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Can regular hair stylists even do this?

Getting a haircut today, but uncertain about the failure rate.

>> No.6431688

>>6431624
all you do is blowdry it backwards

>> No.6431700

>>6431688
How long do you think it would take?

>> No.6431703

>>6431700
To get it ready every morning, I mean.

>> No.6431718

>>6431703
2-5 minutes at most once you figure what technique works best.

>> No.6431727

>>6431703
>>6431700
'bout tree fiddy

>> No.6431755

intredasting..

Thanks.

>> No.6432335

What would this haircut be called?

>> No.6432346

>>6432335
the autist head nest™

>> No.6432350

>>6432335
The "Not every haircut has a name"

>> No.6432358

>>6432350
>>6432346
>buttmad

>> No.6432372

>>6432358
What do you want me to say? It looks like a short back and sides cut swept back. Even if it did have a name what are the chances that you wouldn't make a fool out of yourself requesting it? If you don't already know the name of the cut then chances are your hairdresser won't either.

"uhhh...excuse me...I would like..t-the faggot..."

"....a what?"

".....t-the faggot..the...swept..short..the..f-faggot"

"Sir, do you want your haircut or not?"

>> No.6432375

>>6432372
>If you don't already know the name of the cut then chances are your hairdresser won't either

Huh

>> No.6432386

>>6432375
How can I explain this any better? Mohawk, buzz cut, rats tail...these are three or about fifteen universally known cuts. The rest? The rest don't have names, thats why you don't see little captions saying "The Poofta" beneath hair models in their hair catalogues.

Just take in the picture, goddamn

>> No.6432441

>go to hair stylist
>c-can i g-get a h-hy?
>what?
>a hit- i mean undercut
>oh yes sure. just come with me and we we get started
>walk over to hair wash chair thing
>b-but muh no p-ppoo
>what?
>nevermind ;_;
THIS FUCKING FAGGOT WAS WASHING MY GODLY 3 MONTHS NO-POO HAIR!
if i wasn't so beta i would have said something :(

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6432457

>>6432441

>> No.6432461

>>6432441
nopoo is a troll. you probably look disgusting and greasy as fuck, a decent barbershop wouldve thrown you right out again without even washing your hair. an undercut and the hy are nowhere the same haircut, you probably look like macklemore now.

>> No.6432471

>>6432461
>implying macklemore's hair is bad

>> No.6432477

>>6432471
but it is

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6432479

>>6432461

>> No.6432481

>>6432461
You do know no poo doesn't mean not washing your hair, right?

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6432482

>>6432461
>implying

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6432483

>>6432441

>> No.6432489

>>6432461
I don't understand why people just don't use conditioner instead?

>> No.6432490

>>6432461
no-poo is not a troll
i didn't shampoo as a kid because it hurt my eyes and i always had great hair
at age 16 my hair started to flake and i started using shampoo. now my hair looks really bad

>> No.6432502

>>6432489
We do

>> No.6432507

>>6432461
this guy probably tried no poo and never washed his hair with water

LOL

>> No.6432508

>>6432481
of course i do. have you read the barberfag infographic? most people cant pull off nopoo. their hair gets greasy, even after moths of nopoo with conditioner and bakind soda and shit. theres about one guy a week posting his nopoo hair on this board. now ive only been here for about two years, but thats a lot of nopoo pictures and about 95% of the guys looked greasy, unhygienic and disgusting as fuck, even on a low res webcam pic. most of them denied it saying stuff like "my hait isnt greasy at all, its just naturally oily". yeah right.
just invest more into high quality shampoo and conditioner.

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6432547

>>6432508
My hair is pretty good and I haven't used shampoo in over two years,

>> No.6432575

>>6432547
sucks you've got such a doughy ass face.

>> No.6432611

Just take the picture if you dont feel like chatting with people a bit, or if you dont want to take a picture then explain with details errythang.
>sort sides, probably a #3 tappering at middle forehead with scissors and detailed long upper
>back is probably the same height as where his bang ends
isnt that hard is it?

>> No.6432610

>>6432547
that looks like a greasy mess. jack black pls go

>> No.6432635

>>6432508
barberfag infographic was full of shit and you know it

that's why it isn't circulating on /fa/ anymore

>> No.6432650

>2013 not going to baxter finley to get your haircut
srsly they do the best job in L.A.

>> No.6432697

Considering starting no-poo, what's the best alternative for shampoo, or do I just use water for now?

>> No.6432696
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6432696

do you need an undercut for that?
what length is the top hair?

>> No.6433115

>>6432697
Bonner's

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6433152

>>6431624

print this off and fuck off

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6433161

>>6433152
Thanks you, so kind

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>> No.6433178

who is that in ops pic?

>> No.6433177

>>6433169
lel

>> No.6433181

>>6433161

also, you're going to think they fucked it up. They didn't, that's how it looks. Give it a couple weeks to grow in.

>> No.6433186

>>6433178
Brad Pitt

>> No.6433205

>>6433178
seriously?

>> No.6433219

WHO IS THAT GUY I NEED TO KNOW

>> No.6433220

>>6433219
Why

>> No.6433223

>>6433220
none of your business

>> No.6433235

>>6433220
y do you know?
jw bc hes epitome of what i like...a little badass a little james dean...not total dollface but super hot anyway

>> No.6433292

tell me

>> No.6433296

tull me

>> No.6433300

TELL
ME
NAO

>> No.6433325

>>6432372
I lol'd

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6433355

>>6432372

>> No.6435107

>>6432386
>>6432372
Jesus christ! These so much. Read them autists fags,

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6435149

>>6432508
What are high quality shampoo & conditionner brand ?

>> No.6437122

>>6435149
Prantrene Pro V, R'oreal praris, reutrogena. All good shampoo brand.

>> No.6437926

>>6437122
toplel

>> No.6438934

WELP

>> No.6439094

is this even possible to do with asian hair?

>> No.6439323

>>6439094
ask your haircut person

>> No.6439354

>>6432697
semen

because nopoo is for faggots