Cologne

[Anonymous No.6449884]

How does a gothninja smell?

[Anonymous No.6449892]

bad because he can't wash his silk tees

[Anonymous No.6449890]

Like the night wind.

[Anonymous No.6449900]

>>6449884
salty milk and coins

[SAGE No.6449912]

gothninja exists as a subculture only because it impresses losers that grew up watching video games and jerking off to children's anime. it looks cool and edgy to them. when gothninjas post a photo on the internet, they are in control over the lighting, composition, and content of this photo. they can emulate an aesthetic seen so many times growing up in comic books/video games/movies etc. for this reason, gothninja pictures look cool and edgy to the weak, pale geeks of the world when they come to sufu, or 4chan, or stylezeitgeist, or pinterest, or thefedoralounge. when you take them outside this frame of reference, and capture someone trying to posture as "gothninja" while walking down santa monica boulevard with a slice of pizza in their hand, it becomes very obvious how pathetic their charade is. they lose control of their aesthetic in the real world and it's sad to behold. so instead they avoid being seen eating pizza, and try to slink around in the shadows smoking cigarettes, sending their mom to buy groceries so as not to be seen with luncheon meats in their hand. they avoid going to the beach because they know it's impossible to perpetuate their carefully crafted image there. it's like a symphony of spaghetti, and it makes me cringe.

[Anonymous No.6449914]

>>6449890
i love the night wind

[SAGE No.6449922]

gothninja exists as a subculture only because it impresses losers that grew up watching video games and jerking off to children's anime. it looks cool and edgy to them. when gothninjas post a photo on the internet, they are in control over the lighting, composition, and content of this photo. they can emulate an aesthetic seen so many times growing up in comic books/video games/movies etc. for this reason, gothninja pictures look cool and edgy to the weak, pale geeks of the world when they come to sufu, or 4chan, or stylezeitgeist, or pinterest, or thefedoralounge. when you take them outside this frame of reference, and capture someone trying to posture as "gothninja" while walking down santa monica boulevard with a slice of pizza in their hand, it becomes very obvious how pathetic their charade is. they lose control of their aesthetic in the real world and it's sad to behold. so instead they avoid being seen eating pizza, and try to slink around in the shadows smoking cigarettes, sending their mom to buy groceries so as not to be seen with luncheon meats in their hand. they avoid going to the beach because they know it's impossible to perpetuate their carefully crafted image there. it's like a symphony of spaghetti, and it makes me cringe.

[Anonymous No.6449924]

>>6449900
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.6449931]

>>6449922
thumbs up if you're reading this in that computer voice of the youtube vid

[Anonymous No.6449995]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbzCk73m9ec

gothninja perfection

[Anonymous No.6450019]

How do gothninjas shave? Those cartridge razors are pleb and the safety razors are totally dadcore.

[Anonymous No.6450028]

>>6450019
autism

[Anonymous No.6450033]

>>6450028
So straight razors?

[Anonymous No.6450052]

with their nose???

[Anonymous No.6450093]

Sweaty from wearing all black and multiple layers in the middle of the summer.

[Anonymous No.6450100]

>>6450033
They pluck every single hair out

[Anonymous No.6450116]

>>6450093

[fascion fashist No.6450131]

>>6450093
this is me everyday of the summer

[Anonymous No.6450137]

>>6450093
all my feels