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just broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years /fa/, it was a mutual breakup and we both agreed we would most likely in the future be happier single and one day we would be great friends.

fucking hurts man
this person has pretty much been apart of my family for 3 years and all of a sudden we just cut each other off like that, gone

how to deal with this shit /fa/ i'm thinking it would've been easier just to pretend to myself i was happy in a relationship than to deal with this


posting here because there is definitely less neckbeard on this board who can comment on real life experiences with women

>> No.6868459
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I never had a gf before.

>> No.6868464

>>6868459
me neither

>> No.6868467
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>>6868459
>>6868464

>> No.6868465

>>6868459
iktf
at least i got friendzoned once

>> No.6868470

>>6868459
richt there where it feels

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>>6868459
>>6868464
>>6868465
>>6868467
>>6868470

>> No.6868475

>>6868452
You want her friendship? Give it some time then re-establish contact. If she wanted to break contact entirely she should have made it clear beforehand.

>> No.6868476
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i've never had a gf and i have no family

>> No.6868479

>>6868452
feel thread

>see girl
>make out with her
>lets go to ur house bb so we can sex
>no my dad will beat u up
>tfw bad fighter

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>>6868475
are u actually
telling him
to keep being friends
with his ex?

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>>6868476
at least you can grow a beard

>> No.6868490

>>6868481
Yes. Don't let 4chan dictate how you should conduct your relationships, that's more beta than being friends after a mutual break-up.

>> No.6868492

Did you know it was going to happen? How was your social life during the relationship? Did you cut off your friends?

>> No.6868493
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>>6868479
>go to club
>make out with girl
>ask for her number
>few day later text her
>she asks who i am
>tell her
>she dont reply anymore

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>>6868484
at least you don't have acne

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>>6868494
at least you aren't fat

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>>6868490
no man that is retarded as fuck
dont stay friends with ur ex
never
wow

>> No.6868496

>>6868493
man at least u made out with her

theres ppl that have never kissed a girl

just think of htat

>> No.6868501

>>6868484
>>6868494
>>6868498
all of those things
fuck.

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>>6868496
man i didn't think of it that way
i guess you are right

>> No.6868506
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>>6868496
>theres ppl that have never kissed a girl

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>>6868506
>tfw kissless

>> No.6868511

>>6868506
>tfw everyone started out as one of those ppl
>tfw you are a chosen one
>tfw you rose above

>> No.6868515

>>6868452
I had the exact same situation last year.
At first it felt unreal and I had some sleepless nights on my friends couch. Then I had some great bro-outs and a couple one night stands which ended up in cuddling because of a really weird > feeling having to put my dick into a girl whom i didnt know at all. I got over that and now ive got a fwb and all is good. Btw dont wake up next to your ex with one of ur lifes biggest hangovers, I couldnt handle the feels at all and drank a mouthful of vodka right after gettingnup and spagettied out of the place!

TL; DR you'll get over it and dont sleep with your ex

>> No.6868520

>>6868512
h-hold me anon

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>>6868520

>> No.6868527

>>6868512
>go to a place where drunk ppl are
>find the drunkest girl u can
>grab her by the back of the head
>look into her eyes
>make out

just do it man

the only thing stopping u is urself

>> No.6868524

god i hate this wrinkle guy

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>>6868506
>be 21 yo kissless virgin
>goodlooking
>effay ninja
>girls are intimidated and try to make me jealous
>don't really care
maybe i'm asexual or something

>> No.6868536

>>6868524
wow he has cancer ASSHOLE

>> No.6868539

>>6868526
thanks i-i needed that

>> No.6868540

>>6868492

I knew it would happen sooner or later. Social life better than ever with a healthy friendship group, part of the problem of our relationship was my close bond with my friends.

>> No.6868547

>>6868543
*you're

>> No.6868543

>tfw black
>tfw everyone expects you to be sporty alpha
>tfw in reality your a kissless virgin sperglord

Fuck you /fa/ you don't know my feels

>> No.6868548

>>6868540
She thought your friends were more important to you than her?

>> No.6868551

>>6868543
are that dumb nigger with the basic fits?

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>>6868531
how do u do it

>> No.6868553

>>6868552
do what?

>> No.6868556
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>>6868553
live without the feeling of having sex

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>>6868543

>> No.6868558

>tfw getting head
>tell grill "never came from a bj"
>she tries extra hard etc

i tell this to erry grill ;-;

>> No.6868555

>>6868554
>argentinian
>not black

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>>6868543
thanks god im not black but argentinian

>> No.6868561

>>6868556
>be horny
>fap
>not horny anymore

>> No.6868562

>>6868548

Somewhat. It's hard to have a group of mostly single friends and be in a long term relationship

>> No.6868568

>>6868558
i've gotten the sex more than 10 times and never came once
i need to get a gf, maybe that's the key

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>>6868555

>> No.6868564

>>6868558
is it true tho

>> No.6868565

>>6868459
I had a girlfriend for over six months but I'm still a kissless virgin. Turned out she never really liked me.

>> No.6868570

>>6868565
how can u date someone for 6 months and not kiss them

that shouldnt even count as dating

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>>6868558
>tfw cum 15 seconds after getting dick sucked

>> No.6868573

>tfw 4chan is fucking hilarious and you will never be able to be friends with plebs
why does this place suck so much but still be better than everything else?

>> No.6868575

>>6868558
>tfw lose virginity
>go down on her too
>I don't come, she doesn't give me head or a handjob
>tfw blue balls

>> No.6868577

>>6868572
>tfw bang girls for ages and then u just get too tired and give up w/o cumming
>waaah why cant u cum is it cuz im ugly
>fuk u bitch y u do this to me

>> No.6868578

Yesterday I had a sexy dream but woke up half way through. I'd woken up my girlfriend by dry humping her in my sleep so we just had sex. It was pretty good.

>> No.6868582

>>6868551
>that grammar
>calling anyone dumb
toplaugh

>>6868557
Th-thanks anon

>> No.6868583

>>6868572
Oral sex is one of the few situations where I don't feel like i'm performing or otherwise being held to a standard. Go ahead and enjoy yourself, your speed is probably taken as a compliment.

>> No.6868581

>>6868562
In what way? I wouldn't know so please explain.

>> No.6868584

>>6868565
Were you in primary school?

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>>6868577
>kinda drunk
>have sex with girl
>dont come
>try again
>come after a while
>one more time before i leave
>put dick in
>instantly come
i dont know what happened
but when im not drunk i usually come
withing the minute

>> No.6868587

>>6868573
yeah
mostly everyone is just really boring

>> No.6868597

>>6868573
>tfw the only people I really connect with afk are 4channers.

>> No.6868599

>>6868573
>>6868587
>>6868597
le feeling man when he feels

>> No.6868601

>>6868570
It's called being beta. It's an obscure feel, you've probably never felt it.

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Bassicly my summer, Fall is a better season for me anyway's

>> No.6868686

>>6868577
Dude a-are you me ?, like surreal would love to be one of those 10 min cum guy's.

i get tired as fuck after 1 hour of fucking wihtout cumming, sometimes i even yust give up

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>> No.6868690

>>6868621
joy division??

>> No.6868698

>>6868452
chill with your bros dude
dont rebound
one night stands are ok

>> No.6868705

its just a woman bro

>> No.6868752

>>6868691

baldchan, you've gone too far

>> No.6868754

>>6868752
he's out of control, pretty much like historian

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>>6868512

a-a-atleast r-raf si-simons r-rick o-oowens usually whhat i-im dr-dressed in

r-right guys????

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>> No.6868815

>twf gf tailors my clothes for me

>> No.6868864

>>6868815
i don't have a gf

>> No.6868884

>>6868882
lewd

>> No.6868882

>>6868864
i dont have clothes ;)

>> No.6869217

I have a gf but I think she's cheating

It's bullshit when manipulative ex boyfriends text her all the time saying they're gonna kill themselves if she doesn't sleep with them, but it's total bullshit when she talks to them all night anyway while I'm with her. Sometimes the stress of knowing she doesn't think you're good enough when you've done nothing but good for her is worse than being single. I'm also better looking and have more going on for me so I don't know why I'm letting her step all over me like this.

>> No.6869340

>>6868577

I'm always like this when drunk. It seems like a good idea at first but then I get bored and just stop.

then all the shit with "do you think I'm ugly" just does my head in. Its just the alcohol.

I never want drunk sex again.

>> No.6869476

>>6869340
It's called "whiskey dick". My solution has been to jerk off on her tits or in her mouth.

This is always a problem for me btw, because my gf and I only have sex when we're shitfaced. Why? She takes antidepressants and they apparently fuck up her sex drive

>> No.6869480

ITT we discover that sex isn't like it is in porno

>> No.6869493

>>6868495
why not
they obviously liked each other enough to go out, and it was a mutual break up, so why not stay friends?

>> No.6869500

>>6868556
what's /fa/'s obsession with where people sit on buses and trains
seriously

>> No.6869743

>>6869476
Feels bad man, especially when you know once you're in you'll be fine and yet you're too soft to get in.

>> No.6869752

>>6869217
iktf
drop her ASAP
my ex did the same and yeh
cheatin biatch

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>>6869493
because friendship between man n woman dont exist man dont buy that magazine 21st century movie bullshit

>> No.6869786

>>6868452
ya similes situation I pretty much lived at her house for the summer her mom helped me since i got kicked out of my high school ( not that bad i went to a charter high school so higher standards)
eventually we just stopped seeing each other. The weird thing about it is that I don't care so much that she left me more I can't help her if she gets depressed again

>> No.6869796

>>6869757
sorry man but thats bullshit

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>>6869796
says the friendzoned faggot

>> No.6869816

>>6869802
uhhh
isn't that the point
it seems like your the one having a problem just being friends with chicks

>> No.6869819

>>6869816
m a b u

>> No.6869824
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>>6869816
because u cant be friends with them
you or her wants to fuck
and eventually ill come out
and then its gonna ruin the "friendship
they arent like ur bro
who you can do whatever
and they still hang with u

>> No.6869830

>>6869824
>you or her wants to fuck
you "or" her. It's not both of you. If not both of you want to fuck, sometimes neither of you want to fuck so it's fine.
You save feelguy images to post on 4chan; what the fuck do you know about women?

>> No.6869838

>>6869824
uhhh
what
I seriously don't get this are you just horny 24/7 do you just fuck anything you can

and even if you do get horny and have a casual fuck you can still be friends usually it makes you closer and have a joke to jide them with.

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>>6869830
if neither of u want to fuck
then there isnt going to be any friendship
and its most likely never going to happen
because in order to not be any attraction
you gotta be like u know related to them like
ur mom or sister (which you can fuck too)
i know about women man
i live with them
i love women
i adore them

>> No.6869861

>>6869850
>if neither of u want to fuck
>then there isnt going to be any friendship
whut
sorry john I know your cool and all but I don't want to fuck you so we cant be friends

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>>6869861
thats exactly it
its like when u were kid
and went to school
ud go to girl
and ask her to be ur gf
and she d say no
and u wont talk to her anymore
even if u stay "friends" u still want to fuck her
and i know nobody
who fucked and didnt end up
either married or fucked up

>> No.6869883

>>6869871
but according to this you can't have friends


you know what anon your right its sad to here this and i think you deserve something

>> No.6869886

>>6869871
so you want to fuck all of your friends?

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>>6869883
>>6869886
no mymale friends i dont want to fuck them

>> No.6869902

>>6869890
if you say so

ps this is why you have no friends kek
>let me post a feel image from my massive collection of feel images while I post /soc/esque bullshit

yeah you are totally not a loser bruh

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>>6869902
yes u might have female friends but
do they consider you as one too
think about it
remove yourself from social circles
see if anyone gives a shit about you

>> No.6869919

>>6869908
yeah I deleted my facebook and still have people hitting me up on the reg and am p well liked on campus

i'm just not lame like you

>> No.6869917

>>6869908
Shut it, slav.

>> No.6869920

>>6869217
iktf. don't want to break up with her because then she'll definitely start seeing people I think are worse than me

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>>6869919
aha but thats like saying
yeah i go to school we'll be talking forever
after school gone
yeah best friends 4 evar !!!!!
and then after school is gone
u notice
how things really are

>> No.6869931

>>6869924
just shut the fuck up and quit being a little bitch

i'm done replying to you

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>>6869931
hope it doesn't hit u hard when reality comes

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>> No.6871028

>>6870572
thx kawaii korean shojou

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ive met a cute girl in a party at my university a week ago

today I saw her, she was in my class

i asked for her full name and stuff, we talked about

so i checked her out on facebook

in relationship

im not sure im pretty enough

she is also a pleb so might not worth it

i still feel like shit

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>> No.6871272

>>6868690
Yeah Its not iggy pop

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