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>walk into clothing store
>you're the only one there

>> No.7044257

>>7044248
>7 employees all looking apprehensively at you

wtf nerds i just want to buy clothes fuck off

>> No.7044259
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7044259

>the sales associate starts to walk around the counter
>turn 360 and run out the door

>> No.7044262

steal everything

>> No.7044275

>>7044259
>turn 360
>360
pleb

>> No.7044279

Walk into Barneys
nobody helps me
it's like they know I can't afford it

>> No.7044285

>>7044275
chuckled

>ssense sale now on
>begin levitating while reciting discount designer sneakers
>mom he's doing it again

>> No.7044283

>>7044275
jesus christ
I hope this post is bait

>> No.7044292
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7044292

>the store owner comes over with a big fake smile

>> No.7044296
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7044296

>>7044259
>browsing mr porter
Chat with one of our online stylists

>Hey!
>Hello!
>...
>Do you have any specific questions?
>No thanks, just looking...
>ok

>> No.7044308

Too. Much. Pressure.

Abort

>> No.7044309

>>7044279
Walk into saks fifth.
go men mens floor
meh
go to rest of ladies floors with gf
"would you like a drink sir?"
"why yes I would"
next floor
"would you like a drink sir?"
"why yes I would"
repeat for rest of floors
almost get ran over by the perfume ice cream cart guy.
dip back down to mens cause booze
still meh

got a decent buzz going on and started to wonder how much they pay these shitty djs to play music nobody is really listening to

>> No.7044317

>sales people watch me the whole time im looking around
>end up not buying anything and leaving
i always feel like they talk shit because i didnt give them my money

>> No.7044327

>>7044309
wtf? they give you drinks?

>> No.7044343

>cloths without price tags

>> No.7044367

>>7044317
They don't care. They're just really bored and want you to make them do something. I work retail.

>> No.7044385
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7044385

>walk into Barbour shop in the UK
>the sales associate sees me, but's on the phone with her friend or something
>doesn't finish the call to help me, keeps talking
>it's like she know I can't afford it
>go around and look at clothes
>go downstairs
>come up 5 minutes later and buys a £200 (€320) jacket
>the woman is surprised
>

>> No.7044389

>walk into big and tall
>"did you realize you walked into a big adn tall store?" -person
>"derp"

>> No.7044391

>>7044296
lol'd

>> No.7044399

>>7044389
But muh oversized outerwear

>> No.7044405

>>7044327
only the one that literally on 5th ave im pretty sure.
theres even a bar in there on one of the womens floors. If you have never been and your around there pop in for a few minutes. the whole store is kinda ridiculous

>> No.7044408

>>7044385
did u buy it just to surprise her

>> No.7044417

>>7044343
What are you? Poor?

>> No.7044415

>be in Zurich
>walk into handbag store
>ask assistant to show me a particular bag
>"it's too expensive"
>tell her I think I can afford it
>"no, it's too expensive for you"
>mfw I am victim of racism

>> No.7044422

>go to higher end stores
>stupid old bitch working there follows me
>every 5 mins she asks me what I'm looking for
>clearly thinking I was going to steal

Dam hoe you need to back the fuck up

I'm not even a minority

>> No.7044419

>>7044415
hi oprah

>> No.7044438

>>7044436
being white is so over done though.

>> No.7044440

>>7044415

oprah pls

>> No.7044436

>>7044415
>not being white

I don't get why people just don't be white.

>> No.7044444

>>7044422
Same thing happened to me once
>be in Myre
>Two security guards are constantly circling me at a radius of about 15 meters
>go to try something on in change rooms
>walk out to look in mirror
>they're standing their, watching

I'm not a minority either

>> No.7044441

>>7044422
But you are a teenager

>> No.7044448

>>7044438
Nah, it can't be overdone. It's timeless. I mean hey, black was cool in 1988 but that was just a fad.

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7044451

>>7044296

>> No.7044467

>>7044422
>>7044444
No try having that happen all the time and every day

>> No.7044475

>>7044296
>browse mr.porter
>chat to online stylist
>"anything to make my girlfriend cum instantly?"
>"chat ended"

terrorists won

>> No.7044476

>>7044467
Move to a place where your people are from then.

>I'm in a country filled with x people and I'm y
>why do these x's treat me like I'm not an x?

>> No.7044477

>>7044467
Are you black?

>> No.7044484

>>7044467
is this how non whites feel?

>> No.7044500

>>7044497
post a fit

>> No.7044497

>>7044477
ya

>>7044484
i suppose for the most part, speaking from a black guys perspective.

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7044512

>>7044476

>> No.7044520

>>7044500
i dont really take pics of the clothes im wearing.

>> No.7044528

>>7044512
I just don't understand the mentality. They would treat me like I don't belong in their countries so I don't get why they just expect to fit in when their appearance and culture is so different.

>> No.7044537

>>7044528

lol what are you on about m8 the guy is black he doesnt come from zimbabwe and speak swahili

>everyone should just go back to where they came from

>> No.7044546

>>7044537
i didnt want to have to respond lmao

>> No.7044548

>>7044537
The world would be better off.

I'm sure native americans would be happy about it.

>> No.7044555

>>7044548

okay buddy! enjoy making friends and influencing people with that enlightened philosophy!

>> No.7044556

>walk into clothing store
>you're the only one there
>get accosted by all ten sales associates

>> No.7044552

>>7044548
>Everyone is an immigrant xD

>> No.7044561

>>7044537
Without redirecting me to pol, give me one good reason why every country shouldn't only be inhabited by it's own people

>> No.7044563

>>7044561
>>>/pol/

>> No.7044567

>>7044415
> in zurich
>rolex store
>no such judgement
>walk out with a carefully bagged catalouge.
>muh white privilege

>> No.7044569

>>7044552
Yeah, but homogeneous countries have lower crime rates and higher standards of living. I think the world would be happier if we all lived with our people and just visited others. Instead of stealing land and destroying cultures they would all still be here.

>> No.7044574

>>7044405
The one at Houston Galleria had a bar on the top (men's) floor

>> No.7044578

>>7044561

see, this is whats wrong with some people. you've never traveled outside your home state and you say things like

>they would treat me like i don't belong in their countries

yeah, hah, no they wouldn't mate. have you ever been to anywhere in the world thats not iran or somalia? i dont know if youre american or european or what, but Americans/white people in general are treated like fucking kings in other countries. (mostly because they know we have money) but either way this concept you have that other countries are as xenophobic as you so that justifies it is straight up wrong.

>> No.7044579

>>7044569
What? I don't disagree with that, you're demonstrating ideas that are the complete opposite of what I thought you were insinuating.

>> No.7044586
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7044586

>>7044569

>muh /pol/science

>> No.7044592

>>7044579
Globalization is the death of diversity imo. I think you guys are hypocrites for wanting to mix and destroy cultures and people.

>> No.7044589

>>7044561

America is a country of immigrants.

>> No.7044591

>>7044578
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-eNXWtXRQI

>> No.7044596

>>7044586
Switzerland
Hong Kong
Norway

>> No.7044593

>they start talking to one another and laughing
>think they are laughing at your choices

>walk into expensive store
>happen to be wearing lazy clothes
>no one takes you seriously

>> No.7044601

>>7044569
>>7044592
you can have your different cultures and such, but connect on the human level.

there are pros and cons of being separated and being integrated

>> No.7044603

not sure if this makes me look autistic or not but this is what i do every time i am obligated to go to the mall

>walk into clothing store with headphones on
>employees still try to talk to you
>ignore them

>> No.7044611

>>7044601
Yeah, but we still trade with each other and visit the countries to appreciate the cultures.

>> No.7044621

>>7044561
>implying anywhere other than africa would have human population if people didnt explore, immigrate, and relocate

>this much autism belonging to one person

A.D. 2013

>> No.7044622
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7044622

>walk into Bottega Venneta boutique wearing by best clothes (Zegna, Grenson boots, Brooks Brothers twill pants, Loro Piana cape and Fendi fanny pack)
>only one sales associate there
>she can see right through me
>Start to sweat profusely
>Try to do a 360 around the store and leave after eye contact established
>I'm at about 210 when she stops me and cheerfully asks if I need assistance
>"Ha, n-no thanks"
>visibly sweating now
>I panic thinking she knows I'm poor and is about to dial security
>nope right out of there
>but not before tripping on my laces and stumbling out of the store
>woman, muffling her giggles, tells me to have a nice day
>"y-you too"

>> No.7044631

>>7044622
>Fendi fanny pack
confirmed for gook

>> No.7044633
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7044633

>>7044589
tfw burned at the bottom of the "mixing pot"

the mixing pot is a pot of shit

>> No.7044635

>>7044596
greece
russia

>> No.7044640

>>7044621
Neanderthals would probably still exist.

>> No.7044647

>>7044635
People should be allowed to run their countries as they please.

>> No.7044665

>>7044578
I'm britbongish

>> No.7044678

>>7044621
There's a difference between going somewhere uninhabited and trying to integrate with a people whom you only hinder.

>> No.7044689
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7044689

>work in pleb retail store
>generally like talking to customers to pass the time
>everyone thinks it s a sales technique
>just lonely

>> No.7044690

>>7044635
Greece is full of turks and armenians now.

Russia was ravaged by gommunism.

>> No.7044696

>>7044689
Iktf

soooooooooo booooooooring

I talked to an old black guy about sports for 20 minutes once.

I fucking hate sports.

>> No.7044701

>>7044596

>thinks those *two* countries out of hundreds are successful because MUH WHITENESS, has nothing to do with their tiny population and government strategy

>> No.7044707

>Looking at shoes
>There's an employee in the next isle re-tagging stuff
>There's good shoes over there

>> No.7044756

>>7044248
>walk into store
>"hi, can I help you with something?"
>no thanks
>turn corner, another employee
>"Hi can I help you?"
>Nah man, just looking. thanks.
>3 min later some other salesperson comes over asking telling me about which shoes he likes
>reluctantly participate in his autistic shoe conversation
>pretty much makes me try on two different pairs, commenting on ho they look so good
>end up buying nothing, leave

these motherfuckers definitely work on commission

>> No.7045052

>>7044756
They're just bored. Believe me.

>> No.7045056

>>7045052
>Believe me.

no

>> No.7045061

>>7044756
They may have thought you were a shoplifter

Seriously, though - if employees are making you uncomfortable like this, tell their boss

>> No.7045063

>>7044701
Yeah, small government is better. You're right. But it's not the whiteness, it's the sense of community that comes with being surrounded by people that could very well be your own family. Tribe mentality is a unified one.

>> No.7045071

>>7045056
I work retail and try to make people talk to me as much as possible because then time goes by faster.

Thank goodness for old women, they're mad thirsty to talk to someone.

>> No.7045082

>>7045071
how about you just stfu and do your fucking job, nobody wants to talk to you.

>> No.7045079
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7045079

>do you need help with anything
>are you looking for anything specific
>how are you doing today
>can i help you with something

>> No.7045083

>>7045082
Only autists don't like chatting.

>> No.7045392

>work at old navy
>see a guy come in, obviously looks uncomfortable
>ask if he needs help finding anything
>he says no
>tell him my name and ask if he needs anything
>he says you too
>laugh and go back to folding clothes

>> No.7045405

>>7044569
your point is mute humans pretty much originated from africa, Should everyone just move to africa since they're immigrants to everywhere else?

>> No.7045435

>>7045392
I'm glad you're not me because I would've fucking lost it due to my years of browsing here.

>> No.7045441

>>7044689
don't you have coworkers?

I mean, unless they're horribly antisocial it shouldn't be that bad.

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7045471

>>7044296
>>7044296

>> No.7045470

>>7045441
some coworkers are worse than hitler to try and talk to for a whole 8 hour shift

i work with a bitch who thinks that all men are objectively more stupid than women and is convinced that all women feel that way, as well as ending every sentence in "sweetie" or "darling" because she's 2 years older than me and wants to condescend to me.

she won't spend more than $30 on any piece of clothing including shoes, and shops almost exclusively at old navy (where we work)

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>They tell you their name

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>> No.7045581

>>7044296
I'm having unlimited giggles here.

>> No.7045587

>>7045577
oh fuck
>dubs
oh fuuuuck

>> No.7045610

>>7044415
>"if i ask to see that bag, will you show it to me?"
>"it's too expensive"
>"i'm a big guy"
>"for you."

>> No.7045711

>>7044756
shoe salespeople very often do

>> No.7045736

>>7045470
sounds like a blast

>> No.7045734

>>7045577
DOUBLE DOUBLES


BALD CHAN, YOU--

>> No.7045747

>>7044385
what a fucking bitch u showed that bitch. good job, anon. fucking bitch

>> No.7045768

i work at a small mens store, usually alone
all i do is say hello to you when you walk in and let you roam the store at your leisure
the store is really slow, no more than a few customers an hour at most. if you come in, you're most likely going to be the only one in there.

am i doing good anons? or is even just saying "sup" too much for you?

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7045771

>come out of fitting room wit a bunch of stuff I just wanted to try on but had no intention of buying
>"so how did it work out for you?"
>"I-I don't think so"

>> No.7045783

>>7044578
Lol try being American and visiting any non touristy part of the UK

>> No.7045791

>>7044422
don't be so anti-social, we're just doing our job.

>> No.7045793

>>7044593
>tfw I put together a single prep fit to wear to barneys and not look out of place

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>> No.7045803

>go to high end menswear store
>get my sizes mixed up
>ask for euro size 36 shoes
>really size 42
>sales assistant looks confused and goes out
back
>realize what I've done when shes gone
>she comes back and says nobody makes adult shoes that small
>o-okay t-t-thank- y-y-y-y-ou

>> No.7045809

>ask the sales assistant where something is
>it's right next to you

>> No.7045810

>want to try something on in the fitting room
>doors are locked
>employee open a room for me
>knocks every minute asking if i need a different size
>i just want to be left alone so i can take pics and post them on /fa/

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7045815

>sales guy asks if he can help you
>ask him to check if they have something you know they don't have so they will go away

>> No.7045840

>>7045405
>point is mute
>mute
>CANNOT TALK

>> No.7045867

>Be black
>Walk into Gucci store in street fit with geos.
>SA's lookin at me funny
>>See them sizing up and I know they want to ask me to leave
>Mfw one of them derisively asks if he can help me
>I ask him if he knows what shoes I'm wearing
>He says no
>I tell him to look up rick owens in the fucking fashion dicitionray you fuckin pleb. No wonder you work at some shit-tier gucci store
>Mfw he called security
>Mfw man-handled and carried out with my geobaskets flailing everywhere
>Mfw that SA got #rekt

Felt so gooooood

>> No.7045886

>>7045867
>going into gucci store in the first place
>implying you didn't try to crawl back in to pick up the staples from your dreamboxes

>> No.7045935

>>7045082
>Job as a sales associate is to talk to people
>"STFU and do your job, nobody wants to talk to you"

By not talking to people I wouldn't be doing my job dipshit.

>> No.7045943

>>7045470
>"...more stupid than women"

with a comment like that no wonder she feels that way.

>> No.7046003

>>7045082

but that is their job

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7045998

>>7045405
>your point is mute

>> No.7046746

>>7045783
>Be white with Mexican heritage
>Go to the outlet mall where all the Brazilians and tourists go
>Walk into a store
>Sales associate starts talking to me in Spanish

>> No.7046759

>walk into nike store
>go to top floor
>alone
>send an employee up to ask if i 'need help'
>implying ur not making sure i dont jack shit

cant they just install a CCTV so they dont appear to be sort of accusing everyone of being a theif? i always feel kind of offended by this

>> No.7046765

>>7045886
posts like these rly make me lol

>> No.7046778

>>7045943
found a women

>> No.7046779

>go to the gym early in the morning
>drive over to shopping plaza after
>wander inside target until the other stores open
>get bombarded by the morning employees following and asking if I need help finding anything
>feel awkward as hell because I just wear a big hoodie and they probably think I'm stealing merchandise because I never buy anything besides a cup of fago

>> No.7046785

>>7046759
The employee is already there doing nothing, and part of the job description is to make sure no one steals. The best thieves are the ones that don't look like thieves, so watching everyone is important. Don't feel so special next time. They're not accusing you of anything.

>> No.7046793

you guys are autistic as shit.
>walk in store
>immediately go up to the first guy and say it's my first time here and what i'm searching for
>shows me around etc
>try on a bunch of stuff
>say that i got an idea of the pieces and thank him for assisting
>walk out

>> No.7046791

> Walk into a store intending to buy something
> SA comes over, "Hi, how can I help you?"
>"T-Thanks, I'm just looking"
>"Cool, let me know if you need any help"
>"H-Haha, sure"
> Leave without copping anything

Every time.

>> No.7046802

>>7045803
chuckled

>> No.7046808

>tfw you buy something you don't want so the employees don't think you're poor
every time

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7046816

>>7046808
>tfw you buy something you don't want because the saleswoman is hot

>> No.7046828

>>7045810
>so i can take pics and post them on /fa/

>phone camera makes a shutter sound
i wish to die

>> No.7046837

>>7046828
You can usually turn that shit off.

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7046854

>>7045810
>fitting room doesn't have a door

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7046868

>in american apparel
>want to try on a shirt
>fitting room doesnt have a door only curtains that dont fully close
>the qts that pass by see my disgusting skinnyfat body

>> No.7046898

>>7044569
greenland has a globally high homicide and suicide rate

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7046916

>>7044622
Loro Piana cape
>tfw

>> No.7046931

>>7044622
>Grenson boots
no shit you're poor

>> No.7047001

>>7046868
they will notice your disgusting body even with the tee on faget

>> No.7047017

>>7047001
But it's not as bad as without.

>> No.7049104

>>7045886
#REKT