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So far I can think of only 7 things that /fa/ would find all over its nightmares, but I'm compiling a 23 name list.

Dry Scalp
Chinos
Greasy Hair
Dandruff
Receding Hairline
Elastic Bottoms
and the spooky Hungry Skeleton.

So /fa/, what lurks in your nightmares?

>> No.6870377

>chinos
what?

>> No.6870376

Matt

>> No.6870391

>>6870377

Should that be crossed off?

>> No.6870398

>>6870370
Black mannequins

>> No.6870411

>>6870398

I love you anon.

>> No.6870440

bump

>> No.6870451

Momma anon washing their raws

>> No.6870493

bumpity bump

>> No.6870661

bamp

>> No.6870673

twerk fits

>> No.6870678

Smelly feet and Halitosis. Worst fears.

>> No.6870709

Casemods

>> No.6870715

>>6870678
do you have a foot fetish?

>> No.6870814

Those dreams where all your teeth fall out, or you show up at work/school without shoes

>> No.6870965

bamp

>> No.6871097

fug

>> No.6871155

>>6870391
yes
the only thing that still stands strong with /fa/'s tastes

>> No.6871559

>>6871155
>Dry Scalp
>Chinos
>Greasy Hair
>Dandruff
>Receding Hairline
>Elastic Bottoms
>spooky Hungry Skeleton
>No Shoes
>Twerk Fits
>Momma Washedmyraws
>Black Mannequins

Possibly also Smelly Feet and Halitosis.
I also think Toomuch Sweat would be an /fa/ nightmare right?

>> No.6871564

>>6871559

crossed out Chinos

>> No.6871711

>5'1 manlet

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6872946

>>6870370
largely rizaruit

>> No.6872968

>>6871559

I am doo sbooked ;_;

>> No.6872980
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unbuttoned button-down collars

like seriously what the fuck

>> No.6872990

>>6870370
Gyno definitely

>> No.6872995

skinnyfat bodies

srsly ruins fits

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>>6872995

>> No.6873002
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6873002

bad shirt cuffing,
roshe run fuccbois,
lets see....
SOCKS AND SANDALS

FEDORAS

>> No.6873008

>>6871559
take off twerk fits if u dont wanna get ur ass beat m8

dont h8 on my twerk or ull regret i swer to christ

>> No.6873014

>>6872995
my dick ruined ur moms vagina

>> No.6873020

>>6870370


I was wearing my dope gucci shirt, went to a 500 man lecture and some bro spilt his red drank on me.

Also I have this dream where I meet cara D, and me and her hang for awhile but I Overdose because I'm not /fa/ enough for drugs + model lifestyle.

I litreally died becasue i was a fuccboi

;_;

>> No.6873030

>>6873002
>>6872995
>>6872980

OP here, trully spooked.
Right now I have 20/23, we're getting close /fa/

>Dry Scalp
>Greasy Hair
>Dandruff
>Receding Hairline
>Elastic Bottoms
>Hungry Skeleton
>No Shoes
>Twerk Fits
>Momma Washedmyraws
>Black Mannequins
>Smelly Feet
>Halitosis
>Sweat River
>Skinnyfat Body
>Fedora
>Socks Andsandals
>Gyno
>Badshirt Cuffing
>Drink Spills

Should Roshe run fuccboi be added?
If anything's wrong let me know.

>>6873020
10/10
I just dream with falling teeth lel

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>>6873030

Also, in what order would you put these, from 9spooky11me to "meh sort of spooky"?

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>> No.6873054

>>6873045

I hope I find a larger version of that, will be good if /fa/ plays on the 4cc halloween bowl. Scary as fuuuuuq

>> No.6873056

>>6873030

Added Raf Adidas

>> No.6873060

>ctrl+F "uggs"
>0 results
now i'm really scared

>> No.6873065

>>6873030
relaxed fit jeans
blemishes
bad posture
sifting through pictures taken of you and then finding one that looks bad
finding someone on the street that is more /fa/ than you and then getting anxious when they look at you

>> No.6873072

>>6871155
I like chinos, good way to add color and change up from the regular raws.

>> No.6873089

>>6870370
Acne obviously
Not the brand.

>> No.6873119

>feeling really fucking cool and stylish and then dropping something or slightly tripping and having it RUIN your model runway vibe

>walking past a chubby dude in gym shorts with a qt 3.14 and then going home and drinking yourself to sleep

>being in university and having to go around the class and talk about your interests. you say fashion but no one understands because you're just wearing raws a t-shirt

>your dad asking you "why do you keep getting so many packages? didn't you just get a pair of shoes last week?"

>getting outbid on a cool piece on ebay and then regretting not bidding for more when the auction is over

>ordering shit online that doesn't fit and being too lazy to return it and send it back

>having a girlfriend that was into fashion who broke up with you and now every girl seems basic by comparison

h-hold me /fa/

>> No.6873123

>>6873089
>Dry Scalp
>Greasy Hair
>Dandruff
>Receding Hairline
>Elastic Bottoms
>Hungry Skeleton
>No Shoes
>Twerk Fits
>Momma Washedmyraws
>Black Mannequins
>Smelly Feet
>Halitosis
>Sweat River
>Skinnyfat Body
>Fedora
>Socks Andsandals
>Gyno
>Badshirt Cuffing
>Drink Spills
>Bad Posture
>Acne
>Roshe Run

22/23

>> No.6873152

>>6873119

>being into fashion and spending literally hours a day on fashion blogs and websites only to remember you haven't even purchased anything in over 2 months

>having your friends that are girls say "why do you know so much about fashion? you wear the same thing like every day"

>feeling unable to connect to other dudes because they look at your pants and shoes in a funny way

>basically assuming that lots of people think you're gay. especially gay dudes.

>being too intimidating for people to talk to you and make conversation

>wearing an outfit that makes you look edgier and cooler than you really are. people realize you are fucking lame after talking to you

>> No.6873160

>shirt matches shoes
>Uggs
>yoga pants when you aren't exercising bitch
>excessive make up
>excessive hair product
>excessive fragrance
>bitches be wearing high heels to classes
>shitty dyed hair on girls
>black girls with potential wearing shitty weaves
>heel striking
>people that don't even try to look decent
>boat shoes with socks
>fake nails
>shitty Tattoos
>20 year olds on that swagfag shit with jordans and baggy pants

I must seem miserable, but I just find most of these things unacceptable for who I want to marry. Generally get along with many people and don't push others away on superficial things, but only as a criteria for my ideal mate.

>> No.6873167

>>6873119
>>6873152
feel with me

>> No.6873173 [DELETED] 

>>6873160

OP here, can't decide if to have Shitty Tats or Swag Fag as the 23rd. Any from my list that could be subbed by these two?

>> No.6873188 [DELETED] 

>>6873160

OP here, can't decide which name to strikeout to make space for Swag Fag and Shitty Tats.

[04:21:22] KHS_Rowan Führreira: >Dry Scalp
>Greasy Hair
>Dandruff
>Receding Hairline
>Elastic Bottoms
>Hungry Skeleton
>No Shoes
>Twerk Fits
>Momma Washedmyraws
>Black Mannequins
>Smelly Feet
>Halitosis
>Sweat River
>Skinnyfat Body
>Fedora
>Socks Andsandals
>Gyno
>Badshirt Cuffing
>Drink Spills
>Bad Posture
>Acne
>Roshe Run

>> No.6873192

>>6873160

OP here, can't decide which name to strikeout to make space for Swag Fag and Shitty Tats.

>Dry Scalp
>Greasy Hair
>Dandruff
>Receding Hairline
>Elastic Bottoms
>Hungry Skeleton
>No Shoes
>Twerk Fits
>Momma Washedmyraws
>Black Mannequins
>Smelly Feet
>Halitosis
>Sweat River
>Skinnyfat Body
>Fedora
>Socks Andsandals
>Gyno
>Badshirt Cuffing
>Drink Spills
>Bad Posture
>Acne
>Roshe Run

>> No.6873227

>>6873192
you should make a picture collage with all of that on there

>> No.6873243

>>6873227

4:50 am m80, I will tomorrow under a new spooky themed thread, kek