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Fashion tips for the well-endowed?

>> No.6896161

Cut your dick off.

>> No.6896164

>>6896158
lel, jelly of that guys dicks but he should take some HCG before his nuts shrink completely due to all that Tren he's taking.

>> No.6896165

put your dick through your zipper and draw a smiley face on the tip

>> No.6896931

don't wear any clothes

>> No.6896933

>>6896165

thank u based leno

>> No.6897012

>>6896158
where are his balls wtf

>> No.6897046

>>6897012
hes probably got a butt plug to help keep his dick hard. your balls sink up when erect.

>> No.6897073

>>6897046
erm. mine don't.

>> No.6897075

>>6896158
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Penisfan42.swf

>> No.6897083

>>6896931

But what if everybody wanna suck my dick all the time?
Hapnd to me before
I need to get stuff done too u kno?

>> No.6897087

>>6896158
uhh is it funny that i actually have tips for this since i was a cross dresser

if it really becomes a problem you can duck tape your dick under you ass
for less intrusive methods try to aline your dick with the seems of your clothing zippers is the obvious awnser if your dick is quiet big the upper seam works well
designs can often be used to attract or distract attention

>> No.6897091

>>6896158
Too much tren, balls have become penis.

>> No.6897108

Can anyone recommend good underwear if your balls hang really low? I can't find any with a big/ supportive enough pouch, they always work their way out and pop down the leg of my trunks. I'm about to say fuck it and just get some boxers and let them hang

>> No.6897115

you guys are seriously keeping this thread alive? sage at least.

>> No.6897129

>tfw when have small package
>wear sz 26 apc petite standard
>dat hedi slimane life

>> No.6897130

>>6897115
How do I sage?

>> No.6897144
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>>6897129
>tfw 6'3"
>tfw 5.5" erect
Not only would it be small on a normalfag, but on me... ;_;

>> No.6897147

>>6897144
That's pretty average mang. Don't worry.

>> No.6897149

>>6897144

>tfw 5'9'' and 8 inch deiickkk

>> No.6897163

>>6897149
>Fairytales
>>>/b/

>> No.6897177

>>6897144
im 5.5 and 6'1", dont worry mate we're all gonna be okay

>> No.6897181

>>6897144
5.5 is literally the average i think

>> No.6897195

>>6897147
>>6897177
>>6897181
It still looks small...

>> No.6897199

>>6896158
>tfw 6.8 inch dick
feels good

>> No.6897362
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6897362

5 foot 9, 125 lbs
7.5 inches
>mfw

>> No.6897376

>>6897362

I'd rather be 6'2" and have a 5" cock tbh. height gets you in the door; dick length isn't enough reason for a bitch to leave. it's not like you can pull your cock out at a bar, but height is the equivalent of that.

>tfw 5'11"
>6" cock
completely average

>> No.6897382

5'8"

6.5"

135

>> No.6897383

so everyone here is shorter than average but has a longer than average dick. lol no. I fucking hate 4chan. why does this thread even exist.

>> No.6897388

listen if you say your dick is 6.5" and above post a pic or fucking die.

>> No.6897400

I'm asian

>> No.6897405

eh it only takes about 5" fully thrusted to reach the cervix imo, so it doesn't really matter much after that. if you have a 7" dick you will not be able to thrust all the way or hurt your girl in the process.

although it's not trendy, I think 5.5" and quite thick would be the best case. you get to penetrate as far as you can and girth would please the lady.

but of course every1 is all about LENGTHHH

>> No.6897413

>>6897376
Sure, but your personality is shit

>> No.6897415

>>6897383
5'9" is average in the US
5'10" in the UK
Everyone here is about average and taller. They're still lying about their dicks though.

>> No.6897407

show off your huge dick,if you have a very huge awesome dick like me extreme danny, in very tight jeans
let people touch it
let people take pics of it
stay safe.

>> No.6897409

my dick is 12 inch

>> No.6897418

w-what am i feeling...

>> No.6897425

>>6897409
wow that big. nice

>> No.6897426

HEY MY DICK IS RLY RLY LONG BUT I CANT POST PROFF BCUZ THIS IS WORKSAFE BOARD. BUT YEAH ITS REALLY BIG. LOTS OF FUN FOR THE LADIES. THEY JUST LOVE GETTING STUFFED LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY. IN NOT ONLY VAGINE BUT THEIR BOTTHOLE TOO. SOMETIMES THEY BLEED BUT THEY BLEED WITH PLEASURE. IT IS GREAT FUN FOR ME AND THE COUSINS. GOSH WHAT GREAT BLOOD WE HAVE. THE COCK CHROMOSOMES ARE WITH US. ETERNAL. MFW MY CHILD WILL HAVE A BIGGER COCK THAN HIS CLASSMATES. MFW MY SON WILL BE BIG CEO. AND BY BIG I MEAN MIND. AND THROBBING COCK!!!

>> No.6897431

>>6897409
thats so cool

>> No.6897429

>>6897409
thats huge lol

>> No.6897433

>>6897409
I can't even count that high.

>> No.6897444

i feel like no one in this thread has perspective

get a ruler and go up to 7" and block off the rest,a dick that big is starting to become unweildly, any bigger than that and you're just hurting the other persn physically

>> No.6897451
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6897451

6' 5"
260lbs
5.5 inches
>mfw

>> No.6897448
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>>6897409
that is so big lol

>> No.6897459

>threads on /fa/ with 80% of the posters being over 5'10"
>nobody questions it

>threads on /fa/ with 80% of the posters being over 6"
>everybody questions it

gee i wonder

>> No.6897466

>>6897444

at 6" you're hurting the other person physically if you go in as far as you can. that's why the average is around 5.5

>> No.6897471

thickness is way overlooked

>> No.6897474

>tfw dick only 6 inches hard
>tfw manlet so it looks big on me
>tfw girlfriend is 4'10" and loves it

I know 6 is like average, but all the porn I've watched still makes me feel insecure

>> No.6897480

>>6897474

if you let porno make you feel insignificant, you're pretty much worthless.

does watching professional sports make you feel insignificantly unathletic?

does going to an art museum make you feel like an insignificant artist?

does reading a good book make you feel like an insignificant writer/student?

jesus you need to get a grip

>> No.6897482

>>6897474

lol get a human-sized girlfriend. hows it feel fucking that little troll doll of a woman? hahahhaah

>> No.6897485

>>6897482
I bet it feels great

>> No.6897483

>>6897466
keep telling yourself that.
average is like 6, most women prefer 6-7

>> No.6897504

>>6897480

Athletics doesn't bother me because I did sports all throughout high school, and did extremely well at them (XC state champs one year, Soccer team captain senior year).

Art museums, I go to them to appreciate other people's art. I appreciate my own just fine. Reading a book, of course not, it inspires me. Those things are things that can be improved, and if anything only gives me the drive to work harder. But you can't change your penis size.

>>6897482

Seeing as how I've been with her for 4 years and love her, the emotional attachment makes sex even better.

>> No.6897518

aight guys I'm gonna let you all in on the secret of vaginas:

cervixes are sensitive. it hurts to get them pounded by an overly long dick.

width is what matters. width is what cause that god-tier stretched feeling. width is what makes sure the g-spot is getter a nice firm rubbing.

so come on and post your circumference.

>> No.6897521

>>6897471
I've got a long dick but I'm still insecure about the girth because it's on the skinny side or at least looks that way.

Pretty easy to dispel those worries when I remind myself I'm a kissless virgin who won't be using his penis anytime soon.

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6897527

>tfw it will never fit

>> No.6897561
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>>6897527

this is a worksafe board xir.

>> No.6897653

5'11"
6.6"

A-am I doing it right?

>> No.6897662

>>6897653

you gotta be at least over 7 inches

>> No.6897668

>>6897561
Boohoo.

>> No.6897686

>>6897662
This must be what advanced failure feels like.

>> No.6899242

>>6897480
if you don't feel like an insignificant artist when you go to museum, then you're a major artist or you're deluded.

guess which!

>> No.6899339

>>6897518
6.5 x 5.5

what is average girth?

>> No.6899351

if you are under 7inches how do you get a boner knowing you are not satisfying the woman you are fucking?

honest question..

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6899356

>>6899351
>chick took dildo/vibrator out of draw after i was fucking her for a while and i coudln't come
>we lay on our backs next to eachother both masturbating
>both finish

c-could i just not satisfy her w/ my D? or was she just a freak

>> No.6899370

>>6899356

i think you know the answer

>> No.6899378

>>6899356
its drawer not draw
i hope you dont pronounce it like that too

>> No.6899374

>>6899370
Top kek

>> No.6899375

>>6899370
godammit. fuck. first time we fucked i made her cum from the old lickaroo, but couldn't the second time (which is when she whips out the giant black dragon dildo)

i have a plan though. i always forget to do the standing on ground next to bed move. and i'm gonna try to choke her, pretty sure that'll work. and ask if she likes ass play

>> No.6899382

>>6899378
no dude i know i was gonna
>*drawer
but it didn't seem worth it, thought nobody would notice
especially funny considering the chick is an english professor

>> No.6899383

>>6899382
ok no problem then

>> No.6899389

>>6899383
>>6899378
>>6899370

how to ask if she does anything anal? how to word it exactly. or do i just wait for it to come up casually or something. or just go "hey do you do any ass play?" is that how you ask that?

>> No.6899388
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6899388

>>6899375

>the old lickaroo

>> No.6899396

>>6899389
maybe you should actually get closer to her if you cant just straight up discuss it with her and stop focusing so much on sex

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>>6899396
well your right. we're close enough to just discuss shit. i mean she told me about how her ex bf fucked her so hard she was bleeding, and didn't notice till she got to school
>forgot to ask where blood was dripping from

>> No.6899455

A tiny bit over 6', and about 7.25 inches, average girth maybe bigger I don't know. Only had one girl ever comment on it's size, rest acted like it was normal. I don't feel like my penis is big, maybe if I was 8 inches I would. That's when it actually starts to look big.

But Im on lexapro, don't even feel like trying to bang girls, and when I put up with them I can't finish anyway.

What's even the point guys?

>> No.6899454

>>6899389
Never use any '*play' terminology. It's retarded and makes it clear you're a fetishist

>> No.6899489

tfw lower than average length
tfw higher than average girth

>> No.6899523

>>6899389
>>english professor

>Madame, shall we sojourn to the arbour? I have a proposition for a fine lady such as yourself. Have you ever ruminated on the sinful pleasures of sodomy?

>> No.6899588

>>6899375
>standing on ground next to bed move
what is that?

>> No.6899589
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6899589

>>6899523
tfw i'm gonna say this to her

>> No.6899591

>>6899588
u get more leverage and last longer, just you standing on the ground and her on the bed, nothing special, just usually get into it and do it all on the bed in like a pushup stance or on my knees or froggy

>> No.6899595

>>6899591
wait please draw this.I still don't understand

>> No.6899608
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6899608

>>6897521
those feels
i know them bro

>6'3"
>150
>7" length
>~4.7" girth

>> No.6899611
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6899611

>>6899595
just stand by edge of bed w/ her on bed wtf fuck you for making me actually do this

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6899621

>>6899611
oh ok . funny i figured it out a few seconds before posting.thanks,i'm glad you were happy (like in the drawing) and may you have good sex like rick and lamy do

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6900083

This

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>>6896158
Where the fuck are his balls?

>> No.6900231

>>6900083
is that a bona I see?

>> No.6900953

>>6900231
No one will ever know for sure. If you look at pictures of Pitbull, in alot of pictures he looks like he has a boner. He could just be well endowed or wearing pants that accentuate his package so he looks bigger

>> No.6900964

>>6900102
photoshopped out to make room for the photoshopped penis

>> No.6900986

>>6900102
steroids mate

>> No.6901059

>>6897149
Short nigga but my dick looonnngg

>> No.6901086

>>6900231

JLo has her bouncy, delicious inviting ass in front of you just a few centimeters away from your penis
what do?

>> No.6901138

>>6900953
summer weight or cheap wool suiting usually shows off your package

>walking around old town
>drunk nasty soccer mom bitch with nasty red lipstick, lipstick on her teeth and cheap blonde dye on grey hair looks at my pants, Says "oh really?!" and grabs my dick thinking im hard, push her hand away circular motion ending at her chest then shove her forcefully, so she stumbles away

>> No.6902165

>>6899489
That'd be about perfect for me, personally.

>> No.6902247

>>6897376
>dick length isn't enough reason for a bitch to leave

I googled penis pictures for like two hours last night. I don't have a tape measure, so I can't figure out my actual measurements. So I looked for penises that look similar to mine and looked at how they were described ("small" or "average" or etc.) I know that my gf won't LEAVE me over my penis size. But I just want her to be happy, you know? Fuck I'm so stressed about this goddamnit.

>> No.6902259

>>6902247
contrary to what insecure people on these boards, or the internet for that matter, will have you believe

dick size is not the end all, be all, confidence, which often corresponds to a large dick size (for obvious reasons), is more attractive to women than the dick size itself... stop sweating the small stuff and just appreciate yourself, and you should radiate enough confidence

>> No.6902397

>>6902259
true. i fuck bitches with my veiny, massive confidence.

>> No.6902779

>>6896158

Have you ever know a girl who is beaten and is talking about leaving his man, she leaves him only to came back in matter of hours or after she fucked somebody else, then you meet that bro and he isn't violent or beta, but you can see and feel his manlines and confidence a la Chaning Tatum in magic mike?
Well, that man has a big ass dick bro
and no matter what he is or do, bitches will never leave him.
That extreme pussy stretching will make her came back every single time.

>> No.6903019

>>6896158
It's really pissing me off that his balls dissapeared and I don't know why

>> No.6903031

my dick is huge

>> No.6903042

>>6903019
He prob was playing with himself and is about to cum all over the place
or that water is real cold
ya feel?

>> No.6903053

>>6896158
wow that's a big fucking leech in his panties

>> No.6903063

my dick is as big as the eiffel tower

>> No.6903088

>>6903063
can u fuck the world for 72 hours

>> No.6903144

>>6900102
sometimes balls retract

>> No.6903281

6'3
7"x5.5" (can post proof if you faggots want)
Chicks love it

>> No.6903292

4.72"x3"

kill me

>> No.6903305

>>6896158

5'8''
7.4 inch L, 5.6 inch g

>> No.6903316

im 175 and my dick is 15cm
sometimes 17 if u really straighten it up

>> No.6903312

6'2
3 inch length
7 inch girth

rate me

>> No.6903372

>tfw 7'8 with a 9" dick and all the 9'5"+ men with their 13" dicks insult me.

life sucks being a small dicked manlet