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>tfw I finally made myself effay
>tfw I finally was ready to try and fuck the first girl that friendzoned me, setting me in my beta ways
>tfw we hung out, she kept making fun of me for looking like a "pretty little faggot"
>tfw she didn't have sex with me

You guys said it wouldn't be like this

>> No.7093059

Sorry man. No matter how nicely you dress. It will never change the fact that females don't wish to produce with you.

>> No.7093053

>>7093022
you're the fucking beta faggot here
why the fuck would you go after a lost cause you fucking imbecile.

>> No.7093065

>>7093053
this. you deserved this OP. I hope you wallow in your stupidity

>> No.7093085

you're the fucking idiot who has girl friends. I haven't had girl friends since high school. I hang out with girls to fuck them, if that doesn't happen after the first few times I move on to someone else. Fucking beta idiot you get no ass

>> No.7093094

>HEY I GOT AN IDEA I'LL TRY TO GET THAT GIRL THAT FRIENDZONED ME
>still a beta
I don't know why I'm posting this

>> No.7093092

>>7093053
I wanted to fuck her to prove to myself that I've changed, and to rub it in her face how much of a cool trendy guy I had become

>> No.7093100

>>7093022
>>/fit/

>> No.7093146

>>7093085
I hadnt seen her in like 7 years when I tried this

>> No.7093168

i wish a girl would call me a pretty little faggot

>> No.7093195

lmfao this nigga started dressing nice just so he can get back at the person who scarred him for life

what a bitter virgin

>> No.7093213

>>7093195
4chan wouldn't exist without people like me

>> No.7093226

>>7093168
i'd slap the bitch. Also you're all sorry asses. Girls didn't give a fuck about me for a certain time now the I'm fit and effay and my face and voice matured I just humiliate every fucking femalearound, no love for those bitches. A never say "girl" I only say "hoe", "bitch" and "trick", I'm almost happy to say NO to an ugly or not effay or a slightly fat hoe, like damn bitch u wanna hang out WHAT. Higher-class girls just think I'm too cool for them and simpleton hoes don't interest me. I'm 21 still a virgin and proud I didn't fuck any of those not 10/10-grills. I'll keep masturbating to those nasty Ex Girlfriend videos and won't remove my Odd Future's Real Bitch ringtone no matter how hard my ugly feminist coworkers bitch. Word

>> No.7093227

>>7093022
tfw no girl to skype, masturbate for, while she insults your dick size/calling you pathetic

then orders you to cum, makes fun of how little your load and dick are then signs off without removing an article of lothing

>> No.7093265

>>7093226
so inspiring

>> No.7093278

>>7093022
>looking like a pretty little faggot

such is life as a fashionable american.

>> No.7093296
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7093296

>tfw when fucked daily
>tfw beta anon wants to hang out after i friendzoned his ass
>tfw we hung out, and i kept making fun of him for being a pretty little faggot
>tfw i went home and had sex with abdul my black boyfriend

>> No.7093297

>>7093022
Hahahahahahahahaha

That's what you get for listening to /fa/.

/fiat/ goslingcore master race

>> No.7093324

>>7093022
you're not /fa/ tho

>> No.7093331

>>7093324
Lol

>> No.7093342

>>7093331
Implying being /fa/ is a good thing

>> No.7093390

lmao

if you think being fashionable will get you pussy, youre fuckign retarded

getting pussy relies on personality looks and swagger

>> No.7094818

>>7093022
Being a girl who friedzoned you. Top kek. Why did you even bother? If you were more alpha, you'd go catch another woman. That's how you be apex /fa/get.

>> No.7094824

>>7093296
This is the definition of kek

>> No.7094828

>>7093022
boo fucking hoo nobody cares

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>>7093227
man you really are a gross fat fuck

>> No.7095787

What were you wearing op?

>> No.7095804

are you sure you're /fa/? post a fit fuccboi

first day i was /fa/ the first female i saw had sex with me literally immediately upon seeing me

>> No.7095816

>>7093022
post a fit, pretty boi

>> No.7095932

You're doing it wrong OP, should have gone to /fit/ instead. I did the same thing with a girl except I got /fit/, and ended up fucking her 5 times a week.
>Oh anon you're so muscular

>> No.7095963

>>7093022
>You guys said it wouldn't be like this
PFFTfyfdf hahsaha
what
man, no.
woah, oh god.
just, wow. ahaha
also
>friendzoned
>my beta ways
woah wow

>> No.7095968

>>7095932
>5 times a week.
woah wow

>> No.7095983

>>7093226
i almost look up to you.

>> No.7095995

Don't be fashionable for vagina, no girls can appreciate fashion that doesn't come from Ryan Gosling or the next fucking poser in a magazine. Tell the cunt you want a root or suffer from being unconfident, you pretty little faggot.

>> No.7096001

>>7095968
She works night shifts twice a week :)) ;)

>> No.7096015

>>7096001
sounds like a prostitute

>> No.7096023

>>7096015
Probably <;-)

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>>7093226
>that entire post

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>>7093092

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>> No.7097679

>>7093226
For the love of god post a fit. I'm about to die

>>7097473
It just kept giving and giving.

>> No.7097683

>>7096001
wow anon you have a girlfriend
you must have so much game

>> No.7097685

>>7095995
>no girls can appreciate fashion that doesn't come from Ryan Gosling or the next fucking poser in a magazine.
probably because you look like a massive faggot in anything else
not really you look like a massive faggot in that too

whining about posers in magazines? look in the mirror faggot

>> No.7098182

>>7093022
>being a pretty little faggot
you were supposed to be that pretty motherfucker
try again

>> No.7098223 [DELETED] 

>>7093022
hahahha

>> No.7098236 [DELETED] 

>>7093022
hahahha

>> No.7098442

>>7097666
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


That's rich. seriously though OP. being /fa/=being attractive. Go lift.

>> No.7099340

This is a website were people apply their opinions anonymously.
What did you expect, pussy?

>> No.7099349

that's weird nobody has ever called me gay even when I wore high heel boots

>> No.7101157

show us your fit

>> No.7102668

>>7093085
Wow did you just hop straight off bodybuilding forums?

Are you afraid of girls or something? There's nothing wrong with having friends who are girls you insecure manbabby. Have some fucking confidence.

>> No.7102769

>>7093100
ahahah
ooohahahaha
oh w8 u meen try find a bear? das cool kk