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>tfw giving ugly psychotic girl i work with a ride home OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART
>"is this binaural beats beats? those are those dangerous to listen to driving"
>tfw it's Lil Ugly Mane
>mfw
>tfw she doesn't shut up about every problem in the world
>tfw she doesn't know how to get to her house
>tfw while lost i get pulled over and receive a ticket
>tfw she tells me i should be a better driver
>mfw

ITT: Unfashionable situations for otherwise fashionable people

>> No.6848501

i dont ride with no suckas
i dont ride with no bustas
all u see when i smile is da diamonds in a clusta

>> No.6848506
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6848506

Sleep until it hurts you.

>> No.6848507

>>6848501
that is exactly what i thought of when i dropped her off.

>tfw no diamond grill

>> No.6848525
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6848525

>Be me
>be better dressed than most of my friends
>smoke a few blunts and decide to go walk around mall
>friends are staring at woman walking by
>tell them to not be so rapey
>friend says at the top of his lung "look at these stuck up bitches man" as he motions to a group of woman.
>they start yelling at us, I decide to get up and apologies to them
> get fucking slapped

I hate my friends.

>> No.6848527

>>6848525
haha you should have had your friends back and confronted them after the fact.

bros before hos etc.

but that sucks still.

>> No.6848531

>>6848525
You are the company you keep

>> No.6848529
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>>6848525
You deserved it!

>> No.6848540

>>6848495
get high smoke blunts

>> No.6848544

>>6848531
thats also what i was thinking as i was driving this unfuckable bitch home.

"how the fuck did i end up here"
etc.

>> No.6848551

>>6848531

I forgot how to make friends after highschool so I'm stuck with them.

>> No.6848558
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6848558

>>6848551
Its just as easy but I noticed the friends you pick up after highschool are usually clingy as fuck.
#notwavey
#deffnotrad

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>>6848551
just walk around the mall by yourself.
that's what i do.

>mfw

>> No.6848559

>>6848495
>associating with plebs
>listening to lil wayne

Never mind.

>> No.6848569

Starfucks can we hang out ;_;

>> No.6848573

>>6848569
the whole point of this thread is to prove why associating with plebs is a bad idea.

>> No.6848580

>>6848573
Don't be a fag, Rick Owens usually what I'm dressed in.

>> No.6848600

>>6848580
post pic of face.

>> No.6848597

if i went to court and the officer showed up, could i say the passenger was special needs and cut me a break?

>> No.6848601
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6848601

>get too thirsty and text a grill
>she seems busy and isn't replying
>send a somewhat boring text, nothing too bad
>4 hours with no reply
>she's online
>spend hours thinking about how it was a bad decision and think about how stupid it was

At least I'll always have Rick.

>> No.6848609

>>6848601
>texting wymons
>not paying luxe escorts when u want a quick fuck

What?
Gtfo

>> No.6848616

should make her pay the ticket

>> No.6848633

>>6848616
i already got some money out of her and i'll work on other ways to make sure she pays in some form.

in the end i'll be the one doing community service but still.

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6848646

>>6848600

>> No.6848661

>>6848646
interesting handwritting.

dog seems vicious.

>> No.6848664

>>6848646
dick riding geodog
>ishygddt

>> No.6848667
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>>6848525
I got another one

>2 of my friends are techbeards
>decide to go to microcenter
>wearing basic #menswear button down, chinos, and iron rangers
>qt Asian girl helping friend pickout parts for a build.
>total is 390-400ish
>looks at me and says something like "money well spent"
>respond something "sure if youre into this kinda stuff"
>friend gets his panties in a bunch in front of qt and rants about how I'm a dumbass for spending 300 on boots instead of something useful.
>qts doesn't know what to do so she says they look nice.
> I stand there embarrassed and tell him to relax
>tells me get a real hobby or something
>tell him to shut up and ill spend my money how I want to.
>as we walk out, look back qt is telling her co workers.

At least he apologized in the car

>> No.6848679

>>6848633
Community service? You can't honestly blame someone else for a ticket that has a real sentence attached.

>> No.6848682

>>6848661
So are we going to kick it and go tag some trains? (Why my handwriting is dif)

>> No.6848685

>>6848495

>tfw got sum brand new nice guidi boots
>friends tell me lol old shoes and that I should have spent more and get something nicer and new, like dr marteens.
>tfw they'll never know how much they were and I'm ok with that.
fuccbois

>> No.6848686

>>6848667
your friends sound like passive aggressive nerds

>> No.6848690

>>6848686
They are.

I was.

>> No.6848691
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6848691

>>6848667
>not slowly turning all your friends into /fa/ggots

>> No.6848699

>>6848679
community service is always an option.

the fine will probably be like $600 and i'll probably just pay it since that's like 50 hours or something.

realistically i don't blame her. i can only blame myself for giving her a ride in the first place.

>> No.6848701

>>6848682
ha probably not even though im down to tag shit.

>> No.6848704

>>6848701
You ever hit any trains? I'm in 916 and there are a few yards that are p good.

>> No.6848709

>>6848691

I'm working on it. I made one of them start wearing polos nd chinos to his IT job instead of ripped sweats and a faded slayer shirt

>> No.6848711

>be me
>meeting with fashion designer for his upcoming lookbook
>I'm the only guy at there, designer is the only guy there
>he likes my look, but the jackets are a little too short for my arms
>think I might not get this booking and I really need this booking
>invite him to go drinking since the work day is almost over
>he agrees, we cop some beers and drink
>have long conversation about fashion, modeling, and the haphazard state of humanity
>He has a meeting at the fabric lab at 8 offers me a ride home
>I accept, ask him to hit the club with me later cause my friend is headlining and we have bottle service
>he agrees, calls me so I have his number
>tell him to text me when he's done at the lab
>he doesn't text me back
>realize I won't get the job and wasted my time and money

;_;

>> No.6848715

>>6848711
damn sounded like it was going well too. sorry mate.

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>>6848711
lifes a bitch and then you die.

>> No.6848749

>>6848601
>this fucking feel

Told a bitch to fuck off after she ignored me for the 3rd time. She called me a stuck up bitch

>decide to go to /fit/
>fast forward 6 months later
>be decent ottermode

Now she is acting like none of that happened and trying to get involved with me. Fuck bitches man. That is the one thing I hate. Being ignored. If someone tries to hit me up and I can't unfortunately answer, I will always try my best to get back at them. I understand people have better things to do but fuck man at least say something the next time you do end up talking to them.

>inb4 beta
Why do you think I'm here?

>> No.6848761
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6848761

>live in texas
>100F every fucking day
>on campus trying to find building i've never been in
>sweating like fuck
>find building right before class starts
>come into class sweating
>qt was sitting next to me offered me water
>literally mfw

fuck you texas
also do you sweat more if you haven't eaten? that day I had a ton of water, but didn't get a chance to get some food before i left. felt like i sweat more

>> No.6848762

>>6848749
girls are for the most part incapable of denying guys.
they'll criticize, or make up excuses but it's rare for them to straight up say "im not interested"

that's why you have to learn how to read them.
if she isn't texting you back in a reasonable amount of time, that says all you need to know.

girls sleep with their phone.

also it's like Mike Jones said
"back then hos didn't want me, now im hot hos all on me"

in my opinion i would have fun with her.
lead her on, get in her head and fuck her over.

she won't learn shit but you'll at least get some satisfaction.

>> No.6848770

>>6848704
>916

Sac-town?

>> No.6848772

>>6848761
it seems overly simple but if you have had nothing to eat but lots to drink you sweat more
>something something something about salt and homeostasis

>> No.6848799
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>>6848772
what if you eat salt

what then

>> No.6848804

>>6848761
lmao this was too funny

>> No.6848809

>>6848749
This one girl started ignoring me. I didn't even wait to return the favor.
Her last text
>I'm mad at you but I still care about your well being so how are you?

NOPE.jpg
She probably would have stopped "ignoring" me if I replied but she's not worth my time. I would literally rather laugh and argue with spergs on /fa/ than spend time deciphering her bullshit.
Plenty of prettier fish.

>> No.6848812

>>6848799
>salt
>not something

>> No.6848814

>>6848809
exactly.

girls are in tune with that way more than most guys.

but if you reverse it on them it has really positive effects.
next time YOU be the person who ignores, and watch her go crazy for you.

it may feel wrong, but you'll see that it works.

>> No.6848816

>>6848749
dude if some fat chick kept bugging u u wouldnt try and rail that after she loses 50lb? take it as a compliment u whiny bitch

>> No.6848822

>>6848809

I use to be a pudgy kid in highschool and asked a chick out that I was vibin for a bit. She ignored me the rest of the year.

Lost a ton of weight and looked alot better the next year and she came up to me saying how she had missed me and how we should hang out.

Told her no thanks I'm pretty busy. Fuck that hoe. Wasn't even that fine. She was a weebo who only listened to kpop.

Can't believe I had the hots for her.

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6848825

>>6848816
RT This

>> No.6848838
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>>6848709
>implying ripped sweats and a faded slayer shirt isn't infinitely better than #menswear

>> No.6848845

>>6848822
It can feel nice to reciprocate denial but you can't really fault someone for not being attracted to you.

>> No.6848849

>>6848838
to a job though? Nah. Polo and chinos might look corny/dorky but it's considered looking professional in America and it can't hurt.

>> No.6848850

>>6848822
usually the shittier u look the lower ur standards are

>> No.6848876

>>6848850
yea i can kind of agree with this.

>> No.6849011

>>6848762
Coming from a grill - this is painfully true.

However when I do let a guy know I'm interested it usually scares them off.

>> No.6849049

>>6849011
>However when I do let a guy know I'm interested it usually scares them off.

i guess that depends on how you tell him.
it's weird bringing it up.

>> No.6849060

>>6849049
as annoying as it is to wonder how dedicated a girl is to me, it's also kind of fun to figure it out.

when a girl gets all "are you my boyfriend" it kind of kills something.

that stuff comes from insecurity and sometimes even jealously.

it's best to just let things happen naturally.

>> No.6849070

>>6848711
Probably as you came across as so needy

>> No.6849079
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6849079

>>6848691
>All my friends are poor uni students
>tfw only one with well paying job to be /fa/

>> No.6849087

>>6849049
I don't really say it out loud. I can be really friendly, catching his eye, smiling a lot - things that come naturally to me.
Of course, also does not work if the person is too autistic or insecure to get it.

But then again I like to keep everything very simple - I like to be firends, have great sex and hang out.

Have noticed that younger kids now like mind games and this weird mixed signals thing... I don't really get it.

>> No.6849292

>>6849087
>that too autistic and insecure guy
>more like "I better not" and walk away

>> No.6849298

>>6849292
Matako wewe! Juwezi hata kupata msichana ambaye unaweza kumtomba

#rekt

>> No.6849324

>>6849292
and someone uglier and dressed worse than you thought "i may as well" and ended up getting laid that night.

>> No.6849330

>>6849011
>However when I do let a guy know I'm interested it usually scares them off.
Gonna go out on a limb and say you don't usually need to be so obvious because you're attractive enough to pull guys without honesty. The guys you're so attracted to that you feel you need to tell you're into them are so attractive to you because they're actually out of your league. These guys probably get advances from plenty of other girls as attractive as you or more so.

To you, it looks like you're scaring them off, but you never had them. You don't make it easy for guys that definitely do want to fuck you because you're confident enough you know you don't need to make it easy for them. And to you, it looks like being hard to get is what gets guys when in reality you only play hard to get with the guys who you could get easily, the ones in your league.

>> No.6849333

>>6849324
Huyo fuccboi hawezi kupata msichana hata kama angekuwa mwanamume wa mwisho duniani

>> No.6849337

>>6849298
I've been thinking about your posts, and i realized something.

Posting with a name makes it very easy for people to filter you. You would actually be a much better shitposter if you posted as anonymous since people couldn't block you.

They could only block all posts with the word #rekt, which is about 68% of all 4chan content.

>> No.6849344

>>6848667
Your friend sounds like a person who has little impulse control.

>Do something
>Immediately regret it.

>> No.6849456

>>6848558
I do architecture and because of all the all nighters everyone pulls at uni, all 50 or so of us in my year have been forced to become good friends.

I'm always torn between hanging out with uni friends and highschool friends that haven't found new groups.

>> No.6849609

>>6849337
#wekt

>> No.6849679

>>6849324
right in the feels

>> No.6849683

>>6848495
why did you get a ticket?

>> No.6849717

>>6849330
#truthrekt

"i'm scaring them off"
or they were never interested in a 5/10 sorry grl

>> No.6849741

>>6848525
you are so beta im glad you got slapped

you said the word rapey are you fucking kidding me

>> No.6849774

>Girl is obviously interested in me
>She shy
>Does not even answer the sms I sent this summer to know how she doin
>Yet talked normally to me before the summer

Like, what the fuck.

>> No.6849835

>>6849087
>I don't really say it out loud.

This means you aren't direct.

>> No.6849833

>>6849049

>it's weird bringing it up.

What? How about... I am interested in you?

>> No.6849839

>>6849774

#womyn

>> No.6849843

>>6849839
>>6849839
>Same girl
>>Tried to invite her to the cinema
>Finally learn she has a bf
>She more or less led me on for two weeks
>"Well whatev, she does not want to go on a date, no big deal"
>Talks to me normally when she sees me, I do likewise
>Does not answer a fkin sms asking her how she doin and how she did at her exams

#Womyns

>> No.6849883

Just learn to care less. Not only does it make you more attractive (less desperate = more desirable) but you also care less so it doesn't matter.
Show them how not-desperate you are but not giving a fuck when they ignore you.

>> No.6849892

>>6849843
>Finally learn she has a bf
but you still let her lead you on.
lel
how have you not figured out girls with boyfriends text you for attention when they aren't getting any from their boyfriend usually when they're pissed off at them.

>> No.6849899

>>6849892
Wut? No, I didn't.

>> No.6849904

>qt 3.14 hot grill
>sippin mixed drinks and smoking weed at my house
>she completely fails to tell me that she's already quite drunk
>never shows when she's drunk because she's too proud or w/e
>suddenly vomit
>grab trashcan in amazing time
>she finishes vomiting and says she's okay, goes to bathroom to clean up, etc
>no more alcohol, make sure she has a glass of water, etc
>insists she's done but throws up in my garbage can 3 more times
>every time after she's puking she insists she's done so i clean the garbage can
>end up cleaning it all 4 times
>make sure she's still alive and get her to bed
it's okay redemption came the next morning
>i'm so sorry blah blah blah
>tell her just to tell me next time she's that drunk/sick because it's ok
>she goes to the bathroom, i smell mouthwash
>redemption blowjob and ejaculation on her face and breasts
>breakfast at mcdonalds
>dropped her off and now i'm on /fa/
betterthanexpected.jpeg

OP what fucking ticket did you get

>> No.6849916

>>6849899
>She more or less led me on for two weeks
>"Well whatev, she does not want to go on a date, no big deal"
>Talks to me normally when she sees me, I do likewise
>Does not answer a fkin sms asking her how she doin and how she did at her exams
>Does not answer a fkin sms asking her
>Does not answer a fkin sms
>Does not answer
Why even talk to her after that

>> No.6849927

>>6849835
I do feel that telling or stating my interest in someone is a bit blunt. I guess my approach is not direct but it still is quite obvious.

>> No.6849933

>>6849916
Because I'm not an immature kid? It's not like I'm trying to date her. Just staying friendly with the people I encounter in my daily life. Plus I did not let her led me on. I had no idea she had a bf.

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>>6849933
I bet if you actually looked into it you'll see that she only replies/texts you when shes pissed at her boyfriend or hes out with his friends not giving her the attention she craves.
Your just someone who fills the role emotionally until her boyfriend comes home and fucks her brains out.

>> No.6849940

>>6848525
You need new friends that aren't 14.

>> No.6849948

>>6849939
Top kek!

>> No.6849942

>>6849330
I guess I do go for people who are out of my league still... all ranking is subjective. I never know if I'm a 6 or a 8 to a person before I try my luck.

And yes, I am aware that not everyone is into me just the same as I'm not attracted to every single person on the globe.

>> No.6849943

>>6849939
Oh, sorry to have misled you. You seem to be under the impression I constantly text her. I do not. Nor do I seek her when out in town/university.

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>>6849904
>redemption blowjob and ejaculation on her face and breasts

>> No.6849949

>>6849946
>shit that never happens.

>> No.6849951

>>6848699
how the hell were you driving to get a $600 ticket?

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>>6849939

>> No.6849958

>>6849943
>>6849933
I'm with other anon, anon
you haven't played this correctly
whether you're interested in dating her or not, this sort of treatment by the opposite sex is not tolerable, and regardless of your intentions, allowing it makes you look weak. That and it's just bad practice.
now lets say you were interested in dating her, which of course you absolutely weren't even though you asked her out, if you had met her with some sort of anger or disdain when you found out she had a boyfriend, you may have piqued her sexual interest, maybe just briefly, for a split second, by being mad at her for doing something that isn't very justifiable; lying and leading you on.

instead, you're that guy who still talks to her while recognizing you don't have a chance dating her, you've been stepped on.

>> No.6849964

you aint from my hood you aint you aint from my hood where you from huh where you from huh

>> No.6849966

>me and ex gf get in some big fight
>two weeks later she texts me out of the blue
>"Hey! Hope you enjoyed school :)"
>reply, don't act too interested
>mfw when she then expects me to lead the conversation
>mfw when she tries to show me how much fun she's having

It's not much but I wanted to contribute lel

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>tfw taking 6/10 home
>tfw horny teenager
>tfw end up screwing around with her because I'm weak
>tfw it turns into the most psychotic situation ever and affects me until I graduate
>tfw shame and could probably do way better anyways
What the fuck was I doing /fa/?

>> No.6849970

>>6849968
>more information needed
>for all we know you killed her and tehn had guilt for awhile
>you could have found a better victim
jesus anon

>> No.6849976

>tfw fat thighs

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>>6849970
Ok I'll elaborate.
>Tfw after some school related after party I took her home because I felt bad and didn't want her to go home with my friend who was a fedora banging a 6/10 freshmen which was just wrong in every sense.
>tfw she starts flirting and I was horny as shit so I pull off the road and i finger her and she gives me head
>didn't end up cumming because no girl seems to be able to do that
>take her home (the last time we made out she got all depressed and stuff and was a massive cunt as well) but everyone seems cool
>oh my god the shame I don't even do this shit anyways
>drive home , do my math homework and go to sleep
>next day tries flirting with me over text
>I keep my distance and try slowly ignoring more and more of her texts which works pretty well
>until I made a sexist comment about some girl
>leaves room
>comes back
>smashes soda can on head
>get everyone kicked out of room and fault is placed on both of us
>bros can no longer hang out in class room
>continues giving me shit and anytime I make a comment has to add a snide remark to it
>Always trying to get this dick
>still a virgin realize I ain't missing anything
>Still flirt with her regardless
>realize she has a "boyfriend" (or whatever) feel like shit but keep going
>still causes drama
>graduate, say goodbye, never return her texts
>tfw I was able to at least get out somehow or another
Shit was bananas though.

>> No.6849985

>>6849976
u a grill?

>> No.6849993

>>6849985
nah u thirsty nikka

>> No.6849999

>>6849993
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPrGfRH1EDY

>> No.6850005

>>6849990
take a writing class nigger

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>>6849990
that was v confusing

>> No.6850009

>>6850002
>>6850005
I am extremely hung over

>> No.6850024

>>6850002
Are bracers coming back (from the dark ages)?

I've always wondered why they didn't continue as an accessory.

>> No.6850117

>>6849958
Ur under the impression I text her a lot when I tested her once since then to know about her exams. Nor do I talk to her constantly, only when I saw her which was not very often, maybe four times. Why should I try to get her by being angry about something childish she did. No, nothing about what I did is the kind of thing the beta who got friendzoned by still hope to fuck would do. Granted, I could have played it better when I learnt she was leading me on but it was not worth the effort. Even then, I only tested her three or four times about it. And only when she tested me back.

>> No.6850136

>>6850117
texted*

>> No.6850149

tfw sipping on lean and dropping benzos
#thug

>> No.6850152

>>6848525
>walk around mall
how old are you?

>> No.6850158

>>6848749
cuckold her