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6854406 No.6854406[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

So, /fa/, you're at Gamestop and this guy slaps your gf's ass.

Also, he's 6'4", 240 lbs, and graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals.

He also is a master at Karate, Aikido, Shorin Ryu, Kickboxing, Hapkido, Escrima, Krav Maga, Jiu-jitsu, Sumo, Jeet Kun Do, Shotokan, Shinkendo, S.C.A.R.S., Judo, Ninjustu, Silat, Muay Thai, Chun Kuk Do, Wing Chun, and Tai Chi.

He also has a degree in physics, computer science, English, mathematics, toxicology, business, economics, psychology, political science, biology, archaeology, history, information technology, law, geology, and medicine.

What do?

>> No.6854409

>>6854406

>> No.6854427
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6854427

i don't have a gf

>> No.6854436

*grab him by the throat*

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?

>> No.6854431

i'd shake the guys hand for being the better man and leave

>> No.6854439

>>6854406
Probably call him a fuck head. I'd get beat bad but sticking up for my gf is the important part. If the guys chooses to get physical he's a manchild, if my gf runs off with him then she's a whore and it wouldn't matter.

>> No.6854441

Ask him if he has a girlfriend

>> No.6854447

>>6854406
photoshop him out of gamestop and reboot my second life gf.

>> No.6854453

I would look down on him because I'm 6'5" and ask him to excuse his poor manners and apologise.

>> No.6854457

>>6854436
i lol'd

>> No.6854480

intensely stare at the ground until his departure.

>> No.6854493

>degree in psychology

shiggy donatello him to the ground

>> No.6854492

tip my fedora.

>> No.6854501

a) ask him about the ethical justification of his action
b) slap his ass

>> No.6854514

Doesn't it take four years for one major? This guy is old as dirt. I take his cane and beat him with it

>> No.6854522

>>6854441
best one so far.

>> No.6854529
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6854529

challenge him to a physics showdown. suddenly we're standing ontop of a volcano. Destroy that noob hard, females around dropping their panties. I finish my nesquick and head home.
>mfw

>> No.6854541
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6854541

>>6854406

U NOE ALL U CHAVS R NOTHIN BUT TALK, U R ALL TALK. U M8 R GONNA CLOBBA A GOBBA RITE IN THE KISSA!

*he slaps my ass*

S-sorry... H-how are y-y-y-you.

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6854561

>>6854529

>> No.6854562
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6854562

Suck his cock.

>> No.6854618
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6854618

>>6854406
>graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals.
>He also is a master at Karate, Aikido, Shorin Ryu, Kickboxing, Hapkido, Escrima, Krav Maga, Jiu-jitsu, Sumo, Jeet Kun Do, Shotokan, Shinkendo, S.C.A.R.S., Judo, Ninjustu, Silat, Muay Thai, Chun Kuk Do, Wing Chun, and Tai Chi.
>He also has a degree in physics, computer science, English, mathematics, toxicology, business, economics, psychology, political science, biology, archaeology, history, information technology, law, geology, and medicine.
...a nig nog OP? please make it more believable next time. i'd dump my girlfriend on the spot for being contaminated by that beast, then i'd go Gaston on his ass and slay him (didn't happen in the movie, but Walt Disney was a bitch).

>> No.6854622

suck his nipples

>> No.6854624

>>6854618
LOOL XD NIGGERS LOLOLOL XDDDDDDDD THERE LIKE MONKEYS LMFAO

>> No.6854649

>implying i would ever be caught dead in a gamestop

>> No.6854653

>>6854624
isn't summer skewl over? go back to /b/

>> No.6854650

>>6854406
Easy: shoot him, he is black I'm not, call it self defence.
go free
???
profit

>> No.6854658
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6854658

open photoshop and spread silly pictures of him.

>> No.6854664

>>6854618
>>>/v/
racism isnt edgy anymore you autist

>> No.6854699

This is why /fa has gotten so shit.

We had random shit like this floating around.

>> No.6854704

do you thing the guy in the pic ever found out about this?

>> No.6854720

>6'4 240lbs
hahaha no

>> No.6854738

ask for his autograph. he was an awesome actor in planet of the apes

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6854752

>>6854738

xD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD HAHA BAZINGO!!!! Zimbabwe randommmmmyum. heheheh xD ha #rekted ha can I use this on /fa call of the year photo ?!? xD

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6854770

>>6854738

>> No.6854786

>>6854752
Shut up.

>> No.6854797

>>6854786
Autism.

>> No.6855097

>>6854653
sez the somefog who calls anyone a "nig nog" B^)

>> No.6855123

>>6854618

autistic 14 year old american teenager

>> No.6855186

>>6854439

Dude look at his qualifications. If your GF runs off with him then she's practical.

>> No.6855219

I'd piss in his ass

>> No.6855231

>>6855186
he only has 1 degree though

>> No.6855257

>>6854406
It's simple, stick your firearm in his face. If you don't own one, you're probably not /fa/.

>> No.6855272

Security, personal information, in store video footage, witnesses, cops, lawyer, claim sexual harassment & mental anguish, lawsuit, $$$, rick owens

>> No.6855283

>>6855257
>if you don't own one, you're probably not /fa/.
this is what /k/ andor /mfa/ actually believe
all the /fa/ icons have guns r-rite?
lool

>> No.6855317

>>6855283
The ideal /fa/g is skinny as fuck, unless you know tai chai or muay thai, your going to get your ass #rekt confronting some ripped nig-nog like that, the only way to come off on top is to show'em your the wrong "cracka" to fuck with.

>> No.6855345

>>6854406
point out how ugly and plebeian he dresses
call him a fag

>> No.6855416

>>6854406
>6'4''

kill yourself manlet

>> No.6855430

>>6855416
So immature

>> No.6855450

>>6855430
>calling someone immature on 4chan

and OP i'd probably say 'dude what is your problem' and then maybe it'd get dicey in the store but he'd probably get kicked out

(but if we were both escorted off the property and he attacks i have a concealed carry so gl fatty)

>> No.6855454

sage this thread
and advise you to stay in /v/
we don't buy our clothes at gamestop or target.