/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.6418832]

>5'11

[Anonymous No.6418841]

>>6418832
so fucking edgy
trying to make up for being a manlet

[Anonymous No.6418850]

>I have been arrested for stomping a guy's face and throwing him down some stairs...

Oh Bai, stretching the truth as always. Just like his fit pics.

[Anonymous No.6418864]

>I've once dated a girl just because she was a model
>I have been arrested for stomping on a guys face and throwing him down some stairs
>I am a trained soldier
>I used to have a very promising career as a football/soccer player, until girls, booze, and party ruined it

[Anonymous No.6418870]

>>6418864
keep in mind this picture was taken less than a year before he wrote that post

[Anonymous No.6418875]

so wtf does he do for a living?
contrary to popular belief I don't think he works @acne sales floor associate
obviously rich parientes.

also thought he DJed so im starting to think this whole survey a buncha BS...I mean breaking up over a box of chocolates? that's retarded af (pun intended)

[Anonymous No.6418876]

>I hate my height (5'11)

>I once dated a girl because she was a model

>I have been arrested for stomping a guy's face and throwing him down some stairs in a huge bar fight

>I used to have a very promising career as a football/soccer player, until girls, booze and party ruined it

[Anonymous No.6418879]

>>6418864
what are you saying?

also he hangs out w/moderately successful models

[Anonymous No.6418880]

>>6418875
he does work @ acne, plenty of pictures he takes and he gets early preseason items
but most of the shit he says is ego-driven bullshit

[Anonymous No.6418882]

>>6418832
It's funny because tumblr bitches will eat this shit up like like a hooker eats cum for that extra $5

[Anonymous No.6418884]

>>6418879
see
>>6418870

[Anonymous No.6418887]

>>6418879

are you guys implying hes full of shit?

[Anonymous No.6418892]

>I have been arrested for stomping a guy's face and throwing him down some stairs in a huge bar fight

[Anonymous No.6418893]

>>6418892
IS this the bai chen guy that the anons were talking about in that other thread?

If so... Why are you all feeding him popularity?

[Anonymous No.6418895]

>>6418892
top
fucking
lel

[Anonymous No.6418897]

>>6418892
>>6418892
im dying.

[Anonymous No.6418899]

>I have been arrested for stomping a guy's face and throwing him down some stairs in a huge bar fight

[Anonymous No.6418902]

>>6418892
well he's def a "badass" now I mean just look at all those tats...sure theres a fkn butterfly on his forearm...but that's beside the point

[Anonymous No.6418904]

>>6418875
acne + rich mommy and daddy

[Anonymous No.6418905]

>>6418893
I cant tell I mean >>6418892
&>>6418902
certainly look identical but I wouldn't know bc they all look the same to me

[Anonymous No.6418907]

military? now i see how he started off monetarily, it's fair play. it does come off as over-compensating and edgy, but i am simply surprised only by the idea that he was "trained" and turned out to be a soft sugar cookie of the intermen

[Anonymous No.6418913]

>>6418905
well I have no idea who the guy is in the first place. I am guessing bai chen = baizilla though?

[Anonymous No.6418920]

>>6418913
yep, bai chen/baizilla/baixchen
all the same person in this thread.

[Anonymous No.6418918]

what would you have to have realistically on your resume in order to get a job in a high-end clothing store like acne?

[Anonymous No.6418921]

He's just the gook Brandon Sales

[User !4JmiEPm2.s No.6418925]

>>6418918

1. friends that work at the company

2. experience working at other clothing brands

3. a skill that you have that they need in order to make money (business end or design end or manufacturing end)

[Anonymous No.6418926]

>>6418918
nothing? Why the fuck would you want to work retail? You think you're gonna be making more dosh just cause you work at Acne? Lel.

[Anonymous No.6418931]

>I only listen to illmatic

bai confirmed for backpacker trash

[Anonymous No.6418934]

>>6418920
why does he get so much hate? Is it mutual between /fa/ and SZ or what

[バカ No.6418939]

>>6418832
yeezus christ

he's really bad at pretending to be interesting

[Anonymous No.6418940]

>I used to have a very promising career as a football/soccer player, until girls, booze, and party ruined it

[Anonymous No.6418942]

>>6418934
>why does he get so much hate?

have you not read what he posted in OPs post? the dude is an attention-seeking egowhore trying to sound as badass as possible, exaggerating the truth in any way he can

[Anonymous No.6418944]

>>6418904
I know he said hes an acne "enthusiast" and I wouldn't put him past working there but as a sales boy? idk he has mentioned before he goes to museums for inspiration for work ..idk but im pretty sure he bought that rolex himself

[Anonymous No.6418945]

Im going to dump some Bai for people who are new to him.

[Anonymous No.6418946]

>>6418918
Lol thats like $9 an hour youll just blow on like a 30% discount anyways

Hiend retail is such a joke
They expect you to be dressed "worthy" of the shop but pay such shit that is really just playtime for rich trust fund kiddies who work then going to their lofts in williamsburg and snort lines and generally waste their parents money. Thats at least true for almost every kid i knew working retail in NYC who wasnt hooked up and working throuh connections from design school or doing design elsewhere and doing the retail on the side.

I mean sure they often times give you overstock and out of season shit which no one except the most high fashionistas would ever call you out on but still. They pay you poorly but expect you not to be poor. Its working as a hobby or status symbol more than for sustenance.

[Anonymous No.6418947]

>>6418940
dead

[Anonymous No.6418948]

He crops his Rimbad photos doesn't he? This makes him look tall.

[Anonymous No.6418949]

pronounced bay or bye

[Anonymous No.6418952]

>>6418918
obviously either experience working in similar retail environment or connections (parents/friends prolly got him in the door) like I said before he rolls around w/models n shit

[Anonymous No.6418953]

>>6418949
"bye"

[Anonymous No.6418954]

>>6418949
it's "pie" like the as in qt.314
not trolling this is really how you pronounce it.

[Anonymous No.6418955]

I believe this is @ Acne store

[Anonymous No.6418961]

Youre disgusting

[User !4JmiEPm2.s No.6418957]

why do you analyze this guy so much

[Anonymous No.6418958]

>>6418946
>playtime for rich trust fund kiddies who work then going to their lofts in williamsburg and snort lines and generally waste their parents money
wish that was my life

[Anonymous No.6418959]

>>6418955
My thumbnail failed me obviously not now that I look at full sized image.

[Anonymous No.6418962]

[Anonymous No.6418963]

>>6418946
really? they only get $9 an hour?
& i've always wondered how people can live in the city working retail and have decent lives with an apartment and high end clothing... makes me feel better about myself if it really is just spoiled kids spending/surviving on their parents money

[Anonymous No.6418964]

This is probably my favorite fit from him, partly because hes so ashamed of his face.

[Anonymous No.6418969]

fucking wow
im so done with this kid
i mean im a total egoist myself but this nerd takes it to a whole different playing field

dude arthur rimbaud im intelligent guys!!! i run marathons!!! i beat up people!!

[Anonymous No.6418966]

>>6418958
Thats so lame though
Being such a bapid shallow and useless fuck is not /fa/

[Anonymous No.6418967]

[Anonymous No.6418970]

[Anonymous No.6418971]

>>6418939
SAID JAMESU! TOP LEL

>>6418934
so sz hates him too? kekeke

[Anonymous No.6418972]

>>6418934
he panders to this pseudo mimimalist playboy lifestyle., and he nonchalantly shows off in all of his instagram pics.

>pic of some naked swedish girl in his bed
>"hurr look how nice of a day it is outside"

[Anonymous No.6418974]

>>6418945
where are these old pics coming from? is it his tumblr b4 private?

[Anonymous No.6418977]

>>6418969
You can't blame him entirely, it's the environment he was raised with. However he is a dumbass I agree.

[Anonymous No.6418979]

>>6418966
>useless
aren't we all? i just want it easy and to wear nice shit without really working hard. their lives are pretty blessed.

[Anonymous No.6418980]

>>6418945
>>6418945
this isn't bai lel he wishes

[Anonymous No.6418983]

>>6418974
Arthur Rimbaud I don't remember if that was his tumblr whatever that shit was.

[Anonymous No.6418984]

>>6418972
if that was your gf youd be proudly posting her fine ass too...
also I think its a photography thing for him

[Anonymous No.6418985]

does sz really care / hate bai?
link please wanna have a laff

[Anonymous No.6418986]

Seomtimes depending on the place theres a comission
Generally the aggregates do like opening ceremony and certainly barneys

But for the most part its ridiculous
I spent some time in the whole new york scene and its half fashion kiddies all dirt poor half trust fund kids some in fashion but generally all useless and its ridiculous

[Anonymous No.6418989]

>>6418948
ffs its 5'11 and 6'0.5" with those creeps it's standard height, if he was any shorter than 5'11" we'd suggest he give up and rot in a pit

[Anonymous No.6418991]

>>6418980
Look @ the furniture it is or he got some guy to come over to his place so he could photograph him.

[Anonymous No.6418992]

>>6418986
i honestly dont understand how anyone can afford to live in new york from working retail

i mean how the fuck is that possible?

[Anonymous No.6418995]

[Anonymous No.6419000]

Last

[Anonymous No.6418997]

I see you see things differently but effort and ambition build character and make people interesting

[User !4JmiEPm2.s No.6419001]

>>6418992

have cashflow from other sources besides the retail job, whether trust fund or additional work.

or maintain a low standard of living, that cuts costs.

[Anonymous No.6419003]

Hard to believe he's a loser, just like us.

Just some kid pretending to be interesting. I thought he had a better life.

[Anonymous No.6419008]

>>6418992
Sorry keep forgetting to quote, that was meant to be a response to the cat pic post but
They dont, read my other post

[Anonymous No.6419012]

>>6418985
I tihnk so. Anorak made it pretty clear he didnt like him.

[Anonymous No.6419013]

>>6418963
more than $9 but def not more than $20 just for a salesfloor.

[Anonymous No.6419015]

>>6419001
You recieve money from a trustfund? Does that mean your parents are dead or what?

[Anonymous No.6419016]

>>6419001
if you had to start from job-scratch where would you work to start building up your resume again?

[Anonymous No.6419017]

>>6419003
Nah he probably enjoys his life.

You're doing something right if you have so many haters.

[Anonymous No.6419018]

>>6419003
poet posting prodigy pictures?

[Anonymous No.6419022]

>>6419013
Lol odin nyc pays $10 an hour
Those are the kind of kids i was partying with at pratt
Trust me kid they aint making shit

[Anonymous No.6419026]

>>6418991
naw, eames chairs are not new.

http://www.stylezeitgeist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6995&page=4

[Anonymous No.6419031]

>>6419016
If you dont have money i dont understand why you'd want to work at a place like this

To get the job you need to be fully decked out in acne or equiv and if youre poor that certainly shouldnt be your priority. Not to mention you could get a better job anyways assuming you have any kind of talent or skills

[Anonymous No.6419033]

y'all guys can say what you want, hate him or whatever but his fits are often godlike

[Anonymous No.6419034]

>>6419022
A friend of mine works at AE hes worked there for 4 months, he makes $10. I cannot believe Acne only pays $9 I imagined those higher retail stores paid the floor associates at least $11+ because they can.

[Anonymous No.6419035]

>>6419018
Impersonator. I hope.

[User !4JmiEPm2.s No.6419041]

>>6419015

i dont personally, but that is how many people survive at a high standard of living while working low paid jobs. I mean, i really wish i did, id be able to spend a ton of money making samples.

>>6419016

interning at small no name businesses, doing actual design work. smaller places that have less money are more willing to let you experiment and give you more responsibilities because they can potentially make money because of you.

my first unpaid internship i designed a tote bag that made my boss five figures, i never saw a cent but thats part of the deal of unpaid internships. however, for my resume it means a whole lot.

[Anonymous No.6419042]

>>6419026
You're right, sorry I got it from his tumblr and jumped to conclusions.

[Anonymous No.6419045]

>>6419018
Poet what is happening?!?!? Please uphold your dignity and the experience-ridden face fa needs!! We will forgive and unsee this slight of hand!!

[Anonymous No.6419048]

>>6419022
are you serious?
that's pretty sad considering I make $14 as a barista in a small cafe as an 18 year old out of high-school with no previous jobs in the holy land of california.

[Anonymous No.6419049]

>>6418934
Some folks would say that he's attempting to reverse engineer culture and lifestyle as a set of products and objects, as opposed to set of emotional values with real weight in the community.

But that's not my opinion on the guy, ok? I really don't keep up with all this noise and I'm totally taking a guess here.
I bet it's easy to be jealous of him, though. Lots of clothes, cool job, decent apartment, all the little accoutrements of success under perfect lighting... And there you are, sitting on the unmade bed you never got laid in. Two days of stubble on your face, fast fashion in your closets and everywhere the smell of cigarettes.

People are quick to compare another man's carefully prepared public image to the flawed human being they themselves are in private. Then they start feel threads when self loathing and/or spaghetti reach critical mass.

[Anonymous No.6419050]

>>6419033
bcus u c internetism dress by marc jacobs by marc jacobs byb amcojamcomamcam

[Anonymous No.6419055]

>>6419041
>my first unpaid internship i designed a tote bag that made my boss five figures

oh yeah that would make your resume look golden
curious what your dream job is? any particular designer house you'd like to work with or what?

[Anonymous No.6419056]

Ill say it for the last time
You dont work at acne or odin or anywhere to make money
You work there so you can say you work there or if money isnt an issue

I mean i was at pratt and even being an office bitch intern at a design studio paid better than retail, both of which were easily available to us
Only the kids who had money to fall back on would ever pick the retail cuz they dont care about wages nor resume fodder , its just something they can say to bitches at parties

Your acne white tee looks better/feels/holds higher status than a $5 hanes tee, but functionally they do the same thing

[turnleft !!t/GvfGACpW7 No.6419061]

>>6419049
>sitting on the unmade bed you never got laid in. Two days of stubble on your face, fast fashion in your closets and everywhere the smell of cigarettes.
snap

[Anonymous No.6419063]

>>6419035
>>6419045
>>6419018
>>6419003

I would never post something like that, to say nothing of having that picture on my hard drive. Good God, man.

[User !4JmiEPm2.s No.6419066]

>>6419055

working in pattern making at ann demeulemeester, tailored garments and leather products, eventually self employed

[Anonymous No.6419067]

>>6419049
>And there you are, sitting on the unmade bed you never got laid in. Two days of stubble on your face, fast fashion in your closets and everywhere the smell of cigarettes.

Fuck you my mommy would ground my ass if I tried to smoke.

[Anonymous No.6419068]

>>6419048
lol when i started at 19 as well, by 20...
dude me bartenders are banking 20~ hourly and 250-300+ cash nightly lel

luxury business and fine dining where its at

heres a cheat code, once you've got the barista exp in your hand, sexy up your self and just apply out to a luxury resort island like in the caribs or some other hubbabubba exotic fucking island name

bcus the men vacationing there, got the doshshhhsshhh$

not to mention, m fucking beautiful people u meet interationally, literally all the fishes in the sea

[Anonymous No.6419073]

>>6419049
SNAP POET BEING SASSY AS OF LATE, I LIKE!

[Anonymous No.6419077]

Man baristas in touristy/developing places make dosh

Shit my friends makes like $25usd working top of a hotel in singapore during the summers man plus gets massives tips

Guess u need to learn singlish leh

[Anonymous No.6419079]

>>6419068
wait so you fucking travel?

[Anonymous No.6419084]

>>6418992
Remember the first episode of Girls where Hannah asks for $1100 a month? They thought about that number. It's pretty spot on.

$600-700 rent, in a place you had to work to find.
$112 unlimited Metrocard.
~$250 groceries.

Leaves $38-138 dollars a month for everything else. TIght, fucking definitely, but doable if you're not spending money on small conveniences or luxuries, and have a stable, workable set of personal possessions.

$7/hr takehome at 40 hours a week gets $1,120 a month, for the record.

[Anonymous No.6419087]

I don't hate this guy or even dislike him, hating someone you don't know is completely insane. But I think this guy must be the biggest ass licker in real life, like those male models, I bet he licks their ass so much and is always around them for validation.

[Anonymous No.6419104]

>>6419048
>21
>working at a tap ex kitchen for $9.50
i envy you

[Anonymous No.6419114]

>>6419084
Also, I forgot to mention this isn't counting food stamps, etc. in, which a Hannah would probably be too clueless to go for but anyone with experience being poor would be on, making it easier, at least if they don't have dependents.

[Anonymous No.6419127]

>>6418921
Except he can actually dress himself and doesn't look like a rat.

And had model bitches around.

[Anonymous No.6419129]

>>6418892
Toplel. Unsubbing from his intsagram

[Anonymous No.6419132]

>>6419129

i bet he really cares

[Anonymous No.6419159]

he's not 5'11, the eames chair already has a height of 31 inches

[Anonymous No.6419162]

does this kid go to school? does he have any talents or ambitions?

[Anonymous No.6419166]

>>6419162
he doesn't do anything, all he does is shit around in the acne store

he works RETAIL

nothing else. He's no artist, no musician, nothing fashion involved.

He leads the same boring ass life as everybody else but tries to hide it by posting shitty desaturated photoshopped and stretched pics.

Personality wise he's a little bitch. making his tumblr private and all

[Anonymous No.6419179]

>>6419166
apparently he 'made a cool milly' by 21

[Anonymous No.6419187]

>>6419179
yeah no

Also a million is not that much money. If you don't have income and live with your parents then maybe.

[Anonymous No.6419190]

>>6419084
lol u even tax n SURPRIZE u got mail in the form of a caraccident/sickness/fuckup or wat

[Anonymous No.6419195]

I'd still suck his dick.

>Not gonna lie, dreaming of living that Bai lifestyle is what gets me up everyday to work my part-time job + uni.

>Don't break my illusion /fa/

[Anonymous No.6419200]

>>6419195
you're not gonna make it & he's a fraud

[Anonymous No.6419207]

>>6419035 Fuck YOU
>>6419045 Fuck YOU
>>6419018 Fuck YOU
>>6419003 Fuck YOU
>>6419066 You're cool (bc impossible to hate)
>>6419063 Fuck YOU

[Anonymous No.6419211]

>>6419187

lol

this guy is the definition of a neckbeard

i bet you are sitting in your basement eating cheetos and watching jeremy kyle, wake up its timeto face reality

[ct No.6419215]

>>6418876
>autistic short kid playing dress up.png
everytime

[Anonymous No.6419216]

>>6419211
I don't even know what all that shit is, but keep on projecting.

I'm a trustfund kid of a guy working in one of europes biggest pharma firms. I've already blown away more money on shit that I don't need then you'll ever make in your lifetime.

[turnleft !!t/GvfGACpW7 No.6419217]

>mfw all this bai shit
>people sleeping on delicious Christian
foever plebs.

also
good thread

[ct No.6419226]

>>6419217
>you will never go to class to find out christian is your substitute teacher and instead of teaching math he tells you about how he takes care of his CCP drips

[Anonymous No.6419230]

>>6419216

>I'm a trustfund kid of a guy working in one of europes biggest pharma firms. I've already blown away more money on shit that I don't need then you'll ever make in your lifetime.

wow its like im 16 and on 4chan again

[turnleft !!t/GvfGACpW7 No.6419232]

>>6419226
#_________#
>ive never considered the possibility of being lectured on ccponomics by Christian
brb internalising fanfic

[timber No.6419246]

>>6419226
>ur professor will never walk into class, put on a movie, and spend the rest of the period trying 2 take fit pics

[Anonymous No.6419247]

i mean, he's faking being successful. if you have a nice apartment, with nice clothes, with pretty people then some people are going to be jealous.

but a lot of other people won't because you didn't really earn any of that. you didn't have to save up for the clothes or furniture. you're working retail, i don't care what brand, you most likely won't be moving up in that company. you aren't a creative, you aren't carving out a life for yourself. you're still a child, consuming things that everybody is told to believe that tasteful, successful, usually much older people choose to surround themselves with by spending their excess of self earned money. he's faking that.

i kind of hate people like that in general. who live "fashionable lifestyles" for consumerism and class rather than, idk, general creativity and artistic expression.

sigh, but then again, fashion is business meets art, and i suppose we need people obsessed with looking rich to give money to these companies so that they can keep making haute couture and paying photographers, cinematographers, makeup and hair artists, stylists, set designers and the rest of the people who do it because they are creative and have talent.

[turnleft !!t/GvfGACpW7 No.6419254]

>>6419246
check mail pls

[Anonymous No.6419255]

>>6419246

shut the fuck up whore

go wear ur fucking doc martens you basic cunt lmao out

[ct No.6419267]

>>6419246
>he will never bring his sz gothninja friends into the classroom and show the class how to properly layer all-black clothing

[Anonymous No.6419336]

>>6419195
>dreaming of living that Bai lifestyle is what gets me up everyday to work my part-time job + uni.

ultimate fuccboi
you aren't gonna make it you just weren't born into it get over it and accept mediocrity

[Anonymous No.6419340]

>>6419336
In truth, that post is you reassuring yourself that not trying is an acceptable choice. It isn't. People get their dream lives every day. It's not that unlikely.

[Anonymous No.6419362]

>>6419254
>>6419246
>>6419232
>>6419217
why is this faggot so praised havent yall seen his pics pre sz?
dude looked like a cowboy clown lmao smh

[Anonymous No.6419377]

>>6419362
Makes his post-sz fits all the more impressive, doesn't it?

[turnleft !!t/GvfGACpW7 No.6419381]

>>6419362
why does that matter?
i would think it warrants even more praise

[Anonymous No.6419387]

Stop it you guys. I'm dying.

[Anonymous No.6419394]

>>6419377
>>6419381
nope he still looks pretty ridiculous in most fits but oh wait nevermind turnleft is arguing for him makes sense since you both dress like fucking star wars sithlord x hobo collabs

smh

[Anonymous No.6419396]

>>6419394
>star wars sithlord x hobo collabs
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.6419400]

>>6419396
for every sage you make i'm going to bump this twice
and i know you are fuccboi bitchass lmao smh out

[turnleft !!t/GvfGACpW7 No.6419401]

>>6419394
you'd fuck him.

[Anonymous No.6419402]

>>6419400
I'm only saging to be polite.
Who am I?

[timber No.6419405]

>>6419362
like u could ever--

[Anonymous No.6419407]

>>6419405
only good fit i've seen of his tbh
and yeah his past was terrible i mean wtf

[Anonymous No.6419410]

>>6419031
working floors in a store is a brilliant job besides school though, but fuck, working full time after graduation in a clothing store sounds really lame

[Anonymous No.6419412]

>>6419405
wow how can his haste be this bad?

[timber No.6419416]

>>6419407
>>6419412
what's really fascinating is if u look at his early stuff u can very easily place it in a continuum w/ how he dresses now & how he dressed when he first started posting on sz. he's very careful, deliberate, and most of all aware of what he wants his clothes 2 do for him & his proportions

could u say the same?

[Anonymous No.6419417]

>>6419381
>those shoes
100%momcore

>>6419405
>those jeans
ugliest garment in entire thread award

[Anonymous No.6419419]

>>6419416
r u a girl or a guy

[Anonymous No.6419427]

>>6419041
Post pics of tote?

[Anonymous No.6419431]

>>6419419
does this answer your question?
I didn't think so...hes a dude
theres a lady timber on sufu (also was bald for a while)

[Anonymous No.6419437]

>>6419431
then why did he post this pic on a WAYWT thread a day or 2 ago?

[Anonymous No.6419439]

>complaining about 5'11
>tfw 5'8

[Anonymous No.6419441]

>>6419431
btw timber those wood planks are cool I like the look but that 1 on the floor seems so impractical and hazardous...id be trippin on dat shit all daybc clumsy af...im surprised you haven't been sued bc guest knocked front teeth out or somesh

[Anonymous No.6419445]

>>6419437
bc hes into high-waisted Jeannie pants

[Anonymous No.6419454]

>>6419437
i'm pretty sure he said that's his gf, don't know for sure though

[Anonymous No.6419457]

>>6419431
that guy is called timber but not the timber who posts here

>>6419437
that is the gf of the timber that posts here

[Anonymous No.6419465]

>>6419457
that guy is the timber who posts here, the other timber is a sufu girl

[Anonymous No.6419467]

Question I asked him on tumblr a while ago:

"hat exactly do you do at Acne? Do you contribute to the design process? How did you get your current job, did you go to school for fashion? I'm just curious and trying to talk to as many people with experience in fashion as I can. Thank you "

His response:

"Hey. I am not a part of the creative process, I did not attend fashion school. I have a business degree and I got in by knowing the right people :-) good luck!"

[Anonymous No.6419475]

>>6419465
...no, fuck off and stop making shit up.

[Anonymous No.6419471]

>>6419431
Comme si il postait ici.
Remballe !

[Anonymous No.6419480]

>>6419457

GUYS what happened to timber? I liked him then he stopped posting like 3 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.6419486]

>5'11
nigga needs to make up his mind

[timber No.6419490]

>>6419471
c'est plus profond q ce q l'on pourrait croire

[Anonymous No.6419492]

>>6419486
I bet he's 5'7".

[Anonymous No.6419493]

>>6419486
he's below 5'9

the eames chair next to him is 81cm there is no way he's over 5'6

[Anonymous No.6419496]

>>6419492
5'7'' max

[aiouh No.6419500]

>asian
>5'11

wow this faggot aspires to be as tall as me
not sure if I should feel ashamed or empowered

[Anonymous No.6419505]

>>6419500
not sure if srs

[aiouh No.6419508]

>>6419505
eblaborate

[Anonymous No.6419512]

>>6419508
>eblaborate
ha

[aiouh No.6419515]

>>6419512
is making fun of lysdexia fun for you fggoat

[Anonymous No.6419520]

>>6419515
sorry m8, it just tickled me, been up too long.

[Anonymous No.6419541]

>>6419454
Im pretty sure his gf has short hair and dresses real weird he posted a pic of her in some vintage outfit (maybe wool pants and turtleneck w/fugly shoes) a month or 2 ago she looked awful (at least compared to this chick)
cant find it on fuuka..does anyone know what im talking about tho?

>>6419490
feel obliged to help us out here

[Anonymous No.6419543]

>>6419541
go to sleep prodigy no one cares about your stupid game

[Anonymous No.6419573]

>>6419543
actually I care bc id like to know if this is in fact timbers gf >>6419437
don't ask y bc idk im jw

[tomato No.6419582]

>>6419515
>fggoat
>fagoat

im going to use that from now on
thanks

[Anonymous No.6419595]

>>6419457
>>6419454

holy fuck u guys arre retarded

she posts that becuz she dont want u thirsty ass niggas tryingto get her skype

[Anonymous No.6419623]

>>6419595
what on earth are you talking about...im perty sure you are mistaken

[Anonymous No.6419628]

>>6419623

no IM PRETTY SURE u are mistaken MR, look my friend, I do not give a bladdy SHIT about this business that u seem interested in, inforutnately for u, fortunately for me, i am not interested in this, silly small willy boy. I have much more interesting things to do, but I will clear up this busienss, fortunately for you, friend. This timber character is a girl, yes, a girl, and she does post her pictures naming it 'gf fit' so you people do not ask her to be your girlfriend, friend, silly boy. I am right and you are not fucking retard.

Sincerly
~me

[Anonymous No.6419636]

>>6419628
you're not funny prodigy

[Anonymous No.6419655]

>>6419636

Look my friend, not really my friend. I am better than you, all you are is a little coward small dick boy who suck on his mother titty for breast milk when he needs to have nutrient. Listen, boy, friend, not really my friend, all you are is a jumped up little coward who hide behind his internet screen playing his video games and drinking his soda, bitch. You sit there with your flabby titties out stroking your little pink slug willy while your mother puts bucket in your ass to shit in, retard. This has been quite unfortunate for you, these recent events. You are just a idiot and you deserved it, small boy, coward, loser. I sincereley hpe you correct your ways in the future because If i see you i will hurt you, my friend, my enemy really idiot. Do you think you are tuff and hard man for using the sage blue name mr friend, not really my friend. You absolute idiot, i cannot believe you, how you exist. I bet you have a really small willy because you are obviousy insecure, ok. Stupid idiot silly idiot. You probably come from chernobyl nuclear explosion which make your brain mutated and retard silly boy.

Sincerely
~me

[Anonymous No.6419657]

>>6419655
tl;dr

when cooltop and slater did that it was at least funny

you're just some fat girl trying too hard

[Anonymous No.6419668]

>>6419636
ha nice try but that wasn't me...
this was me >>6419623
you can tell by how tasteless and simpleminded he sounds

[Anonymous No.6419697]

>>6419657

Oh look people, what we have here is a rare spectacle, a anonymous blue name person is getting increasingly angry. It seems that is is the homosexual too, with his infactuation with anonymous posters. I think he is really angry and it shows from his blue name. He sit there getting anger and angrier with his cheetos dust around his ugly stupid mouth. Titty boy, why do you not hit the treadmill? You can use it, and maybe your mother too, my friend, not raelly my friend but just an absolute idiot. Unfortuantely for you, you will live the rest and remainder ofyour miserable days being quite the peon, unfortunately for you , you will serve people like me, your master. Peon, get me a drink little small willy peon. From the moment you came out of your mothers stab wound you was declared a beta male. Quite unfortunate for you. You make me physically sick to my stomach and I wish your existence would be purged from this Earth, silly willy small dick boy. I bet you are badling too, to add to your list of betaness you absolute idiot, before you respond I hope you take some time out to reflect on your situation and past experiences.

Sincerely
~me

[Anonymous No.6419698]

>>6419657
hope you honestly dont think that incoherent ramble was made by prodigy. this is kind of humiliating u gotta give me a lil more credit than that.

slater is a redneck. hes also not even funny.
coooltop. well. I don't even know for real what his deal is but id prefer to not be compared or related in any way to either one of those characters. thanx

[Anonymous No.6419715]

>>6419668
>>6419697
>>6419698
no1 cur

youre both shit

[Coooltop No.6419726]

>>6419657
actually when i did that opeople said it wasnt funny as well

[Anonymous No.6419728]

>>6419715
I think its cute how youre tryina get a rise out of people by putting them down bc you think youre better...almost as arrogant as me...except youre doing it for attn. from people that youre secretly fascinated with

[Anonymous No.6419729]

>>6419698

Incoherent rambling? I never thought I would see the day where an absolute idiot would try and insult me, me of all people. An absolute idiot is what we have here, so unfortunate for you and your puny existence. I can't honestly believe such a perosn that is so minscule has the cheek to insult someone of my calibar. To compact this, I suggest you evaluate your life and the decisions you have made. You are nothing but a lonely person that sits on this website all day making boring posts to boring people. In the last three years of your life you have done absolutely nothing to change the outcomes of your situation, but instead you have sit in your decadent lifestyle and enjoyed luxuries such as candy bars at your expense, how unfortunate. i feel extremely sorry for you and the people around you for they have to look at your disgusting sight every day. You are the lowest of the low scum of society that should be exterminated quite rapidly and soon fortunately for me, I will never see you because the earth is a big place, though do I come tothis opportunity i will let you know how much of a disgustingly person you are and how you sohuld be purged from man-kind. I honestly hope you don't think you are a good person because you are a terrible person, you are not contributing anything. Tell me my friend, not really my friend, has anyone, i repeat anyone ever looked at your for guidance, well the answer is obviously no so I will answer that for you, quite and unfortunate, This suggests that you are not a very good person and that your existence is literally meaningless. Tell me, why do you exist? give me a good reason. thats why, you have no reason to, absolutely no reason to live. While I am someone that is respected by my peers, people look at me for guidance, so I do contribute to the success of individuals and I am a good person. But you, a disgusting decadent useful person. So unfortate, for your birth you had no chance of being a good person

Sincerely
~me

[Anonymous No.6420467]

>>6418946

this is so fucking true

[Anonymous No.6420555]

>>6419405

He looks like he posts on /g/.

[Anonymous No.6420611]

i sure luv sukin cock tho. Enjoy your gf and you r bed and you r smelly room nerds

[sage No.6420612]

>tfw i know 14 year olds that are 5`11
>damn u guys are manlets

[Anonymous No.6420617]

>>6419247
lol