
>alcoholic
>ENTJ
>slim black jeans erryday
>western long sleeve shirts with snap buttons and sleeves rollled up
>never any body oder dispute not showering for several days in a row
>uses $300 colognes that smell like dirt and flowers
>eats and shits like once every three days
>primary source of calories is vodka
>DXed with cancer ten years ago, no fucks given, survived
>full head of salt and pepper hair
>wins most debates when sober
>thinks smoking is the devil, won't try weed
>thinks alcohol is just a flavor not a central nervous system depressant/GABA agonist/drug
>hates politics and war but considers then necessary until the lord comes
>fucks chinese bitches when he can

I never loved the man but he's always interesting to talk to and I appreciate several things he's done in the past for the rest of my family.

>> No.7100649

My dad is really GQ and Brad Goreski colored shorts shit

I can't stand next to him because people think he's my boyfriend

>> No.7100657

My dad is an ugly Hank Hill.

I can't stand being around him during the summer. He wears camo cargo shorts with calf-high socks and some ugly as fuck sandals.

>> No.7100685

>Ash

>> No.7100715

>>7095839
same as my dad except he's not fat, drinks heineken, and no goatee.

>> No.7100724

>>7096045
my dad has the same sneakers...
is there some secret dadcore store with special discounts out there that I can't know about until I'm a dad myself?

>> No.7100730

>total beta fag in highschool (son of a pastor)
>no friends and never went to dances but I learned that the girls were all in love with him (he had great hair, sang in the choir, acted, was shy)
>lived at home during school and medical school
>worked as a doctor in Alaska and Arizona.
>moved when I was 10 to his home town in North Dakota to start his own practice.
>works his ass off (days out of town, long hours, driving across the state at two in the morning)

not fa at all:

dresses pretty bad, the epitome of dadcore. Black pants, brown shoes, jcpenny shortsleeve button up shirts. Casual is tshirts, jeans, and old sacounys. Never wears jackets, but owns one giant ugly tweed jacket.
only hobby is hunting

closest to fa is the fact that he doesn't eat a lot (but still dad chubby) and he has great hair. Hes over 50 and he has a full head of black hair.

>> No.7100782

>>7098788
>my mom's cousin lives in North Dakota and we live in California.
Come live in north dakota with me. Its Canada but with lots of conservative christians (they only hate people by just not talking to them). The economy is doing great, too.

You can make bank working at stores like cvs and taco bell out west where all the oil is. Taco bell will pay $14 and hour and gives large signing bonuses and bonuses for recommending other people.

Or you could work in the oil fields. Make $100 thousand a year working two weeks on and two weeks off (no college degree needed). (just you can't be the usual /fa/ faggot or those dudes will rape you)

>> No.7100811

ITT: dads who would never use 4chan in a billion years.

>> No.7100829

>Bought a bomber last winter season
>buys shirts from h&m
>5'6"
so basically a fuccboi like 50% of /fa/

captcha" ladayo considered

>> No.7101316

>>7100782
hows the social life?

mine isnt amazing, but it seems like going from a california guy to ND would make it hard to adapt.

how many people are unemployed?

>> No.7101357

>>7096247
My dad used to be skinny af and wicked /fa/ in the 80s.
then he became a father.
sorry dad

>> No.7101440
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7101440

>is ugly as fuck, has half his face droop down because of some disease
>very thin hair and balding, used to tease him by calling him "forehead monster" when i was a child. Despite this he had a comb over(!)
>5'4"
>worked out because short man syndrome so sort of had muscle but still a hairy fat belly
>couldn't dress, wore flipflops and baggy shirts to the point where they were falling apart; my mum bought his clothes
>carried plastic bag everywhere with bottle of water and bag of nuts in it
>stole 140k of inheritance from me using a variety of sneaky methods including forging signatures and now i have nothing
>spent over $300k to max out the equity loan on the house then left with another woman/family
>inherited $1.5mil but it all appeared to vanish
and finally, oh my fucking god, never told this to someone IRL,
>lost his virginity to his ranga landwhale sister

0/10 will not talk to again

>> No.7101560

>>7095771
this is an exact description of my dad

>> No.7101569

>>7101440
>lost his virginity to his ranga landwhale sister


and how the fuck do you know this.

>> No.7101589

>ex-military (though he was a mechanic)
>even though he was conscripted for a couple of years he acts like he's super savvy about the military
>dresses 100% pleb dadcore w/ sandals
>5'7/5'8 and thin
>health nut
>constantly reading and regurgitating crazy health theories
>try not to kill myself when he suggests clothes to me

but he's my dad and I can't dislike him.

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>>7095923
>>wears an adidas track jacket over a suit to work on colder days

>> No.7101593

>6'2
>Been catching snakes since he was 16 in kenya
>Rhodesian war veteran
>Trained chimps in the circus
>Started working the chimps for tv shoes
>Then started working everything from Lions, to snakes, bugs, cheetahs etc
>wears short cargo shorts, safari shirt, desert boots
>best Dad ever

Yeah, he dresses like he's about to wrestle an alligator, but that's because he sometimes does that shit.

>> No.7101632

>>7101569
my mum told us after he left. He told her when he was drunk when they were young

>> No.7101638

My father is slightly overweight considering he's 50.

he grew up in southern cali, with the boom of skateboarding culture and such.

used to party a shit ton.

met my mother at a punk rock show.

then they got married or w/e

skateboarded // surfed his whole life

dislocated and shattered both elbows skateboarding, meaning he cant extend both elbows all the way due to metal pins

quit smoking a few years ago

basically my dad is about 5'10 hardcore skater // surfer, still at it. who wears mostly skatewear, high top vans, independent skatewear etc. may not be the most fashionable dad around, but by far is the coolest person in my life. which is dope, i honestly take after my father as much as i can because he's so inspirational. and 50 and still skating.

does anyone have a dad that cool or???

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>>7097926
>>7097912
I am never more perturbed than when people speak with authority on topics they know nothing about.

>> No.7101688

>5'11"
>lawyer
>works a lot
>keen fisherman
>big gut but he's started getting into fitness
>said he quit smoking but he never really did
>maybe like 30 suits, pretty good hugo boss and stuff
>terrible mall shoes
>casually wears graphic tees, cargo shorts, 'comfortable shoes'
>has some nice shirts that my mum bought him
>used to have an earring and rode a motorbike in his earlier days
>still has all his hair in a salt and pepper colour, but he always keeps it cropped
cool guy but I don't really know him as well as I should

>> No.7102242

>>7095759
>thin
>6'2
>obstertrician but previously was going to be a physicist, has a degree in it or something
>from poor working class family of criminals
>arrogant but its understandable from his background
>doesnt dress very well but hes alright

>i think im his best mate sadly.

>> No.7102249

>>7096232
go and kill him then

>> No.7102252

>>7095759
>like 5'8 lol fuckn manlet
>got sick in mexico like 15 years ago, doctors gave him steroids
>has been ripped ever since
>huge lumberjack beard
>is actually a lumberjack
>used to race for kawasaki
>was fastest dude in canada in the 80s
>wears dress shirts and flannels, ancient ass sweaters and tees from the 90s/80s, oily/ripped up dad jeans
>wool socks and toques his mum knits for him
>boots

>> No.7102268

>>7102242
My dad sounds like the Australian version of your haha. Everything you described except the pastor part was identical
>>7100730

>> No.7102308

>>7097306

Worcester, MA?

or Worcester England?

>> No.7102324

My dad:
>extremely popular with younger guys in the city
>all of his friends are around 25 while he is 45
>average outfit would be:
>acne white shirt
>tapered black and white panelled trousers
>white brogues
>someone legit asked him if he was nick Wooster

>> No.7102339

>>7102252
lumbercore

>> No.7102365

>>7102252
damn i want this style. should i become a mechanic to keep my clothes dirty and greasy or is there some kind of technical hobby i can pursue?

>> No.7102372

>6' 165lbs
>worked manual labor his whole life despite being smart as hell
>adopted, doesn't know genetics
>went to Nam as an interrogator and got fucked up from it
>CIA asked him to join them and he said FUCK THAT because it meant going back to the jungle
>quiet, humble
>retired now
>huge prep in denial
>old ass BB shirts and busted the fuck up sperrys

i love my dad...haven't seen him since christmas

>> No.7102378

>>7102324

top lel

>> No.7102424

My dad used to dress a lot more camp than he does now. Apparently he wore a white suit with a long fur coat on his first date with my mum.

Now he has a Prince of Wales suit that I'm so jealous of, but he's too overweight for me to wear.

>5'9" maybe 220 lbs
>Full Italian, olive skin, hairy
>Bald, but small beard
>I steal his brogues sometimes
>Never wears a t-shirt, only shirts
>He has four wardrobes full of clothes
>Even clothes in the loft
>Elton John is his hero

/fa/, is my dad gay?

>> No.7102428

>>7096232

>"What's up dad"

>> No.7102474

> usually wears grey or white t-shirts and awkward hats
> balding
> extremely nice guy
> has a beard
> high genius (official IQ 173), but gets no respect from people, which has prompted me to do a lot of reading on social psychology and body language so that hopefully people will treat me better than they treat him
> was cooler than me when he was my age, but makes up a lot of stuff and lies to me about some things to try and seem cooler/more accomplished than he actually is - when he lies to me about this it makes me extremely depressed because it indicates he's insecure about wanting me to look up to him, and I wish he didn't feel the need to embellish the truth to try and feel like he's good enough
> although he was cooler than me when he was my age, now he comes off as geekier than I ever hope to be
> but yeah, really sweet guy

>> No.7102500

>A bit taller than me (200 cm, I'm 195cm)
>listens to postpunk, reggea (on cassette), classical and p4kcore
>ADHD, takes ritalin
>Used to be chubby (110kg), not care about appearance
>got arthritis in foot, had to loose weight
>Starts lifting, diets
>Had to dump almost whole wardrobe
>Replaced it with better clothes
>The motherfucker has a lower bf% than me but dresses slightly better than average
>He passed the 50 mark but hasnt balded a bit

>> No.7102504

>>7102424
no just italian

>> No.7102505

My father used to wear suits all day errday. We'd be on vacation visiting some mountain village in Thailand and he's still in his suit, wearing oxfords and carrying his attache briefcase.
Now he bought a boat a while back and decided he wants to dress like a fucking captain every day.
I admire him for not giving a fuck, but jesus, does he look like an idiot now.

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>is a football coach and teaches psychology
>5ft8"
>has gotten pretty chubby
>smokes
>wears sporty clothes
>has a shitload of ugly prewashed jeans
>has more shoes than me
>used to be drunk and angry as fuck all the time and beat us up when we were kids so Im still afraid of him and do everything he says no questions asked
>still instructs me at things like Im 10
>we dont really talk

>> No.7102634

>>7102505
le classy gentleman

>> No.7102645

>skinny
>wears suits from the 80's

>> No.7102677

Haven't seen him in years but here.

>Tall with a gut
>Ginger
>Wears fishing shirts and polos
>Cargo shorts and blue jeans
>Red wings and boat shoes