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>tfw massive dick and the outline shows in all my pants that aren't disgustingly baggy

What do?

>> No.6962012
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6962012

rock that shit

>> No.6962016

>>6962012

I don't want sluts objectifying me

>> No.6962018

>>6962012
can you stop posting totally irrelevant pictures?
it's not improving the board or making anyone think your posts are more useful

>> No.6962031

Post pic of massive bulge.

So I can evaluate the...situation. And...help. You

>> No.6962032

>>6962001
boo fucking hoo

>> No.6962034
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6962034

>>6962018
i like it

it's fashion

>> No.6962038

>>6962001
not give a fuck, thats what you do

pretty jelly, girls must be mirin that shit

>> No.6962048

why are you trying to hide the fact that you have a dick

>> No.6962044

>>6962018
>can you stop posting images on an image board

>> No.6962046

iktfb

>tfw auschiwtz skinny
>huge dick (not even trying to brag, I am really hung for no reason)
>dick is casually sticking to my knee and its clearly visible in my jeans

I have to fold it into my asscrack

>> No.6962057

>>6962046
post pic

i dont believe you

>> No.6962068

>tfw average dick that is tiny when flaccid but my fucking balls are so tight they push everything forward and give me an obscene bulge when wearing anything remotely thin or loose

>tfw self conscious in shorts at gym because bulge sticks out noticeably inches ahead of me

It doesn't help that i'm small and thin, can't even hide that shit unless I'm wearing a giant tee, which is uncomfortable at the gym. Even more embarrassing when I'm lying down to bench or something. Ayaa...all I can do is hope its at least arousing some gentle pervs

>> No.6962076

>>6962057

well its kind of weird because hard I'm only like 7 and a half, but when soft its like 6. This is what makes it weird, im not much of a grower

wont post a pic though

>> No.6962086

>>6962031
yeah this

if you want any authentic advice you're gonna have to present 'your case'

>> No.6962093
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6962093

>>6962001
yeah i was just thinking the same thing as i put my pants on today. Its either wear my pants low on my ass and my dick doesn't show or I wear them normally and show off my dick all day.

>> No.6962094

>>6962046
>>6962076

>huge dick
> I'm only like 7 and a half
pick one

>> No.6962099

>>6962001
Post dick :3

>> No.6962133

>>6962034
What are the name of those trousers?

>> No.6962151

>>6962094
ok I pick the 2nd one now what u faggot

>> No.6962171

>>6962076
>but when soft its like 6
biologically impossible

>> No.6962185
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6962185

get a penectomy 8^))))))))))


"just a little off the top, good sir"

>> No.6962201

>>6962094
7 1/2 is huge to most girls.. just maybe not to guys and fucking homos like yourself that stuff 11" dongs up your butt daily.

>> No.6962196

>>6962068
>fucking gym shorts
iktfb. balls get all cold and shrink up like a walnut and makes my dick poke out

>> No.6962203

>>6962076
are you black? i've heard certain ethnicities tend to be showers more than others

>> No.6962216

>>6962185
gross man

>> No.6962237

>>6962094
He may have a wide girth tho.
>>6962086
>>6962057
>>6962031
>>6962099
It's a sfw board you fucking idiots.

>> No.6962238

>>6962201
have 5.5 inch dick hard, average girth

fuck some girl a few weeks ago, can barely get it in she is so tight, was hard work

real life isnt like the pron you guys watch all day with 12 inch dicks and sluts who can fit three dicks in there

>> No.6962245
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6962245

>>6962216
that's just the way it be

>> No.6962258

>>6962238
Was the girl 9 years old? That might esplains it.

Jk, I tried putting shit in my butt a few times and it hurts like fuck so

>> No.6962264

>>6962237
>It's a sfw board you fucking idiots.
shut up, you.

>> No.6962275

>>6962258
agreed. Butt stuff hurts.

>> No.6962280

>>6962237
>It's a sfw board you fucking idiots.
Yes, and ?

>> No.6962292

>>6962258
na virgin though

but even still, the average girl will be fine with like 5 inches

>> No.6962290

>>6962201
most girls i know would laugh at 7.5

>> No.6962302

Stop wearing looser underwear that allows it to hang down?

>> No.6962309
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6962309

>>6962290

>> No.6962323

>>6962237
>implying a bulge makes it nsfw

Its not his actual dick, its just an innocent outline. Go be a doofus somewhere else, jeez

>> No.6962325

>>6962046
>sticking to my knee
lel

>> No.6962340

>>6962292
>the average girl will be fine with like 5 dicks
ftfy

>> No.6962355

>>6962238
>can barely get it in she is so dry
ftfy

>> No.6962376

Be proud and rock that shit.
Bitches be mirin.
But I feel you OP, sometimes it's just a curse.

>girl finds out you have a huge dick
>omg I'm so wet I want to fuck you
>can't get it in
>get it in and it feels so fucking tight, cum really fast
>never see her again

>> No.6962391

>tfw gf doesn't know much about dick size and thinks i'm big cause she compares me to her last boyfriend
>tfw only 6 inch dick
>tfw she loves it

>> No.6962471

Girls are horny as hell. I'm gay and my female friends never hesitate to look at/comment on my package the few times they've had a peak when I (thought) I was casually changing my pants in their line of sight.

Believe me, seeing a good bulge will probably turn them on, they love a good fat ass too.

>> No.6962493

>>6962391
same here lol

>> No.6962497

>>6962471
How did this devolve into pleasing women? Who gives a shit what they want. You should know better, fag. The fact is op can't be /fa/.

>> No.6962535

>tfw normal sized dick

ok

>> No.6962554

>tfw 4 inch erect phimosis dick that will never please man nor woman
>tfw cannot wear speedos because 1 inch flaccid dick bulb sticks out

I think about committing suicide everyday.

>> No.6962559

>>6962497
You're right, I got distracted by the other posts.

OP, wear briefs or boxer briefs. Keep that bad boy locked down.

>> No.6962568
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6962568

>tfw my normal sized dick is always visible

>> No.6962590

>tfw took gf's virginity so im the only cock shes had and im insegcure about being 6.5
>tfw i have every single mandingo video ever and want a big 9 inch black dick even though i can barely get my 6.5 in her tight cunt and can only stick half in
>tfw secretly despise my gf after i caught her looking at gay porn of two guys with big dicks

>> No.6962603

Without a picture of a completely flaccid cock making said bulge, this thread is essentially just OP saying things to himself until he believes them and feigning it as an issue to make the illusion more real.

>> No.6962609

>>6962554
4 inch can please a woman.. or a man.. in fact it could be an advantage, just gotta get in there and keep hitting the g spot or the p spot, if its a girl rub her clit if its a guy jack him off. easy.

small dick aint the end of the world. theres far more to being erotic than using your penis.

>> No.6962618

>>6962554

>have phimosis throughout high school
>get offered sex constantly but have to decline because the actual act of sex would be painful
>leave high school
>foreskin finally retracts
>no longer offered sex
>24 year old virgin

>> No.6962626

>>6962590
>r i caught her looking at gay porn of two guys with big dicks
she's seen too much. you have to kill her now

>> No.6962633

>>6962618
>24 year old virgin
mah nigga! my...sad, lonely nigga

>> No.6962644

>>6962626
this

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6962910

>TFW 2" flaccid but 7" erect
>tfw look of joyful surprise on her face

>> No.6962930

>>6962290

you're know a bunch of bitches with loose cunts then

boyfriend is 8", still involuntarily cross my legs when I think about my first time

>> No.6962936

>>6962930

Fuck off you worthless whore

>> No.6962937

>>6962930

edit: you

lol

>> No.6962948

>>6962936

well excuse me for trying to help an anon's self esteem, cuntface

there's enough fuccbois here with a million insecurities, they don't need another one

>> No.6962969

>>6962238
what's average girth
I have about a 6 length but my girth is like a measely 4.25

i havent had a problem with it in the past but im just learning that like 5'5 is average girth and im like dear god

>> No.6963031

>>6962245
yo tomato and/or banana u guys considered doing a streetwear colab?
I'd cop a some tomato branded shit esp if it was sown onto some decent sneakers B)

>> No.6963038

>>6962376
;_; this feel

>> No.6963113

>>6962910
fucking this, is my dick supposed to be comically small flaccid?

>> No.6963128

>>6963113
:[ super girth im 6'5 x 6'5 but from 2' x 2'

>> No.6963196

>>6963128
pics please. would love to see it.

>> No.6963333

>>6962001
>iktfb
Tight pants just make it worse.
Top that off with a big ass.

Bitches be grabbing my ass all the time.

>> No.6963339

>>6963113

Are you white?

Then yes.

There's a reason for that but I don't feel like explaining.

>> No.6963442

>>6963339
plz?

>> No.6963504

>>6963339
>>6963113

I'm a brown guy and my dick is also hilariously wee when flaccid, slightly above average when hard. Explain!

>> No.6963604

>>6962633
Riff Raff is a virgin, we're all gonna make it eventually

>> No.6963996

>>6963604
nope
girl i know lost her virginity to him

>> No.6964026

>>6962969

my girth is 4.25 as well. around same length

i had the same thought as well I was like "oh fuck how will i please a woman now"

good thing im short and proportionately speaking my 6.5 inch dick looks a lot bigger than it is, and my last ex seemed convinced i was absolutely massive. then again she was a virgin before me

>> No.6964039

>>6963504
That's just the reality of penises. When your friends whip it out and have bigger flaccids they're just starting to get hard at the thought of seeing other guys dicks.

>>6963996
hahaha holy shit.

well then there is also a video of him with his dick out around a hair stylist or something so this guy has to be sarcastic >>6963604

>> No.6964049

>>6964039
>>6963604
he's riff raff why would u take him seriously

>> No.6964059

>>6964026
i have a 5.5 girth and it hurts her and often it hurts me because of how god damn tight it is in there. i'd say shes better for it.

one thing great about beng /fa/ and only having 3% body fat is that it makes my dick look huge so I know what you mean although I'm tall.

>> No.6964071

>>6963604
haha he's so lying

>> No.6964077

>>6962290
>>6962201
This. Most girls I talk to think 7.5 is pushing it.

>> No.6964127

>>6962290
The girls you know either watch too much porn or are trying to make you feel inadequate.

>> No.6966041

Don't let that bother you OP girls kind of like it and males don't care about it.
I always catch this cute shy girl at work looking at my ass and bulge, feels good man.

>> No.6966055

can i post my BBC here?

>> No.6966084

>>6962290
top lel

only if it were a 40 niggress who fucked mutant somalians twice a day for her entire life

>> No.6966205

iktf, just rock it and ignore it. girls won't be turned off unless they're lesbians. it's not your fault and if anyone accuses you of shoving socks down there just whip it out

>> No.6966214

>>6962376
I know this feel, except my other curse is that no-one can get me off but myself so at least I don't have to worry about cumming really fast

>> No.6966219

>>6962001
I am 4 inches flacid lol and 6.5 erect sometimes 7.

>> No.6966227

>tfw getting sick dick fadezz on raws

>> No.6966234

>>6962001
>that bulge on your crotch
>that nut and head bump fades
>tfw first pair of raws have this
>should of forced my dick to hang one way to the other between wears
>get tighter pants
>no bulge
>blood flow to dick not like looser jeans
>wore big baggy pants through school
That must be it. 8 inches and that must be it right?

>> No.6966252

Whats the sucessful technique to tuck? (prefs without using anything to bind your dick like tape)

>> No.6966258

>>6966252
getting so horny your dick gets hard...

>> No.6966348
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6966348

Holy fuck, i just realised i have phimosis ;_;
Didn't even know what it was, what can i do about it?

>> No.6968232

>>6964059
3% bf how do you even, whats your height and weight?

>> No.6968242

>>6966348

How old?

>> No.6968405

>>6966348
wow, i just googled it and found out I have it as well
great

>> No.6968538

It's a weird mixed feeling when girl sees my dick and it's 3" flaccid and she looks disappointed. Then after about 2 minutes of foreplay I'm 9-9.5" and leaking precum like crazy.... but I dont cum in any time less than 40 minutes. My girlfriend screams like a banshee, and not that sexual screaming people like.... I mean just outright screaming... and she spaces out really badly.... then she fucking claws at my chest.

I dont fucking understand how to feel...

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6968542

>>6966348
>>6968405
ahahahaha enjoy your botched circumcision

>> No.6968564

>>6968538
My dicks the same size
>park at a foreclosed home because live with parents and can't have girls over
>fucking girlfriend vanilla but can't stroke well because car is cramped as fuck
>hitting it from the back
>start to pull her hair, grab her neck
>eventually i put my hand over her mouth for whatever reason
>eventually she breaks free and is crying while screaming "Don't cum in me"
>I pull out thinking I'm going to prison
>apparently i was hurting her and messing up hurrr hair
I used to have the taking all day to cum problem as well, stopped jerking off for about a week and I was able to cum. Not from fucking but I jerked off and came pretty quickly.

>> No.6968614

>Trying to brag on /fa/.
Nigga, we don't give a fuck.

>> No.6968611

>>6966348
>>6968405
I had the same and got circumcised. No big deal really except prepare for hideous agony

>> No.6968748

>be me
>have big dick
>always looks like I have a semi
>go to beach
>minding my own business, just chilling
>get disgusted/intrigued looks from people
>eventually a mother tells me to "leave, pervert"

;_;

>> No.6968765

>>6968611
i have this too and havnt done anything about it even though ive been aware for years

you just go to your doctor or what?

did the circumcision go well?
also does circumcision make your dick any smaller or bigger?

>> No.6968779

>>6968765
Stretch. It works. circ should be your last option unless you want to be cut. being cut at this age will fucking suck (assuming you are over 2). circumcision doesn't change your dick size lel

>> No.6968791

>>6968779
its really bad phimosis though, like the tiniest hole
i dont think stretching will work

why will it suck? just cause of the pain?

>> No.6968928

>tfw 7.5" upward curve 6" girth masterrace

all ya'll jelly boys

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6969271

>>6963504

Yes. Me too.

>tfw I got my white half's dick instead of dad's monster cock

>> No.6969551

>>6968748
What the fuck. I hope you slapped her shit

>> No.6969620

>>6968748
What kind of bathing suit were you wearing? Were you staring at her children while licking your lips and flicking your boner??

I can't imagine this happened without you doing something lewd, bulge or not.

>> No.6969665

>>6963604
if youre taking that from the vid with asap he's clearly joking du

>> No.6969680

>>6963604
a true player says they are a virgin when asked about their sexual history.
it's funny, mysterious, confident and it shows that you aren't out to brag. it makes girls feel comfortable having sex with you becuase they don't think you'll run your mouth.

that last part doesn't matter much.
even Bukowski says he's a virgin in his books.