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>walk into clothing store
>you're the only customer

>> No.7067920

oh lawd

>> No.7067926

wear headphones and pretend they aren't there

>> No.7067971
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7067971

I swear to god when I found out I'm the only customer, I quickly pretend I just got a text and that I need to leave because of some emergency or something.

It's even worse when there's a hot grill who's working there

>> No.7067985

>>7067915
>see the female shop assistant notice and approach me
>"What c--"
>quickly turn around, walk away and never come back

>> No.7067986

>they watch your every move like hawks

>> No.7068006

I'm new to /fa/ and this happens to me quite a bit. Bath in the UK is a great city but its empty other than the weekends when the tourists all turn up. Tons of top class shops completely empty usually always have stuff in my size.
Whats the problem with it?

>> No.7068067 [DELETED] 

>>7067986
>be me,10/10 cool young thug
>at mall selling drugs
>go into Journeys to look at boots because why not
>"Welcome to Journeys! All yellow tagged shows are exclusive to Journeys only"
>I respond coldy in a monotone, emotionless, voice "is that why they say Exclusive on them?"
>"y-yea"
>tfw ruin someones day because they say something stupid
>mfw

>> No.7068073

>walk into store
>only one there
>qt service girl asks "anything I can help you with? :)"
>'n-no thanks, just looking'
>walk out of store

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7068074

>they're watching you try something on

>> No.7068071

>>7068006
>bath is a great city

LOL!!1!1

>> No.7068075

>>7067986
>be me,10/10 cool young thug
>at mall selling drugs
>go into Journeys to look at boots because why not
>"Welcome to Journeys! All yellow tagged shoes are exclusive to Journeys only"
>I respond coldy in a monotone, emotionless, voice "is that why they say Exclusive on them?"
>"y-yea"
>tfw ruin someones day because they say something stupid
>mfw

>> No.7068079

>walk into empty shop
>headphones in
>can see workers walking uo to me
>know they are asking me shit
>blank them and continue looking at stuff
>they mad

>> No.7068086
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7068086

Where do you buy your clothes that this is a problem ? If you go into a high end store you kind of expect your not going to have all that many people browsing like its winners or something.

I prefer to be the only one in the store because you can get all the help you need. It's nice to be in a menswear store and have the time to talk and go over clothing and things with people who are proud to sell the clothes that they do.

This complaint is reminiscent of a /r9k/er complaining of small talk with a barber. Which I find funny, kudos on the thread OP.

>> No.7068093

>>7068086
>tfw you hate small talk with the barber
>tfw autism

>> No.7068103

>>7068086
everyone has a little /r9k/ inside them

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>>7068086
i dont need/want help

i want to try shit one, know what size i am and leave so i can buy it online for less than retail

>> No.7068107

>j-just looking, th-thanks

>> No.7068117

>>7068086
>getting haircut
>small talk time
>ohgodplsno.jpg
>pay as quickly as possible, no tip
>out the door as fast as possible
>take a deep breath
why do haircuts suck so much?

>> No.7068122

>metalhead
>want to start into fashion
>enter a shop
>get fucking weird looks from everyone
>leave

bitches ain,t gonna get my money

>> No.7068124

>>7068107

every time

>> No.7068130

>>7068117
well when I got my HY ( I had glorious long hair before) My hairdreser did an amazing job. So it didn't suck

>> No.7068132

>new job
>time to sort out this style problm
>in montreal
>walk into jack and Jones on a whi
>no one there but me
>three girls help me pick out a bunch of stuff
>made me model it all. Super helpful
>best day ever

>> No.7068133

>>7068093

Then just don't respond or just relax and close your eyes or read a magazine or something.

>>7068086

I also don't understand when people don't just say, "No thanks, but I'll ask if I need help" and just continue shopping. In parts of Asia, they're VERY helpful and prompt, but many stores will have lots of staff on hand very actively watching to see if you need help, but they stay near registers on or along the wall until you call for them.

>> No.7068140

>>7068132
post a fit

>> No.7068149

>>7068117
>not answering all questions in a very cool way to attract and interest young female barbers
>mfw

>> No.7068162

this only happens to me when i go to my local gothninja store

>> No.7068164

>look at items
>want to try something on maybe
>buy something
>no matter what you do you feel them judging your taste

>> No.7068168

>>7068132
sounds terrifying
>>7068149
>any plans for the weekend?
>uh...p-partying, a-and..relaxing with friends..f-fucking b-bitches

>> No.7068170

>>7068140

Gimmy a sec. I hope you guys are gentle

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>>7067915
>mfw I mostly visit small stores and this happens every time

>> No.7068185

>>7068105
not buying one or two items every so often from retail will result in a landscape of winners, walmart, and shopping mall tier outlets.support your local Boutique

I do because I live in a city where this kind of thing has slowly died out and given way to department stores.

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7068206

>tfw all of the employees are attractive grills
>tfw can't turn 180 and walk away
>tfw anxiety and stress
deathbyautism.jpg

>> No.7068211

>you want me to hold that for you

>> No.7068220

Stuff like this used to make me a bit nervous..but ever since getting a job in a clothing store it doesn't bother me anymore

>> No.7068224

>>7068220
youve become one of them

>> No.7068228

i lost that fear a while ago

>> No.7068233

>>7068220
JUST LOOKING MEANS JUST LOOKING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STOP HARRASSING AND PRESSURIGN ME TO PURCHASE YOUR GOODS YOU MANIPULATIVE SIREN

>> No.7068235

>>7068168
>any plans for the weekend
"im gonna cross slow puffin on the optimo, hit the store and go real slow blowing indo out the door. i'm gonna lite the stash green, looking clean watching remote control screens with ice byzantines."

works every time.

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7068260

>in tokyo
>4 floor giorgio armani store right downtown ginza
>deserted
>a few japanese employees standing around eyeing my every gaijin move
>silent as hell
>guy wants to operate the elevator for me
>"no its ok"
>does it anyway
>he waits by the elevator until I'm ready to go to another floor

>> No.7068274

Just wear headphones and don't acknowledge their existence, that's what i do.

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>>7068170

I'm late this is the best I can do. Thanksgiving with the folks. Hence the stupid white shirt.

>> No.7068282

>>7068274

just say hello, no thanks im just having a look, ill let you know if i need anything

fuck you guys are retarded

>> No.7068288

>>7068282
I don't want to talk to plebs

>> No.7068291

>>7068288
dubs confirm

>> No.7068294

>>7068235
tip lil

>> No.7068297

are you guys all autisdick or something?

>> No.7068302

>>7068260
i swear i had a nightmare once just like this

>> No.7068313

>walk into store
>try some stuff on
>about to leave
>service girl stops me
>"there's more menswear upstairs!"
>feel obligated to go take a look

>> No.7068307

That's good, no fuckers in the way of the racks

>> No.7068323

>>7068294
i just poured some out for a fallen soldier.

now my floors all wet...

>> No.7068337

>>7068233
They have to harass you or their boss will get mad

>> No.7068349

>>7068006
>any city in the uk other than London is great
top kek

>> No.7068350

>walk in store
>keep hands out where they can see them so they won't think I'm stealing
>leave and cry myself to sleep

>> No.7068347

>>7068313
cute

>> No.7068361

>>7067915
thats a very desirable thing actually

alot of rappers rap about "shutting down" a store

thats what they mean

>> No.7068373

>>7068361
Yeah well rapers are scum of society like you.

>> No.7068369

>>7068349
london is shit
it's overcrowded and everyone is foreign

>> No.7068385

>>7068260
walking in downtown akiba

black guy in sean jean and chains and shit handing out tissue with directions to pink district

forcefully tries to place a tissue packet in my hand

>speak japanese/english
>he's wearing sean jean so i know this nigger is a gajin
>how are you doing today? i do not need one of these thank you *super nice becuase first time ive spoken english in monthsP

nigger starts using tribal speak

FUCK fuck african nationals looking american and shit

>> No.7068402

I work in a clothing store in Vancouver and I've never encountered any aspies like the comments posted ITT.

>> No.7068410

>>7068385

nice story

>> No.7068404

>>7068117
I discovered that It was hard to talk to barbers(and anyone in general) because I was a fucking boring person. I only kept up with video games and hipster music and fashion bullshit. Not anything anyone could relate to.

also I just talked about whatever I wanted to(besides politics because i want a good haircut) and if they don't get it oh well. Im payin them to cut my fuckin hair.


if a family member is with me. holy shit. I lose all ability to speak though. I had like 3 girls talk to me at a college football game. but kinda awkwardly didn't do anything because my brother was with me. What the fuck is wrong with me

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>>7068361
b-but i'm shy

>> No.7068425

>>7068404
holy shit sounds like me, someone asks me about videogames and i can be very well spoken.

>> No.7068435

>>7068425
that's everyoen

>> No.7068432

>>7068260
Well what else did you want him to do?

>> No.7068433

>>7068385
theyre english is fine and they dont really pester you all that much

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>>7068361
it's totally like i'm famous

>> No.7068442

>>7068361
>>7068361
no, when a rapper talks about shutting down a store it's because they had a gang dispute and someone was brutally slaughtered.
the store will be shut down by law enforcement since it is now a crime scene, and needs to be left untampered with.

consider this line i heard on some lil wayne cd:
"I pour four then I hit the exit door, take a trip to Macy’s cop the whole second floor"
He is talking about killing four people. blood is pouring out of their bodies. he runs out of the store through the back door, most likely with at least two other cool thugs, all armed. cops rush to the scene and flood the second floor. it will be closed for at least three days to properly analyze everything.

you should get better at analyzing poetry. now gtfo.

>> No.7068453

>>7068442
wrong

go read jay z decoded

straight out of the spit valve

>> No.7068462

>>7068453
you should really read Jay Z Decoded Straight Out of the Spit Valve.
very good book, and you could learn something from it.

anyway, im heading out, so i'll talk to you later.

>> No.7068470

>>7068369

>everyone is foreign

that's a good thing

>> No.7068511

>walk into the rick owens store wearing dreamboxes
>start browsing
>male and female assistant quietly talk to each other
>they laugh
>turn head to confront them
>they blank me
>resume browsing
>they laugh again

i ran out

>> No.7068532

>>7068433
the ones that work for the pop up stores that sell american tide and lays for 5,000 yen a box, and holliester tees for like 10000yen aren't too bad

but the ones that work for the prostitution palors near the major pachinko outlets are really bad with anyone who looks gajin at all

they target me alot too becuase halfu breeduu

>> No.7068555

>>7068412
ohhh jeez.

>> No.7068560

>>7068511
I always laugh at ppl in fakes or high-fashion design ripoffs.

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>>7068412

>> No.7068575

>>7068117
lol im too socially awkward to even go to a barber

for about 5 years or so, i mastered the backcomb, and shave head youtube tutorial

showing girls how to "cut their hair like amber rose"

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7068579

>walk into uo on a weekday
>only 1 guy there folding shit on the mens floor and ignoring my pleb existence
>shop in peace

>> No.7068580

>>7068575
>lol im too socially awkward to even go to a barber
Really?
Man, I don't get that far into the awkwardness, and I consider myself to be massively awkward. I guess my thing is that I don't care about whether I make conversation or not, so I'm not always feeling like I need to say something. I just go, get my haircut, leave. A little small conversation if someone else starts it.

>> No.7068583

>>7068442
Is this... Is this ironic?

>> No.7068588

>walk into clothing store
>like what up i got a big cock

>> No.7068593

>>7068588
I want /b/ to leave.

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>>7068588
they'll see right through the facade

>> No.7068597

>>7068588
>2013
>reciting lyrics from macklemore song

please go

>> No.7068610

>>7068580
well what do you do when the barber tries to start a convo ad you just kinda sit there with an old magazine trying to pretend you didn't hear him? they just sort of repeat themselves too, i don't watch the lakers IDK about who is getting traded....do you just say "i don't know" or, "hey, can ya just cut my hair? thanks?" or?

last time i went to a barber was last year, i tried to get a hair cut and a saftey razor (he sells AOS and other brands)

so i just sort of awkwardly brose the selection of razors, buy the most expensive one after asking questions for 2 mins, so he wouldn't get upset, and i decided to gtfo before it was any more awkward.

>> No.7068621

>walk into store
>every member of staff turns to look
>get a bit nervous
>I'm addicted to shoplifting
>walk around to look normal
>steal a few things in changing rooms
>try to walk out
>alarms ring, shit I musn't have taken the tags off properly
>start sweating profusely
>staff start to approach
>turn around
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>7068511
well, that was

to be expected.

>walk into store
>do you have any cdg chucks in cream white left
>no
>Are you getting some soon from a backorder?
>no
No small talk is

good

yes

...

>> No.7068623

>>7068575
I just cut my own hair. The cheap cuts end up looking like shit but still cost me money and the expensive ones are too much because I am cheap.

Not that I am afraid of barbers, it is just so much better to cut your hair exactly how you want and when you want it.

>>7068511
Nice, lol. I tried to wear my dreamboxes into a rick store but the gf made me change because she thought it would be too embarrassing.

>> No.7068626

>>7068610
doesn't your barber shop usually have a T.V so you don't have to engage in small talk?

>> No.7068629

>>7068610

wtf

just sit there, you dont have to talk if you dont want to

the barber usually tries to start a convo but will soon stop if you arent replying

why do you guys give a fuck about people you wont see again or people who you are paying to do a job

>> No.7068640

>>7068610
You could just answer with brief responses. That way you acknowledge them and don't look autistic or like an asshole.

Maybe practice your social skills and ask them about their life. Jesus.

>> No.7068659

>>7068629
>people you wont see again
I see my barber every month for about 6 years and never actually talked to him.

At this point it's too late to start a convo and secretly i suspect my barber think i'm autistic which i'm not btw

I just don't have anything interesting to say

>> No.7068671

>>7068640
is there a forum that just has a bunch of small talk questions, spooky told me that to get people to insta like you you just ask them questions and get them talking about themsleves, for quite a while.

and have you answer as few as possible so they don't see that you're weird or narcisstic
"so why do you cut hair for a living?"

"do you have aspirations, above and beyond cutting hair for a living?"

"why or why not?"

"would you say that your life partner is generally attractive? may i see a photo of her? How long would you say on average are your love making sessions?"

>> No.7068679

>>7068671

yeah, those are totally non autistic questions. go for it

>> No.7068685

>>7068621
how do you get the tags off?

>> No.7068700

>>7068685
magnets, bitch!

>> No.7068705

>>7068659

>what time you onto today
>up to much tonight?
>do anything/doing anything at the weekend
>you watch breaking bad (any tv series)
>you hear the new (insert band) album
>howd you get into hairdressing?

thats just some shit off the top of my head, just talk nonsense if you feel awkward sitting in silence

its not hard

>> No.7068712

>>7068671
go for it, detective

>> No.7068727

>>7068679

thats the probkem, you fuckers worry about sounding autistic and other shit

normal people will happily talk to you if you ask them shit and wont think you are a retard

>> No.7068739

>>7068727

no bro definitely, go to your barber and straight up ask him about his sex life, dont worry about it

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>>7068075
>>be me,10/10 cool young thug
stopped reading there

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>walk into crowded house party
>shoes everywhere
>must take off shoes
>mfw my shoes would be the most beautiful in that disgusting heap
>pleading to be worn and trampled or stolen
>feel uncomfortable
>???
>put shoes into backpack

>> No.7068761

>>7068739

that was obviously taking the piss

honestly i didnt even read to the end of seigs load of shit

>> No.7068768

>>7068727
i have tried that,

people will swear up and down "just be confident"

but when i act confident, people assume i am an asshole.

i have to presume that being confident, and an asshole are two different things, based solely on the attractiveness of the person exhibiting those traits.

and while attempting to emulate traits that are deemed as confidence in media, combined with the desire not to engage in small talk, due to an inability to come off as personable to other humans, and generally disliked by most people who communicate with you, seems to come across as what people assume to be suspicious behavior.

the most logical step is to avoid human interaction as much as possible to avoid being detained for doing nothing other than partaking in a few past times, or going out for a midnight stroll where people generally are not present.

>> No.7068774

>>7068761

i hope all of those questions were taking the piss

>> No.7068790

>>7068671
are you taking the piss?

>> No.7068791

I just took this autism test and I scored a 21, I guess 16 is normal and 32 is autist so I am semi autistic.

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/features/take-the-autism-test/

>> No.7068799

>>7068760
god
that is a truly terrifying feel

>> No.7068801

>>7068768

whatever keeps you happy

but socialising gets easier with practice so staying away from it wont be good for you and you will just become more withdrawn and more autistic

start talking to people irl

just practice when you are out, even just to a shop assistant say something gay like its a nice day today or some shit

just comment on day to day things and smile and try and seem pleasent

it all becomes easier with practice

>> No.7068807

>>7068790
obsesses over every detail construction wise on garments, highly educated, obsesses about 1 thing at a time, hence each degree in very weird subjects. no social skills

he's a high functioning full blown autist

>> No.7068814

>>7068801
I agree that smiling and seeming pleasant help out a lot.

>> No.7068816

>>7068760
>wear geos to party
>A$AP is playing
>They probably wouldn't realise what they are and how much they cost but still too scared to take them off and leave them unattended

>> No.7068826

>>7068816
I watches this sex and the city episode where they make her take off her shoes after protesting. The shoes ended up getting stolen, I think they were Manolo heels.

>> No.7068836

>>7068807
For some reason autism make me laugh so hard. I think partly because I am worried that I may be autist as well.

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>>7068807
You'd have to know a lot more about the guy before you can say he's an autist at all.

I'm kinda like that guy, but my conditions are due to other psychological disorders or situations.

>> No.7068845

>>7068836

autism is a buzzword these days. its like 'doctors' diagnosing energetic kids with ADD and dyslexia and all sorts of shit. you realise people arent using the term autism sincerely here

>> No.7068851

>goto toronto
>more gay guys then hot straight women
>get checked out constantly by gay dudes

hold me

>> No.7068857

>>7068133
>tfw you say you don't need any help but they come up telling you about this and this you should look at like 30sec later

>> No.7068858

>walk into local visvim stockists
>same time as a billion mums looking at cdg play or s/t
>look around to see if anything new stocked - same ol' shit
>decide this place is shit
>why do i even bother?
>return in 2 months time
fuck it

>> No.7068867

>goto local mall
>shop around
>meh I Can get this shit for cheaper online
>fuck all this shit is rip offs
>mcqueen skulls, tiger faces
>balmain rip offs
>wtf I just want the real shit
>why do I bother to mall

please rape my face

>> No.7068886

>>7068845
Yeah, I understand. However I am slightly social awkward and weird so it is funny to think I am retarded when most likely I am just "unique".

I am sure there are other weird people out there too.

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>>7068791
>mfw 14

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7068949

>that one sales associate who follows you around the entire time

p-please associate your eyes are so intrusive

>> No.7068965

>>7068905
damn you

>>7068949
always like this in asia

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7069010

>>7068905
>mfw 11
I'm still bad with most people.

>> No.7069071

>>7068791
scored a 20 :/

>> No.7069074

>>7068791
What the fuck is question #9? Am I fascinated by dates? Like the fruit or like going on a date? How could I be fascinated by the latter?

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>>7068791
>13

hell yea nigga B)

>> No.7069091

>>7069074
congratulations, you're autistic

>> No.7069097

>>7069071
Scored a 23 getonmylevel

>> No.7069109

>>7069091
Uhuh, then I scored a 20. I knew my confusion was a bad sign.

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>>7069091

>> No.7069141

>>7069074
Calender dates. Like, it's asking if you are one of those weirdos who's always doing numerology shit with the day's date.

>> No.7069138

>>7068905
>mfw 7

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>>7069075
>tfw 9

>> No.7069149

>>7069141
Oh god, I'm a moron and an autist.

>> No.7069182

>>7068133
>Then just don't respond
hahaha man im cracking up

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>>7069138
>mfw 4

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>>7069184
>>7069138
>tfw still socially retarted

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>> No.7069642

>>7068117

>Go to barber.
>Lots of fembarbers trying to make smalltalk.
>just answer their question with "yes" or "no" very akwardly.
>Now only get my hair cut but this quit, akward, introverted as fuck male barber.

I feel like they coupled me to that guy cutting my hair because we both just stay akwardly quit.

>> No.7069714

>>7068791
30...

okay then

>> No.7070425

>>7068583
its just stone cold comedy bruh.

>> No.7070504

>>7068760
>walk into house party
>everyone's shoes at the door
>wearing my new MMMs so want to show 'em off
>don't take them off
>getting compliments on shoes all night
>drinking, having a good time
>uh oh too much to drink
>start throwing up in the toilet and end up getting puke all over my MMMs
>haven't worn them since

should have taken them off like everyone else.

>> No.7070542

>>7070504
>be at party
>some homo comes wearing MMMs
>doesn't take shoes off like everyone else
>watchoutforthisguy.png
>he ends up puking and passing out
>everyone pukes on his shoes some more for good measure
>never see him wearing MMMs again

>> No.7070558

>walk into empty shop
>guys in suit walks past by you
>earphones in both ears
>'auuuyy gdd aftnnnIuhgg'
>me: 'pardon?' and pull out one of the plugs
>'good afternoon, sir!'
>me: 'great d-day, afternoon, to you t-too.'
>get out of the shop

>> No.7070571

>try on pants
>go look at self in 6 mirrors
>"those pants fit great anon"
>really ? I think they're too loose
>tfw pants shopping is always like this

how can I get over this shit complex I have that all pants are too loose unless they have my calves in a headlock.

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>>7068791
17

>> No.7070663
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>>7068791

Sweet, I got 50/50.

>> No.7070661

>>7070558
I usually say
"Ya sure is"
I need to let them know somehow I got a stick up my ass
Usually my responds are kinda snobby

>> No.7070674
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>looking at some basics at a store
>see a qt you know from highschool
>its the one who always wore short shorts to weightlifting class and had an extremely tight ass, it was unbelievable
>she comes up to me and asks if I need help

>> No.7070688

>>7070674
"Ya are you an archaeologist?"

>> No.7070711

>walk into a shop
>"hi do you need any help?"
>"Nah cheers i'm just browsing"
>browse
>cop/leave

>> No.7070778

>>7070571
I legit help people pick good fitting clothes. I made like 30 high schoolers out back their dress shirts and get the slim fit ones for homecoming last month.

>> No.7070785

>>7070778
Put*

>> No.7070832

>>7070778
good man

>> No.7070863

>>7070504

Perfect, unoverstated, appropriate example of "trying too hard"

>> No.7070964

>>7068629
this
>barber tries to make small talk
>answer with "yes" "no" "i dont know"
>he understands
>silent for the rest of the haircut

or if he doesn't understand just bring the convo back to the hair

>> No.7070974

who /notip/ here?
>living in canada
>$15 haircut
>$0 tip
#noshame #thatguy4lyfe

>> No.7070988

>>7068610
God why is everyone here so autistic? Why is small talk so difficult for you?

And that's rude as fuck you sperglord. You're telling him you'd rather be bored than talk to him.

>> No.7070998

>walk past clothes store
>no people
>dont go in
>walk back short time later
>more people
>go in

thats all you gotta do nigga.

>> No.7071000

>>7070974
>tipping at the barbers

what the fuck

you're supposed to haggle not tip wow

>> No.7070997

>>7070974
I don't tip on 15 dollar haircuts because they're trash. Go back to beauty school this haircut is awful. Tfw poor

I do tip on my occasional 45 dollar haircuts but only 5 bucks.

>> No.7071021

>>7070998
>having social anxiety
>making me cringe

pls just learn social skills

pls

>> No.7071023

>>7070974
The only time I tip is with the qt grills who work at the drive thru coffee hut I always go to. I don't tip starbucks bitches though, they can get rekt.

>> No.7071035

>>7071023
that is fucking pathetic man

>> No.7071048

>>7068791
>http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/features/take-the-autism-test/

I scored an 8... I actually wish I was a little more autistic.

>> No.7071100

>>7068791
>tfw 6
It's a good feel I guess

>> No.7071131

>>7071100
Not really. That means you're dependent on people and full extroverts are just as pathetic as autists. Because they're dumb as rocks.

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>>7071021
I have social skills, but I'd rather not be the only person in the store with the one employee working there breathing down my neck.

>mfw this happened to me today

This is why I like shopping during the holiday season.

>> No.7071167

>>7071035
What?

Starbucks doesn't deserve it. And the grills at the coffee hut actually put effort into making the coffee and deserve it.

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>>7071167
Thirsty

ass


nigga

>> No.7071192

my local burberry shop has the worst sa to customer ratio. the burberry store is 5 stories tall and theres like a dozen sales associates per floor.

the only people in the store besides the sales associates are fat ugly poor midwestern tourists. oak st < michigan ave

>> No.7071199

>>7068791
lel scored 25

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>>7071176
I don't want to fug any of them, it's just being courteous. They're qt but you have to be seriously autistic to think that tipping someone will get you the V.

>> No.7071212

>>7068385

>Going to akiba
>Ever

Akihabara is a shithole

>> No.7071219

>>7071210
Das y u thirsty mayne

>> No.7071221

>tfw you walk into the empty local shops in a small town and don't want to buy anything because online is cheaper

>> No.7072157

>>7068442
You are my second favourite tripfag.

>> No.7072183

>>7072157
thanks XD

repped

>> No.7072267

>>7071131
well what does 10 mean smarty pants

>> No.7072272
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7072272

>walk into store
>realize everything is out of your price range by a lot
>clerk asks if he can help you
>have him assist you in window shopping for thirty minutes so he doesn't think you're poor and just stumbled into the store like an idiot

>> No.7072276

>>7069642
>quit

>> No.7072458

>>7070778
do u work there or lurk there?

>> No.7072474

Why are so many of you such beta-autismal socially awkward faggots? It's not hard to smalltalk. You should try it sometimes.

>> No.7072477

>>7072272
>walk into store
>realize everything is out of your price range by a lot
>pull expensive items off, check price obviously, further inspect items like you're keen to get it
I try to be subtle but it still hurts that they're probably like "what is was he even bothering for"

>> No.7072489

>>7068791
Score: 12. Yay

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>>7068826
fuck, I remember that episode

what is wrong with me?

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>>7068791
>score 9
feels good

>> No.7072816

>>7068006
I live 8 miles away, Í don't get it! I think its because 95% of the reasons to go there are tourist related, but even so its a great shopping place

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>walk into store
>only customer there
>look for item you saw online
>can't find it
>feel pressured to buy something else because all the salespeople are looking at you

>> No.7072829

>'hi can i help with anything'
>'no thanks i'm just having a look'
>20 seconds later
>'HELLO PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU NEED ANY HELP'

pls go

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>> No.7072875

>>7069184
>>7069341
>>7072825
>>7072845
What is this?

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>>7072875
It's le baldchan-kun

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>>7072875
>being this much of a le new-fuccboi
lol u a max fuccboi

>> No.7072923

>walk into clothing store
>I'm not going to buy anything just look
>oh this looks nice and this and this...
>that'll be 320 dollars

>> No.7072986

>grill comes up to me in the store
>asks me if I want to try on the stuff that's on special
>it's shit
>say "do I look like a fuccboi to you?"
>realise what I did
>walk out
>never look back

>> No.7072994

>>7072986
pls b tru

>> No.7073003

>>7068791
9 here and still dont like going to the barber

>> No.7073017

>Walk into some college type store that sells shot glasses and other shit
>qt clerk walking around sees me and starts mirin
>she introduces herself with a big smile on her face "Hey I'm X"
>just say, "Oh hi" and keep checking out the store
>she's watching me from a distance
>store has nothing good
>she yells goodbye while leaving

>> No.7073095

>>7068791
32 first time and 30 second time
Is this it /fa/?

>> No.7073121

>2013
>still buying clothes in a store

I shiggy fucking diggy, just order everything online

>> No.7073127

>be in class
>mushroom man to the left
>old irish dude comes along
>asks mushroom man to take autism test
>know that mushroom man is autistic, 32 year old virgin, completely dominates conversation and never shuts up
>he get 36
>is grumpy for the rest of the day

Poor mushroom man. :(

>> No.7073132

>>7073017

>she yells goodbye while leaving
this, did i do something wrong, wtf, this confuses me

>getting my haircut
>guy doesnt a decent job
>dont tip cause i never do
>say thanks and leave
>as im walking out the door both hairdressers shout byeee

>> No.7073135

>>7068071
Someones never been :(
>>7068349
Ohdear
>>7072816
Yup don't understand the point of building all those new shops when no one is ever in them.

>> No.7073138

>>7068768
>tfw when naturally come off as arrogant because I don't say much and am shy/ quiet
>tfw acting confident makes me sound arrogant but obnoxious
>tfw going for friendly bubbly confident just first sit right
Shyness and being told I come off cold and arrogant it is then

>> No.7073144

>>7073132
Learn to cut your own fucking hair.
You should be over 18 if you're on the board and if you get a mate to learn to cut his hair then you can fix up each others hair (mostly the back)

Been cutting my hair for about 2-3 months now and i've only just been able to cut the back with professional results

I've given myself some bad haircuts but i love it. Also, it's free exluding the cheap ass clippers

>> No.7073145

>>7068851
>incorrect use of than/then
It's okay you couldn't score with either crowd

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>>7068511
>wearing dreamboxes into a rick owens store
>wearing dreamboxes
>dreamboxes

>> No.7073153

>>7068086

My only problem is when they approach me asking if I need any help. If I needed help I would walk to the counter and ask them for help. I don't need them pestering me when I'm browsing their clothes.

>> No.7073158

>>7073121
>2013
>not supporting independent stores

>> No.7073164

>>7068791
got 17, is that bad?

>> No.7073182

>>7070558
>walk into empty shop
>guys in suit walks past by you
>earphones in both ears
>'auuuyy gdd aftnnnIuhgg'
>me: 'pardon?' and pull out one of the plugs
>''oh no sorry I was talking to her/ on the phone"
Happens waaaaaay more frequently than it should. Like why were you looking at me

>> No.7073187

>>7067926
>>7067971
>>7067985
>>7067986
>>7068073
>>7068074
>>7068107
>>7068164
>>7068206
>>7068274
>>7068313
>>7068350
>>7068511
>>7070998
>>7072825

back to /r9k/ you go

>> No.7073193

>>7068791
>tfw 3
What am I doing on this site

>> No.7073216

>>7071221
>go to the local shop that has more expensive clothes
>find the perfect fit
>go home and buy it cheaper online

I regret nothing

>> No.7073228

>>7073132
>>7073017
I thought saying goodbye was just common courtesy?
When I need to take a small-town or lesser-ridden city bus I say goodbye to the driver too, they usually wave back and after a while they start to recognize you and wait a little longer if you're come running cause you're a tad late.
Same with little food-stores and shit, just say hello and goodbye. They're humans, not robots.

>> No.7073234

>>7073144

why i can go to the hairdressers and get it cut there

>> No.7073245

>>7073216
lel I don't even visit them (I live in shit yurop country) I want everyone to cop their clothes from the capital.

>> No.7073243

>walk into clothing store
>see attractive people everywhere
>youre 5.8 and every employee is taller than you
>see person i knew from highschool who is really buff now
>avoid him
>looking for good shoes
>your mother wants to ask an employee for advice
>shes with you because she wants to get you a proper christmas present.
>finally find shoes i want
>attractive 6.2 man comes up and finds it in my size
>person i know finally spots me
>"no way", "i havent seen you in ages"
>y-you too
>looks down at me and my mother
>"s-so how ya been"
>g-good
>a 6 second silence
>"well i have to get back to work man"
>walk to the checkout
>see person i knew surrounded by girls laughing

that week i left that suburb and never came back

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>reading this thread

ima make it

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>tfw always tip really well because I know my social anxiety makes me look like a complete asshole

>> No.7073349

>>7072994
It's true, I once called my friend a filthy plebeian too when he said he liked Tool

4chan has ruined me

>> No.7073367

>>7073349
so edgy

>> No.7073374

>>7068117
>>7070974
>>7070997
>>7071000
>>7071023
>>7071210
>>7073132
>>7073293
>ameritips