/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.6878473]

So it seems like I am about to spend the next 6 years of my life behind bars...

Any advice to keepin it /fa/ in the clink?

inb4 anal rape
inb4 op's a troll

Ill post my mugshot / newspaper articles of what happened if requested.

[Anonymous No.6878485]

>>6878473
dunno bro but good luck

[OP No.6878500]

>>6878485
thanks brotha

[Anonymous No.6878501]

>>6878473
>Ill post my mugshot / newspaper articles of what happened if requested.
do it

[Anonymous No.6878503]

what happend?

[~~ !!LrMrybM0ieN No.6878511]

>>6878503

this

[OP No.6878514]

>>6878501
mug

[~~ !!LrMrybM0ieN No.6878516]

>>6878473

also yes, definitely post pictures of your face mugshot newspaper articles EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.6878520]

>>6878514

ur gonna get fucked real good boy

[OP No.6878522]

>>6878503
sold coke
illegal firearms
stolen goods

[Anonymous No.6878524]

>>6878522
Thats not a story

[Anonymous No.6878525]

>>6878514
lol you look like my dog when she gets caught after raiding the bin

[Anonymous No.6878526]

>>6878522
post article


and tits

[Anonymous No.6878530]

>>6878473
Get some /fa/ tattoos since the clothing is pretty uniform.

[OP No.6878534]

heres the article.

http://www.oakpark.com/News/Articles/8-9-2011/Oak-Park-police-uncover-teenage-ringleader-after-Harrison-St.-drug-bust/

im out on bond now for a little while

[xxx !!QWTBTi6jXao No.6878541]

don't worry about being effay behind bars
just watch your back, don't make a name for yourself as a pussy

also i've heard from people who have recently come out of jail that the rape thing doesn't really happen these days

best of luck mate

[Anonymous No.6878549]

>>6878534
>In the raid, police recovered 28.7 grams of cocaine and 134.4 grams of cannabis, some of which was packaged for distribution. Also recovered was a 40 caliber handgun with ammunition, more than $1,000 in cash, 144 calculators, roughly 150 iPhones, iPods, miscellaneous cell phones and cameras, and two safes.
Whats with the calculators?

[Anonymous No.6878552]

op = 17
MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS! MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS!

[OP No.6878558]

>>6878549
got them from the highschool math tutoring center

you can re-sell the graphing ones online for a nice amount of cash

[Anonymous No.6878559]

>>6878552
who gives a shit it's an interesting thread for once

[Anonymous No.6878561]

>>6878534
oh wow you were pretty small time and you managed to get busted.

sucks, hope the pigs that busted you get theirs eventually

[OP No.6878564]

>>6878549
I just think they're neat.

[OP No.6878565]

>>6878552
im 19 now, read the article date faggot

[Anonymous No.6878568]

>>6878534
What were you going to do with 144 calculators? Were they like TI-89s or some shit? There's a market for stolen calculators?

[Anonymous No.6878569]

Mugshot thread
No felony, no care

Seriously though. Run

[OP No.6878572]

>>6878561
i actually got raided at a "good" time. it was when i was running super low on product and was about to re-up. If they had gotten me a few days later, my sentence would probably double

[Anonymous No.6878574]

>>6878564
made me laugh more than it should

[Anonymous No.6878575]

>your mugshot will never be this /fa/

[Anonymous No.6878584]

>>6878565
fuck man this has been eating up 2 years of your life and you're just now going to jail? That sucks, hope you make some decent buds in there to keep you on track. From the documentaries I watch, don't accept any gifts from anyone or let your celly trick you into being his bitch while he pretends to show you the ropes

[OP No.6878586]

>>6878572
If I run and get caught im fucked.

Ill probably get out in a lot under 6 with how fucked the prison system is in Cook County anyway.

[OP No.6878594]

>>6878584
Already served 1.5

like i said- im out on bond now

[Anonymous No.6878592]

>17
>in control if an apartment and drug operation
Gotta ask, how did you get started

Was any of this getting you laid

[Anonymous No.6878598]

>>6878572
shit, with that luck I'd take my chances running.

how'd you plead?

[Anonymous No.6878602]

>there are criminals on /fa/ right now

[OP No.6878604]

>>6878592
started small, met the right people. all about networking

i was swimming in pussy.
all of em had huge daddy issues,but eh... comes with the territory.

[Anonymous No.6878605]

>>6878586
You're still probably looking at 3
I thought I was looking at 2 and I was making plans to get out of country

[Anonymous No.6878608]

>>6878602
Is that ryan gosling?

w-w-what happened to his face?

why does he look so average?

[OP No.6878610]

>>6878598

guilty

[Anonymous No.6878616]

damn man, I wish you the best. seriously

[Anonymous No.6878628]

>>6878604
Nice
Doubt I want to get very deep into shit but growing (99 plant limit in my city lel) and dog breeding sounds about right

Well good luck. P sure you can make your own clothes if you actually get to prison

>>6878610
I didn't know people still did that
Instead of bail you should've got a lawyer

[Anonymous No.6878629]

>>6878473
protip: Hand sanitizer makes great hair gel.

Picked that little trick up in the navy.

[Anonymous No.6878636]

>>6878514
>implying you aren't going to get raped on a daily basis with that face

Grow a beard and gain some weight.

[OP No.6878640]

>>6878629
Doesnt it bleach your hair?

[Anonymous No.6878650]

>>6878640
Yes, over use will.

But if you've got a meeting with the parole board, or a new boyfriend in the can it's a quick spiffer-upper.

Also think of it as an alternative hair coloring man. New look, new you for your jail time.

[sheriff but not sheriff No.6878654]

lmao when i was in middle school i stole an ipod

>got away free. cop "forgot" about it

2yrs ago got caught with 1gram of dank on school grounds (i don't smoke, i was HONESTLY holding for a friend tbh)

>cop let me go and took the weed

got in a fight frshman, almost drowned the kid in the toilet lol

>cop talked to me and i got a lunch detention

got in a fight on school bus, had the kids head locked in my thighs and i was punching his neck and shit

>cop told me they were pressing charges.

called my parents, and i got suspended off the bus for one week. never heard of the incident.
i'm black btw.

2edgy4u

[Anonymous No.6878691]

>>6878608
It's because he's a real human being.

That makes more sense than it should.

[Anonymous No.6878703]

>>6878549
So according to this website(www.havocscope.com/black-market-prices/cocaine-prices/)coke is worth $174.20/g

that's like more than 5k

how did you get this much coke, op?

[OP No.6878711]

>>6878703
My town borders chicago.

Big City=Big Deals

[Anonymous No.6878712]

>>6878691
>not human bean
pleb detected, why don't you go to /mu/ and get your modest mouse on?

[Anonymous No.6878716]

Where are you posting from OP? and why weren't you jailed 2 years ago?

[OP No.6878725]

>>6878716

see

>>6878594

[McDick No.6878788]

>>6878575
i win

[Anonymous No.6878794]

how much did you make selling the graphing calculators?

[Anonymous No.6878833]

>>6878711
there is some good coke coming out of chicago.

[Anonymous No.6878832]

>>6878549
Graphing calculators could easily sell for $100 each.

[Anonymous No.6878843]

>>6878703
it's more like $50/g

[Anonymous No.6878839]

Rape doesnt actually happen that often in prison, youll also probably get out early.

That being said, thieves are subhuman, youre a bug

[Anonymous No.6878847]

Are you going to workout and get some /fa/ tats in the next 6 months, OP?

[Anonymous No.6878904]

OP if your still in the thread the lest thing you want to do is be /fa/ in prison. Unless you have connects keep your head down and try to not stand out as much as possible. Considering your white and 17 you probably aren't affiliated with anyone yet so you might get picked if someone likes you. In that case, do whatever the fuck you want cause no ones going to care.