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6731114 No.6731114 [Reply] [Original]

Is it at all soul-rendering knowing the world's highest paid model looks equine? I haven't seen a horsier face.

>> No.6731122

neighhhh neighhhh

>> No.6731126

I don't see it

post ur face

>> No.6731129

>>6731114

>making fun of gisele

youre fucking dumb m8 ur ignorance aobut the industry and modeling is showing

>> No.6731150

>>6731114
she's getting old

>> No.6731158
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6731158

>>6731126
>>6731129
Her face is worth mocking
>>6731150
Not even hot when she was in her "prime:"
http://www.femininebeauty.info/victorias-secret-gisele-bundchen

>> No.6731159

>>6731114
>I haven't seen a horsier face.
lol
you definitely have

there are many people and even celebrities with legitimately large noses

gisele's nose is only large relative to other models

>> No.6731162

>dose nohips

>> No.6731167

>>6731159
It isn't just the nose. It's the jutting cheekbones, beady eyes, burnt weenie complexion, blunt chin, misshapen lips and long face.

>> No.6731178

>>6731114
Damn, she has no feminine features on her body except for boobs.
And yeah, she is almost worse than Sarah Jessica Parker.

>> No.6731183

>>6731178
Imagine if she didn't have implants. I'd half expect a cock.

>> No.6731214

>>6731158
Goddamn, she's ugly.

>> No.6731224
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6731224

ann coulter looks like a horse.

not a model

but a nodle

>> No.6731235

>>6731224
>nodle
#shotsfired

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>>6731158
>http://www.femininebeauty.info/victorias-secret-gisele-bundchen
>linking femininebeauty.info
>linking femininebeauty.info on /fa/ of all places
is this guy serious?

too many of the "beautiful" examples on that website have blobby faces (as expected of men that idolize poorly defined jaws and cheeks)
they look like hams with faces drawn on them

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>>6731158
lel at the tiddie & coochie censoring

what a load of bollox

>> No.6731381

>>6731317
>>6731349
The cognitive dissonance begins.

>> No.6731501
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>>6731381
cognitive dissonance" is posting on /fa/ and subscribing to the ideas of femininebeauty.info at the same time

>> No.6731520
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6731520

>2014
>not being a model and a qt

>> No.6731562
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>>6731520
>defined cheeks
>wide shoulders
>long face
>square jaw
>angular chin
would not be praised on femininebeauty.info/10

>> No.6731638

On a serious note, how do I into modeling?

I Have the physique and face to do it but I don't really know how to get started.

My cousin is a fairly successful model so I might ask her for some connections.

Any advice?

>> No.6731719

Oh god, her face is nice but she has zero waist! D:

>> No.6731735
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>>6731638
get a book done with a photographer ( usually 300-500$ get the clothing stylist and hair, you can usually stay away from makeup if male) go to a casting call in your city or apply directly to the agency.

>> No.6731748

>>6731735
You don't need a book to go into modelling.

Also, you can get pictures done for free if you find a fotog in your area willing to work time for print.

>> No.6731749

>>6731735
and by casting call I mean scouting event x_x

>> No.6731758

>>6731748
this is definitely true.

>> No.6731778

>>6731114
> implying you wouldn't date her just to tell everyone that you're dating the highest paid model in the world

>> No.6732030

>>6731758
My best friend is a very talented photographer that has done some little shoots for me so I will ask him again.

Would I just put together a sik fitt and then do some headshots and stuff?

>> No.6732100

>>6732030
you'll want a headshot and a full body shot at the very least. you can go to a sales store that works commission and probably get them to help you with a fit. It's much easier for the agency to see your potential with a book though , Usually a book consists of 3 to 5 looks in the beginning and grows as your body of work does.

>> No.6732124

>>6732100
The book is important because at a glance the looks should reveal what areas of the industry you can specifically cater to well. You also need to take all your measurements and your height weight and topsize and send that to the agency

>> No.6732220

>>6732124
also if your height is at 3/4 of an inch its advisable that you round up depending on how tall you are ( if you're 6'3 don't round up)

>> No.6732518
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>>6731719
gisele never had a great torso, but to be fair, i'm pretty sure that show happened after she had a kid, and pregnancy will fuck up your waist to hip ratio if you stay really lean like she does

>> No.6732975

>>6731114
soul-rending, fuccboi

>> No.6732983

>>6731114
She has an ugly nose like me, there's hope. :')

>> No.6733517

>>6731114
yeah, that really renders my soul. utterly buffering.

>> No.6733523

>>6731735
clothing stylist
isnt that what we're here for, so we dont need those people?

>> No.6733561

>>6732983
Sleep with plenty powerful men and eat nothing but salads and you will be there.

>> No.6733581

>>6733523
No we are here for the hobby.

A stylist is a professional

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