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/fa/ - Fashion

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ITT: MEN discuss hygiene accesories that are /fa/. Body wash, shaving cream, toothpaste, etc. I'm tired of being a pleb and I feel that the core of /fa/ should be how /fa/ I am while naked. So lay it on me. Mouthwash, aftershave, cologne, fucking moisturizing lotion. What is fucking /fa/ if there are no clothes.

>> No.6383504

Sometimes I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug

>> No.6383506

the premise of this thread is gay af

also because I have to

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>> No.6383507

>>6383504
Me too. Then I'll roll over a plate of Doritos and devour them, pretending that I'm the immortal slug. The chosen one.

>> No.6383512

>>6383504
i always keep a bathtub full of mud so i can jump in it and pretend i'm a swamp monster than i keep hiding in the mud all day and when my mom comes into bathroom i jump out of the bathtub roaring like a dinosaur and i'm all muddy and shit and she screams and gets reall scared

>> No.6383526

>>6383506
>I can do 1000 now.

If you can do more than 10 you aren't fucking trying anymore. Step up your game, pleb. Work smarter, not harder. Up the ante, peasant.

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>>6383526

>> No.6383528

>>6383526
>Being this new

>> No.6383537

>>6383528
>implying I haven't been posting up /out/ for four years now
>new.
lel.

>> No.6383550

>>6383537
well you missed the incredibly obvious reference... thought most people on /b/ and everyone on /fa/ has seen that movie.. but i guess not cakeboi

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>>6383550
>implying I watch traditional "movies"
>implying my select few films aren't shown on actual film spun through a candlelight magnification lense onto a sheepskin projection screen
>implying I have the time to keep up with your "obvious reference" and internet culture
>implying "cakeboi" means anything to anyone of culture.

/fa/, you humor me.

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>>6383526

>> No.6383638

>>6383506

Is this from American Psycho?

>> No.6383727

Just bought foxcrest today. Has a hint of pine... Nice summer scent. The most god tier lip balm is Burt's bees mint in the tin.

>> No.6383730

>>6383584
>implying that you are refined when you have "been posting up /out/ for four years"

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>the core is how /fa/ I am while naked
>what products should I slather all over myself?

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>>6383526
is this nigga serious

>> No.6383797

unscented everything

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I shower with my clothes on, I never take them off. I have 1 fit and just add/remove layers. I wear all Rick and all black. My friends call me Rick , but you can call me master and build altars for me from your body parts.

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>>6383504
i like to play night crawlers too!

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>>6383866

>> No.6383926

>Aussie "Aussome Volume" shampoo
>Organic Essentials coconut conditioner
>Dial bar soap for my entire body
>Degree Men Cool Rush Deodorant/Antiperspirant
>Barbasol shaving cream
>Colgate toothpaste
>Axe "messy" hair cream
>Pantene hair spray
>got2b pomade
>Burt's Bees unscented lotion when my hands are dry
>Blistex chapstick when lips are dry

Shit nigga I never realized how much different shit I used every day.

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>>6383866

>> No.6383937

>>6383926
>everything except the burt's bees item

lol