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>on bus
>I'm at the end of the line, so very few people
>milf I've seen before sits in front of me (so I only have view of her back)
>she takes out some cream or something and starts rubbing her bare legs and elbows
>curse the lefay legods for not choosing to sit on the opposite side of the bus so I can get a view of it

Do any of you lefuccboiis know what was going on?

Also when I worked at a clothes store during the summer, I was surprised to see a padded bra that had words on it that said something like, "INCREASE YOUR CUP SIZE BY 2 SIZES". I wasn't even working in a trashy place. What are the other deep dark fashion secrets of most women?

>> No.7013879

are you le autistic?

>> No.7013907

LEDDIT PLZ GO

>> No.7013920

>>7013907

I'm not leddit. I made a topic about this before.

People call things fa.
Then they might call it effay.
People ironically say le.

Why don't we just skip to the end and combine both of them to make it lefay?

Also lefuccboii. The two 'i's make the word more lefay

>> No.7014052

>>7013907

>What are the other deep dark fashion secrets of most women?

Any insights on this?

>> No.7014071

>>7014052
Fucking everything man.

>contouring to make face better
>fake eyelashes, nails, lip colour, eye size, shape, eyebrows torn out and then filled in, fake hair extensions, dyed hair
>padded bras, padded panties, underwear designed to suck in the flab

The list goes on. They can fake anything, they're like dolls at this point.

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7014088

>>7014052
They wear make up and push up bras.

mfw I wear foundation when my skin isn't clear

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7014105

>rubbing yourself down with cream on the bus

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7014137

>>7014105
Awu hail nao!

Latifah Johnson don take shit from nao pasty ast cracka

nigga don you now how not to be ashy?

cracka ast nigga is ashy as st helens, nigga moisturize yo sheits now

>> No.7014138

sounds rly fucking hot ngl

if she's actually interested in you she'll do something again tho, wait for that before advancing

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7016102

i searched the catalog for a feel thread
i guess this will do

tfw your best friend at another school is with his fwb and they may or may not be high as dicks on molly and they want to know if you are interested in a threesome but they sound serious

what would be the most effay way to go about this

>> No.7016106

>>7016102

say 'yes'

>> No.7016121

>>7016106
tfw worried my relationship with my best friend be ruined when he sees my dick

tfw virgin

>> No.7016125

>>7016121

o well I assumed you wanted to go for it

that is a bad way to lose your virginity, don't do it, plus it'll be obvious that you don't know what you're doing

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7016132

>>7016125
>don't do it
fuck

are you sure

i already kind of may have said yes

>> No.7016136

>>7016132

just don't man first-time sex is really awk

and a 2-male threesome can't be fun

>> No.7016145

>>7014071
padded...panties? what is this? ive never seen this and i have fingered like 8 girls

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>>7016136
idk
like
i'm a little gay
borderline bi
so the more i think about it, the less not fun it sounds

it's not going to be the first for him or her so i don't think it'll be too awkward

and i assume we'll be faced
so i won't give a shit

>> No.7016159

>>7016147

aight go for it man

just hope you don't regret not having a sober first-time with someone as inexperienced as you

>> No.7016161

>>7016147
are you giving or receiving?

>> No.7016196

>>7016159
i kind of almost regret denying a pseudo-serious foursome

i'm not sure if i can say no to this
>>7016161
i don't know if me and him are close enough to give/receive a dicking

wow
fuck
i have no idea how this is going to work

>> No.7016200

>>7016196
>wow
>fuck
>i have no idea how this is going to work

exactly why I wouldn't do it man

>> No.7016204

>>7016196
look just pound his ass hard. its easy. youre thinking too much.

>> No.7016205

>>7016102
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UmLugKMqEY

I've always wanted to smash a hoe with homie, the closest I've come is to sleeping with two of my bro's ex girlfriends after they broke up.

>> No.7016247

>tfw see a guy chew some gum to freshen his breath
>what the fuck holy shit
>try to lean over and take a photo but he notices me

Are there any other creepy male deep dark secrets that dudes do

>> No.7016262

>>7016247
sometimes i jack off to myself in the mirror

when i get out of the shower, i do this sort of dance and wiggle my dick/balls around to sort of air dry them out

>> No.7016541

>>7016102
Go for it
If they're both on molly your friend will get stimdick and you'll get to save the day with your rock cock.

>> No.7017026

i talk to myself and offer different perspectives
>>7016262
r u me?

>> No.7017072

>>7013866
i think once you grow up and you see a beautiful woman, you kind of realize:

>$100 worth of makeup from MAC
>spanx
>padded bra
>cleverly cut and tailored jeans to make it appear as though she is slimmer than she is
>weave/fake hair/highly processed hair
>cinch waisted jackets

take away all of it and aka wash off her "natural beauty" with a garden hose

and you'd realize women aren't too attractive