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>want to be skinny to be /fa/
>want to be /fit/ to get grills
>am currently inbetween and could go either way

at least i have a cool uncle i guess

>> No.7056606

Not all girls like fit dudes.

>> No.7056613

Because being "/fit/" (being a 4chan board??????) guarantees that girls will like you.

Retard.

>> No.7056619

Girls don't like guys that they could probably beat the shit out of.

>> No.7056629

>want to be tall to be /fa/
>want to be short so I can be good at hide and seek
>am currently in between and will soon be found wearing this terrible fit

>> No.7056665
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7056665

Get ottermode. There isn't a girl out there that doesn't like ottermode. If you're too skinny, start eating more and pick up a calisthenics routine. I highly recommend the book Convict Conditioning. Once you get through the macho prison bullshit, the information is offers you is priceless. To top it off, you'll still look good in clothes without looking like an emaciated hungry skeleton when you're naked.

/fit/ will hate you for it but they're all disgusting "bearmodes" (read: fat people with moderately large biceps)

>> No.7056675

>>7056601
You've been going to /fit/ too much if you think you can only get grills by being "swole".

>> No.7056684

/fit/friend here. Ottermode is the mode for you.
Basically what >>7056665 said.

>> No.7056696

>wants to workout for grills

kill yourself

>> No.7056705

>>7056601
why not just work out while eating at maintenance you foochboi?

>> No.7056766

>>7056705
Because that's sub-optimal.

>> No.7056798

>>7056675
>You've been going to /fa/ too much if you think you can only get grills by being "effay".

>> No.7056816
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7056816

never got bigger than this.

you can go smaller, more shredded, less fat but never bigger.

it's an ideal for a reason.

>mfw when people on /fit/ think huge thighs looks good
>mfw they come on here asking for recs for jeans since they can't find any to fit their dino legs anymore

>> No.7056812

>>7056665
I've retained my ottermode by just running and doing regular core and upper body workouts.

But I guess that's what calisthenics is.

>> No.7056821

>>7056798
>Implying being /fa/ is to get grills....
>implying you aren't doing more damage to your ability in getting grills (quantity) by being /fa/

>> No.7056825

>>7056798
I'm answering OP here, who wants effay and still get grills. And being effay doesn't mean to go skellington mode either.

>> No.7056829
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7056829

go ottermode

>> No.7056847

>>7056816
>implying the greeks didn't move away from the established ideal around the time Constantine moved the capital to Byzantium.

>> No.7056848

>>7056816
>tfw have to buy jeans from the GAP to accommodate my powerful thighs

>> No.7056854

>coworkers brag constantly about picking things up and putting them down
>they all have spare tires and curlbro arms
k lel

>> No.7056866

>>7056847
>implying that was a good move

>> No.7056868

>>7056829
this is the only answer

>> No.7056894
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7056894

>go ottermode

"the day you started lifting is the day you became forever small"

>> No.7056901

become a boxer
>god tier cardio
>skinny as fuck/ottermode
boxing is effay as fuck yo

>> No.7056905

>>7056894
True words from a true brofessor.

>> No.7056921

>>7056798
/fa/ is a mindset, a lifestyle etc. (for me atleast)

doing everything the most effay way possible will gte you girls

>> No.7056936

>be 17
>There are like three guys that are ripped as fuck in my school
>They are well known for it, go to parties, are popular and all this kind of shit, all three were friends and always together etc
>One day I'm waiting for a class next to a group of qts (actually they weren't that qt, in retrospective)
>The three guys show up
>Qts are all laughing
>"I wasn't aware they fit through standard doors"
>tfw I always thought the laughs around them were girly giggles
>tfw those guys were laughing stocks the whole time

>> No.7056948

>>7056921
No it won't. And you can do everything the most pleb way possible and still get girls, no need to be a pretentious "vaporwave interests me" nerd

>> No.7056976

>>7056948
Ahh yes but being pretentious isnt /fa/ at all now is it? Also I didnt say you couldnt get girls if your a pleb.

>> No.7056982

>>7056936
But do they get a lot of action?

>> No.7057006

>>7056936
thats because the were probably ugly or douchy

when I got "ripped as fuck" in high school all the bitches flocked to me

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7057373

>tfw tired as fuck and want to be left all alone
>tfw family is forcing conversations
>tfw everybody suddenly wants to talk
>tfw i literally can't escape these people rn
fuck me

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7057380

>>7057373
hi how's school

>> No.7057384

>>7057380
haven't started yet.wrong assumptions

>> No.7057386

you wont get girls regardless because you sound like an insufferable loser tbh

just go kill yourself

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7057395

>>7057384
i am pretending to be a family member :)

thats their #1 go-to convo. starter

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7057422

>>7057395
lol
that made me cheer up
i dont wanna talk irl atm really
im just zoning out and really tired dont even want to sleep ya feel me? when u have a lot on your plate and cant swallow at that moment

>> No.7057443

>>7057422
if its nite time go to bed and have **DEEP THOUGHTS**

&-()

>> No.7057447

>>7056684
how does one become ottermode? every fitness guide i read aims on getting as big as possible

low weight high reps?

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7057471

>>7057443
have relatives in bed
wont even enjoy my sleep if i sleep nw
**DEEP THOUGHTS** will prolly make me sad since its the same regurgitations and trying to work through the mess im in,which others just dont understand that im actually working on it
this is one of the few times i longed for sum1 irl to chill with in the night time sky

>> No.7057533
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7057533

>>7057471
when i have problems i make a word doc for each one outlining the problem

then i go to each one and i look at it thru a critical eye (kind of works like the teddy bear programmin' trick)

then i type up a solution for each one as an outside observer

its a neato mind trick :o

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>>7057533
jedi curvy trix

ty based banana
just wanted sum ~comfort~ after being the comforter and advisor of many
#rare days

>spilt whiskey on shoe
t God for GoreTex

>> No.7057595

>>7056936
they sound jealous that other girls are getting their poon slayed

>> No.7057608

>>7056936
please rephrase i dont understand from the door part

>> No.7057613

>>7057572
ya i gotch u
#gotch #u #whiskey-tex-footcondom

>>7056936
they are jelly :(

>> No.7057651

>>7056606

Who ever told you this is lying

>> No.7058296

>>7057447
>low weight high reps?

Nonononononono, still follow the /fit/ sticky. Just stop when you reach ottermode and maintain that.

>> No.7058524

>>7056936
download much brutal games as you can.
buy weapons.
go to school and..