/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.6407832]

mfw I will never be male model because of pleb genes ;-;
c'mon /fa/ get it out, what don't you like about your body? Wish you can change ?

[Anonymous No.6407842]

My nose is too big. If it weren't for that I'd go be a model.

[uuuuhhhh No.6407847]

why do people want to be models so bad

[Anonymous No.6407854]

>>6407832
Acne, moles, and just an allround ugly face.

[Anonymous No.6407861]

>mfw ive been offered to model 3 times
>mfw i could find an agency and model any day
>mfw i don't really want to

[that nig with an E30 No.6407859]

>>6407847
bc they think its the answer to all their problems.

funny thing is some models are insecure as ppl on here. models, esp male models get paid like shit.

[Anonymous No.6407892]

>like
high-cheekbones
eye shape
natural blonde

>dislike
bf%
stretchmarks
wrinkles under eyes
weird nose
hair texture

>change
i'm currently losing weight and i'd like to get some sort of cosmetic surgery done in the future

i sometimes like to sometimes think of myself as the hyper-ugly version of nastya kusakina
>pic related

[Anonymous No.6407905]

>ugly
>short
>awkward build

[Natalie Portman !h003Xy2vOk No.6407915]

would not want to model, dont have time for it an would honestly rather be behind the runway

[tomato No.6407919]

>>6407859
how shit do they get payed

[Anonymous No.6407938]

>>6407842
uneven jaw line
20 lbs underweight
das it mane

[Anonymous No.6407953]

>>6407861
Not sure how shit they get paid in whatever country you're in, but here in Denmark, the shitty models get paid what they would earn in a month doing casual labour, for doing like 2 hour shoots.

[Anonymous No.6407962]

>>6407919
bout 3.50

[Anonymous No.6407963]

Awful roach mustache because I just turned 18. I just shave it off, but it grows back after a week.

>Yes, a clean man shaves everyday, it's just like brushing your teeth, wahwahwah. I'm too lazy.

[tomato No.6407974]

>>6407953
sounds like good money to me

ugh...i hate being poor.

[Anonymous No.6407972]

4 inch penis...

>tfw you'll never be an underwear model

[Anonymous No.6407980]

>height
>hairline
>nose tip (flat like my mother's but bigger like my dad's normal nose)

Maybe an eye or hair color change to appear unique.

[Anonymous No.6407987]

Sometimes I feel like the reason the 1% holds back the 99% is because if the 99 had any familiarity with the trappings of wealth and luxury they'd realize that outside of basic freedom from want (i.e. medical, dental, education, basic housing, food), a lifestyle does not in any way provide answers to the human dilemma - try all you want, but neither work nor lifestyle will fill the hole inside of you.
Without people chasing after lifestyle through totemic products, cars, the home market etc, society would collapse, or at least change until it becomes something unrecognizable to those presently in power.

The threat is not the 99 actually having luxury and lifestyle, it is the horrific notion of what would happen to the economy if people stopped *chasing* it. It is your constant tread towards the promise of better that keeps the mill ever spinning. Carrot.
Knowing this, you are fed on a steady diet of happy moments & ideal times, all of them perfectly real & plausible but existing in their own separate & perfect dimension. Fortunately, we can always touch these gossamer dreams via products, films and minor promotional tie-ins. Zara will sell you the look, replete with stark, high contrast minimalism and the suggestion of a way of life conveyed via ten foot black & white pictures.
The people in these pictures are free from pesky existential dilemmas, paranoia and doubt. If they do suffer, they do it tastefully, and they look good doing it. Tears slither down perfectly formed faces leaving perfectly formed black arcs of raw emotion and the vague suggestion of sex.
One thing never changes: Out beyond the sky, there are always new deserts in which to die of thirst.

[Anonymous No.6407998]

>>6407987
go fake poet

[tomato No.6408013]

>>6407987
It is your constant tread towards the promise of better that keeps the mill ever spinning. Carrot.

>that keeps the mill ever spinning. Carrot.

>Carrot

wat

but srsly

money does bring happiness

[Natalie Portman !h003Xy2vOk No.6408022]

>>6407987
I want to be part of the exploitative system, I want to be at the top.

[Anonymous No.6408039]

>>6408013

carrot on a sting my nigga

[that nig with an E30 No.6408038]

im enjoying this milkshake while reading poets post this is vury nice

[Anonymous No.6408043]

>>6408013
Putting a carrot in front of a horse is a pretty common symbol

[Anonymous No.6408062]

i just wish i was taller...

[Anonymous No.6408089]

height, acne, and hairline

otherwise I'd be totes mgotes male model

[Anonymous No.6408098]

>>6407980
>>6408062
>>6408089

I-I-I'll hold you manlet bros

5'7 here ;_;

[Anonymous No.6408104]

>knees point inwards
>profile view of my face is awkward, i think.
>not tall enough (imo)

[Anonymous No.6408108]

i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
i wish i had a rabbit and a bat with a hat and 6-4 impala

[Anonymous No.6408131]

>>6407998
You make this post often, and I want you to know that right now, you're wrong. But even if you weren't, as long as the message was positive and delivered in certain manner it wouldn't matter who I was, would it?
>>6408013
Money brings happiness the way Alcohol bestows courage.
>>6408022
Only place to be.
>>6408038
Thank you for that image.

[Anonymous No.6408142]

>>6408131
>Money brings happiness the way Alcohol bestows courage.
So it works as long as you have it?
Fine by me.

[Anonymous No.6408162]

>>6408131
What's your philosophy or favorite philosopher?
It'd be great to see you make some fashion related posts once in a while too.

[Anonymous No.6408171]

>>6408142
It's a false happiness, the way being drunk is a false courage. Great men are courageous in spite of their fear, not because they've been beating their prefrontal cortex into a stupor with a chemical and are incapable of feeling it.

[that nig with an E30 No.6408178]

>>6408162
he makes loads of fashion related posts.

[Anonymous No.6408199]

>>6408178
i never see any when im on
do you have any screenshots?

[Anonymous No.6408202]

>5'8
>no rj king chin
>tfw only small alternative shit wants me
Other than that, I think I'd be able to do it. I have p nice proportions and shit.

>>6407847
I want to be a model because it would be a direct interaction/connection with high fashion, and does not require me to be rich.

[Anonymous No.6408208]

>>6408162
>It'd be great to see you make some fashion related posts once in a while too
I've done image-maxed threads on 20th century couture, gas mask aesthetics, Costumes for showgirls & Carnivale dancers as well as several threads on a theoretical new style influenced by space & aeronautics. I routinely answer fashion related questions in the #newfaf threads and I routinely post about fashion and contribute heavily to fashion-related threads.

My favorite philosopher is probably Bill Watterson.

[Anonymous No.6408211]

>>6408199
Go to chan archive, you can see some of the threads right there on the front page.

[uuuuhhhh No.6408217]

>>6408202
then work retail at an expensive boutique, become a buyer and get invited to fashion week

[that nig with an E30 No.6408218]

>>6408199
i have an entire folder.

not all of it is about fashion.

[Anonymous No.6408220]

>>6408218
can you upload it to dropbox or something similar? i'd download it for sure

[that nig with an E30 No.6408222]

>>6408220
ok i never used dropbox before but i guess ill sign up

[Anonymous No.6408224]

>>6408208
oh wow, i can only tell it's you posting when your giving out life advice

why don't you adopt a tripcode?

[tomato No.6408226]

>>6408171
dude, i'm all good with false happiness.

[Anonymous No.6408227]

not having clothes that fit

[Anonymous No.6408230]

>>6408224
look at the email field

[tomato No.6408234]

>>6408227

>tfw 6'2

;_;

[Anonymous No.6408238]

>>6408227
i'm 6'0 and i think this is really dumb

[Anonymous No.6408239]

>>6408217
But I already have a god paying stable job that I like ;/////

[Anonymous No.6408271]

>>6408222
thanks, i put my email, can you e-mail me your dropbox later?

>>6408230
yeah i get it now

[that nig with an E30 No.6408288]

>>6408271
sending you an email now

[Anonymous No.6408306]

>>6408224
I use the email field like I would use a hooded garment - partial anonymity, easier to blend with a crowd.
People often ask me about this but I feel like having a code also implies a certain sense of self importance that I just don't feel. I know there are people out there imitating me but as long as they aren't being mean and their words work towards a positive end, who really gives a shit? When all is said and done I'm just some nerd on a website. All that we say here quickly becomes irrelevant.
My writing should serve the function of a tripcode, but even I realize that something as personal as my style is easily copied at the end of the day - assuming one is willing to invest the time and effort.
And that's the thing - if someone wants to put in the time and/or effort required to go around making lengthy posts and being kind to people, but they want to do it under my name? No problem brother, here's a list of charities.

I've considered using the name field, at least - when autumn rolls in.

[Anonymous No.6408315]

>>6408226
Then go for it - but don't come crying to me when your arms get wet.

[Anonymous No.6408321]

>>6408306
thanks for taking the time to reply

went through the /fa/ archive and saw the post about you trying to up the quality of posts on /fa/, that's great