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>tfw masturbating to self in mirror
has /fa/ gone too far

am i a narcissist

>> No.6594463

no you're not
i'm a narcissist and i wouldn't ask other people if i was one
i would be proud of it like right now. i'm admitting that i have a mental illness but fucking love it

>> No.6594465

I did that once, no shame

>> No.6594467

you probably don't even look that good to warrant the narcissism

>> No.6594477

>>6594463
yo NPD isn't even a mental illness anymore

>> No.6594487

>>6594477
>NPD
>PD
>Personality Disorder
still something most people would try to hide

>> No.6594520

>>6594465
narcissist detected

>> No.6594529

Eh i've done it before as well

>> No.6594558

>>6594457
>>6594465
>>6594529
what exactly where you guys looking at when you where masturbating to the reflection of yourself on the mirror. I presume your cock maybe?

>> No.6594562

has anybody read the NPD forums

i think they all have aspergers

>> No.6594572

>>6594558
The lips.

>> No.6594576

>>6594457

Fuck man, I actually thought of making this thread yesterday night while brushing my teeth

>> No.6594588

been there done that and i fucking hate myself so no, it doesnt make you a narcissist

>> No.6594609

>>6594588
but hating yourself is a symptom of narcissism

>> No.6594615

>>6594558
I was looking at my hairy arse and balls and i occasionally took a few glimpse at my cock as it bounced up and down, that specifically made me rock hard, then as i was about to cum i garbed my hair brush and shoved it up my arse and rode it, that made me cum twice as hard! I mean, my balls shrived up to the point were they felt like rubber tires

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6594660

>6 am, wake up after 3 hours
>set alarm for 8 am, sleep for ~20 minutes then just wait out the clock
>put on sweatpants eat food
>9 am, work out
>11 am, fire up emacs to do some work
>stare at it for ~20 minutes
>reboot into windows, play dark souls for ~10 minutes
>shut down
>12 pm, lie in bed drinking
>12:25 pm, /fa/
this is now a general feel thread.

>> No.6594668

>>6594660
go back to >>>/fit/

>> No.6594673

>>6594668
i've never posted on /fit/

i just work out as self-punishment for being an ugly disgusting loser.

>> No.6594686

>>6594673
you should go there then

you'd /fit/ right in!

>> No.6594693

>>6594558
at my face or cock.
I often try to make a sexy face which ends in me laughing about myself. this reminds me of my special relationship I have to myself which makes me horny as fuck.
I usually cum some seconds after laughing

>> No.6594697

>Not recording yourself masturbating and masturbating to it.

Step up senpai.

>> No.6594699

>>6594609
hahah.

>> No.6594710

>>6594558

i done it after i came back from the gym

i positioned the mirror from below diagonally and fapped to my reflection

i am my own sexual fantasy

>> No.6594712

>>6594609

i dont know if youre trolling, i mean im legit wondering because i dont know much about narcissism, i thought it was all about loathing and loving yourself

>> No.6594728

>>6594697
this
I can now fap anywhere without the need of a mirror

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6594732

>>6594572
>>6594615
>>6594693
>>6594710
that's 1,2,3,4

4 closeted homosexuals

>> No.6594739

Posting in gay thread

>> No.6594826

>>6594739
>>6594732
>implying being a homo is bad
they don't have to deal with the bullshit of a woman

if anything, they're lucky

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6595729

>>6594660
>emacs
>not vim

>> No.6595767

I often have fantasies about me being the female equivalent (in terms of attractiveness) to myself and having hot sex and being in a relationship with my male self.

>> No.6595765

>>6594826
You know, I've wished eternal faggotry on myself so many times for this reason. If I just never had to put up with female bullshit ever again, if I could just have a rational, simple, honest partner who never speaks in codes and doesn't play games?
Oh, the dicks I would suck.

>> No.6595788

>>6594826
>>6595765

Try it. You might like it.

>> No.6595795

>>6595788
I did, it didn't take.
I was pretty bummed, actually.

>> No.6595807

>>6595795

Everybody likes getting their cock sucked.

>> No.6595810

Just far enough

>> No.6595814

>>6595807
Yeah, but that doesn't make for a relationship. Then there's the whole getting shot in front of Gray's Papaya thing

>> No.6595817

>>6595807
>tfw never gotten a satisfying blowjob

Too toothy errytime

>> No.6595830

But you're only a 6/10

>> No.6595845

I once inserted a fleshlight in another man's rectum. Then, I proceeded to fuck the fleshlight while it was in the man's rectum. It was a powerful moment of camaraderie and eroticism, but it wasn't homosexual in nature. The other man did not get an erection, and our balls did not come into contact either. It was a full heterosexual moment. This rectum-to-fleshlight-to-penis connection is what I call "The Telescope", because of the segmentation of the man-to-man contact.

This moment was made even more extreme, because I placed a large mirror in front of us. As I was pounding the fleshlight, I was making sexy faces, snarls, and flexing my muscles. I saw the beads of sweat dripping off my pectorals, and this made the resolve of my penis even harder.

If you want a truly powerful experience, try The Telescope in front of a mirror. For maximum effect, try flexing your muscles or pumping some iron. I am still trying to perfect The Telescope, but every time it is performed it blows my mind. It takes me to dreamy meadows of sweat, muscle, and me.

>> No.6595848

>>6594826
this
i wish i was gay and all i need to do is look good
no alpha/beta or who has more money bullshit
fags can just enter a gay bar and get their dick sucked
i started to only fap to traps so maybe i will become gay some day or at least develop a fetish for guys or some shit

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6595855

>>6595807
>you will never get your dick sucked by /fa/scist while he critiques the drape and silhouette of your fit inbetween moans and cum gurgling sounds then quietly cuddles you to sleep in his manskirt

>> No.6595866

>>6594457
lel I do this a lot. Is there something wrong with it?

>> No.6595871

>>6595817

What sort of fags are you guys meeting? Also, if a fag gets tooth on your dick, you smack him with it until he gets it right.

>>6595845

Golf claps go here.

>> No.6595867

>>6595848
>maybe I will become gay some day
>implying being gay is a choice

>> No.6595868

>>6595855
i know that feel

>> No.6595873

I did that once just to see what it would feel like lolol

>> No.6595874

>>6595845
can i telescope with you? You can be Galileo, I can be the moon, if you know what I mean.

>> No.6595878

>>6595867
>implying it isn't

>> No.6595884

>>6595848
fuck i want this too!!

>> No.6595910

>>6595817
BItches never mange to make me cum by Blowjobs. They all think I have amazing endurance, when actually they just suck at BJ's.
Pun not intended

>> No.6595919

>>6595874
I might be convinced to set something up, but you must be very /fit/, very muscular. The Telescope demands a lot of muscle. You must be able to perform a full body workout beforehand, and you must complete at least 100 push ups afterwards.

You should also train your rectal muscles to hold in the fleshlight. Normal muscles would just push the item out, but trained muscles can vice-clamp the fleshlight in.

I would consider the Telescope to be a martial art for the bedroom.

>> No.6595969

>walk by mirror
>compulsed to stare at myself and preen
>every time

does anybody else do this

>> No.6596020

>>6595969
everyone

>> No.6596028

I used to video tape myself masturbating and then masturbate to those videos.

>> No.6596050

>>6596028
fapception xDDDDDDD