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>my grandpa has of cancer or some shit
>parents don't want me to go to paris see the effay places and cop some Ricky Rick in case he dies while I'm away
>old fuck dies a few days later after I've already cancelled my plane tickets
>have to go to the fucking funeral as well
>put on my geos, drop crotch sweats and tie a scarf round my head
>mom tells me to dress appropriately
>it was all black so I don't know what the dumb bitch's problem was
>spend the next half hour mirin my fit in the mirror
>dad bursts in and says we're leaving in 2min and I need to sort myself out
>I'm like wtf man gramps should be happy I'm dressing like this for his birthday
>looks defeated and tells me just to get in the car, I sure told him
>funeral's boring as shit
>everyone in really dull fits
>one qt wearing a veil which was p ok but I noticed she had a thigh gap of less then 4cm so wnb, I think she was my cousin anyway
>open casket so we all have to line up and talk to the dead dude for some reason
>my turn to look at my dead uncle or whoever it was
>dressed in some basic black suit and shoes look like they're only $100
>priest leans over (only interesting fit there) and asks if I want to say a few words
>mutter "fuccboi" to the body and walk off but in like a respectful way

why are my family such plebs?

>> No.6804253

>>6804226
Le edgy angsty tween spotted
>i'm unique guise i hav big problems too

Go back to /b/ to post gore, ylyl, and trap niggers

Guise im le funnyes i'll cover my douchiness with my 9fag meme ways

>> No.6804269

>priest leans over (only interesting fit there)

muh sides

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6804282

>>6804253
in the snafu

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>>6804226
10/10

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>>6804253

>> No.6804295

>mutter "fuccboi" to the body and walk off but in like a respectful way
bretty good

>> No.6804312

8/10 bretti gud :DDD

>> No.6804399

>>6804226
8/10 chuckled

>> No.6804423
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6804423

best thing ive read in a long time

>> No.6804486

>I'm like wtf man gramps should be happy I'm dressing like this for his birthday
lel

>> No.6804501

>>6804226
haven't laughed this hard in a long time. 10/10

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6804508

>>6804226
lol

>> No.6804519

>>6804226
2/10 Not even amusing.

>> No.6804542

solid 5/10 thats really the highest mark i can award you for that

>> No.6804567

I'm thinking a light to decent 8. I really liked this greentext.
did you agree? disagree? tell me in the comments

/fa/
rick owens
*forever*

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>>6804226
>it was all black so I don't know what the dumb bitch's problem was
my sides are destroyed

do you think rick wears black all the time so he can show up like that to any occasion and fit in (weddings, funerals, etc.)

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>>6804567

>> No.6805057

LOL so funnay XD