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/fa/ - Fashion

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6770059 No.6770059 [Reply] [Original]

OK, /fa/, I have a challenge for you. Here's the scenario:

> you wake up tomorrow morning
> everything seems a little different
> look in the bathroom mirror: you can only see the top of your head, gleaming brightly and hairlessly
> wtf why are you so short
> get a step-stool and look in the mirror again
> holy shit you're Jason Alexander (i.e. George Costanza from Seinfeld)
> tfw 5'4.5", 165lb, totally bald

Challenge is: what do you do to make yourself /fa/ and not a massive loser

>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 Jason Alexander is rich so who gives a shit

>> No.6770086

Bump. Come on /fa/, convince me you're not just a bunch of skinny losers with too much of daddy's money and a false sense of aesthetics

>> No.6770090

shiggy

>> No.6770133

>OP feels the need to point out who Jason Alexander is
>also, Jason Alexander is rich, who gives a shit.

>> No.6770140

>>6770133

Just making sure people would know who I was talking about. Way to avoid the challenge.

>> No.6770733
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6770733

With 5'4" you're never gonna be a model that people take serious, but that goes for 95% of /fa/ anyway, being tall and skinny isn't everything.
Not even if you are beautiful, because (good, successful) models always have unique features about them (a lot of things are fair game as long as your face is symmetric).

You make yourself /fa/ by being secure about what you think looks good.
You project your inner self with clothing and how you take care of yourself, works best if you do it subconciously and subtle.
That's why people think obnoxious branding in fashion is unappealing, apart from streetwear, where it is expected and the culture of "representing" is very strong due to urban influences.

If you go bald, you either start using Rogaine/Regaine and see if it works or choose an apropriate haircut, please avoid ponytails if you go bald, it makes you look like a god-damn creep.

If you're short, play with it, some say you'll always look like a boy, so why not use this for your advantage?
Take care of your skin and stay fit and you will always look a bit younger than you are, as long as you behave mature women or men won't mind.

Picture kind of related.

Now go fuck yourself, OP.

>> No.6770888

>>6770059
Okay fuck you fatty OP I bet you're the same guy who made the fucking "you wake up as a fatty scenario" thread.

Being /fa also requires taking effort on your body, why can't you fat fucks understand it.