>tfw pleps are looking at you

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Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:14:33 2013 No.6912188 [DELETED]

>tfw pleps are looking at you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:16:33 2013 No.6912190 >tfw cute teenage girls on the bus are laughing at you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:16:33 2013 No.6912196 >tfw you are the pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:17:33 2013 No.6912204 >>6912190 never happened to me i get complements all the time 4 clown shoes

>>	Gaspard Mon Sep 16 14:18:33 2013 No.6912205 File: 51 KB, 500x375, tumblr_mrubmaNoqa1sct0hzo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw cant find any air rifts in your size

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:19:33 2013 No.6912209 >tfw you're starting to get a thing for Asian girls but have no clue how to even approach them are Asian girls even into Caucasian men? I feel really uncomfortable because its girls of a different ethnicity. pls help

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:20:33 2013 No.6912217 >tfw i go to the mall >look at all the plebs and die inside >call everybody fuccbois even though i can't go out in public anymore, i look great in my parents basement

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:22:33 2013 No.6912226 >>6912209 they can also be wary of white men stereotyping them. just treat them like human beings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:23:33 2013 No.6912233 >tfw i thought people might perceive my shyness as me being an asshole >found out today i was right ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:29:33 2013 No.6912261 >>6912233 being an asshole is /fa/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:29:33 2013 No.6912262 File: 52 KB, 345x336, WEEATIN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912209 just go up to them and say >EATIN' ASIAN PUSSY ALL I NEED WAS SWEET N SOUR SAWCE

>>	TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 Mon Sep 16 14:30:33 2013 No.6912265 >>6912233 >tfw ppl in hs loved you when they thought i was an asshole >tfw they found out im a genuine nice guy (not on r9k level) >tfw it looks like ive lost my "mojo" >tfw i know those feels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:58:33 2013 No.6912389 >>6912261 I just come across as anti social I'm just shy :'( >tfw no friends

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:59:33 2013 No.6912397 >>6912389 iktf.. its probably that rugged barrier we put up to hide our insecurities :(

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:01:33 2013 No.6912409

>>6912209
>be in kindergarten or grade one, i forget
>meet most beautiful girl
>shes oriental
>there's a fair or something one day and they bring in a ferris wheel
>she goes on it
>im still waiting in line
>she looks down, spots me in the crowd and with the sun as her halo yells out my name
and I've had a preference for oriental girls ever since.
Too bad I sexually harassed her as a very confused and angsty youth and she cut contact with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:04:33 2013 No.6912426 >>6912409 Well that escalated quickly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:07:33 2013 No.6912436 >tfw people are looking at you as you walk past, and you're not sure whether its because people are miring your fit or you have something on your face or something, so you're constantly searching for what it is people are looking at

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:09:33 2013 No.6912444 File: 86 KB, 640x512, 1378928597766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912409 >Too bad I sexually harassed her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:09:33 2013 No.6912448 >>6912436 you probably look nice, anon. People probably think you have a pleasant appearance and they want to look at you for a second or two as you cross paths. don't be so insecure :)

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:16:33 2013 No.6912924

>>6912436
There's one girl at college that I see nearly everyday. Nearly everyday we make eyecontact/i catch her looking at me or turning her head to notice me or something like that. We're friends on facebook, have liked each others profile pics but have never spoken.

she's such a qt

i'm starting to think I'm just making it all up or seeing things because it's like 24/7 i see her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:24:33 2013 No.6912972 >>6912924 fucking say hello or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:25:04 2013 No.6912987 File: 489 KB, 500x302, tumblr_medqbnPDmp1qlzifto1_500[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912409 >Too bad I sexually harassed her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:28:03 2013 No.6913000 >>6912972 idk, i feel like saying hi to random strangers is really weird, at least in the UK. You'd probably get a weird look it's been goign on like a year now though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:33:33 2013 No.6913026 >>6913000 I'm also in the UK and this girl isn't a random stranger on the street. Find a reason to talk to her which is easy as fuck if you share any classes with her or a tleast know someone she is friends with

>>	poet !!ZKnqTt5WCG6 Mon Sep 16 16:34:33 2013 No.6913033 File: 178 KB, 531x543, Huh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912409 >Oriental

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:35:32 2013 No.6913035 >>6912409 >Oriental Are you a 50 year old Southener?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:36:33 2013 No.6913042 >>6913033 wow nice baby pic saved

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:37:37 2013 No.6913047

>be walking through some local festival
>on my way to car
>it's 11pm
>getting lost several times because car is parked some streets away and I can't navigate for shit
>finally find my car
>small groups of people coming from or to festival
>some qt girl says "hey" when I walk towards her and her friends
>I don't even make eye contact with her because I just want home at this point
>right when she passes she says "hey" again
>just proceed walking
>hear her say from behind "Why didn't he look at me?" in a disappointed voice
>get in car
>drive home
>turn on computer
>play SWTOR do some calisthenics and go to sleep

Why can't I have any friends?

>>	poet !!ZKnqTt5WCG6 Mon Sep 16 16:38:07 2013 No.6913055 File: 210 KB, 587x638, This_Pleases_Me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6913042

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:38:07 2013 No.6913059 File: 486 KB, 238x155, eyeroll.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912409 >oriental

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:38:38 2013 No.6913053 >>6912205 >TFW black pair in my size brand new on ebay >£25 >"I'll get them this evening as I'm about to head out" >This evening >Gone >White pair gone too Deal will probably never come around again. What the fuck is wrong with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:39:37 2013 No.6913063 >>6913035 >>6913033 That's how my immigrant dad called them and so I learned it from him s-sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:41:07 2013 No.6913067 >>6913047 Because you're afraid of social interaction. Also, if you're good looking and well dressed most people assume you're an asshole if you act like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:42:53 2013 No.6913083 File: 78 KB, 746x747, 1361219627141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw can't tell if people are mirin' or laughing at me I'm just too nxt lvl for my shitty country

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:43:21 2013 No.6913092 >>6913026 No classes/mutual friends. :/ i'll just smile at her.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:43:23 2013 No.6913087

>be driving home from work
>car behind me
>it's okay
>it follows me for 2/3 of the way
>i start to wonder if i hit this guy's bumper or something
>i turn down the music to hear his car, maybe he honked?
>i start to question my sanity because there's always a car following me for a long time
>eventually i take a turn and they go another way
>"i've lost them"
>euphoric as fuck
>start to question if they didn't just do that to make me think i lost them but they've got another car following me already
>i now really start to question my sanity
>get home
>car drives past me
>i rush inside and cry myself to sleep because i'm so scared
am i losing it? this is just a drive home, but it's really worrying to experience this every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:46:22 2013 No.6913103 >>6913092 >Why does that guy keep smiling at you? >"I don't know, i think he's autistic." laughing ensues

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:48:53 2013 No.6913118 >>6913103 ;_;

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:49:22 2013 No.6913122

>>6913087
sounds a bit like schizophrenia.

but really, if you're driving from a commercial area to a residential area, and you get off work at a typical time there are probably a lot of people who take the same route as you because they basically going to and from the same place and its the best route.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:52:24 2013 No.6913144 >be grill >super attractive /fa/ guy site across from me in writing class >mirin his HY without trying to look like a creeper >tfw I'm too intimidated to say hi

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:52:52 2013 No.6913145

>>6913122
that's the problem. I work in a relatively small city and live in an even smaller town with a 20 minute drive between. I get off from work at 10pm so it isn't really a typical time to stop working. I sometimes switch up my routes, see if they follow me when i take another route home, but they always do, they never stop following me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:53:22 2013 No.6913157 >>6912205 >>6913053 what would you wear them w/? i was thinking about copping a pair as well

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:54:52 2013 No.6913164

>>6913092
You have some common grounds on facebook.

Just start staring at her like when you're curious, and when she looks back and asks "What's wrong?" it could go like this:
>aren't you XY?
>yeah, why?
>I'm just wondering why you go around facebook and like random stranger's profiles withut having talked to them before

She's probably going to call you out on your hypocrisy (since you liked hers as well) and you let the conversation evolve from that.

You can also mention some random things from her wall, and if she asks what you were doing there, you just say you were curious about what kind of person likes your facebook profile.

I don't think smiling will do anything. You're the guy, if she's already looking at you that's your starting signal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:55:22 2013 No.6913167 >>6913118 Quit being a pussy. All you have to do is walk up and say "hey", she'll say it back, and then you just small talk her. It's that easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:55:22 2013 No.6913169 >>6913118 You aren't gonna get anywhere by smiling and if this girl has any interest in you it wont last forever. Make a move or you'll be watching someone else do what you cant.

>>	aiouh Mon Sep 16 16:55:52 2013 No.6913172 >>6913144 If you could put down your iPhone for one second we could work something out maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:56:21 2013 No.6913183 >>6912924 holy shit same thing happened to me talk to her man, i didn't, college is over and i'll never see her again

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:59:53 2013 No.6913201 >>6913157 p much anything they're just wacky sneakers ya dig saw a girl at the train station the other day wearing a pair and they looked really ill, was going to talk to her about them but couldn't find her

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:00:52 2013 No.6913206

>>6913183
>>6913169
>>6913167
>>6913164

ik brahs i want to.

I have SA and i just literally don't know what to say to people.

i'd approach her red faced, splutter out a 'hey' and then there'd be a 30 second long awkward convo where i'd eventually leave.

i'm working on it though, i was worse a few months back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:01:53 2013 No.6913210 >>6913172 R-really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:01:53 2013 No.6913214 >>6913144 stop giving me hopes

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:02:53 2013 No.6913220

>>6913145
try and get a plate number, and take it to the police. In a small town they'd probably give enough of a fuck if you told them you felt like you were in danger to run the plates.

then you'll at least know if you're psycho, or someone crazier than you really has been tailing you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:03:22 2013 No.6913232 >>6913087 i got scared just by reading this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:03:52 2013 No.6913230 >>6913206 Regretting the things you have done is easier to live with then the things you never had the balls to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:04:54 2013 No.6913236 so here's the feel; i'm retaking the academic year, and i'm totally crushing on this chick, but she's probably two full years younger than me... should i make a move?

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:04:54 2013 No.6913238

>>6913220
it's a different car every day, i've never seen the same car twice. I'd like taking licence plate numbers but it's pretty hard to see in the dark, but the model and make of the car is different each time. Why would anyone use multiple cars to follow me every day? what could they possibly gain from this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:04:54 2013 No.6913239 >>6913055 wasnt around in fa for quite a time so poet is finally tripping ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:05:53 2013 No.6913244 >>6913214 does your name start with a c?

>>	poet !!ZKnqTt5WCG6 Mon Sep 16 17:06:53 2013 No.6913251 File: 140 KB, 333x479, Good_Work.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6913230

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:07:22 2013 No.6913252

>>6913232
same i felt chills down my body
>Be 13
>Postman rings doorbell to get signature
>freak out thinking someone is coming for me
>he rings for a 2nd time
>"Oh god they never ring twice hes trying to get in"
>Frantically phone mum
>He leaves
God fuck, i was so bad back then now i don't freak out about things as much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:07:22 2013 No.6913254 >>6913238 >Psycho

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:08:10 2013 No.6913259 >>6913230 you're right mang, thanks. god shes such a qt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:08:39 2013 No.6913261 File: 34 KB, 285x298, 1378253244129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6913238 I'm taking small doses of anti-schizophrenia medication and even I'm not this crazy. Get help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:09:08 2013 No.6913273 >>6913236 Yes, definetly. Unless you're 18 and she's 16 which could get you into trouble, depending on where you live

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:09:39 2013 No.6913266 >>6913261 pls be trolling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:10:39 2013 No.6913281 >>6913232 >i got scared just by reading this >implying you didn't write it >>6913252 >same i felt chills down my body thats because youre the one it happened to

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:11:09 2013 No.6913288 >>6913273 I am #yolo

>>	Yawn Mon Sep 16 17:11:09 2013 No.6913289 >tfw bruxism Is this /fa/? My fucking head and jaw are killing me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:12:09 2013 No.6913293 >>6913289 stop taking mandy u grimy prick

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:13:38 2013 No.6913301

>>6912190
I don't know what it is, but 12-year-old girls just stare at me all the time. And they are not very good at subtlety, so they would do stupid stuff just to look at me once again.
I remember this one girl standing at the bus stop on her way to school I assume. She would stare at me every time when I pass her to go to university. One morning, she would just smile at me and say "hi". It's kind of sweet, but also very scary, I don't know, I don't want this. I don't like children, they're just funny people, I can't talk to them or anything.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:14:09 2013 No.6913303

>>6913206
That reminds me:
>guy comes up to me, looking really intent
>"Thats a really good band"
>wearing some obscure band tee
>never even met anyone else whose heard of them
>want to chat him up
>he 180'd and is speedwalking away before I can even open my mouth
>almost call out to him
>fuck it

that was one of the strangest encounters of my life.

he looked really normal too

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:15:10 2013 No.6913311
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>>6913281
see how it only shows the you at the quote to the story and not the you at the posts you quoted? i'm sorry to dissapoint, but those posts you quoted were by someone else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:19:10 2013 No.6913342 >>6913303 what band?

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:19:40 2013 No.6913341
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>>6913266
If i knew where my phone lead was I'd timestamp my risperidone and other medications.
You're definitely suffering from paranoid delusions and not a danger to society yet...
But who knows if it will get worse and you could end up hurting someone because you're convinced they're in on a plot to harm you.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:21:39 2013 No.6913358

>>6913238
do something crazy next time.

take a sudden turn or u-turn, or on a road with a low speed limit and little traffic makes some room and then jam on the brakes, maybe even get out of your car, pretend you saw animal in the road and act like your checking to see if you hit it if anyone asks.

>>	Yawn Mon Sep 16 17:25:39 2013 No.6913393 >>6913293 lol im not gurning m8e

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:26:08 2013 No.6913401

>>6913341
t-thanks, i guess. I'll make an appointment with my doctor to see what he thinks about all of this.

>>6913358
nah bro, i don't want to attract any attention. I don't know what they'd do to me if i stop driving. I'm scared man. I once did an u-turn but within 2 minutes another car was following me. I'm not even driving slow, if anything i'm driving too fast because 10pm and nobody on the road so i drive 10-20% too fast. and still they manage to come up right behind me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:26:39 2013 No.6913400 >be talking to a grill >conversation moves to food >tell her I can cook indian food really well >bitchez love indian food >"anon, you should definitely make me some!" >also told me she will cook me a meal too wat do?

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:27:08 2013 No.6913408
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>driving home yesterday
>fucking 20 miles of traffic because someone is on the runcorn bridge threatening to jump off
>read about it this morning
>he finally came down at 6:30am today

sad all day :~(
pic related, he was on top the the metal arch

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:27:09 2013 No.6913415 >>6913047 Is it that hard to say hello to a cute girl you fucking autist

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:29:40 2013 No.6913420 >>6913400 cook a meal for her and then wait for her to cook a meal for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:30:09 2013 No.6913434 >>6913400 >>"anon, you should definitely make me some!" >>also told me she will cook me a meal too Do it you stupid fuck, Invite her over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:30:11 2013 No.6913426 >>6913400 Cook the meal...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:31:08 2013 No.6913440 >>6913400 It's time to cook.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:31:39 2013 No.6913438
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>Constantly looked at
>Girls tell me I'm attractive and openly come onto me
>Friends with a lot of qt 3.14s
>Slightly nervous about my clothing/ never feel confident with what I wear
>Never pluck courage to talk back to girls cause too nervous
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:32:10 2013 No.6913447 >>6913342 parade parade

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:33:09 2013 No.6913462 >>6913438 >Friends with a lot of qt 3.14s >Never pluck courage to talk back to girls cause too nervous so you have friends that you never talk back to? how does that work

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:33:39 2013 No.6913451 >>6913400 Read some recipes on the internet, make one a few days before to practice then make it for her when you have it down. Shouldn't be that hard anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:33:39 2013 No.6913453 >>6913438 iktf about being nervous about clothing not being called attractive tho ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:33:39 2013 No.6913457 >hang out with a couple friends >one asks when i started wearing skinny jeans >say they're chinos >they all lose their shit >"what the fuck are chinos anon" >one feels the fabric and says "these almost feel like khakis"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:34:09 2013 No.6913464 >>6913447 Thats a really good band

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:34:10 2013 No.6913467 >>6912209 Just go for the Americanized girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:35:10 2013 No.6913472 File: 38 KB, 305x380, smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6913453 >tfw my natural good looks don't compliment my plebby fashion hlp me/hold me /fa/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:35:39 2013 No.6913470 >>6913457 i giggled

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:36:09 2013 No.6913476 >>6913462 Never summon the courage to take it any further >I get friendzoned a lot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:38:10 2013 No.6913487 >>6913401 idk if you really want to know id hit the brakes. in the meantime definitely see a psychiatrist. don't waste time with your GP they don't know shit about mental illness

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:39:39 2013 No.6913495 >tfw my mum says I'm too thin >tfw my mum says I look sick and pale >tfw my mum says I don't look good anymore >tfw this is the look I'm going for

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:39:39 2013 No.6913496 >>6913464 yeah I- OH WAIT COME BACK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:40:27 2013 No.6913500 File: 413 KB, 384x288, baby.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6913047 iktf bro, sometimes I think I'll never marry and die alone fml

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:44:58 2013 No.6913527 >>6913415 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:47:26 2013 No.6913545 >>6913400 It's time to cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:48:27 2013 No.6913552 >>6913083 Where do you live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:49:27 2013 No.6913557 >tfw actually consistently stared at in many public places. I can't hide from the eyes, it's a curse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:49:57 2013 No.6913559 >>6913495 iktf m8. she hates that i'm like 6'2 and like 130

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:50:58 2013 No.6913565 >>6913495 Anon wanted to be heroin chic but his mom won't let him

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 17:53:27 2013 No.6913583

>>6913420
>>6913426
>>6913434
>>6913440
>>6913545
I am interested in her, but how do I address the situation without being cast into the friend zone after/while it happens?

>>6913451
Oh I don't need to practice, I can cook some delicious spicy chicken or egg curry. I've already got it planned with pre-measured quantities of spices, etc. so all I have to do is some minimal chopping and its good to go. I've got it planned so I invite her over when I'm 2/3rd of the way done, so she can see me cook and be super impressed, then eat.

Another question is, do I get wine or is that too much over the top? I am 19, and I'm pretty sure she is too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:00:44 2013 No.6913625 >>6913583 Don't make it too hot curryboy otherwise you'll scold her mouth and your dick will hurt it On another note, being alpha and getting a girl round and cooking for her = instamoist

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:01:13 2013 No.6913641 >>6913583 Follow your heart, something like that.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:04:13 2013 No.6913654
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>grill
>3rd world country, very rare to see someone stylish
>go pay phone bill
>see this really /fa/ guy in line with a hy
>loved his fit
>too afraid to talk to him
>miring discretely his from across the room

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:08:13 2013 No.6913676 >>6913625 or just be truly alpha and have her cook 4 u instead then bang 'er

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:11:43 2013 No.6913693 >>6913654 where you from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:18:44 2013 No.6913724 >>6913654 I feel you sister. Also >dress nice >guys staring at you >start doubting your fit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:20:13 2013 No.6913735 >>6913693 Probably a huehuehuehue. Don't reply ti br posters. Hide br threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:21:13 2013 No.6913741 >>6913724 90% of the time if a guy is staring at you he wants in your panties, personally i dont stare at ugly girls with bad clothes is it the same for grills checking out guys? pls be yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:24:13 2013 No.6913751 >>6913693 m-mexico

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:24:44 2013 No.6913752 >>6913724 yeah i try and avoid looking at unnatractive people as much as possible so unless your wearing something totally insane it means they're attracted to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:27:43 2013 No.6913761 >>6913751 pity, id totally let you run your hands through my hitler youth while we discuss clothes and other shit >tfw live in a shit country with no /fa/ qt's

Junior Watanabe !CommeVgIrU Mon Sep 16 18:29:14 2013 No.6913774
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Sometimes I see people checking out my jawnz and I look them dead in the eye, it's pretty great.
I've gotten a nod from a du wearing post-overalls, it was pretty cool.

>>	sage Mon Sep 16 18:30:13 2013 No.6913779 >>6913774 its my girlfriend fuk that fuuma looking serial killer looking fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:33:44 2013 No.6913797 >>6913741 yes, most of the times

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:38:14 2013 No.6913811 >>6913625 Will do....but they say semen soothes a spicy mouth ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:39:43 2013 No.6913817 >>6913752 real talk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:44:13 2013 No.6913846 >>6913752 same, and if I'm glancing at someone and realize they're ugly as they look at me, I just make a disgusted face and turn away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:44:13 2013 No.6913847 >>6913545 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:13:02 2013 No.6913983 >>6913408 That would really get to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:18:02 2013 No.6914009 Couldn't think of an all seeing eye joke to add to the thread but I'm going to show off my all seeing eye tattoo anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:20:02 2013 No.6914019 >>6913172 lmao who would wanna work anything out with you you gook

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:27:32 2013 No.6914056 >>6913495 >tfw my mum says the same thing >tfw i tell her this is what i want >tfw living with parents

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:29:02 2013 No.6914069 >>6913846 Jesus christ, /fa/, what hab we becum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:33:32 2013 No.6914083 >>6913774 lmao this is literally the gayest trip ever how hard did you have to try for this fuccboi

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:35:32 2013 No.6914088 File: 289 KB, 500x500, tumblr_m1ivtxOZvT1qzfo1i.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you realize you no longer have anything in common with your nerdy weeaboo gamer friends

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:36:32 2013 No.6914092 File: 51 KB, 500x673, 1377056215870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whenever I see a guy in a leather jacket, I make sure to call him out on it. I always laugh at the loser.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:37:04 2013 No.6914103 >>6914092 >tfw you recently bought a perfecto.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:38:02 2013 No.6914106 >>6914092 What if they look good in it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:38:02 2013 No.6914108 >>6914092 Some guys are cool enough to pull it off, you're just jelly

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:39:02 2013 No.6914118 >>6914103 Either sell it or burn it. Best case scenario: Burn the damned thing and repent your sins.

>>	twerk it Mon Sep 16 19:40:02 2013 No.6914127 File: 170 KB, 450x397, issey-miyake_ss-1984-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6914092 http://fuuka.warosu.org/fa/thread/S6739480#p6740147

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:40:33 2013 No.6914121 File: 32 KB, 600x441, 972mgi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6914092

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:40:33 2013 No.6914122 >>6914106 Leather jackets never look good. Period.

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:41:33 2013 No.6914130 >>6914121 Wow, that guy looks like a turbo douche.

>>	$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Mon Sep 16 19:42:02 2013 No.6914136 >tfw you give away your old, too big acne jeans an shit to goodwill >tfw some hobo or lower-middle class to poor person is wearing nice clothes feels nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:42:02 2013 No.6914137 >>6914122 yeah, they do, seen lots that look amazing.

poet !!ZKnqTt5WCG6 Mon Sep 16 19:42:02 2013 No.6914138
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>>6914103
Don't let strangers on the internet tell you your choices are invalid. This dude can't even put together an argument as to why they suck that goes beyond "Autism" and "I don't like thing".

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:42:04 2013 No.6914135 File: 37 KB, 600x800, 1377056182236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6914127 Yeah, I regret my mistake. . . and my change of heart. Should I look for a new trip?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:43:02 2013 No.6914143 >>6914135 yeah, but this guy wouldn't look good in anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:43:02 2013 No.6914144 >>6914103 Don't listen to Bandit, he was raped by a man in a leather jacket as a wee boy and now he releases all his pent up rage and sexual confusion on /fa/. Leather jackets are great if you wear them right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:44:02 2013 No.6914148 File: 47 KB, 400x600, perfecto613onestarrider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6914137 mfw I look good in a parfecto

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:44:32 2013 No.6914149

>>6914138
leather jackets are like fedoras, they can look good on some people maybe sometimes but oftentimes you're better off without one except for a very small minority of people that can actually look really cool in a leather jacket. most people aren't part of that small minority

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:45:02 2013 No.6914152 >>6914138 What turned you into such a pretentious douchebag? I bet you wear leather jackets.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:46:02 2013 No.6914158

>start dressing well
>qts stare
>one day
>walking along to class
>qt you know but never really talked to walks up beside you
>"your outfit looks great"
>"yeah, and you look beautiful"
>she blushes
>get dat number
>dating a week later

What's funny is how easy this all was. Took no effort on my part at all. Just gotta be confident guys.

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:46:02 2013 No.6914160 >>6914149 >. . .except for a very small minority of people that can actually look really cool in a leather jacket Correction: Nobody looks good in a leather jacket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:46:02 2013 No.6914161 >>6914152 I bet you wear sperrys and OCBD's

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:46:31 2013 No.6914156 >>6914149 they're a basic staple stop acting like they're goth ninja. Clothes are easy to pull of if you know how they should fit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:47:02 2013 No.6914167 >>6914158 If she approached you she's probably a solid point or two beneath you. >settling >committing Shaking my damn head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:47:02 2013 No.6914168 >>6914160 You need to work on your preferences.

poet !!ZKnqTt5WCG6 Mon Sep 16 19:48:33 2013 No.6914169

>>6914152
I definitely wear leather jackets, and I'm saving up for a BBS leather that will likely make me the high priest of the spectrum.

>>6914149
Honestly - they're not hard to pull off. It's in how you style it, not being part of some small ubermensch minority. That's just insecurity talking.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:50:02 2013 No.6914186

>>6914103
>>6914138
perfectos don't necessarily look bad, and whether or not someone can make a good argument about the way they look doesn't determine how they really do look

the people posted look bad mainly because the wearers are physically unattractive, not photogenic, bought shit-tier leathers, or some combination of the 3

still
>inb4 you post a fit with it that rivals >>6914135 and >>6914092 in cringe

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:51:31 2013 No.6914192 >>6914161 I bet you wear this: >http://cargocollective.com/alejandrautrera/Hug-Jacket-for-Autism

>>	twerk it Mon Sep 16 19:52:02 2013 No.6914199 File: 64 KB, 500x751, leather fetishism.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6914135 if ur gonna troll at least keep ur gimmick consistent ps do u like my new cop

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:54:02 2013 No.6914207 >>6914199 >I don't like what this guy is saying. >He is a troll. Whatever. I'm changing my trip sometime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:54:31 2013 No.6914205 >>6914192 >>http://cargocollective.com/alejandrautrera/Hug-Jacket-for-Autism no I wear 613GWriders perfecto.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:55:33 2013 No.6914211 File: 21 KB, 282x236, bourgeoisie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw got a gf

>>	twerk it !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:56:01 2013 No.6914217 File: 144 KB, 596x841, The Worst mao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6914207 u admitted in that thread that u were trolling

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:58:34 2013 No.6914233 >>6914217 Now it's time for me to take things seriously.

>>	twerk it !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 19:59:02 2013 No.6914241 File: 181 KB, 500x375, tumblr_mo7o3k1inf1rhqb3no1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6914233 stop impersonating my tripcode pls

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 19:59:34 2013 No.6914237

>>6914167
actually what I'd consider a few points above, but I have low self esteem so I may be wrong.

Clearly, you are jelly that this happened to me and feel the need to undercut me. Unfortunately, the opinion of an anonymous fedora on the internet holds no grounds with me.

Have a nice day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 20:00:10 2013 No.6914250 >>6914092 >>6914118 >>6914160 >mom wouldnt buy me a leather jacket when I was a kid

>>	Bandit !NSJCodeE5Y Mon Sep 16 20:01:09 2013 No.6914263 >>6914241 Oh, okay. I'll see you later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 20:01:38 2013 No.6914255 I can never fucking smile at girls I have a really cute laugh smile but that would be too much like down the street and all the regular ones i try in the mirror are dumb looking

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 20:18:53 2013 No.6914366 >>6914088 >iktf It was my goal initially, but i didn't want to lose them ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 20:48:58 2013 No.6914509 >>6913055 filename made me laugh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 20:55:26 2013 No.6914533 >>6913301 I know this feel. There`s a girl that`s always tries to eyefuck me I`m near her. Very awkward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 22:06:48 2013 No.6914802 >tfw its cold enough to wear your jacket tomorrow :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 22:15:02 2013 No.6914860 >>6914802 >iktf Been able to wear my raws without sweating my dick off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 22:22:34 2013 No.6914902 My move to talk to girls who exchange "eyes" with me is to hop on their bus and ask em if it goes to intersection X. And then that short convo leads to casual heys when you pass and that can lead to actual convos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 22:27:20 2013 No.6914953 >>6914902 >my move is stalking every girl who gives me attention

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 22:28:19 2013 No.6914961 >>6914953 >inb4 statutory rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 22:36:50 2013 No.6915015 >>6914088 this pic is best also dubz

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 22:37:20 2013 No.6915029 >>6913164 That is literally terrible advice. Absolutely autismal. Do not do. Just start talking to her. Mention you keep exchanging glances, 'so I figured I'd say hey,' maybe, depending on how quickly the conversation starts up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 23:39:41 2013 No.6915442 >>6914158 >she approaches and starts convo >i am confident the approach is the part that takes confidence youre just a shittalking autistic anon

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 23:44:11 2013 No.6915472
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>work in university library as young person amongst many middle age ladies
>drkshdw jeans, ann d sneaks, oak tee, bomber jacket
>walk in
>you look really trendy this morning, anon
>trendy
ruined the entire shift

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 01:38:20 2013 No.6916112

>>6913495
>tfw when work colleagues email me telling me I'm too skinny and need to eat.
>colleagues go as far as bringing me food to get me to eat.

How come it's so acceptable to do this to skinny people but if I went up to one of my fat co workers and snatched the maccas out of their hands everyone would hate me?

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 02:38:09 2013 No.6916297

>>6916112
Becuase being fat is a disease, but your skinniness is probably a result of your anorexia.

But really, it's because there are more fat people in America than skinny people. They can pick on you now. They are the majority and hold the power in their sausage fingers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 02:48:41 2013 No.6916335 >>6914199 Can you send them my way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 02:49:40 2013 No.6916338 File: 159 KB, 804x720, 1376605731017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6916297 >being fat is a disease

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 03:03:40 2013 No.6916363 >>6916297 >implying anorexia is not also a disease

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 03:54:01 2013 No.6916491 >>6913751 top kek leave your shitty pueblo and visit the city every once in a while. i bet you haven't even been kidnapped?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 04:01:31 2013 No.6916500 File: 2.94 MB, 240x135, papa.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Only white person in my entire neighborhood >Get used to being stared at >Get offended when people don't

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 04:05:31 2013 No.6916509 >>6914158 pls tell me this actually happened

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 04:13:02 2013 No.6916515 >>6916363 >Implying either are a disease

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 04:14:31 2013 No.6916516

>In Library with 2 friends
>qt3.14 sits next to me
>smiles at me when i'm not looking
>friends tell me she is
>not confident enough to approach
>friend gets up to approach her as a joke
>i freak out "She has bad hair, Her nails are too long for my liking, she is looking at the books"
>i think she hears me
>she leaves

i spent the next hour searching every corner of the building for her

dat backfire !!JpAXih+ztqI Tue Sep 17 04:18:01 2013 No.6916523

>>6916509
Not that big a deal anon.

Here's some words of advice: be confident, sure of yourself, and if she says no, simply move on to the next one.

Girls love douches because they are confident. Be confident and your chances go way up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 04:20:30 2013 No.6916528 I'm a man. I just love every time when ppl try to ask me politely that am I gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 04:23:00 2013 No.6916537 >>6916516 autism

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 04:40:31 2013 No.6916554 >>6914136 some old native american druggy is probably shitting and pissing himself in them right now

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 04:58:36 2013 No.6916590

>>6915472
lmao reminds me of something that happened last week
>black denim
>white ocbd
>camo field jacket
>getting archi supplies with classmates
>fashion comes up
>female: "anon you dress really well and arent a douche about it"
>"you think so?"
>"yeah youre looking classy."
>cringed so hard
i know the fit was not "classy" but that word offends all my senses

also (unrelated) a few days ago
>verbally getting heated in a convo with some fat girl who sits next to me in studio
>dont want to insult her but shes throwing insults my way
>look down
>sperrys
>"hailey i fucking love your sperrys sooooooo much" as genuine as i can sound
>she thinks its a compliment, gets all excited
>whenever i see her now i compliment her sperrys
>shes begins to suspect its not a compliment
>stops wearing sperrys
>respect

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 05:08:07 2013 No.6916609 >tfw all qts listen to Joyce Manor, BTMI, American Football, Cap'n Jazz, Latterman, Whirr, etc. now b/c tumblr >tfw that's the kind of stuff I liked ~2 years ago >tfw no qt 3.14 gf to listen to electronic music with

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 05:09:06 2013 No.6916612 >>6916590 wow are you 12 and spectrum?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 05:09:35 2013 No.6916611 >>6913047 >I just want home >cant into outdoors

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 05:20:05 2013 No.6916628 >>6916612 que?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 05:21:37 2013 No.6916629 >>6914250

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 05:23:35 2013 No.6916632 File: 56 KB, 500x500, mom zoned.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6914250 Meant to attach pic related but 4chan wouldn't let me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 05:31:37 2013 No.6916650 >>6916628 the second story was really autistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 05:33:06 2013 No.6916652 >>6916650 not sure if autistic is the right adjective, maybe immature or bitchy. but yeah i spose it couldve been handled better. still find it kinda funny in retrospect

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 05:33:06 2013 No.6916655 >>6916652 it was very autistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 06:29:10 2013 No.6916765 >>6916609 American Football is tumblrcore now? I feel happy about this because now maybe I can listen to it with a qt someday soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 06:31:39 2013 No.6916771 people always stare at my girlfriend and me its so annoying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 06:32:40 2013 No.6916775 >>6916771 at least ur /fa/ and have a gf be grateful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 06:33:40 2013 No.6916785 >tfw class starts in a few min and you're taking a really painful shit what do I do fa?????????/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 06:33:40 2013 No.6916786 >>6916516 oh shit, you ruined my day now, that was terrible

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 06:34:41 2013 No.6916789

>>6916775
yeah i'm super happy I wish we could just figure out why people stare at us
like we went to max brenner a couple weeks ago and as we walked in a table of people ~21 years old was there and everyone that could see us just watched us the whole way walking in

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 06:35:41 2013 No.6916792 >>6916785 how important is the class don't leave the shitter without a good reason

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 06:40:10 2013 No.6916801
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>be /fa/ wear skinny jeans, desert boots, drapey tees and shit
>bitchez don't even look at me I have to put up with all the talking in order to fuck them
>they think I'm an asshole
>say "fuck this" and change my whole wardrobe and dress like Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos.
> Vertical striped black/brown/maroon/dark green camp shirts with white wifebeaters, full track suits from fila, fila sports polos, pastel coloured slim fit polos and couple of brown/grey trousers with not so dressy loafers and oxfords
>suddenly all the girls start to talk to me
>I don't even look at them but they get mad about me
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 06:45:39 2013 No.6916817 >>6916516 why would you smile at someone when they're not looking

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 07:04:31 2013 No.6916858 >>6916817 because you feel good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:02:30 2013 No.6917219 >>6914152 People have always (undeservedly) called Poet a pretentious douchebag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:06:00 2013 No.6917234 >>6916801 i used to get more attention from girls when i dressed like a complete pleb what have you done to me /fa/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:12:01 2013 No.6917243 >>6916765 That'd be grand. In once saw a girl with an Antlers - Hospice on her laptop wallpaper in college.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:13:01 2013 No.6917248 >>6913238 thats some humbert humbert level crazy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 14:59:02 2013 No.6918526 >>6916363 >Implying that fact isn't an essential key to the joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 18:30:00 2013 No.6919591 >>6914148 Is that you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 19:09:51 2013 No.6919858 >>6913144 oo man I know this feel..

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 19:18:22 2013 No.6919939 > tfw /fit/ and /fa/ > check out the ass of every guy who passes by, just to see if he squats and if his pants fit correctly > stare at guys faces to see if they're symmetric Everyone probably thinks I'm a homosexual.

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