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>out for delivery on tracking website
>number of vans and big vehicles driving up my street increases tenfold

Surely I'm not the only one...

>> No.6545402

>delivery by the end of the day
>leave the house for 5 minutes
>i somehow missed the UPS truck

this has happened 3 times in a row now.

>> No.6545399

why did you have to make a thread about this?

>> No.6545414

>>6545402
>leaving the house
there is your problem

>> No.6545455

>delivery always in the middle of the day when everyone is at work

why
I swear I'm gonna start a delivery company that only delivers stuff in the afternoon/at night. That'd probs make hella cash.

>> No.6545471

>come home
>"Sorry, we missed you" card on the door

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>> No.6545481

>live in apt
>everyone sees me coming down to get packages everyday

>> No.6545483

>tfw they can't find your package at the post office when you go to pick it up

>> No.6545487

>package to be delivered
>at work
>call people at home
>yo pick up my stuff for me
>okay
>check tracking later
>delivery attempt failed

Fuck me

>> No.6545531
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6545531

>just placed an order with 48 hour shipping
>have next two working days off
>get 'order shipped' email early on first day
>everything is going as planned
>first day draws to an end
>oh well, guess it's coming tomorrow for sure. didn't expect it to be today anyway, really
>second day comes and goes, no delivery
Why? can't something just go right?

>> No.6545541

>you were home all day why didnt you answer the door for my package?
>"it was really early and i was wearing my pyjamas"
>check tracking info: delivery failed at 11:45am

>> No.6545547

here is my feel u guys

>>6545522

>> No.6545561
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>>6545541
>wake up
>house is empty, it's 11:45 a.m.
>someone is banging on the door, it's my delivery
>greasy as fuck hair and face, hideous cumstained pyjamas
>dilemma
>delivery man starts to turn and walk back down the driveway
>run to door and throw it open
>w-wait..!
>he turns and looks at me, clearly horrified
>morning wood is tenting my pants slightly and my eyes are still crusted over
>walk up and take the rick owens off him, scribble on his piece of paper and run back inside with tears in my eyes

>> No.6545559

>tfw I have only 1 failed delivery attempt happen to me in 2 years
Feels good

>> No.6545560

>live in share house
after the 10th package housemates think i'm some dealer

>> No.6545564

>>6545541
except for the pyjama bit its reasonable someone might sleep through it

>> No.6545568

>get package
>tear open the box
>put it on
>pose in the mirror for 10 min
>take it off
>go on /fa/

rinse repeat

>> No.6545569

>>6545541
I don't get dressed for a long time when I'm just lazing around. Often I collect the deliveries with a dressing gown on. The other day they rang when I was getting dressed so I answered the door wearing only my dd long tee and some briefs.

>> No.6545574

>>6545569
>tfw placing orders and then answering the door in progressively sluttier clothing in an attempt to lose virginity

>> No.6545577
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6545577

>tfw im expecting an order of some Devoa pieces today
>tfw cant get comfy because delivery person could arrive at any time

>> No.6545582

>$10 shipping
>delivery from europe takes a week to come
>delivery from NJ takes a week and a half
why

>> No.6545587

>tfw the store sends you the wrong tracking information

>> No.6545588
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6545588

>>6545568

fuck i laughed too hard at this

>> No.6545590

>waiting for a delivery
>doorbell rings
>take package, sign for it
>look at it walking back upstairs
>other household members package

its an old feel but its a bad feel

>> No.6545592

>tfw it doesnt come on the day you expected it too
that sad, sad feel

>> No.6545595

>>6545568
this is me

>> No.6545599
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6545599

>>6545547
shut up wrong feel.

I'm waiting for two things right now, every fucking bus or truck that strolls by.. iktf

feel this.
>buy cps
>express shipping, fuck it
>first 24 hours of tracking..
>"undeliverable as addressed"
wuhuhwat

the track changed to 'departed from sort facility' on the same day after saying 'undeliverable'
what the fuck does that mean, they're still moving it? am I going to get my shit?
you don't know this feel.

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>>6545587
look at the confusing nonsense UPS loves to do
i just assumed it wasnt even coming today

>> No.6545598

>hop in shower for like 30 seconds
>delivery person teleports to door
every fucking time

>> No.6545600

>>6545592
>tfw it comes earlier than expected

>> No.6545603

>>6545599
god this happened to myself once
1.5 months of waiting

>> No.6545605

>>6545588
basedprophet said his fridge was out because they were throwing it away cuz it was so old but it has fking notes and magnets on it rofl #haha

>> No.6545609

>>6545390
>dont have money to buy anything ever

>> No.6545615

>>6545599
it means they are trying to fix it
your label might have got damaged or something

>> No.6545627

>spend thousands on clothes
>leave the house for something other than work maybe once a month
Its more like collecting at this point

>> No.6545633

>>6545605
they might have just left the notes and magnets sitting on it to be chucked out with it

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6545635

>doorbell rings
>open it
>sup fams heres ur karmaloop order fucclord
>i d-didnt order from there
>k
>takes a fat dump on my welcome mat

every time god i hate usps

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6545651

>24 years old
>live alone in my apartment
>lady delivers package with customs info on the front declaring that its clothes and value of 2 grand
>she says I have a delivery for your parents
>say "oh cool" and sign for it
my sides when I closed the door

>> No.6545659
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6545659

>spend all day waiting
>it doesnt come
god damnit

>> No.6545678

>>6545651
why do delivery people guess who the person is in the family?
i go by two names on mail and the delivery guy got used to one name then when some mail came for me under the other name he goes "i've got a delivery for your brother"

>> No.6545688

>>6545651
Is it me, or is that pic extremely sexy.

>> No.6545690

>>6545688
no it is, thats why I saved it

>> No.6545713
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6545713

>get my package
>there is a fault
>too lazy to return it
>decide that I can't live with that fault
>procrastinated so long that the return period ended

>> No.6545719

>>6545713
I do this too, still have some 900 dollar pants with the tags on ive never worn

>> No.6545732

>>6545635
living in Canada, they deliver it to our post office that delivers it to us. we don't have to come in contact with your kind this way.
>>6545627
how about
the only time I leave my house is to wear clothes I bought online.
I'm going through a wardrobe purge and selling three quarters of my pants. I own a lot of pants for some reason.

>> No.6545739

>>6545719
are they leather or moto pants?
that is a lot if its not one of those from Balmain or rick Owens or Bellstaff.

>> No.6545749

>>6545739
>buying balmain or rick owens
they are ma+

>> No.6545751

>>6545678
that sounds reasonable though
dont try to trick your delivery guy you bully

>> No.6545777

>>6545732

what are u talking about i was kidding

autism

>> No.6545795

Also waiting on a delivery. Also need to go out. I- I'll just wait...

>> No.6545798

>>6545777
oh no I believed he said FAM and shat on your doorstep, derp
still don't have to come in contact.

>> No.6546147

my delivery just arrived moments ago, everything fits
yay

>> No.6546154
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6546154

my sony vaio pro 13 (most fa ultrabook) came in one week earlier than expected

>> No.6546152

>>6545390
>anxiously waiting on record or book
>trying to catch the mailman so they don't just throw it on the doorstep
>they always elude me and do it anyway

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6546174

>take dick out to fap
>delivery lady rings doorbell
>gotta scramble to hide dick and answer the door

>> No.6546216

tfw my FedEx deliveryman is accustomed to me signing for packages shirtless and occasionally in my undies

>> No.6546260

>>6546174
i know this feel all too well

>> No.6546265

>>6546174
its like they plan it dude

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6546360

;_;

>> No.6546372
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6546372

>live in Norway
>fedex pulls this shit on me

>> No.6546409
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6546409

>remember something really beta you did when you were younger and it keeps you up at night
>looking through old facebook photos and statuses you made and cringing

>> No.6546412

>>6546409
fuck

>> No.6546589

>>6546265
I'm sure of it.

>Oh god I really need to pee but the delivery man is going to be here between 3 hours ago and 4 hours from now.
>Close the door of bathroom
>Bell goes at exactly the same time
>Scramble downstairs
>it's the delivery guy

>> No.6546595

>>6545455

Fucking this. DHL only deliver Monday - Friday, 9:00 - 5:00, aka the time when everyone in my house is at work.

It's really put me off ordering from websites like Mr Porter and Farfetch because DHL are the only courier they use.

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>>6545568

I can relate like AA fiends relate at like, their meetings and shit

is this what it means to be fa?

>> No.6546627

>tfw always buy stuff in person

>> No.6546626

>>6546409
#RealFeels

>> No.6546632

>>6546409

>looking through old facebook photos and statuses you made and cringing

I deleted every single on manually from years and years ago so I wouldn't have to deal with that shit. I also stopped posting facebook statuses.

doesn't help with the first one though

I mean like goddamn I was such a colossal dumbass, in six months will I look back at myself and think the same thing?

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6546642

>>6546627

>to to changing room
>spend 15 minutes looking at myself from all angles
>HEY ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE
>y-yes...
>leave because I'm paranoid they think I'm trying to steal shit

I'd rather just pay for return shipping

>> No.6546645
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6546645

>live in Russia
>standard delivery on the average takes month to come

>> No.6546649

>order shit
>comes to my house
>don't live in shit area so they just leave packages by the door
>packages at my door when I get home

ta-da!

>> No.6546650

>>6546642
how autismal are you?

>be me
>take my sweet ass time in the changing room switching tags with one of the pairs in fatty sizes (they tend to be cheaper)
>walk out and take pics of myself using their full body mirrors because I don't have one
>admire the fit I walked into the store with from all angles
>buy my shit and leave

>> No.6546652

>>6546632
The Six Month Shame Cycle is very much a thing, for me at least. It's the average amount of time it takes between me doing something and me cringing when I think that I did it

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6546657

hey fellas how's my OC

>> No.6546670

>>6546649

if the seller requests signature confirmation they've got to get it

>> No.6546777

>>6546595
order it to work you weiner

>> No.6546782

>paypal and ebay gives you a $15 coupon
>doesn't need to confirm anything
>i make infinite paypal accounts and another ebay account
>keep selling fake products to myself
>$350 made before ebay gets on me

feels good

>> No.6546845

>>6546652
mine seems to be about 2 years.

>> No.6546879

>>6546845
Lucky you. I often get sort of paralysed when I'm thinking of doing something anyway out of the ordinary by wondering how long it will be until I regret it. Happens with clothes too
>"Paisley shirt with bloused cuffs and a wing collar? I will certainly wear this all the time!"
>Found by archaeologists in back of wardrobe

>> No.6546886

>>6546845
Yeah two years, If I´m unlucky one and a half year is about the standard here.

>> No.6546891

>>6546632
>>6546652
>>6546886
>>6546845
>Dat refractory period

>> No.6547005

>>6546891
Like I refracted your mom on her period B^)

>> No.6547042

>>6547005
u fukin rekt him b 8)

>> No.6547109

>>6546657
upvote

>> No.6547188
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6547188

>used to cop something like every 2 weeks or so
>stooped browsing /fa/ for 2 months
>havent bought anything since

i just dont care any-more. Its like i've completed my wardrobe. i dont like this feel

>> No.6547198

>>6546657
saved

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>> No.6548342

>>6547188
up your game. Basic-bitch.

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>tfw multiple packages come on the same day

>> No.6548857

>out for delivery
>wait upstairs in my room patiently
>"delivery attempt made 1:31pm"
>tfw fucking deliveryman didnt knock door or ring doorbell

srs m8,srs.....

also
>live in canada
>order something from the us and copped cheap next day air shipping
>item delivered
>156$ in duties and taxes
seriously fuck canada customs jews smh

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>>6547958

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>>6548701
I love t fucking f

>> No.6548897

>>6548857
was it purolator

>> No.6548906

>order status delivered
>it isnt true
>tell the mail man
>youre right i never delivered this package im going to tell my supervisor
>he comes back two days later
>hey anon, my supervisor said that according to the tracking number someone physically went into the post office and picked it up


n-no...

thats not possible....

>> No.6548924

>>6548897
no dhl